Conner: if I become famous I need you to pretend that we have a secret relationship bc people are always like “oh there’s two best friends? Must be dating!” And we’re gonna 100% lean into that and pretend we’re secretly dating but also be like “what no we’re just pals”
Tim: okay first of all I feel like I have to ask, what the fuck is wrong with you?
Conner: ...
Tim: second of all I would be honored. It’s a plan
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