#my best friend is a nerd

[tsunderesalty]

Im gonna be really mean (doesnt mean I still dont love you, Im just an asshole)

Mineta or Manfred?

I-

MOMO AXOLOTL SUPREMACY!!

YOU COME IN HERE WITH AN ABSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION AND EXPECT ME TO ANSWER IT?!?!

YOU'RE LUCKY YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND!

On the serious side of this...I think that I'd prefer to date...HNGHHHH!!

I REALLY DON'T WANNA DATE EITHER!!

On the one hand, dating M*nfred means that he might one day murder me, but on the other, Mineta is an absolute pervert and there's no telling what he might do to me.

I will say Manfred purely on the principle that by dating I naturally assume I'm in their universe, so I'm much more likely to survive in the AA universe verses the MHA universe.

You will pay for this, @axolotlsupremacyowo, mark my words.

[wickidjennie]

My significant other sent me an unsolicited dick pic

And honestly? Just validated why he is my best friend



[agayspacemermaid]

@sleepingplatonicallywithsirens is my best friend and I want everyone to know he is a fucking nerd.

[secretlymarkipliersbarry]

Me: Haaaaiiiil No

@kowairosepetals: baRRY THAT A SWEAR

[shamelesslyreckless]

Do you like sharks?

They my homies

[malfunctioningartie]

Don't ever befriend if-i-was-a-scarecrow because she'll make you imagine her dad as Poison Ivy. This is not okay Abril this is n Ot

[tsunderesalty]

Whats this? An awesome person? Nice!

...Now you're just repeating yourself.

*Sigh*

I have no idea why you're like this, Pancakes.

[vaughnsbennett]

arabicunt replied to your post:arabicunt replied to your post:gabriel’s thirst...

you have no idea for how long i waited to make that joke, NO IDEA

you are a big NERD

[missmeara]

Me: crayley, the dog show is 8 hours long, you aren't going to miss it Crayley: I WANNA WATCH THE SPORTING GROUP

[tsunderesalty]

Owo awesome person alert?

You're pinging yourself on your radar, Pancakes

[tsunderesalty]

Whats this? An awesome person? Nice!

Yeah, you are! I think you being amazing is pretty nice!

[tsunderesalty]

Hey

Jey hey hey

You're amazing

I mean, maybe, but you're a million times more amazing, nerd.

[tsunderesalty]

Bestie alert!!! Bestie alert!!!

It seems like this is an area with high levels of BESTIE!

Yeah yeah, for some reason you decided that a dumbass like me would make a perfect best friend. The dumbest decision ever, but I ain't complaining.

[tsunderesalty]

WEE WOO WEE WOO

THE AWESOME POLICE HAVE BEEN CALLED, THEY'RE DETECTING HIGH LEVELS OF AWESOME ON THIS BLOG

THAT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE HERE!

YOU'RE INSANE AMOUNT OF ASKS HAS TAKEN THESE TERRIBLE LEVELS OF AWESOMENESS AND BOOSTED THEM INFINITELY!

[tsunderesalty]

Psssst pssst

Psssst

You're great :3

Highly disagree

[tsunderesalty]

Hey hey hey, how does it feel to be the most awesomest person in the world?

I don't know, that's a question only you can answer