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bambinafangirls · 2 days ago
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penelope: luke is my enemy
luke: i am literally in love with you
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blueleopard555 · 3 days ago
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[At a party]
Mai: Are you guys going to eat anything?
Azula: I'm saving room for dinner
Sokka: I'm not!
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non-cannon · 2 days ago
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GLaDOS whenever the player does something she doesn't like: Stop being so Chellfish
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percabethconvos · 6 months ago
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Chiron: You two keep yourselves busy while I'm gone
Percy: We will
Chiron: And please stay out of trouble
Annabeth: We can't do both
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tamaytsuki · 3 months ago
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Basically their dynamic in season 3 before it all went to shit
horay!
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womp-womp-chomp-chomp · 1 year ago
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Sam coming home to find Bucky watching strange unsolved mysteries: whatcha doing?
Bucky, watching intently: seeing how many of these was me.
Sam: …how many did you find so far?
Bucky: around 8, I’m still not sure about the one.
Sam: 😨
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beddybites · 3 months ago
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im realizing i never posted this. father and son bonding
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myrandomteenwolfbullshit · 2 months ago
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Stiles: Happy international Let's all Stab Ceasar day. Peter: That is not a real holiday. Stiles: Watch it or it'll become Let's all Stab Peter day. Peter: You're ridiculous.
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lavendermin · 7 months ago
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I know jing yuan is fully aware he’s a hot old man with a slutty little waist and huge tits covered by armor. I know he knows. He’s fully aware he’s milf material and uses it to his advantage in cunning subtle ways I just know
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Lydia: Hey, can we talk? One Stiles Stilinski stan to another? Derek: I’m his husband, but continue.  Lydia: and I’m his best friend… can we try to go one week without his life being in danger?  Derek: yeah, that doesn’t seem like a possibility. 
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Tim: I’m excited for the family dinner on Sunday, y’know?
Steph:
Tim: I just feel like it’s going to be a shitshow, and I honestly can’t wait.
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buttercupdemise · 1 year ago
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1 star
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minsdesire444 · 3 months ago
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since u guys liked the last edit so much……. whores
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deswhomst · 3 months ago
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Dorcas: So you told him you love him?
Regulus: Yes
Dorcas: In those exact words?
Regulus: Well, I sent him a picture that said “Italy … but “ta” is silent”
Dorcas: …
Dorcas: What the fuck
Meanwhile:
James, dying of happiness: Moony, Regulus loves me! He LOVES me—
Remus, who has been hearing about this for the past four hours: Keep this up and I won’t anymore
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percabethconvos · 7 months ago
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Percy: Annabeth, you've been cuddling with me for over three hours now, my leg's falling asleep
Annabeth: Mhmm
Percy: Compelling argument
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incorrectcanucks · 4 months ago
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Quinn Hughes, 3 hours into his injury: I’m going to crush this recovery. The doctors will have never seen anybody who recovered so perfectly. I won’t complain, and I won’t rush myself.
Elias Pettersson: Mhm.
Quinn Hughes, 5 days into his injury: THEY HAD A 4–1 LEAD WHAT THE FUCK?!
Elias Pettersson: Should we turn the TV off? You’re slamming the table with your injured hand.
Quinn Hughes, nearly 2 weeks into his injury: I don’t care what I have to play through, I can’t stand this. Consider me recovered.
Thatcher Demko, massaging his back: Oh, you think it’s that easy?
Quinn Hughes, gesturing vaguely to the TV: Look at them! They’re getting shutout by Nashville!
Elias Pettersson, nodding emphatically: I would’ve scored there.
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