#my aus and ideas

[theiris1002]

I have a tf2 headcannon about how some families have been in the business for generations. The DeGroots and Conaghers specifically.

I think demoman and engineer would have been the first two on the team to learn each other's name, if only their last ones.

Also they would definitely react differently to the others when the whole "spy is scouts dad" thing started becoming public knowledge. Less "wtf man maybe if you were there for your kid he wouldn't become a mercenary" and more "wtf man you didn't teach your kid ANYTHING about this job?? guess I just have to do it myself *adopts scout*"

I also headcannon DeGroots being a bigger and older family that has worked with many different places for hundreds of years. As apposed to conaghers who are only three generations deep and have very strong ties to the businesses running the gravel wars. (Tavish definitely helps Dell find new work after red and blue collapse)

[madness-writing]

Diemos with phobos memorys p2

[Original post][Part 1]

Deimos had been awake for a few days now pulled from test to test to make sure he was fit to work. After this last test he was finally given a clean bill of health and was aloud outside of the small medical facility that had been his life thus far. He was given a bag with basic items he needed including his uniform. it matched phobos' the biggest difference being the extra lens on the goggles. He was eager to get out of the medical gown he had been stuck in and put it on.

It only took a few moments for him to feel like there was something crawling under his skin anywhere that the fabric touched him. He quickly pulled it off suspecting someone had tampered with the outfit but as he inspected the uniform he could see nothing wrong with it. He put the it back on since he had nothing better to wear. It wasn't like it was that bad of a sensation. He could wait until he was back at the tower to get a replacement.

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He couldn't wait. It was all he could focus on. every time he shifted the seams on his uniform felt like they were cutting into his skin. (they weren't he checked) when he spotted an armory he ducked inside eager to get any change of clothes. On one side of the room was a wall of weapons and on the other was spare uniforms for all of the agents in the facility. He started going through the different uniform pieces trying them on only to find that they were also painful. (Was it him?) Eventually he tried on soldat under armor it was a black skintight body suit it lacked the seams that the other clothes did and was soft to the touch, It didn't bother him like everything else had so far. He cut off the part that went over his his head leaving behind only enough to cover over his nose. His face wasn't supposed to be seen by the average grunt he was above that, a God in mortal form. No one could see his flaws (it didn't mater that he didn't have the scars that made phobos make that rule in the first place anymore)

He continued to look through the uniforms with the under armor providing a barrier against his bare skin. Agent pants. A light weight bullet proof vest and a different set of goggles. No cape or helmet. It was barely presentable but it only had to last as long as it took to get to the tower. He could get a new outfit custom made there.

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He eagerly made his way out of the base. waving down the two engineers that were ment to give him a ride to the tower. They did a double take upon seeing him.

"Back up were here for the new director not some random soldier"

Right... they wouldn't recognized him in his make shift outfit would they. He reached into his bag and pulled out his ID showing it to the engineers they looked between each other. One pulled out a small device and held it out to him. It was a DNA scanner that was typically used to verify the identity near identical soldiers. He stuck his finger on the small point on the end. The engineer looked at the screen and nodded.

"Sorry for the delay director" the engineer stepping off to the side so he could access the door to the car.

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As they drove back to base he couldn't help but notice the two engineers seemed nervous. Whispering to each other seemingly arguing. Eventually one turned to to him.

"I apologize for our unacceptable behavior earlier we should have been able to recognize you. We are ready for whatever punishment you deem fit" the engineer said with a flat monotone voice

Deimos paused. Punishment? Why would he Punishment them just for that.

"You were only doing your job." He said "Impersonating a director is a serious offense and I wasn't wearing what you were expecting me to. You also found a solution quickly so I was not held up proving my identity." He replied quickly. he wasn't sure why these two were being so hard on themselves.

After that the car returned to relative silence though it was a bit less tense now. Deimos looked out the window soon he could get back to work. He could hardly wait.

[wasyago]

Can you draw that snail? You know the one who got out of Grian's power and started to eat Gem's lighthouse?

little guy <3

alternatively: big guy.

[mountainshroom]

Felt like drawing some silly cats :)

[084392]

had never heard of "mlp infection aus" until this month and ngl i still dont know what they are but. it made me want to draw some of them getting taken over by their cutie marks or something......

[ark-fork]

[captainkirkk]

I know time loop stories are often about characters going on an emotional journey and/or learning a lesson but if I was stuck in a time loop I would very quickly stop caring about consequences

Who cares if I spend all my money if the purchase wouldn't have even happened the next day? Who cares if I finally flip someone at work off? If I got angry and wanted to throw my phone at the wall, I could without needing to buy a new one.

Coming out of a time loop must be incredibly difficult. You'd have to relearn small petty consequences the way an astronaut relearns gravity after returning to earth. You have to relearn how to live like the next day actually matters.

[liimonadas]

randomly rememebered a very silly maya content creator AU i came up with like 2 years ago. its just dumb fun haha

[poobirdy]

bingqiu human/demon role reversal as requested by alliechickfics on twitter! for a modest donation to the listed organizations and individuals over at SVSSS Gotcha 4 Gaza, you too can get a prompt fulfilled in exchange.

[fanfic-gremlin-ft-trauma]

expanding on my au idc x

[cerealdog]

Aka the frankenstein's monster au no one asked for

[theiris1002]

I haven't posted submas/pla in a year, but I have a headcannon.

Light is actively detrimental to wayward cave, so melli is correct

The reason ingo is so insistent that the cave can be lighted safely is because the cave he is most familiar with is modern chargestone cave. which is lit with electric lighting and is actually beneficial to the pokemon there.

[camilleflyingrotten]

The last centaurs, Aziraphale and Crowley, and their little foal Orion 💛

[ohposhers]

some old Troll Twin AU doodles I finally got around to coloring woohoo! naw but i highkey considered having them steal Floyd's talent through some sort of injection process in the AU cause they'd be the same size as him so i was like would the perfume shit still work?? who knows idk what im doing anymore

[yuutaguro]

[papamin au 🐅] a day at the aquarium 🐠

[lambment]

a mutual understanding, part 2/2 (X)