Rating the gay things harry has done in the GAYNESS scale because I got bored.
1) BEING A RAINBOW TORNADO
10/10 definitely in the super gay scale.
Nothing can stop him when he is holding that flag above his head and run around. 🏃♂️
2) OPENLY SUPPORTING GAY FOOTBALLER MICHEAL SAM.
9/10 in the gay scale!
This was a great memory back in the days wasn’t it? I love harry for being always there for other lgbtq+ people when they need. He also helps fans come out in his shows, how amazing this is.
3) GREEN CARNATION?!(QUEERCODING)
1.000.000/10 GAY MEGA GAY.
A new gayness scale has been made to scale the gayness of this outfit. I rate this gayness as INFRARED.
4) I’M A FRIEND OF DOROTHRRY
9.9/10 gay!
He is slaying with this outfit yes. But more importantly he is dressed up as Dorothy. And we are all Dorothy’s friends aren’t we?
5) DADDY I LOVE HIM.
12/10 rate in my gayness scale!
This is a super duper gay T-shirt which makes you look gay. Honourable mention to the pink toothbrush!
6) FEELING IT OUT 🍆?
145/10 MASTER GAY.
This song is the gay anthem. Period.
I mess around with him and I’m okay with it.
He sang with making blowjob references 369 times to his microphone. Poor microphone (more like.. lucky microphone..)
7) “THANK YOU FOR KNOWING” …knowing what harold?
7/10 in the gayness scale!
I gave 7 because this number randomly became a larry totem. But also because it’s the 7th gay thing in this post!
8) LOVE GRINDR!
8/10 in my gayness scale!
First of all, this is not his so private finsta anymore but. At least back in the days when he was using it, he was getting his daily GAY MEMES content. Good for him.
9) THAT INTERVIEW.
50/10 MASTER GAY GAY!
In that interview day he came out at least 3 times. Publicly I know of 4, these are:
-Not that important :P
-“How’s your bum (mum) by the way?” // Both quite content.
-“What four things do you suck at?” // Uhmm.. 🍆
-Hey don’t knock it till you try it!
I said publicly 4 because I don’t know what more gay things he is getting at behind the doors. (Lucky Louis)
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I’m onlylearsfool on ao3 and this list will hopefully keep updating, happy reading :D
Larry:
Inescapable, I'm Not Even Gonna Try (T || 1.2K || girl direction || yearning)
Red Room (T || 290 words || f/f || blank verse || yearning)
Save Me One Last Sip (E || 1.3K || blowjob || wedding || implied cheating)
Give Me Children, Take Away My Pain (E || 2.3K || girldirection || butch/femme || pregnancy kink)
Dance Me All Around the Room (Spin Me Like a Ballerina, Super High) (GA || 1K || Chris Martin pov || unrequited love || post Grammys fic)
A Rip in the Space Time Continuum (E || 580 || post concert sex)
I Won’t Tell a Single Soul How You Spend Your Nights (E || 530 || soft cock worship)
Bad To the Bone, Sick As a Dog (E || 560 || pet play)
Club Queen on the Downtown Scene (E || 6k || abo || monster cock)
The Cat that Got the Cream (E || 4.3K || abo)
Open for Business (E || 2.5K || non trad abo)
Pleasing, Always Perfect (E || 1.8K || tiny penis)
Can’t Fit You in a Suitcase, Baby (G || 290 words)
A Chance? (E || 5K || momrry)
Christmas Came Early But Harry Didn’t (E || 1.4K || PWP)
Pushed Together Under the Tuscan Sun (E || 1.5K || motorboating)
Rare Pairs:
The Yellow Brick Road (To Ruin) (E || 2.6K || Harry/Niji/Mitch || dorothrry)
If Anyone Is Feeling Anxious Or Worried...Or Even If You Just Want To Chat, Please, Please, Do Not Come Crying To Me (E || 875 || Clare Devlin/Sister Michael || Derry Girls)
Putting On My Music While I’m Watching the Boys (E || Harry/Gemma Harry/ot5 || 3.2K || incest || orgy || blowfest)
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hiya jen! hope you’re well! i’ve been scrolling through your fic rec tag and binge reading ur recs these past few days! really great stuff, thanks a lot for doing these! i was wondering if you could rec me some recent years hl canon fics like 2018-2022? i’ve read most of the canon ones you’ve rec’ed recently but i was wondering if you’ve got any faves that portray the last few years! idc about length, i’ll have whatever u got! x
YES, there are some great new canon fics, happy to help you! As ever, I feel like this could get crazy long, but I'm feelin' petty because someone sent me a "don't publish" anon not too long ago about recent canon fic, so let's just see, shall we? Under the cut, I'll give some of my faves by year (by no means exhaustive, I put the limit at 10):
2019
you flower, you feast, thepriesthinksitsthedevil, 1.3k. That ass!
Turns Out She's the Devil, zedi, 3k. THIS TWO-SHOT!
such a pretty face, on a pretty neck, cabinbythesea, 4.5k. Met Gala!
I'm Not Over You, TinyGiant, 4.8k. House of Solo pics!
in this dress, cabinbythesea, 5.4k. As it says!
To Wear Your Love series, haztobegood, 10k. Collars!!
Always You series, throwthemflowers, 11k. Angst city!
Canon-Compliant BDSM series, sadaveniren, 28k. Is as it says!
Maybe I Miss You series, 13ways, 29k. THIS SERIES!
2020
shot, sashinalash, 700wds. Harry's camera roll!
Us, Me, We, homosociallyyours, 2.3k. Gender and drugs!
No Control, thegirlwthekittentattoo, 2.6k. THIS FIC, SO GOOD!
serotonin stole the moment..., orphan_account, 2.5k. Interview distractions!
Mon Petit, coffinofachimera, 3.5k. Fuckin' on planes!
i moustache you a question, adoreloux, 3.9k. Moustacherry!
mon petit, little amour, publunchesownmyass, 5k. The sweater!
sweet baby, our sex has meaning, publunchesownmyass, 8k. The lace dress!
Time Passed, coffineofachimera, 66k. ALL HAIL!
2021
Pushed Together under the Tuscan Sun, onlylearsfool, 1k. Golden!
There's No Place Like Home, Fearain, 1.5k. Dorothrry!
Self-cest, jaerie, 2k. Is as it says!
a lot of pretty, pretty boys she calls friends, yesisaworld, 4k. A GIFT!
Only You, germericangirl, 4k. My Policeman shoot!
Pleasing series, anonymous, 8k. Pleasing line ingredients!
smoke and boa series, anonymous, 9k. Grammys!
Losing Focus Every Time We Speak, abaddxns, 19k. So real!
Loved By Your Mother, superglass, 31k. The want of a baby!
2022
when I still see it all in my head, girlfriendrry, 1.9k. Merch talk!
you (lost and lonely), docklands, 2k. Current canon author big time!
two much water, safetyfilm, 3k. Piss kink!
Only Gonna Touch It, lovingstheantidote, 3k. Mermaid bath!
Moonstruck, lhhome, 9k. Emma!
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Its October 1 and we are officially in Halloween month and less than 30 days away from harryween. Guesses to what he'll wear? I don't know how he can ever top Dorothrry and somewhere over the rainbow. My number one harry moment of 2022 hands down.
Hjahsjsahsjahas anonn that's so funny, please! I'm SO excited for Harryween, last year was amazing! I don't have any solid guesses, but I'm sure he will not disappoint. I'm always hoping for something that certain groups of people would find offensive 😂😂
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https://www.tumblr.com/fallingsunflower/727550125610795008/whats-your-eyelash-routine?source=share
Remember how Dorothrry had a flustered time dealing with his falsies 😂 so yeah he'd need this.
Btw you retweeted my post about his eyes 😉
Omg that was you? I love that lol
But yes I remember 😭 he needs a nice strip lash and winged liner
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