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posting it in black&white bc it's bloody but heyyyy look at my new tattoo!!
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rubywithin · 16 days ago
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Fate Hunter 5
-DIIIIIIING- It's time to get ready, I got up, got dressed and prepared my things. (Morgana) "I made you some toast.....I see you are taking today seriously!". (Gear) "Of course this will be my true test as a Nerazell hunter I guess". I made my way towards the school and like yesterday I plan on catching up on notes, with the pace I'm at I should be able to make up for the three days I missed. (Classmate 1) "Hey Gear I heard you tried scaring Ruri yesterday what is wrong with you?". I see so they are blaming me for that incident, (Classmate 2) "That's so messed up I can't believe you would do that to an innocent girl!". (Gear) "Look..." (Tozuru) "Did you actually witness Gear do such a thing or did Ruri herself claim this?" (Classmate 1) "Well um no...". (Tozuru) "Then stop enabling petty rumours about him!" wow he shut them up real fast, (Gear) "Thanks Tozuru...". He walked off before the teacher arrived, (Mr Tigeri) "Now settle down class, let me take the register". (Classmate 2) "He will probably be surprised Gear is here a second day in a row".
For some reason I felt un easy during everyone's snide comments. It's like I could feel the anger oozing from....crap anger this can't be good! (Girl) "M...monster! I could hear everyone get up and I had no choice! (Gear) "Activate Zone Void!" this was an item given to me by Morgana -Flashback- (Morgana) "Gear take this item, if the Nerazell attacks during school hours activate it. It will temporally freeze everyone around you who is unable to tap into their emotional power!". (Gear) "Why can't I use this to just hunt the thing down?" (Morgana) "It only has a 30 minute limit.....if we freeze people too long they will be more likely to suspect someone tampered with their day! Also it has a high emotional energy cost it's only full because I charged it!".
-Present- My assumption is that Morgana won't be able to casually charge it for me. So I have to take this guy on now, let's do this. (Gear) "Sword of Emotion....come out beast if you want to drain any more energy then you will have to beat me first!". (Nerazell) "Growl" the thing came charging at me so like before I tried expanding the swords blade....no way it dodged, it's faster than the last one! (Gear) "AAAAAAH....-drip-" it cut my arm I could hear it coming back for a second attack but I dodged out of the way! Okay let's practice that thing Morgana taught me....she told me to shape my sword around my true self. I guess I'm a cold guy who doesn't particularly care about others treating me like dirt. Yeah that's right I will just give them an icy stare and carry on with my life. "Sword turn to ice to reflect who I am, Icicle Slash" he dodged but I was able to freeze a lime. HYAAAAAAAAH I tried the blade expansion once again and this time bullseye (Nerazell) "UUUUUUUGH Darn huu...mon".
Fee...feeling faint....ugh...(Nonora) "GEEEEAR" that was the last thing I heard before it went dark for a while! I had some weird dream where I was in the mountains.....it was with some woman but who was she? (Morgana) "Oh dear what happened to him?" I heard a familiar voice and woke up. I was in the nurse's office, (Mr Tigeri) "Hmm we have no idea but we believe he cut himself on glass yesterday and maybe had a delayed shock" (Morgana) "Oh I see, Gear honey you have to stop bottling up your emotions and let them out. If you are hurt just tell us!". (Gear) "I will try....Mr Tigeri can I take today's notes home?..I want to catch up". (Mr Tigeri) "Oh don't worry Nonora has offered to help you catch up if you need a few days to recover". Ugh I need to learn how to not faint after fighting those things.
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anauro · 9 months ago
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i posted about my experience of the live here djjdjsjs it was nice really! second raw?it was a dream that came true
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my merch, the only the had, i was hoping for a cool kids never die t-shirt, cause my old one is not... but hi next time
i swear roc next time im gonna hug the shit out of the singers and i will cry to them and thank them caus they once were the reason to stay alive and im emotional aaaaaah
Aghh sorry, I was away writing most of the day!!!!
Dude, I’m so happy for you!!! Nothing beats a good gig 💪🏼
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allyvampirelass29 · 4 years ago
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Take the Night Road Home
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Take the Night Road Home A NOS4A2 Review By: Allyssa J. Watkins
How black is your soul? She took the Shorter Way to the Night Road A chink of glass and a sarcastic toast A chill in the air as he feels her approach Knives drawn in a parking lot Gasoline Fire and Eyes of Black Frost Drunk Whore Mothers are best left forgot To kill her is a kindness Her son, his to soothe Chin up, Victoria I'm the best thing that ever happened to you........
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!!!!!! Yes, this SPECTACULAR episode is extra special for me, not only because it was a delirious joy and rare return to form, but because it premiered on July 5th, 2020, my thirtieth birthday, and MY GOD what a TREAT!!!!! Yes, while last week's episode felt like a rotten trick, The Night Road was an absolute treat, with the ooey gooey, chocolatey center, of Vic FINALLY facing off against Charlie!!!! I'm MESMERIZED, I am in LOVE with this episode, and the second it ended, I danced around my living room and started it over again!!!! I feel like gushing, after one HELL of a DREAM DATE!!!!
PARNASSUS!!!!! Oh you guys, ever since the first Parnassus episode, I have been dyinggggg to go back to this surreal nexus of Creative Thought, this funny little pub, where the darker Strong Creatives gather and commiserate!!! I must say, I was so refreshed to find Abe infinitely more agreeable and interesting than the bitter, mouthy, nihilistic, sexist fiend who "greeted," our Man Manx, on his last visit! Charlie is as snarky and charming as ever, and I swear Zachary Quinto grows more BEAUTIFUL, and alive with dark allure each new episode!!! So much intrigue in his and Abe's conversation, and I loved this new mystery of The Hour Glass..... So many new threads, I don't know which to pull first!!! Being in the dark can be such fun!!! I also thought that was so witty of Charlie when he said, "That's the spirit, Abe," with a sneaky smirk, as Abe said, "I wish you had died, Chuck." I liked him calling him Chuck, I thought that was cute, and I really ache to know more about their bizarre friendship, and this apparent debt Abe owes Charlie!!!
My absolute favourite scene was the Knife Fight in the Parnassus Parking Lot, and it was there I realized what had been so obviously lacking in the first two episodes. Charlie and Vic...... Full strength and face to face. That seething hatred, that electric chemistry, the fire and frost, the reveling rivalry. The dark flirtation as Charlie tells Vic he's the best thing that ever happened to her. To her son. GOD, it was ambrosia for the soul!!! Speaking of souls, I loved Charlie's coyness, haughtily asking Vic what darkness had seeped into her soul, and then telling her exactly why she was able to access The Night Road. He took such pleasure in it, scolding her about children born out of wedlock, and drunk whore mothers, flinging her down to his level, maybe even putting his own moral compass slightly above hers. The responsible father, and the screw-up teen mother. Their banter was phenomenal, and smouldering, I couldn't get enough, Vic telling Charlie she'd sacrifice her life to stop him, and Charlie simpering sadistic, saying he'd gladly take it from her, for the sake of everyone she loved so they wouldn't have to hurt anymore. WOW. I was like this is it, THIS is the NOS4A2 that I fell in LOVE with!!!! Yes, I was a bit glum that the fantastic tease, didn't lead into an all out skirmish, and bar brawl, but patience Pets, the season's only just begun, and I appreciated them leaving us with wanting more.
Charlie's coaxing encounter with Wayne was absolutely adorable!!! I grinned the entire time, ridiculously blissful, and I loved how touched and surprised Charlie was when young Master Wayne asked if he was feeling better!!! Sweet Baby!!! Aaaaaah and how CUTE was that when Charlie wagged his finger in gentle reprimand, reminding Wayne it was bad manners to abscond without saying a proper goodbye!? My heart twittered warily when Wayne took the candy cane, and I saw all the presents, and a brand new basketball inside the Wraith, but something told me it was not going to be that easy, after all Wayne is his mother's son. My suspicions proved true, as Charlie was thwarted even by the Littlest McQueen, failing to have said a rather important password. I giggled, adoringly, as Charlie tried to wave it off saying, "There are no passwords in Christmasland," but our sharp little lad, was much too clever for that, and took off running!!! I LOVE WAYNE, I LOVE this darling, beautiful little boy, and his precious curls, and deep, inquisitive eyes. Charlie having two quick McQueens to foil his dastardly plots is just too much fun!!!
Much less fun however, was the knock down, drag out, fight to the near death between Lou Carmody, who has to be the COOLEST, nicest, most congenial guy in the WORLD, and that BASTARD Bing Partridge!!!! I don't think I took a breath the entire time, and I was like I SWEAR Bing, if you FREAKING hurt Lou, you will incur my WRATH, you CREEPSTER Son of a BITCH!!! I absolutely LOVED the hidden message he left for Vic, Lou earning serious fanboy cred with the AWESOME Obi-Won reference, and I take it back, what I said about him being Vic's sidekick, because that teddy bear of a man was a BADASS Hero tonight, beating the hell out of Bing, and single-handedly saving his son from Manx's clutches!!!!
I also felt redemption was in order for Vic's parents, as shockingly they're doing better than Vic herself!!! Chris is sober even, finding solace from his demons in the woods, and the heartbreak on his face when he finds Vic's stash of minibar bottles in her pockets, is profound. He blames himself. His little girl inherited her Old Man's coping mechanisms, and nothing terrifies him more. I loved that he kept her sketchbook too, as a way to keep her close. Linda though, WOW what a change, Linda is a new woman!!! Gone, is that pale, schizophrenic shell of a battered wife. She's got a new hairstyle and a confident, secure attitude to match. It was such a nice shock to see her thriving, in a new relationship, full of good advice for Vic, and I think she's ready to heal, both from the pain she endured, and the pain she's caused. You go, Linda!!!
Speaking of Mothers........ Hold onto your Santa hats, Kids, because Mrs. Manx LIVES!!!! Millie's shocking discovery that her mauled mother, or at least a glazed-eyed apparition of her, still haunts her old house in Christmasland, stole the air from my lungs!!! WHAT has Charlie been up to beyond the borders of his merry inscape!? Crafting Sleigh House from memory, along with raising his own murdered wife!? My GOD, this episode came to WIN, going hard, even until the end!!! I have a theory that Cassie Manx has everything to do with why Charles has requested an introduction with the infamous Hour Glass Man, whom I suspect can alter time. I think Charlie wants to reunite the family Manx, bring back his wife, which in itself is a dizzying revelation, because I thought he ached to be rid of her long before that first AWFUL trip to Christmasland. I'm excited to see if I'm right, wondering at where they're going with this, and how Cassie will come back into the story. Could she love our Charlie again even after the atrocities he loosed upon her? I think maybe so....... I would. To love Charlie Manx once, is to LOVE him forever.
The Night Road is NOS4A2 at its coming-out-swinging best, and I feel like, after a few rocky patches and speed bumps from the previous scattered episodes, Season 2 is back on track and set to be BETTER than anything we've EVER seen before!!! My BEST BIRTHDAY PRESENT EVER, and I'm so happy I took the Night Road Home, back to the unique and enthralling, spine-tingling fun storytelling that I LOVE!!!! Thank you Charlie, tonight was the PERFECT date I've been WAITING for!!!! Same time, next week, Handsome?
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painandpleasure86 · 5 years ago
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Life-changing decisions (& a lot of suspects)- Deazzello week 2020
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A/N: Hi ppl! Third fic for a row for this ship week, hosted by @roger-taylors-🚗 !! Now taking the prompt “friends with benefits” & “movie night”. This turned in a little novel in an own AU...
First “chapter” (fluff, humor): https://painandpleasure86.tumblr.com/post/190777536948/my-new-neighbor-its-my-crush-deazzello-week
Second “chapter” (fluff, drama, humor, smut): https://painandpleasure86.tumblr.com/post/190796228203/gimme-your-comfort-i-suffer-of-love-deazello
Summary: The lives of both families changed in a short time, and they just noticed that... Everyone analyzing the successes, suspecting things... 
Word count: 2000
Warning: almost all normal, just a little spicy moment. But, anyways, don’t interact if youre a minor. Don’t throw hate if you don’t like this kind of writing pls.
Permanent taglist: @warriorteam1924 @toomuchlove-willkillyou (sorry if you’re uncomfortable with this kind of writing) @deakysgurl ❤️
If you liked it, please reblog! That will help me to reach to more ppl :3
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"Well it's time to get out of here" said the elder. "I enjoy to be here with you, alone, but I don't want to raise suspect." Both started to dress again.
When they were already in the living, Laura smiled.
"You were all this time here and not helping to your mum?" said her father.
"Yeah… well not right here. I was next to the basement's door."
Ouch. Both men started to worry.
The girl continued.
"In some moment I listened to you screaming" pointing to Joe. "I was worried. That's why I called to mum to ask."
"Why you don't asked for yourself?" asked John, trying to avoid an explanation about the screaming.
"Why Joey screamed?". Laura also avoided a response, raising her voice. "I hope that Joey it's good and not covering his real feeling! A lot of times I listened scream to mum and you and she were in the same room with you!!!" Watching at Joe, added "If you're covering it, I don't understand why you haven't that role�� and tell me what my dad made you that you screamed."
Their thing just started and looks like already haves suspects. At the same time, Laura was disrespectful with her dad and taking this, John could evade the response about Joe's screaming with a valid justification.
"Laura Christine Deacon, don't be that disrespectful with me! Your mum let pass a lot of your reactions, but not me! Go to your room and stay there until Joe come back to his home! We will talk a lot”, replied the man, quite upset.
Joe was in the middle of a familiar argue and he couldn't be more uncomfortable.
With a mix between anger and tears, Laura gone to her room. 
"What happened here John? I listened to Laura shouting" suddenly appeared Ronnie with Cam in her arms.
"Your daughter was disrespectful with me." replied John.
Joe never wanted more to be in his home. 
"I think that I should go to my home… family problems. I have already enough with the ones from my family"
"Sorry Joe for that… Laura lately it's being so rebel" said John accompanying him to outside.
"Oh." Joe stepped back. "Bye Ronnie, thank you for the tea and bass idea… now I see why you're his wife. You're the best".
Ronnie blushed a lot.
"Oh Joey you're the sweetest neighbor ever", she replied smiling.
He gave her a little kiss in the cheek and also caressed a bit Cam's head.
"Bye little bud!" 
The baby giggled a bit.
"He looks so cute!" Joe exclaimed watching at Ronnie, giving another smile to her. After that, he returned to his path to the outside.
Now outside and away of Ronnie, John exclaimed "Joe, you're a great actor. How you talked to Ronnie, haha!"
Watching to John, the redhead added "It was sincere. But she will not suspect that her idea left to us be happy for a while" and winked an eye. Almost out of the house, Joe watched to everywhere and gave to his neighbor a quick kiss in his lips. "Bye Sir." The old man bites his lower lip. "Tomorrow will be a long day in the dance studio. I need to rest". 
"Bye Joey".
Now again in his house, Ronnie told something to him.
"Laura asked to me that I check you. I know that wasn't nothing, but I wanted that she can be in peace."
More relaxed, John replied "oh okay. Anyways I'll go to talk with her. Lately she's so disrespectful with us". A deep sigh. 
"That's true John. Thank you for help."
"It's also my duty Ron, not only yours" and winked an eye, smiling.
John started to have an affair, but that didn't made him forget his duty as a father.
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Joe was now in his room, trying to process all the things that happened that day. Was a rollercoaster. Sadness, kindness, passion, happiness…
And he started to ask to himself "which would be our label?"
He just knew that he had sex with his biggest crush ever. He just knew that the man's body now also belongs to him. His head was full of thoughts. "Perhaps we're just lovers… or friends with benefits? Because John it's also a good person. He's so kind… No. I just know him since last Saturday. He's my lover. Perhaps we will be also friends one day. And… I also hope to be his official partner, his HUSBAND. Am I dreaming a lot? No. I dreamed to have that body, to kiss his lips and today that dream came truth. Everything will be possible. Prepare world, Joe will be a big success! And will be happy with his lover without hiding!" And closed his eyes, trying to sleep.
John, before go to sleep, he smoked a cigarette outside. Thinking in all the things that lately happened. "Boy you already changed my life. I just know that I want you in it" he said watching to the dark sky.
Ronnie, alone in the bed, trying to not make any noise to wake up to Cameron. That night was hard lull him. "John, lately you're acting more extroverted and that's great. But also you're weirder with me. I don't know if to be happy for your good change or worried for the bad thing…" thought the woman, trying to sleep.
Laura, upset for the talk with her father. She suspect something. "I listened to Joe scream "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH" so deeply. I just hope that has been a clumsy moment that he had and not another thing. Or… perhaps was just a demostration of that script. Yeah, was that… what could it have been?"
They just know that their life changed. For good or bad…
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Two weeks of that. Having bass lessons. Living in Putney. Being kind with Ronnie. Watching Laura having her cheeks red as tomatoes. Having an affair with his neighbor. 
"Still not also friends…" thought Joe. "But I'm going to that… I have the feeling that we will be best friend and also will fuck… that's perfect".
Was a cold Thursday night. His parents aren't in home, they were having a meal in a restaurant and Joe didn't wanted to join. His only motivation to share house with them was his neighbor…
Joe listened a knock in his door meanwhile he was watching a movie. Paused it and was to the door.
"Who's there?" Joe asked behind the door.
"Me"
That soothing voice. He opened immediately.
"John, come in!"
"Inside your house or inside you?".
Both laughed.
Joe closed the door, meanwhile John was entering with some lullage.
"Oh, before you ask, I'll go to Montreux to continue recording the last album for a few weeks. I'll not come back until mid February. Sorry the abrupt interruption of your lessons and our 'private sessions' " said, winking an eye.
"I'll miss you so bad"
"Me too."
"Before to take a taxi, I wanted to say to you… erm… I want a proper date. Not hiding in my home."
"Can you watch a movie with me, then? I have enough snacks".
"But if your parents catch us?" said worried the bassist.
"John… you though that the movie was an excuse to have sex? You think that I'm capable of that?" asked, pretending to be upset.
John laughed.
"Sorry, sorry Joey." and he grabbed Joe's face with both hands and give a little kiss in the redhead's lips.
He wanted smoke a cigarette.
"Oh that… outside. Sorry Johnny".
"Open a window a bit and it will be okay… outside its cold"
"And inside, warm", added Joe, hugging to his neighbor.
"Inside of you, too" whispered the man, in Joe's right ear.
"Are you funny or horny?" asked the young man, leaving the embrace.
"Why not both?" Opening a bit the main door, said "Rewind the movie Joey. I'll smoke a bit first."
Joe rewound the movie and left it ready to restart when John ended to smoke his cigarette.
Minutes later, John locked the main door and was to the couch, sitting next to Joe.
Joe pressed play.
Hugging to Joe with one arm, whispered in the right ear of Joe "please suck my dick, will be a lot of days just wanking"
"John… my parents will be here anytime."
"Do it faster then. I'm horny enough" said watching at redhead's eyes and grabbing Joe's left hand to put it over his crotch.
The movie was on, the volume not so high.
"Okay Sir" replied Joe, grabbing that crotch.
Joe incremented the volume of the movie.
"You will can moan sir" he whispered again, now unzipping the pants.
He puts on his knees and lowered John's pants to the ankles.
Same with the boxers. Haven't enough time to foreplay.
"Spread your legs…" asked the young man.
The old man did it.
Joe can see a hard dick waiting to be sucked. He sighed excited.
He introduced it in his mouth, letting go a lot of saliva. With his right hand, catched that saliva and down to the man's balls squeezing.
Up. Down. Up. Down. Always pressing the dick against his palate with his tongue. Squeezing and massaging the balls.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH Joey, my gosh, aaaaaaaah… a bit faster and I'll cum."
Faster. And pressing more.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH… aaaaaaaaaaaaah…. aaaaaaaaaah… aaaaaah. Thank you..." suspired him.
Swallowing the cumming, replied, watching to john's eyes "you're welcome sir". And was almost running to the bathroom. 
"Gosh, I still haven't the habit to swallow. Ugh" Joe thought, washing his mouth and hands.
John dressed him again and tried to act normal watching a movie that he didn't understand. 
Joe comeback and sat next to John.
"Now we can really see the movie?" he asked.
John watched at the clock.
"Damn… I should to take a taxi."
"For God's sak-"
A car parked. His parents.
"DAAAAAAAAAAAMN"
"I ended just in time Joey, hahaha!" laughed John.
Joseph entered to the house with his wife.
"Joe, what the f- MISTER! What a nice surprise! Why you're at this hours here?"
"Joe invited me to see a movie before going to Montreux. I'll be out until mid February."
Watching at Joe, Joseph said "Now I understand why you didn't wanted to came with us, haha! For a moment I thought that you invited to Lillian, that girl really likes you!" and winked an eye.
Watching to John again, asked "we can do it anything for you?"
"Oh, yeah… please I need to go to the airport now". 
"Sure John. Will be an honor". 
Giving a little kiss in the cheek, said "goodbye Joe! See ya soon!" and stood up of the couch.
"Bye John!"
Grabbing John's lullage that was next to the main door, Joseph said to his wife "I'll be here soon. Bye honey" and kissing her in her lips.
"Bye dear… and bye mister".
She closed the door and locked it.
"Joey… low the volume please."
"Yeah".
He did it.
"Have something that you wanted to tell me? I don't be stupid. That visit was strange."
Joe stopped the movie and watched to his mom.
"No."
"Really?"
"No"
"Joseph, don't use your acting skills with me. With your father can work, but not with me."
The woman was suspecting something.
Sighing, Joe said "mister Deacon it's my platonic love mom."
She was staring at silence.
"I'm gay mom. You never noticed that?"
She suspected, but she never wanted to accept it. 
Sighing, the mistress sat next to Joe in the couch and hugged him.
"Always suspected that Joey. Despite it's so hard to me accept that, thank you for get out of the closet to me, I'll not say it to anyone".
Mistress Mazzello was more supportive that he suspected.
Leaving the embrace, he asked to his mom "Do you want to see this movie with me?"
"Sorry honey. Tomorrow. I'm tired. I love you, good night" and she stood up of the couch, going to her room.
Joe came back to see the movie, finally. Like he was planned. But already missing him.
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magaprima · 5 years ago
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Part 3 Episode 3
OMG HARVEY’S DAD TALKING TO HIM ABOUT SEX AND PROTECTION I’M DYING
Nick is having night terrors. Understandably. He’s going all Lady Macbeth trying to scrub himself clean
Zelda sneezed? Witches don’t get colds...
Also I swear I have Sabrina’s shirt in brown.....
Sabrina wants a long day with Nick, but Lilith turns up like ‘oh no. You don’t get to declare a reformation in hell and then leave. demons want some shit’ AND SABRINA WON’T FUCKING GO.
‘i’m not going. i’m spending the day with Nick’.
I swear, Lilith exasperation and frustration is my exasperation and frustration. You can’t just do shit and then leave Sabrina that’s not the way shit works. Also Lilith looks stunning. And I love her rolling her eyes while they kiss.
AH, the slamming of fists on the table from the trailer is now. They’re demanding an audience with Sabrina, and Lilith’s wide eyes in the trailer are her shouting the PG equivalent of SHUT THE FUCK UP
Unholy hell Lilith seems to actually be enjoying shouting at them on Sabrina’s behalf, because it’s like they can’t attack her, she’s only regent acting on behalf of the Queen. 
Lilith’s face when Caliban comes in is fucking priceless. It’s like ‘this fucking idiot again. go away’
Sabrina accepts Caliban’s challenge and Lilith is just like ‘a regent’s work is never done’ Lilith is just having a constant sass vibe
The challenge to the throne, meaning there’s essentially no one on the throne now, means the witches are losing their powers. They’re getting colds and not able to fly...
MRS MEEKS. She excitedly tells Mary about the carnival and Mary says, ‘Adam and I used to go to carnivals together’. OWWWWWWW
Theo getting dating advice from Harvey. I love Theo
Ambrose establishing that Queen of Hell or not, Sabrina will be killed by the Aunts if they find out. True facts
Nick has pretty hair. I wanna run my hands through it. Come here, handsome boy
ALL THE STUDENTS ARE TRASHY WITCHY BODICE RIPPERS. 
OMG IT’S HILDA’S NOVEL. SHE FUCKING WROTE IT OMFG. AND SHE HAS ZELDA IN THE BOOK AS A HAG SPINSTER SISTER OMFG HILDA??
Ooh hilda standing up for herself and getting her own life, identifying that her dreams are different from zelda’s. ‘i have duty to myself to be happy’
Zelda deleted Hilda’s book. Don’t be a meanie Zelda
Nick has serious PTSD and needs help. Sabrina ‘you are so lucky the church of night only has 12 members right now or I would totally smite your asses’. Love it. Nick needs help like I can stress this enough. He’s been through literal hell
Ambrose wants to keep Herod’s Crown. Ambrose....give it back. Drop it. Drooooop it. Drop it.
Oh no, I think they released King Herod from the tree. Like you do. I can just hear Giles’ voice being like ‘don’t free crowns out of trees’
NICK IS TRYING TO CUT OFF HIS OWN FOOT. HELP THE FELLA
Undead King Herod smells of maple syrup because he came out of a maple tree. Yum. 
Roz can see that the carnival people are satyrs and other celtic creatures. Roz is definitely the Phoebe Halliwell of the group
Ah Dr C and Hilda having a romantic walk through the carnival. Aaaaaah
Hilda’s dream: I just want to grow old in a cottage with a fire and the spiders and a dog. Not a stuffed one
Yeah Hilda thinks Vinegar Tom is weird too, I hear you, Hilds. 
DR C PROPOSING TO HILDA SHE DROPPED HER CANDYFLOSS!!!!
SHE SAID YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Is Roz getting entranced by Billy. And I do mean entranced.
Ah Mary walking alone at the carnival. Since finding out she’s an only child I’m extra protective of her, because I am an only child, and only children, we learn to do stuff on our own because we have no siblings to drag along. Mary heads straight for the fortune telling tent. She’s sat so awkwardly while having her palms read.
‘I had a fiancee, Adam. I fear something terrible has befallen him’. 
the reader replies ‘I’m sorry, he is gone forever. But you already know this, because you were there’ and Mary is confused as fuck. ‘I wasn’t. At least I don’t remember’. She looks so upset. The fortune teller than guesses that Mary never had sex with Adam. Mary is rightfully insulted by this prodding into her sex life and leaves.
I feel it’s implied here Mary is a virgin which makes me wonder...fuck do they need a virgin sacrifice?
Harvey wonders into the snake dancer tent. Of course he does. So much Lilith imagery here mixed in with druidic and hindu? Such a mix up. 
Nick and Sabrina go into the tunnel of love, very sweet, come out screaming like a Benny Hill sketch with King Herod behind them. I love this kind of stuff, where something serious is executed with dry humour. It’s why I loved Buffy so much growing up.
Sabrina didn’t grab the fucking crown while Caliban is there. so he gets it. fucking hell Sabrina.
Mary back in her cottage. She’s found Lilith’s box of tricks. i.e dead things and spells.And Adam’s fucking ring. Wait....hasn’t Lilith got that ring? Oh wait, was there a pair?
Either way Mary asks ‘what happened to you Adam? What happened to me?’. Well, Mary you will killed by Lilith, and Adam was killed By Lucifer because Lilith loved him. 
Caliban is crowning himself with Herod’s crown and Lilith is just like thinking this is the worst torture ever. When Sabrina punches the crown off him, Lilith is the one to pick it up and put it away, and she has a very curious look when the demons start chanting Sabrina’s name...?
OMG THE FUCKING CARNIVAL PEOPLE INCLUDE THEO’S LOVE INTEREST (duh robin goodfellow equals puck) BUT THEY WERE LOOKING FOR FUCKING VIRGINS??? which Mary, Harvey and Theo are. Can I just say I love how virgins are not presented with one look or habit in this show, and not shown as less capable or successful people which shows often do.. Virginity means nothing. Except to a bunch of people wanting to sacrifice you to bring forth an old god. 
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lily-rose26 · 5 years ago
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O. Doremi fanfic - The apprentice of wizard Kotake
Season 1 - Episode 1
Pov Kotake ON Hello my beautiful readers, because whoever is reading this probably likes my ship with Doremi (or at least doesn’t hate me!). My name is Tetsuya Kotake and I am 8 years old. I will not talk about how I look because I’m sure that everyone here already knows me quite well. I’m not that vain. Lets continue... Unlike the version of me in Ojamajo Doremi, I am living with my cousin Kimitaka. His parents live in a different country and have left my family with this devil that only bothers me with me and with my parents who do not make another life than work. Let's talk about me... I have two dreams: First, I’d love to be a soccer player, and second, I want to win Dojimi's love. The second one seems impossible. What do I have to do to make Doremi love me? It is impossible!! She always looks for the cool guys! “Hey, lovebird! Speed it up! Don’t talk to yourself!” I’m not talking to myself! I am talking with my readers! I left my room and looked at Kimitaka who was looking at me angrily. “Stop dreaming about that crazy Harukaze and give me my food!” “The food is in the fridge! And don't insult her! Only I can do that! I go to the kitchen to get something to eat. Do you want me to take you to the kindergarten?” “Of course not! What will my friends think if they look at me with you?” “I think in reality you are thinking about what Pop will think if she sees you with your big cousin.” I commented with a mocking smile as I put his food in front of him. His face has been red ever since I told him that. Revenge! “I do not care about what a fool thinks!” Kimitaka yelled with his face all red. “Yeah yeah ... Kimitaka ... It's just us, the readers and the author of this fic... You can tell the truth!” “You're so weird …” By now, he’s gone to completely ignoring me. After eating I left school. Like always I stalked my Dojimi, the love of my life. (...) Ah look at her watching ... Igarashi............ Then the fans are surprised that my other me of the novels makes her wait for my love ... I hate that Igarashi! Who does he think he is?! He has everything! Is it reasonable to wish that you were somebody who you hate? "Good morning!" “Masaru! You scared me!” Masaru Yada has been my best friend since kindergarten. He is very quiet, maybe even antisocial, but has a good heart. But you already knew that, didn't you? “Again stalking Harukaze?” he gawked at me, ”When are you going to tell her your feelings?" “When you tell Fujiwara how you feel.” Ahh~ha! Look at his face! He stopped talking. “Alright, you win!” He conceded, “But you’d better say how you feel quickly, Kotake. You know how the author feels about your relationship with Harukaze.” “She can be so cruel though!” I complained,” Do you remember what happened last time?” The school’s bell ended our talk. Like always in class I watched as Doremi acted like the clumsy idiot that she was for another few minutes. She had some weird obsession with magic. I didn't care about having magic, but do you know what I would do if I become a wizard? I would make Doremi love me and make myself the best soccer player in the world! When I stopped daydreaming, I realized that I’d gone a little further than I intended. I was in an unknown place. I felt like I’d seen the store somewhere before though. What a strange Deja Vu. "Store Flat 4" That’s a weird name. Is this real? What can I buy here? Apartments with 4 rooms? : v (Flat = apartments for those who do not know). Since I had nothing to do, I entered the store, but it was quite dusty, and I found myself coughing quite a bit. “Finally a customer! Welcome!” Four boys appeared in front of me: One who looks like Segawa Onpu,(Note of the author: It is Kotake who is narrating so it is normal that he makes some jokes about Akatsuki. Akatsuki will make some jokes about Kotake too, so there’s no need to be angry, Akatsuki fans), another boy with orange eyes and hair, a third boy with blond hair and blue eyes, even lighter than mine, and another blue-green one. Everybody was quite strangely dressed. “What are you looking for?” “Uh?” I looked at a table that had some odd emerald necklaces. I stepped up to it. “That's a magic necklace, you can wish what you want with them!” Magic? There’s no doubt that Dojimi will like this ... “Is it really magic? Surely you’re kidding!” I inquired with an arched eyebrow. “Do you want to try one?” The orange-haired boy asked as he tossed me a necklace. “I would.” I caught the necklace and closed my eyes. “Wait!” The purple haired boy interrupted me, ”You can not change feelings of people or heal wounds, and trying to wish for a massive desire, such as becoming incredibly famous, probably wouldn’t work.” “Then I don't want it,” I put the necklace back in its place, placed my hands in my pockets and started walking toward the exit. “WAIT!” All four boys kneeled at my feet “DON’T GO! PLEASE, SEE IF THERE’S SOMETHING YOU’LL PURCHASE! YOU’VE ONLY JUST COME!” “But I'm not interested in magic,” I replied frankly, ”and those things won't help me at all.” “Surely you can find something here that suits you!” The blond boy spoke to me, “You have the style of a boy who enjoys sports! Try this! It will help you with sports!” He gave me a rather strange amulet which looked almost like a soccer ball. Even Dojimi could make something that looked better than that. “Ehm ... No thanks,” I walked towards the door, ”I'm leaving!” “Wait! Please buy something!” They pleaded less emphatically than last time. They almost seemed hopeless. It was pathetic. Such weirdos. ”Ask for whatever you want!” The guy with purple hair said as he approached me with a crazy look, “We can give it to you!” he continued, “What do you want? Sweets? A soccer ball? A PSP?” “I want a statue of my crush!” I figured that giving them an impossible order would be enough to make them give up. “Okay!” “AKATSUKI N…” the boys tried to stop him, but before my very eyes, a statue of Doremi appeared. According to the mirror across the room, my face looked like an overripe tomato. Crimson, and just a little bit deflated. “HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT I LOVE HER?! WAIT... AND HOW HAS THIS APPEARED HERE?!” I've looked at them, a little scared, but also a little curious. “Magic amulets, huh?” I've stared at that Akatsuki. I was frightened, and I knew it, but I kept up my strong front. “Y-You are…” I pointed my finger at him, “A witch!” “I AM A WIZARD NOT A WITCH!” he shouted carelessly. “OK! OK! A wizard it is t…” that boy's body started to shine as he became an abnormal purple creature. “What the heck!” I exclaimed,” See you later!” I grabbed the statue and ran for the door. “DON'T LET THAT IDIOT GO!” Hearing what Akatsuki said, the blonde guy grabbed me. “AAAAAAH!!! I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!” With magic, they put me in a chair. Akatsuki was sitting on the table with a very annoyed expression. “Let me go! Take my money if you need to!” I exclaimed. “I don’t want your money!” He shouted, “Look what you've done to me!” “I didn't do anything! I just said that you’re a wi…” One of his friends covered my mouth. “Humans can not know that wizards exist! It’s forbidden!” I gaped at him in confusion, ”I became this ugly creature because you called me a wizard!” Finally the other idiot let go of my mouth. “So you're like this because of me? What do I have to do to make you normal again?” “You have to become my apprentice!” “Eh? I don't want to work in a store! I am a kid!” “It’s so that I can make you into a wizard and you can cure me!” he claimed. “EEEEEEEEEH!? ME, A WIZARD?!” My eyes have shine like stars. With magic I could make all of my dreams come true!!! Be a soccer player! Make the SOS trio and Reika Tamaki disappear! And ask… “Don’t make that face,” he interrupted my wishful thinking, ”The rules of the magic necklace are the same for any magic!” “What?! Could I at least make money appear?” “Yes…” Oh well something is something! “But before you transform, tell me your name.” another one told me. “Tetsuya Kotake.” “I am Akatsuki, my ginger colleague is Fujio, the blond is Leon, and the last one is Tooru. We all came from the wizard world so that we can earn money to buy back land that was taken from us by the witches.” “What!?” I asked,” I don’t understand why you don’t live together?” “No way!” he answered, “Witches and wizards have always been enemies! Or at least for as long as I’ve known…” “OK OK! What do I have to do to use magic?” I spoke very quickly because my parents hate when I get home at night, and I had just seen the clock. Late. “Fujio go get the box, and you, follow me Kotake-kun…” He took me out back to a garden. I looked at the garden while Fujio put the box on the table. “This box has something in it called a tap. You’ll use that to transform into a Wizard Apprentice.” It was a small, circular, white object. Around its circumference were eight small buttons. In the center was a much larger button. The central button reminded me of a soccer ball in its design. “You have to press the biggest button.” Leon instructed me, “This tap is like an instrument so each small button is a musical note Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Do.” “For your Magical poron you have to press Do-Mi-So and high Do.” The orange-haired boy told me. I pressed the button and quickly put on the blue shirt that appeared before me. “The best future soccer player in the world is here!” I posed like a superhero. “What did you say?” Everyone has looked at me confusedly. “All magical boys and girls have a magic words!” I pressed the buttons that Fujio told me. A black magic wand shot out of the tap (which was connected to the uniform.) “That’s a poron! You can do magic with that. You just have to make your wish out loud!” I think the orange one was the brains of their group. “OK!” I moved my wand and pointed it at the ground, “I want a soccer ball now!!!” A blue light erupted from the tip of the poron, and a soccer ball appeared where I pointed. But it didn’t take long for the ball to disappear. “Your wishes won’t last long for now. Once you pass the nine exams and become a full wizard they will!” Fujio reminded me. “How boring!! I want to go home!! But first how do I fly?” “You're a wizard apprentice ... You don't fly idiot!” Akatsuki answered, “And you have to listen to me! I am your master now! You can't do many magic or you will run out of magical spheres!” “Ok... Can I go now?” “No! You have to listen to me!” I looked at him as he spoke. “Ok you can go! Leave your window open I'll see you tonight!” “I like girls…” “IT'S NOTHING WHAT YOU ARE THINKING IDIOT!!!” He yelled at me with his face all red. I'm going to give you magical spheres!" “Can you take the statue of Dojimi too?” “What if I don't take it?” “You'll stay like this forever!” I returned to normal with a smile. “I hate you…” Tooru caught Akatsuki before he hit me. I left the store smiling. In this dimension, nobody can hate me! End of Chapter 1! Next chapter: Being Masaru for a day! Written by: Me Translated by: Me and Meridia
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thewakeless · 5 years ago
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Pregnancy Fic
Explicit crack fic with double mpreg for the lolz
https://archiveofourown.org/works/20208106
Yehaww,” dan screeached as he rode his favorite daddy, his hands in the air like a rolller coaster man.  Under his beautiful hairless body phil was sweating and groaning like a man.  “Yes, danny, come at me, you look so good baby angel!” Dan thrust his hips, and with this thrust came hard all over Phil’s stomach and chest, tears coming out of his eyes.  “Aaaaaah!” Phil came at the exact same time, pulling at dan’s hair with the incredible passion of a fertile 32 year old man.  
“Your all sticky baby,” said Dan while he swirled his fingers on his own cum which was all over phil’s pale body.  
“Viscus.”
Dan popped his boyfriends thick fat dick out from inside of him and lay down by his side kissing and licking at his neck.  “You smell so good.”
“I feel so good, cause of you,” said Phil squeezing Dan.  
They fell asleep, and dreamt of sex.
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In the morning Dan ffound himself thirsty again and began sucking at Phil’s cock and testicles, licking his toungue over them until the older boy came and woke up.  Then they had cerela in the kitchen, and some more sex on the couch.  Dan was full of hot cum inside of him.  They didn’t need to use a condom, after all, boys can’t get preggers.  
In the evening they ate chinesse food, worshipped the devil and played mario kart.  Then they had more sex, on a kitchen stool.  After all this hot sexy sex they went and took showers together, Dan got on his knees again, he loves sucking the good cock.  That night they slept like angels, dreaming of angel sex.  
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It was the next day that the PROBLEM.  Phil woke up very early, he wanted the sex but Dan was still asleep and he wasn’t a ffucking rapist.  So he went to the bathroom to jerk off, and he was jerking off, looking at himself in the mirror all attractive and pale.  He was looking at his dick, when he noticed that somethng was different.  He moved towards the mirror, his hand on his dick, there was a bit of a bump on his tummy.  The tummy that dan kept spilling all his sweet cum into.  Phil felt himself grow paler than pale, he was white as cum.  
He felt the lump on his stomach, it was hard, not as hard as his dick, or the wall, but still very hard.  Maybe he was getting abs?  Hot, I thought as i stroked my dick and came hard over my reflection.  After he finished he went back to bed, where Dan was on all fours fingers himself.  “Daddy,” he croacked.  “Daddy, i need your hot love rod.”
Phil went into the bed and oblidged spilling all his cum inside of him again.  After that they took a little nap and then they ate cereal.  
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A week later PJ was hosting a sexy halloween party in June.  Dan went as a bondange unicorn, Phil dressed up like a lumberjack.  They had very good sex in the bathroom, and when they came out all their friens teased them.  
“Dan you can’t keep off him for one minute!” said PJ laughing and throwing a chip at them.  
“That’s not true,” said Dan blushing. His body was almsot naked, it was a very good body, but he was shy and kept folding his arm over his revealed chest. Phil was very hungry.  He ate pasta, and chips, and drank some coke.  He didn’t even have any alcohol! But then his tummy hurt and he went to the bathroom and threw up. But then Dan came back into the bathroom and they fucked again.  Dan’s ass began to hurt..  They went home and had cereal.  
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The next morning Phil was very sick, and so they had none of the sex. Dan was sad.  “He said do you think there’s soemthing wwrong? Maybe we should take you to the doctor.” It had never been four hours before Phil had gotten an erection before.  
Phil said that he didn’t want it.  What he wanted was more cereal.  He ate it, but then he was sick all over his shirt. He went to the bathroom and took a shower, no shower sex, he was very sad.  He looked at his reflection in the mirror, and then he frowned. There was something very very wrong! His dick looked the same, but his stomach didn’t.  It was swollen, bloated, it was weird. He ran his hand over the bump, it was hard, but it didn’t look like abs.  
“Maybe I should go to the doctor,’ he said, tear in his eyes.  
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Two sexless days later they went to the doctors together, not holding hands, because of the crazy phandom stalkers who always wanted pictures of them fucking in teh bushes, which tehy only did on dan’s birthday because of his exhibitionist kink, and also the fact he liked the smell of bushes and was not alargic to them.  At the doctor they took Phil’s blood, but not like a vampire, and then they checked him heart and had him pee in a cup, dan helped by holding his pretty dick.  
He said:
“The results will be back in five days,  you rest lad.”
Phil rested, and had cereal.  They were so so worried.  Dan even called Kath, and told her how sick Phil was.  It had been 46 hours since they had had had sex. It was very bad.  
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In the morning of another day which was very sunny and hot, Phil woke up too hot and stripped naked.  Dan wanted his cock and started stroking his sweaty thigh, but then he stopped and looked over at his beautiful boyfrined.  “Phillie,” he said, a frown on his forehead.  “Phillie omg.”
“What is it?” said Phil looking down at his cock.
“It’s-it’s-” Dan moved his hand up, not to Phil’s big cock but to his stomach which was even more swollen, so swallen, like a ballon.  “Baby, i think…. I think…..” his eyes glazed over.  “I think I’m gonna be the DADDY now!”
Phil stared at the lump and then looked at Dan’s face and his big warm deep honey colored eyes with their long eye lashes and glimmer of lovey love.  “Daddy? You don’t mean,” his heart stopped. How could this happen? He was a MALE.”
“Think about it, there were all those times I came right on your bellybutton, and that has a channel into your internal organs,” said Dan nodding his head, he had studied this in law school.  
Phil put a finger in his belly button and gave a wild moan.  It was so good.  So good.  “Ahhhh!” he screamed as he fingerered his belly button, He fell back on the bed, too turned on to move.  Dan quickly straddled him.  “Is this what Daddy # 1 likes now???? He said.   He moved his face to Phils pregnant tummy and began licking at his belly button hole.  Licking.  Back and forth.  Phil was screaming, moving wildly, lost in the pleasure.  It was only a minute later that he came violently, his belly button pulsating from his orgasm.  
“Oh my god.”
Dan kissed his check, all happy from having pelased his man.  “Nothings gonna change baby,” he said.  
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In the morning after eating some cereal, and Dan rimming his boyfriends sexy belly button again, the Doctor called.  
“Hello Mr. Lester.”
“It’s Mrs. Howell now,” said Phil smiling all dopey.  
“I have some big news to tell you.”
“I think we already know Doctor.”
“Your gonna have twins!”
“What!!!” Phil was so surprised, he looked at the dan, and suddnely he was so happy.  “Twins! Is it a boy and a girl??”
“Yes,” said the doctor.  
“Kanye and Buffy Dan, we’re gonna have Kaney and Buffy!”
“I am very proud of you,” said the Doctor.  “You can call me here if you have any questions, I will be incharge of your birth.”
“Thank you,” said Phil.  
They had some sex that day, and Dan rode Phil very hard but then he asked Phil to spill his good cum on Dan’s stomach so that they could have more babies.  Phil did it, but he was a little jealuse.  He wanted to be the only pregnant one.  He wanted to be the mother/father, the birther, he didn’t want them to share. In the night, he couldn’t sleep. What if Dan got pregnant? It was sooo soon, and they would have 3 babies, maybe more, it was all too much.  
He didn’t want Dan to have a baby now, his hormones were very weird and bad.  He sweated in the bed, wrapping his hands protectively around his children.  Next to him dan was sleeping, naked.  He looked good, but Phil could not even.  
That night, crying, he left.  He had to see Kath.  This was too much.  
DUm DUm dum.  
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Phil didn not drive to his mothers because he is a gay and can’t drive and because he is a pregnant and can’t drive.  He took the train.  A very handsome man tried to hit on him, but Phil blushed and said that he was married.  Dan had made a ring oout of a condom wrapper.  It was on his finger, but he had to take it off when he fingered dan.  The man understood and asked for a picture of his wife, when Phil showed him Dan he said:
“He is very handsome, you are a very lucky man.”
“Yes and we are going to have twins.”
And phil told him all about the cum and his belly button.  The man as very surprised.  Then his mom came.  They were sitting in the kitchen of the house and she as making minced pies.  The smell went thru the house, but Phil was too nauseous.  
“You don’t look right Phillie has something happened?” she said, as she opened his mouth like a mother bird and deposited the food in there, like worms, you know?”
“I have something to tel you, but I don’t know how you’re gonna react.”
She sat and her eyes were big.  “Is it about you and Dan.”
“Phil blushed.”
“You can tell me - I think-” she stopped herself, and breathed, reached over and grabbed his hands.  “I know you are the homosexuals, that is very good of you, very good,” Her hands was warm.  Phil started to cry again.  God, these hormones, I thoguht as I pushed back the tears from my eyes.  It was so hard to be a man.  
“It’s more than this.”
“Oh?”
“Yes… I….. I….. I am going to have Dan Howell’s twins.”
His mom was shooketh.  
-
In the morning, Martyn bought a little stuffed animal for Kanye and a little doll for Buffy.  They had pasta, and in the evening, when the sun was down, and they were in the big yard, Phil started to cry again, and not just because he missed dan’s incredibly tight a*shole.  “I never thought this was possible,” he told his older brother.  
“But it is,” said Martyn knowingly.  
“I am so exited, but I’m also scared, what if Dan is pregnant too? What if we can’t raise 3 children? What will we tell the phannies???”
Martyn, who was a very good brother, sighed.  “You can tell them that tehy are mine and Cordelia’s kids.  You can say that we died in a bloody accident and that you are rasing them for us.”
Phil’s eyes became teary.  “I love you so much,” he said to his older brother as he hugged him.  “You are so good.  I will say you got choopped by a helicopter.”
“Yes,” said Martyn.  “And we will go into hiding, so that you and Dan can raise your triplets.”
“Triplets?” said Phil. 
“Oh yes,” said Martyn.  “The doctor called, he said there were 3 children in your blood reports.  The last one is also a boy.”
Phil’s mouth fell hard.  “Another boy?”  He was exited but confused.  There was no cereal to eat.  
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That same day, Dan came to the house. He was very sad and upset, crying in his hot leather shirt that stuck to his body in all the right words. Phil wanted not to see him, but he looked so good. They fucked a little on the porch of the house until a neighbour screamed and then they fucked in the hallway because the famiy was asleep.  Dan got cum on the walls.  “This is very bad,” he said as he cleaned it off.  
Phil new that they had to talk.  He pulled dan into his secret place, which was a very cool basement apartment with instruments, he used to be in a band.  It wa very sexy of him.  They sat down on the drums.  All dan was wearing was a leather shirrt.  
“I have something to tell you,” said Phil.  
“Me too,” said Dan.
“At the same time?” said Phil.
“Of course,” said Dan.  
“I’m Pregnant” (Dan says this) /  “I’m having triplets” (Phil says this)
They looked at each other, and then started to cry and hug, and then they fucked again.  
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It was very hard to film videos during the pregnancies, because their body were changing.  Phil was very big and his cock grew too, Dan was big and he was also very naked most of the time, because his belly button (which was an outy) was turned on it he more shirts.  They had to fuck a lot because the Doctor said it woud keep the babies healthies.  And they aso had to decide the name of the other boy and Dan’s little girl.  
One night after worshipping the devil, Phil came up with a very good idea.  “Maybe we should have our phans decide what to call them?”
Dan would have jumped up, but when your pregnant yyou can’t jump.  “Oh! Yes! What a good idea. But we can’t tell them.  What should we say we are asking for?””
Phil cocked his head to the side looking all cute even though he was very pregnant with 3 little babies.  “Maybe tell them we are making new sims characters?”
“Oh! Yes!” said Dan as he went to get cereal.  “Phil MMIchael Howell!” he said as he picked up the empty box.  “You ate all my cereal?”
Phil blushed.  “The babies were hungry dan.”
Dan was not happy.  “You owe me one,” he said.  
Phil sighed.  “Okay, i’l go get the fur suits.”
They fucked furry style whil watching nature documentaries, and then dan drank phil’s cum because he wanted his little girl to be very pretty.  
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In Septermber, the names of the new babies were announced.  The boy was going to be called Harry Styles Howell Jr.  and the girl was going to be called Britney Bitch Howell, but they were going to call he B.B for short, it was a very cute name.  Now with all their baby names they began fixing the apartment for the babies. They painted the gaming room pink, and Phil’s old room blue and they they had very messsy sex and splattered paint all over their naked pregnant bodies, and they both looked so beautiful that they took pictures of themseles, with paint all over their nipples, and bellies, and cocks of course, and their faces full of cum. They were very artistic, like vogue, or tumblr porn.
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It was harder to keep the pregnancy secret, they could not go outside, or else the Phans would see them! So they had to stay inside and sometimes the doctor would come to check on all their babies. He was very haappy for them ,but he also thought they were sexy, he told them this a lot.  Phil glowed but Dan was very shy and he would back away behind his boyhusband.  
Kath came to see them, and Lousie, and PJ and sometiems Cat too but they didn’t like her very much.  Once Chris tried to come but they didn’t open the door for him.  They didn’t see many people.  One day Tyler Oakley came by, he did not know they were pregnant but when he saw them his eyes grew so big and he laughed and then stopped laughing and then laughed again.  “What did you do???? I want a baby!”
Dan adn Phil told him. . He said he had done that lots and lots and had never gotten pregnant.  They were confused.  “Maybe if you showed me,” said Tyler casually.  
Dan adn Phil wanted tyler to have a baby too, so they took off their clothes and fucked. Phil’s belly was making this hard but his dick was still harder.  They fucked and fucked, and spilled the seed over each of theri stomachs.  
Tyler was watching them with a hungry expression.  “I’ve done that a lot, but I stil have never gotten pregnant.”
“That’s so sad,” said Phil who was happily rubbing his stomach babies.  
“Maybe if one of you did it to me….” sayd Tyler hopefully.  
Dan adn Phil looked at each other. “No! Said Dan.  He was quite upset.  “We don’t share our intimacy with other people.”
Tyler got angry.  He stood up,  his dick was very hard from watching dan and phil make sweet love.  “Your just selfish.  You have magic sperm that coudl give me the baby I always wanted and you’re keeping it to yourslef.”
Dan adn Phil looked at each other. ““No! Said Dan.  He was quite upset.  “We don’t share our intimacy with other people.”
Tyler stomped his foot hard on their floor. “Your gonna pay for this!” he declared before storming out of the apartment and bacck to America.  
Dan and Phil held each other, and all their babies were together, and their stomachs were touching and even though Tyler had been very bad to them they were so so happy.  Dan kissed Phil’s little nose.  And then Phil sucked his dick.  They went to sleep.  
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In the morning Phil started to feel real real bad.
He had had a bad dream.  He told dannie all about his dream and then cried.  In his dream Tyler told everyone they were gonna have babies. They went on twitter real quick to check, and there was a big old tweet from Tyler, telling the world they were gonna have babies.  
“How could he?” said Dan resting his head against his boyhusband’s shoulder.  
“I’m psychic,” said Phil.  
“It’s probably because of the pregnancy, it makes things weird.  U never used to eat cartboard remember?” Dan told him.  
Phil nodded his head. 
They had cereal and then worshipped the devil, but in the evening there was no more avoiding it. They had to answer all the tweets and investigations.  Phans were going over all their recent videos (which had been from the neck up, or photoshopped) and getting evidence.  Dan defended himself on Twitter a lot and called Tyler a perv and a liar.  Phil had some popcorn because he had already eaten all the cereal . 
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This got worser the day after when someone hacked their phone and got their naked pregnancy photoshoop pictures. They were posted all over tumblr, they broke tumblr.  Both prengnant boys looked sooo good, dressed only in colored paint and cum, their eyes glazed over from love making, their arms and legs wrapped up against each other.  But there pictures were very exiplicit, you could see their cocks, and as*holes and also how fat they were getting from all those babies.  
At first Dan and Phil tried to say that it wasn’t them.  
But ti was their apartment.  
So instead they posted a 17 hour video explaining the situation.  It was a lot like this:
“Hello Internet.”
“Hello Gays.”
“We have something to tell you-” they said together.”
And then the camera panned down real slow and real good to show their beautiful bellies.  “We are having babies!!!1” they both started crying.  
They told their wonderful viewers all about their sex life, and how they had come sooo much on each others bellies. And they told them their baby names, and showed them ultrasound pictures and told them how they nervous they were for the birth.  They also said that the paint photoshoot was gonna have some IRL merch soon, and that they would appreciate purchases because there was a lot to buy for little Kanye, Buffy, Harry Styles Jr, and B.B.  
The phans were sooooo good about it.  Everything was lovely and positive. Twitter and tumblr had all their pictures. There was a song made.  A lot of beautiful art and these phanies just kept watching the 17h video over and over again, many died of dehydration but it was still a good thing.  
But all this changed when Phil began feeling liquid leaking out of his belly button.  (OMG guys this liquid isn’t even dan’s cum, would you believe???)
-
The doctor was verya nxiious when Phill came in. He was worried about how all of those babies was going to come out of his bellybutton.  Dan was nervous too, and he was wearing a dress for the first time, it was soo pretty and white with flowers, and he was wearing heels because he was feeling more “feminine” now that he was about to give birth adn also because Phil had fucked him really good that morning.  The heels were sparkly blue, like Phil’s eyes.  
Phil was on the hospital bed, and he was sweating.  Dan thought he looked very good.  “You look soo baby,” he told his boy.  “I could eat you like marmite right now,” he confessed in a whisper.  The doctor heard:
“That’s very sexy of you,” he said to Dan.  
Dan blushed. 
Phil started pushing.  He was pushing so much.  But it was differed because he did not have a vagina.  His belly button kept getting bigger and bigger to allow the baby to come thru, and then there was a plopping noise and it came thru, and then which the doctor was not expecting the belly button closed off again.  
“Oh,” he said as he grabbed the baby.  “I think the other two need a little more time in there.”
“Oh,” said dan and phil.  They were tired.  
The Doctor passed the baby to Phil first.  It was kanye, and he was majestic.  A little boy with a long of finger hair and big brown eyes.  “Awwwww,” said Phil as he stroked the baby’s little cheek.  “He looks like us.”
“What a good little Kanye,” said Dan and then he began playing the Life of Pablo from his iphone.  
They were in the hospital for four days, but the baby was very healthy.  Kath made it a little blanket that had kim kardashian on it.  Phil cried a lot.  He was so happy to be a mother/father.  Dan couldn’t waitt for their other babies. 
They went home, and put him in the blue room.  
Then they had cereal. 
-
Kanye was getting stronger every day, but he was also a strange baby.  Sometimes when Dan and Phil were not there, he woudl begin hovering over the crib, and then he would make a noise like a police siren.  It alarmed the new parents, but they loved their little boy all the same.  About a month later Phil had the twins Harry Styles Jr. and Buffy.  They had blue eyes, and looked super super cute.  
In the house things were very busy with the 3 babies but Dan’s hormones were also very strange. He needed to be sexed every 4 hours precisely, so Phil was very busy, he had to feed his babies (and his nipples were very sore) and then fuck Dan.  It was a busy time. He had to drink a lot of coffee to keep up with things.  In the night sometimes they would watch Buffy the vampire slayer, and Kanye who could fly would wonder around the room like a little angel.  
-
They were making a day in the life of Fathers, when Dan started to feel bad. Phil was holding a camera up to his face, and Dan was standing in a very cute blue dress with little Harry Styles Jr. in his arms, when suddenly he looked confused.  “Why is my bellybutton wet??” he said.
“Honey again?” said Phil because during the sex they liked that.  
Dan shook his head.  “Oh, no,” he blushed.  I think- I think-” he looked at Phil, all surprised. “I’m gonna have it NOW!”
“Oh my god,” said Phil.  
He grabbed buffy and handed her to Kanye that flew her back to the crib and then he took care of his husband.  He lay him down gently on the sofa and breathed with him, hoding his hand and kissing it.  “It’s gonna be alright, it’s gonna be alright, I’ve already done this 3 times, I know what’s gonna happen.”
“It’s so good having you hear baby,” said Dan, who was crying, and holding his stomach.  “I’m so scared.”
“She’s gonna be beautiful,” said Phil who kissed dan’s belly button.  But this was bad becaue it turned dan on, dan screamed he told phil to stop and he moved in the bed, and then there was a plop, and his belly button opened like a flower and britney bitch came out. She was a very preotty baby, and very very blonde.  They kissed her head and called her Princesss.
-
Kath and Martyn came to visit the babies, they passed Buffy, and Harry Styles Jr, and Britney Bitch around, and all of them were healthy and beautiful.  Kanye was zooming around the room like a drone.  Kath said it was very strange, but Dan explained to her that he had devil powers and then it was alright.  
They were a big happy family, and there was a lot of cereal.  
Martyn and Kath baby sat the babies and then Dan and Phil, alone again and not pregnant went and had sex in some bushes.  Dan screamed “yehhhhaw,” and then he made the mistake of cumming in Phil’s belly button again.  
“What if we get pregnant?” said Dan, so so scared.  
Phil shrugged and then said very quiely.  ‘I could just eat it”
Dan nodded, knowlledgably.  “It is what cats do.”
“Yeah.”
They kissed very much.  
“Four kids is enough.”
And they lived happily ever after although Phil did have to eat a couple more kids.  
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SV ch.49
not even new years eve’s preparations can stop me from reading this. and it begins with women bickering and lowkey fighting over lbh! ptf- ladies, he is gay for sqq. end of the story :3
EDIT: sqq analysis of the female characters is GOLD, like a true reader!
Looking at it from this perspective, Luo Binghe really… is doing quite miserably!
Dignified Stallion novel male protagonist, are you still okay in that department?
SQQ MAKING ME LAUGH IS THE BEST LAST GIFT OF 2018 THANK YOU. why do you think that’s the case, babe? lbh is waiting for someone special GUESS WHO. GUESS.
omg is someone going to tell him how gay lbh is for him? he even KEPT HIS CORPSE FORGODSAKE-
EDIT 2: 
Could it be that the male protagonist’s coolness level was now no longer tied to him? Or in other words, was the male protagonist’s “coolness” no longer here?
(THEY ARE TIED TO YOUR A- uhm.)
This… Shen Qingqiu couldn’t help but look up at the gloomy Luo Binghe, and suddenly felt like he couldn’t stare straight.
(he can’t stare straight a.k.a. how sqq became gay)
Oh no, could it be that he has committed a sin by raising a perfectly good Stallion novel protagonist… into an asexual?!
*chokes*
EDIT 3: 
He had clearly just been curiously onlooking in the Huan Hua Palace. How did he unknowingly walk into a bamboo forest? And no matter how he looked at it, it was a quite familiar bamboo forest….
(...WHAT THE hell? why is he in a forest, i’m confused-)
Cang Qiong Mountain, Qing Jing Peak.
(b u t- did he teleport himself there or something? WHAT IS HE DOING THERE, WHAT’S HAPPENING, EXPLAIN-)
EDIT 4:
System: [Your current location: Luo Binghe’s dreamscape.]
When Luo Binghe’s consciousness was unstable and wildly fluctuating, bystanders would often be affected. They would be sucked into this dreamscape as immense as a deep-sea whirlpool. In other words, they would get screwed by falling into his immeasurably vast “brain hole.” See the beginning of the original Dream Demon encounter transcript for details.
omg OMG LBH’S DREAMSCAPE I KNOW WHAT’S GONNA HAPPEN, I THINK I KNOW, I THINK I READ IT SOMEWHERE OMG ARE THEY REALLY GONNA KISS? i don’t rembember where, but i saw a fan art with the two of them- OKAY BETTER KEEP READING
EDIT 5: 
Shen Qingqiu couldn’t help but lament: It’s been a long time since he last saw such a little fresh sunshine youth Luo Binghe. 
(aaaaaah teenage lbh gives me life alkfdpokajefpioeq but why do i feel like that’s a trick?)
As he strode over, Luo Binghe called out in high spirits: “Shizun!”
Shen Qingqiu was hidden in the dark, so this was naturally not directed at him. He turned his gaze and indeed saw someone wearing a green robe standing at the end of the stone-paved road.
(OMG I’M SHIVERING, sqq watching himself an lbh together, pls, gayness, pls can you SPARK RIGHT NOW-)
Luo Binghe obediently tried again. As a result, this time Luo Binghe did not ram into him. Instead, with a slip of his feet, he directly hugged Shen Qingqiu’s waist.
(such a clever little shit, look how cute he is hugging his beloved shizun :3)
EDIT 6:
In the dreamscape enchantment that Luo Binghe created for himself, he would certainly only choose memories he felt were the most beautiful. If the memories of Qing Jing Peak could occupy a place here, they should be related to Ning Yingying. Why would there be this section?
(I- *sighs and throws her arms in the air* I give uP, I GIVE UP HOW CAN HE E THIS OBLIVIOUS? THE ANSWER IS IN THE QUESTION!!!! if the memories he feels are the most beautiful are those with you, wHAT DO YOU THINK THAT M E A N S-)
Thinking like this seemed a little vain, but…… probably… perhaps… just maybe… this section of master-disciple affection was placed a bit higher in Luo Binghe’s heart than Shen Qingqiu had imagined?
(COME ON SHIZUN, COME ON, YOU CAN DO IT! THAT’S THE RIGHT DIRECTION!)
EDIT 7:
Suddenly, a thread of chilly air crept up Shen Qingqiu’s neck, as if there was a both cold and hot line of sight climbing up along his spine.
(SHIT HE IS HERE. HE IS HERE.)
Shen Qingqiu’s first reaction wasn’t to take to his heels and start sprinting for it, but to stay in place and adjust his facial expression to his most natural.
(i love that he doesn’t really fear him. i love this, so much words can’t even begin to convey it. PLS LET LBH KNOW IT’S YOU. PLEASE)
EDIT 8: 
Shen Qingqiu braced himself and met his gaze.
After a long while, it was Luo Binghe who first sighed.
He murmured: “Being able to dream… is still nice.”
(OKAY WHAT DOES IT MEAN, LBH THINKS THAT SQQ IS PART OF THE DREAM? WHAT. BIG, POWERFUL DREAM LORD, ARE YOU KIDDING ME? THAT’S THE REAL THING!! ODIJGOEIJGFIER THESE TWO WILL BREAK ME-
also, lbh pls don’t be so sad and anguished, or else i’ll feel like dying-)
Seeing him leaning against the bamboo and staring blankly, Shen Qingqiu remembered his dazed appearance on the head seat during the day, all alone. Then upon comparing this version of him with the impressive commanding splendor of the original work, Shen Qingqiu couldn’t help but feel a little sad.
(omg my heart, mY HEART. PLS SHIZUN. YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN GIVE HIM HAPPINESS.)
EDIT 9:
Luo Binghe said: “I wonder if Shizun could have a word with me.”
Shen Qingqiu’s heart was currently filled with sympathy for Luo Binghe, so he pleasantly and amiably replied: “Okay. What do you want to talk about?”
He didn’t expect that after he spoke up, Luo Binghe instead froze. He instantly stood up straight and left the bamboo, a trace of disbelief showing on his face.
Oops. Shen Qingqiu thought: Does he think this reaction isn’t right?
(ANXIETY
sqq stop talking bullshit, what you are feeling is called love, not sympathy-)
After remaining silent for a while, Luo Binghe spoke up: “In the past, Shizun never even bothered to look at me, just walked off on his own, don’t even mention talking with me. Perhaps my imagination today is a little too beautiful.”
Shen Qingqiu’s heart stirred.
(OMG I FEEL LIKE CRYING, HOW LONELY HAD MY BABY BEEN UNTIL NOW, THIS IS SO UNFAIR, PLS GIVE HIM HIS SHIZUN, BE HIS SHIZUN AGAIN SOHVCOIWJFIOW)
EDIT 10: sqq patting lbh’s head gives me the same chills that wwx’s calling lwj “er gege” gives me.
He had barely patted twice when all of a sudden, Luo Binghe raised his arm, his left hand gripping Shen Qingqiu’s left wrist.
Shen Qingqiu’s expression solidified as he thought: Isn’t this a bit too close?
(AND IT SEEMS LIKE SOMETHING IS HAPPENING OMG)
Immediately afterward, his right wrist was also firmly grasped. Suddenly looking up, Shen Qingqiu felt his vision blur.
As if gently touched by feathers, his cheeks were swept. A strange sensation came from his lips, both soft and slightly cool.
His eyes opened wide, meeting Luo Binghe’s dark pupils. His throat bobbed with difficulty.
He wanted to speak but had no way to open his mouth. Because his mouth was bitten.
(omg OMG YES-)
EDIT 11: LSKFNPISJOPKDGPOKSROPGKWRO
EDIT 12:
What ultimately breached his state of complete breakdown was a system reminder accompanied by its own celebratory BGM: [Coolness Points +500! Congratulations! Congratulations! Congratulations! Important things must be said three times! ]
THE SYSTEM GIVING HIM COOL POINTS FOR BEING GAY IS LIFE
Shen Qingqiu: “What. The. F***——————?!?!”
He finally understood why Luo Binghe had not pushed down a single girl to the point where not a single shadow of the 3000 harem beauties had been seen, yet the coolness points had never decreased.
Because he had used Shen Qingqiu to make up for the coolness points aaaaaaahhhhh!!!
FINALLY. FINALLY GUYS, FINALLY, I CAN’T BELIEVE I FINALLY UNDERSTOOD!!! WHAT A BEATIFUL WAY TO END THE YEAR, THANK YOU SO MCH MXTX!!!
SQQ DON’T BE AN IDIOT ABOUT IT AND K I S S  H I M  B A C K omg i need ch.50 NOW
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Toxic Veins (Alucard x OC): Ch 4
(Hey loves, this took a while to actually finish, I actually started editing it two weeks ago haha. I hope you all enjoy!)
Warnings: Violence, Torture, Child abuse, Language
Pairings: Alucard x OC
Word Count: 3696
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PHYRE
♪The other night dear, as I lay sleeping♪
Once that first tear broke free, the rest followed in an unbroken stream. I bent forward where I sat on the floor and pressing my palms to the mat, I began to cry with the force of a person vomiting on all fours.
♪I dreamed I held you in my arms♪
"Phyre?" I rose my head up, and through my blurry vision, I saw a figure run into the room and crouch down to me. Seconds later, the presence of long arms was wrapped around me. "Sweetie, what's wrong?"
I knew that voice. That sweet voice that calmed me in my never-ending abyss of darkness. That shining light that pulled me through.
I turned my head, but only slightly, to be met with those bright violet eyes, that now held concern and worry. "It's okay, honey. Mommy's here."
♪But when I awoke, dear, I was mistaken♪
"Zinnia! Get over here and make me my dinner, now!" I flinched at the ear-pounding volume of his voice and a flash of fear ran through those eyes as she quickly released me.
"C-coming, dear!" She gave a smile, before standing up and running out of the room.
I savored that warm feeling I had with her. That I always had with her. But...when he walked by and stopped at the door, my blood ran cold.
He turned to me and displayed his sinister teeth as he pulled out a very large and very sharp blade that gleamed at me as if it was grinning at me.
My breathing turned into rapid gasps as I crawled away and quickly stood up. But, a yelp of pain escaped me as he ran up behind me and locked my arms behind my back while keeping an arm at my neck.
"Hey, sis. You like my new toy?"
He brought the tip of the blade to the outer shell of my eye, centimeters away from touching it, but he did manage to prick the single tear that formed over my glazed eyes.
His laughter stopped my breathing. "No? Let me show you what I can do with it."
What? H-he's not gonna…
"Ahhhhhhh!!!" The piercing coldness of the blade left a hot patch on my right shoulder.
Another chuckle echoed in the room. "You know something, Phyre? You're really pretty. And innocent. And delicate, like a flower. That's all you'll ever be."
"Baaah! P-please, Lucan, stop!!! It hurts!!"
"You're weak! Pathetic! And now, my dear flower, you will have the mark to prove it."
♪So I hung my head and I cried♪
As the never-ending burning torture seemingly continued, I soon realized there was no stopping it. I was weak. I couldn't stop him. So, I let my tears fall, I let my heart be swallowed up by the darkness, and my head fell.
All I saw through the fuzziness was the floor and the salty wet droplets that fell onto it.
°°°
*gasp*
With a dropped jaw, buggy eyes, and sweaty palms my hot, salty head popped up from my warm pillow in a heart-pounding state of emergency. After a second of massively intense panic where I zoom into brain-rushing, adrenaline-gushing overdrive, it just suddenly just dawns on me…
It was all just a dream.
It was all just a dream.
It was all just a dream.
"Sleep well?"
My hand shot out from under my pillow, my senses now fully awakened as I aim my pistol at the intruder in the dark corner of my room.
"Did you know you whisper as you sleep? Funny, I saw you as being a sleepwalker."
That voice. It's a deep voice. So, I'm pretty sure it's not Integra.
Definitely not Walter, he's too proper to sneak into someone's room. That leaves…
"Alucard." My groggy voice whispered into the darkness.
I allowed my eyes to fully adjust, so I saw the figure sitting in a chair, no longer wearing his hat or goggles, until I dropped my arm on my bed. My eyes rolled as I fell back on the soft bed and sighed.
He grinned as I let my eyelids flutter shut and snuggled into my pillow. "I didn't know you had a kink for watching girls sleep."
His grin had stretched further. "I simply enjoy the peacefulness of hearing your soft snores."
A small smile made its way on my lips. "Yeah. Whatever you say, Edward Cullen."
The dark laughter that came from echoed in my ears. "You are evermore interesting, my beloved flower."
I unintentionally flinched as my eyes opened back up. "What?"
I heard a creek, then silence. I'm assuming he stood up. "You are very intriguing, my-"
"W-Why did you call me that?" My cursed stuttering voice betrayed me.
The silence only fueled my curious, yet impatient emotions. That was until I felt a soft material slowly run up the base of my arm.
Is he...stroking me?
"What are you doing?" He didn't seem to hear me-that or he was just ignoring me.
"So warm...and smooth...and soft..."
My brows had furrowed at this point. "Um...shouldn’t you be checking up on the new recruit?"
His hand traveled up to where I felt his gloved hand lightly caress my face. It was as if he was afraid he'd break me. "My dear...my queen...my beloved flower..."
What is he talking about-wait, wh-what is he…
I felt his hand travel downwards from my neck to my collarbone, and then lower, until...
Woah!
I slapped his hand away and quickly got out of bed. "You're getting too friendly there, Count Chocula."
"Am I interrupting something?"
Bah! What the-
I turned around and sighed at the blonde leaning in the doorway with Walter right behind her.
"Interrupting? Oh, you mean the Vampire that not only watches girls in their sleep but also gets a good feel of them. That about sums it up, ri-"
I turned to the culprit, but surprise, surprise, he was not there.
Walter and Integra looked at each other, while I was just about ready to kill everyone.
"Aaaaaah!"
My brows furrowed as I looked around for the source of the scream while Integra smirked. "It seems our newest recruit has awakened."
I rolled my eyes and walked over to my dresser, then proceeded to shrug on my trench coat, slip into my boots, then put on my gloves. As I went to walk out of my room, I stopped.
Did I forget something? Sunglasses...oh!
I went back to my bed and grabbed my pistol. And once again as I went to leave the room, Integra blocked me.
I rose an eyebrow at her, but she only reached behind her and pulled out a belt.
Why would she pull out a belt? I hope it's not hers.
I looked down, but her pants did not fall off. Well, that's a relief.
I looked back up as she held the belt out to me. That was when I noticed the large Hellsing symbol carved in the buckle that was in the center.
I pointed at that symbol. "What's that?"
She wrapped the belt around my waist, which I did not expect, then buckled it and took out her cigar. "Your work I.D."
My eyebrows rose up as I looked down at the buckle, then up at her. She placed the cigar back in her mouth, then turned and walked away.
"Let's go, Phyre. We need to brief her before Alucard scares her off."
By the mention of his name, I sighed, but still followed. By the time we reached the room, the door was wide open.
"Wooooooaaaaaah!"
We all walked in and saw the girl Alucard had rescued, screaming, and of course, Alucard was standing by her bed with a huge grin.
"You're too loud! Police girl. I don't care if you are a vampire. You're still English. Have some manners."
The sound of Integra's voice made the short blonde look up, then plop down to bury her head in her knees. After a few seconds, she looked back up at the group of people in her room.
"So I'm a vampire...Sorry, but where am I?"
I smirked at the clueless vampire and gestured to her surroundings. "This is our headquarters. We're called the Hellsing organization. Basically, we are the monsters that protect England from the other monsters."
Her eyes widened. "So you're telling me...you're saying that I'm..."
I looked at Walter from the corner of my eye as he walked forward and held out a yellow Hellsing uniform. "Given your condition, you'll be working for us from now on. We've received a word of a string of vampire attacks. Go and kill the vampire, police girl."
I rose an eyebrow while the girl's eyes widened. "Wait, y-you want me to do what?"
I looked at Integra like she was crazy. "Subtleness isn't particularly your area of expertise, is it?"
She crossed her arms. "What do you mean by that?"
"What do I-The last memory she has is dying by a gunshot from that-" I extended a finger to Alucard, who was still grinning. "-She wakes up to find him beside her, and to top it off, gets informed the very man that killed her had turned her into a vampire. And now, you put her to work not even 5 minutes after she wakes up?"
There was a long moment of silence of just Integra looking at me, then Alucard, then the girl, then Walter, and finally back to me. "And your point being?"
What the hell is wrong with these people?
"Wh-I jus-you know what? I'll be in the car." I threw my arms up and with a huff, I walked out of the room.
But, I did happen to catch Walter commenting, "It is very nice having miss Laurifer back again, isn't it?"
°°°
The sun had gone to rest, the moon took his place as the darkness began to surround me. I have always liked the night, it hid my flaws, my imperfections, the scars burned onto my flesh, the stabs of knives left behind.
The woods always look different at night. Even with the glasses, everything has an unfamiliar slant to it. As if the daytime trees and flowers and stones had gone to bed and sent slightly more ominous versions of themselves to take their places.
When darkness fell, everything was at its true beauty and it was simply perfect.
'The target is moving north on Route 17 butchering whole households along the way! One has separated from the others, slaughtering twice the number of households! Do not leave a single freak standing!'
Unfortunately, by the very lovely voice of my new employer, who still hasn't paid me yet, I was reminded that I haven't gotten that vacation and I still had to work.
*sigh* It was nice while it lasted.
I sat up in the moving topless vehicle and looked over the men who also occupied it as they readied their weapons and checked for spare ammo. They were certainly better than those so-called "men", or "soldiers", or my favorite, "fearless defenders of the crown" I had the honorable joy of riding with earlier.
I glanced over at the blonde that was clutching the large gun, provided by Walter, and clenching her teeth.
"Are you prepared for what is about to happen? Just because Integra expects you to be, doesn't mean you have to pretend you are."
She looked at me in surprise and a bit of embarrassment. "I'm sorry, ma'am, I didn't mean to-"
"Ma'am?"
I looked at her with a dropped jaw, which made the match I had been chewing on fall from my mouth.
"Ma'am?!"
She jumped at the volume of my voice and stumbled over her words. "I-Uh, I was-I didn't-"
"Let me ask you something: do you enjoy being called ‘police girl’?"
"Um, well, not really-"
"Well guess what? I understand I may have a wrinkle or two, but that I certainly do not enjoy being called. So, let's make a deal, hm?"
Her frightened face turned into a one of confusion. "Um..."
"How about this-you call me by my name, the one I was given the day I was created, and I do the same, alright?"
"S-sure, alright. Then, may I have your name, please?"
I heavily sighed and took out a match from its book, and placed it between my lips. "Well, my official title, given by her majesty, is Sir Phyronela Cedrica Manchester Laurifer, but only select few, now including you, know that. But, I do go by just Phyre Laurifer."
Her jaw opened. "You were knighted by Queen Victoria?"
Well, yes, I believe I just said that.
I shrugged my shoulders. "Yes, I believe when you are made a knight of the round table, it is required."
She nearly dropped her gun, which I am pretty sure would've crushed the man’s leg that was in front of her. "You are a member of the Knights of the Round Table?"
I slowly nodded. Again, just said that.
"Yes. Now, enough about me, what is your name? And don't be shy, I just told you a highly guarded secret. It's only fair."
"Oh! It's um, Seras Victoria, Sir Phyronela."
Ew. No, we're not doing that.
"Do you have cotton in your ears? Are you partially deaf?"
"No."
"Then perhaps you choose not to listen. All know me by Phyre Laurifer."
"I'm sorry, miss Laurifer, I will try t-"
"Oh god, no. You are not Walter, so save the formalities. You will call me by my name, which is Phyre, and I will call you by your name, which is Seras. Alright?"
"Of course, um, Phyre."
Ah. That is much better.
"Well, now that that is settled..." I stood up in the moving vehicle and turned on my GPS signal, then pressed the small button behind my ear. "This is Laurifer, I'm advancing pursuit of rogue 3. Do you copy?"
'Copy that, Agent Laurifer. Would you like a briefing on the current pursuit?'
"Fill me in later. You're my eyes and ears, where is the target's location now?"
'Target is currently residing at the home of 1760 Wilkberry lane, approximately 1 minute and 12 seconds time on foot.'
"I copy."
I looked back at Seras and smirked. "Good luck on your first day. You'll need it."
I turned, then leaped off the jeep and rolled on the ground, then stood and began sprinting through the dark wooded forest.
'Rebecca Baron, 23 years of age, reportedly admitted to a psychiatric institution at age 15, the cause of turning-unknown. Recently escaped psychiatric hospitalization after killing 14 members of staff and patients resided. Said to be extremely stealthily and fast-moving. Orders: seek and destroy. Proceed with caution.'
I slowed my feet to a stop as I hopped over the wooden fence of the address and landed in a crouch.
My eyes were locked onto the shadowy figure moving throughout the house. It looked to be lazily walking around, but what I noticed was the sadistic grin and bloodstained clothes she sported.
Well, it appears I've found my doppelganger.
"Target in sight. I'm going in."
°°°
THIRD PERSON
"So both of us will have eternal life!" The fanged boy grinned as he closely held his girlfriend to his chest.
"Invincible vampires forever..." She smiled and leaned in, capturing his lips in a lustful kiss.
*buzz*
The guy pulled away from her and snarled, then pulled out a handgun from his sweatshirt and walked over to stand a few feet from the front door. It's a real shame he did because an entire hoard of bullets was shot through the door, and into the male.
"Aaagh!" The force of the bullets threw him back to fall on the floor in a bloody mess. The door glowed a bright red, then exploded to reveal a tall, shadowy figure.
Alucard shielded himself as the male brought up his gun and fired never-ending amounts of bullets at him. His medical laughter echoed. "Hahahahahahaha!"
However, it soon died down when his chamber emptied and Alucard still stood, in his defensive position.
"You don't know how to change your body into mist or a bat. You can't heal any of your gunshot wounds." He slowly began walking towards him. "And now that you're out of bullets, you can't even defend yourself. You dare to call yourself Nosferatu. You disgust me!"
Alucard's advancing footsteps made the vamp scramble to his feet and stumble to run away.
Alucard only watched with a sinister smile as he aimed his gun and fired multiple rounds over and over again, pinning him to the wall.
The male's screams filled the room but were drowned out by the gunfire. Once it ceased, Alucard ran his hand through the vamp's chest. He screamed a final time, before disintegrating in a flash of light.
Alucard snarled in victory, then placed his gun back in his holster and turned to walk out of the slaughtered house.
"Your turn, police girl."
°°°
Seras perked up from where she sat on the roof. "Yes, sir."
She looked ahead at the Vampire girl that was running from the house and down the road.
'What are you waiting for? Do it!'
"Sir, she is already five...no, six hundred meters away."
'Imagine a third eye. On your forehead, aim from there. If you shoot like a human, then you're going to miss like a human.'
"But sir..."
'Aim right for her heart. Don't worry. You'll put the bullet right through her.'
She squinted out into the darkness as she kept her sniper gun in position. "But it's so dark, and I don't have a scope."
She was oblivious to the floating Alucard that watched from behind her.
'That's a human complaint. Now, it's time to make the shot like a proper vampire!'
As Seras blinked, her eyes turned blood red and her sight stretched far across the road, giving her a clear view of the Vampire that was running away.
She clenched her teeth and pulled back the trigger.
*click* *click* *click*
Her eyes widened. "I-it's empty!"
That was when she noticed the figure sitting in a tree 15 feet from the running girl.
°°°
PHYRE
I must've waited 10 minutes, at least, for Seras to make her big opening to show off the worthy vampire she had become.
I knew since the beginning she was different from the worthless monsters I had ripped apart. I wouldn't trust my own colleagues with the knowledge of my true name, let alone one of the things I kill for a living.
But she is definitely someone worthy of the gifts she was given.
And once I noticed her gun refused to fire, I soon realized she has a long way to go until she realizes what she is truly capable of.
The target had passed me by this time. I watched her just a bit longer, before pulling out my pistol and placing it over the arm that was resting over my bent knee.
My eyes squinted in concentration. And then…
*bang*
The bullet pierced through her. Blood splattered all around, her beanie was thrown from her head and her body slid to a stop over the gravel.
I smirked, then jumped down from the tree I had been waiting in and walked out onto the road to stop in front of her body.
And...just to make sure, I kicked her arm...and her back...and her stomach, only to make sure, but she didn't move.
"Target has been terminated."
°°°
SERAS
The figure walked out into the open and who it was made my eyes fully widen. I-it was Miss Laurifer. No, it was Phyre!
And then, I realized I could actually see her...It's pitch-black, yet I can see more clearly than in daylight.
'That was a good shot. Check your magazines and better luck next time, police girl...'
There it is again...And now, I'm hearing voices, like some sort of telepathy.
My eyes tightly shut as a sigh escaped me. "It's all too fast, what on earth I'm becoming?" I looked down at the palm of my hand....I'm…
ALUCARD
How humorous. She didn't even make the kill, yet she already senses a change. If it weren't for my dear flower, the mission wouldn't be finished.
"Not yet...this is only the beginning. And there's a long road ahead of you."
°°°
PHYRE
Of course, after we finally returned, everyone went to bed. And Alucard...ugh...I don't even wanna know what he's doing.
But did I get to fall back on that soft bed? No, I get to lean back against the door to Integra's office as she reviewed the recent vampire reports.
"Too many...Far too many...Suddenly we have far too many vampires causing trouble. Third and fourth rate vampires killing randomly, keeping us busy...Pointless...Cheap...Pathetic acts of barbarism."
It really was something to think about. How could so many of them appear from nowhere? Amateurs that kill, not to feed, but for fun. And not only that, but they are all random people who haven't appeared to be true vampires. Only cheap imitations.
"It's as if someone is churning out vampires for a factory line."
She looked up from her screen when I spoke. "Precisely."
She then stood up from her desk and walked in front of it. "That is why I asked for your help. This has become a serious matter and by the Queen's permission, I have been allowed to have you join us."
The Queen's permission?
"You've consulted with Victoria?"
She crossed her arms and leave back against her desk. "She asked for you personally."
Wow. That makes me feel all tingly inside.
"Then, I have no choice. I guess I truly am a part of Hellsing now."
She scoffed. "Don't act as if you never were." She pushed off her desk and turned with her back to me. "Welcome back to the darkness, Phyre."
She looked back at me over her shoulder. "We've missed you."
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imitranslates · 6 years ago
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Fukigen na Mononokean Ch. 59
A chapter equal parts light-hearted and tense (especially that ending)! I wonder what Ashiya’s decision will lead to next month...
Please remember to check out the official English release when it comes out, preferably on Crunchyroll if you’re able to!
The newest chapter can be read on the official website by clicking the yellow button labeled 読む!
Fukigen na Mononokean Chapter 59 - Confession
Page 2
Ashiya: ......
[It seems like I used "influence" again...]
[Even though I remembered the last time I used it, that time...
By the time I woke up, I was inside the Mononokean.]
[It's just... When I heard Abeno's story, there was one thing I remembered.]
[Just before my memories cut off... I could see it in my hazy consciousness...
A boy wearing a gakuran who looked like Abeno-san.]
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[His face, young looking with golden hair and golden eyes, lingered in my mind.]
[Without a doubt... that was...]
[Sakae.]
Ashiya: ......
[Inside me, Sakae is dormant.
And on that day... that part came to the surface.]
Page 4
Ashiya: And erased... Sasa-san with his influence...
[The demons that were erased in my dreams...]
[If those, too, are Sakae's memories...]
[Then they must have been killed.]
Page 5
Ashiya: It's just as the Executive feared.
I'm a "dangerous human," after all.
Ashiya: (Sigh...) ...How did things get like this?
Ashiya: It isn't something that can be apologized for and forgiven.
The Executive and the Justice can't ignore the danger I've become....
Ashiya: If I end up getting thrown into White Sand Prison, how will I explain things to my mom...? (I'm studying in a foreign country...? On a journey to find myself...?)
Page 6
Abeno: They don't know about Sasa-dono's case.
Ashiya: ...!
Abeno: ...Well.
Abeno: ...I didn't report it to the Legislator in the first place, so
They'd have no way of knowing.
Ashiya: Eh...? (He hasn't reported it yet...!?)
[It was a special incident where a demon was the victim.
He should have reported it to the Legislator immediately...]
Page 7
Abeno: ...But if,
Abeno: The Executive were to hear about it, I can't imagine what sort of things he has planned.
Abeno: Be prepared.
Ashiya: ......
Abeno: ...That said, is your right hand alright?
[Executive: You've opposed me, I see... Itsuki...]
[Executive: Are you protecting a human again?]
[Executive: That's something the m6aster of the Mononokean must not do.]
Ashiya: ...Abeno-san.
Ashiya: Have you thought about yourself?
Page 8
Ashiya: Since you're keeping quiet about it, if you're exposed
They'll lose faith in the Mononokean despite all the things you've done until now, you know!
Ashiya: (I can't make him cover for me...!)
Ashiya: Let's report to the Legislator!
Page 9
Ashiya: He disagreed with the Executive back then, so let's ask him to be on our side.
Ashiya: I think he'll understand and make a judgment that isn't prejudiced against humans.
Ashiya: After we tell him everything, I'll leave the decision to him, and
Ashiya: I'll abide by it.
Abeno: .....
Nara: Good mooorning~!
Nara: Breakfast is finished, so come on down~
Ashiya: Okay, we're coming now.
Page 10
Nara: It's not much, but I did my best!
Ashiya: ...
Abeno: ...
Abeno&Ashiya: (Not much?!)
Nara: Abeno-kun, what would you like to drink?
Coffee? Tea? Or would you prefer milk? (We also have orange juice.)
Abeno: Okay...
Ashiya: Green tea! He'll take green tea!  
(Abeno: I ended up troubling you for a long time...)
Nara: It would have been fine to relax a little more... (It's evening, so I can call for a car...)
Abeno: (No...) You've already done more than enough...
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Ashiya: (Mom... She seems to like Abeno-san a lot. [She's really enjoying herself..])
(Nara: Come to visit again sometime!)
(Ashiya: See ya!)
Ashiya: ...?
Nara: ......
Ashiya: ......
Ashiya: (Mom.) If you keep waving like that, it'll be harder for Abeno-san to get back.
(Abeno: They're still looking this way...)
Nara: I guess that's true! It's just...
Page 12
Nara: Abeno-kun reminds me of him when he was young...
Nara: I got excited because it felt like Sakae-kun had come home.
Nara: Now then! We've got to water our seedlings!
Ashiya: .......
Page 13
[Come home, huh...]
[Even now, she's waiting for him to come back.]
(Without knowing anything about his disappearance... ever since then...)
Ashiya: ...I, too...
Can't keep hiding things like this...
Page 14
Ashiya: !?
Ashiya: !?
Abeno: .......
Ashiya: Did you forget something?
Abeno: The Legislator called for me.
Page 15
Ashiya: ......
Ashiya: ......
Abeno: .......
Abeno: .......
Ashiya: ...Did he find out?
Abeno: ...Maybe.
Legislator: So, Ashiya-kun did that to a demon with his "influence"...
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Legislator: ...You know, if you tell that story
Legislator: There will be some unexpected consequences.
(Legislator: I'm surprised~)
Abeno: You mean, you didn't call for me to talk about that?
Legislator: No? This is a completely different matter? (I figured something was going on when you brought out tea.)
Abeno&Ashiya: (We weren't found out at all!!)
Legislator: ...But,
I wish you would have reported earlier.
Legislator: Hiding things isn't good, okay, Itsuki?
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Legislator: But... If he found out the reason why you hesitated to make your report, the Executive would be angry.
Legislator: Being cautious of my attitude as well is to be expected as well, so I can't just blame you.
Legislator: (So,) Regarding your omissions, I'll let you off with a reprimand. (It's bad, you know?)
(Abeno: Yes...)
(Ashiya: I'm sorry!!)
Legislator: More than that, the real problem is regarding Ashiya...
Abeno: !
(Ashiya: That's totally right...)
Abeno: About this... Will the Executive and the Justice...
Legislator: Rather than hiding anything, I think telling them resolutely will earn you a good impression.
Ashiya: (Resolutely...)
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Legislator: That said! I have the perfect opportunity for you to give them your report.
Ashiya: Opportunity?
Legislator: The three officials are going to meet up!
(Ashiya: The three officials..?)
Legislator: In order to show my sincerity, I want you guys to come along, too!
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Legislator: That was my original reason for calling you today.
Legislator: We'll be heading over to the Songbird Cage.
That's the rule.
Ashiya: Nn?!
Ashiya: (The Executive's territory?!)
Legislator: That's how it is, so free up your schedule, you two.
On that day, we'll meet up at...
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Ashiya: !
Justice: Mm...
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Justice: The conditions for lifting your ban on entering Underworld are fulfilled.
Justice: It's fine to come in.
[Conditions...
I'm only allowed to visit as long as the Justice is accompanying me.)
Ashiya: ...Okay.
[Since I was banned]
Ashiya: ......
[This is the first time I've come to the Underworld!]
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Ashiya: Sorry for the intrusion!!
(Justice: Welcome...)
Abeno: (By the way) Should I have the Mononokean bring us to the outskirts of the Executive's territory?
Legislator: By all means, please do.
From there, the journey will be by--
(Ashiya: AAAAAAH!)
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(Ashiya: AAAAAAAH!)
(Legislator: Wheee!)
Abeno: It's been awhile since I've ridden, but he's as fast as ever...
(Ashiya: AAAAAAAH!)
(Ashiya: AAAAAAH!)
Justice: We've arrived.
(Ashiya: We're here...?)
Page 24
Ashiya: !
Ashiya: ...Huh?
Ashiya: This isn't the Songbird Cage...
Legislator: We're taking a detour to buy a gift for the host.
Legislator: I heard that this area sells the Executive's favorite food.
Ashiya: Favorite food?
Justice: The Executive doesn't have that much of an interest in food, but I've seen his employee go to buy that time and time again.
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Abeno: By that do you mean that?
Gyoma kesera?
Ashiya: (Gyoma..?) What's that?
(Justice: It's a gyoma.)
Abeno: It's like the Underworld's mame daifuku.
[The Executive's favorite food: Mame daifuku (A filled mochi with soy or azuki beans mixed into the dough)]
Legislator: (Pfft) That's right. The Executive's favorite food is that confection.
Abeno: Why are you laughing?
Justice: But I don't know what the name of the particular shop is.
Justice: Do you know, Itsuki?
Abeno: I don't.
Ashiya: Then, let's ask around while we look for it.
Justice: Mm...
Ashiya: Justice, sir... Could I be let down?
Justice: No can do.
(Legislator: Where can I get some gyoma kesera?)
(Demon: No idea?)
(Abeno: Excuse me, I'd like to ask your assistance...)
(Demon: I wonder if it's that store over there?)
Abeno: Excuse me, if I may...
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Clerk: We don't make any gyoma, do we? (Hey, manager.)
Manager: If it's Kesera Dango, we have some, but... We're don't have any Gyoma Kesera.
Manager: If you're looking for a shop that might make some... I think "Kokeko-ya" should?
Abeno: Thank you for the information. (Kokeko-ya...)
Abeno: Then, I'll be going...
Clerk: Ah!
Um!!
(Abeno: Yes?)
Clerk: W-would I be able to ask you something...!?
Page 27
Clerk: Is the gentleman who came to our store and is filling his cheeks with our dango....!
Clerk: Sir Legislator, one of the three officials!?
Legislator: Exactly right, miss! (These dango are delicious.)
(Clerk: I knew it!)
(Manager: Nanu!?)
Abeno: (Damn it... The authorities of the Underworld aren't anything to joke about... I was hoping to sneak away without drawing any attention...)
Legislator: The Justice is outside the shop, too!
Manager: Huh?!
Ashiya: Is it okay to get down?
Justice: No.
Abeno: (Don't tell them!!)
Page 28
Ashiya: !?
Ashiya: !!
Ashiya: The whole town's in a panic!!
Demon: Sir Justice!
Demon: Sir Legislatooor!
Demon: Sir Justiceee!
Demon: It's just like the Justice to be able to tame such a large beast...!
Demon: He's riding it so easily, too! He's truly one of the three officials!
Demon: So that black-haired one is the Justice.
Ashiya: (And the whole town's having a huge misunderstanding!!)
Justice: (I'll pretend not to know.)
Abeno: (Mouthing) I bought the Gyoma Kesera.
Ashiya: (And again he managed to calmly accomplish our mission, that master of ours...)
(Ashiya: So that's where he was!)
Ashiya: (An escape!!)
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(Ashiya: AAAAAH!)
Demon: I've been waiting for you.
Sir Legislator... Sir Justice...
Demon: Gentleman from the Mononokean.
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Demon: If you'll come inside...
Ashiya: (We've finally reached the Songbird Cage...)
Ashiya: ......
Ashiya: (Resolutely...)
("Sincerity...")
(Ashiya: Haa...)
(Abeno: Excuse me...)
Page 31
Ashiya: Pardon the intrusion.
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Demon: Sir Executive.
Demon: All your guests have arrived.
Executive: Come in...
Page 34
Legislator: Yo...
Justice: Mm...
Executive: Greetings...
Page 35
Executive: You're prompt, but
Executive: You all... what were you doing in town?
I received a report at one o'clock that there was a disturbance.
Legislator: (Oh dear) As always, you hear news fast.
We were stealthily going out to buy a gift, but we were exposed...
Justice: Is that what you call stealthily?
Legislator: But somehow, we managed to get our hands on some!
Your favorite food, gyoma kesera! (Pfff.)
Executive: .......
...Justice?
Justice: I simply answered what the Legislator asked me.
Page 36
Abeno: It has been a while.
Ashiya: Hello!
Executive: Itsuki aside...
Executive: Why are you having him accompany you?
Page 37
(Justice: It's good...)
(Legislator: Delicious.)
(Abeno: Don't eat that, okay?)
(Ashiya: I know. My stomach would start burning again...)
Executive: Now then...
Just what is this so-called report from the Mononokean...?
Page 38
Ashiya: Abeno-san.
Ashiya: As the person involved, do you mind if I talk to them?
Abeno: !
Abeno: You don't remember what happened that time.
Legislator: I don't mind.
Abeno: !
Abeno: ......
Page 39
Abeno: ......
[...Surely,]
[If I let Abeno-san explain,]
[Even if it wasn't his intention,
The Executive would think that Abeno-san was trying to cover for me.]
Page 40
[If the report displeased him,]
[The brunt of his anger would pass through me and end up reaching Abeno-san.]
[Besides...
The matter of my father...]
[I don't want him to shoulder that.]
[If someone has to take responsibility for the crimes Sakae committed,
I should be the only one to do it.]
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[That's why...]
Ashiya: As an employee of the Mononokean,
I've traveled to the Underworld because of something I must report.
Ashiya: Some days ago...
There was a demon by the name of Sasa...
Ashiya: That I killed with my influence.
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Executive: .......
.............
Ashiya: .......
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Executive: ............
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sachi-pon · 6 years ago
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free! dive to the future episode 11 liveblog/review thing
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hey, i’m not super late this time. XD yay for me. but actually, i’m not happy. i'm sad!!! the reason i’m sad is that this season is almost over. ugh i am so upset ;__;
my previous liveblogs:  (episode 1) (episode 2) (episode 3) (episode 4) (episode 5) (episode 6) (episode 7) (episode 8) (episode 9)  (episode 10)
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loooooool both girls glanced into the tokyo crowd for just a second and immediately found their perfect guys!! XDDDD
haha the newbies are so excited to meet makoto. they're all thinking like "HEY I WANNA TOUCH HIS HAND FIRST"
it's a little sad that makoto, rei, and nagisa are together but not haru =( i just want them all to be together again!
eating a good meal is the first step toward working toward your dreams? uhhh okay
that is the most muscular lock screen ever  o////o
"muscle freak" perfect name lol.
HAHA WOW: "i tried calling you a million times, but i could never get though." "that's because i was ignoring you."
"i know everything about you" is never really a comforting thing to hear someone say.
kids these days are saying "all the rage with the youth of today? lol wtf.
why does haru look sad when he thinks about iwatobi swimmers about to compete in tomorrow's tournament??? [EDIT: later i realized, he thought he would miss it. he hadn't yet thought about trying to get rin to drive him there.]
everyone around the whole table copied nagisa's pose. that was so cute. XD
rei giving nagisa a little pep talk is the sweetest thing ever!!!! ^___^
"i like the ones who struggle as if their lives depended on it" well you seem like a nice person...
"GOU-SAN!!!!!!!!" lol calm down man!
"my brothers talk about you all the time" hahahahahaha awkward
yes, rin has cleavage. this is an indisputable, scientifically proven fact. i just wanted to point that out.
THE GIRLS HAVING AN INSTANT FRIENDSHIP AND HUGGING IN THE BACKGROUND I AM DYING OF LAUGHTER.
i heard "cool down" so clearly. i love the fact that japanese has so many english loanwords! =)
wait, huh? what is happening? haru and rin talking on the phone, and then rei getting something from a vending machine, and then nagisa in a hotel room wondering where rei is, and then it's suddenly the next day??? that was weird. so many abrupt scenes.
now, rin is kidnapping haru??? rin kinda has a devious look on his face lol.
haru had a TINY little smile... it was so small but was there... i think.
haru wanted to cheer on his old teammates ugh this show is so sweet that it's giving me cavities.
rin and haru didn't tell anyone they were coming? omg, perfect. they wanted to suprise everyone aaaaaah i am getting so excited i hate this show.
sousuke is here too yaaaaaaay =)
wait, what was sousuke going to say?? don't cut to another scene.
this is the third time rei has disappeared and people were wondering where he was. it happened at the beginning of the episode, then it happened with nagisa in the hotel room. now it's happening at the tournament. hmmm...
"this is a pretty stupid thing to do!!!" rin says with a big smile on his face.
lol of course haru would say that something is "free."
all the people still stuck in traffic are like "we should get up and run like those guys."
rei needed to go outside and look at the butterflies. after all, the butterfly ghost has possessed him, you know!!
asahi's not-smooth backward hop on one foot, yeah i saw that.
awwww asahi and rei were such cute kids!!!!
omg i love this background music. it's so pretty.
perfect, rei just happens to run into asahi who is the perfect person to give him the advice he needs. "don't overthink it!"
so many reigisa flashbacks, i am too emotional uggghhh AND THE MUSIC IS KILLING ME.
yes!! chappy-senpai is here!!! it's true!! XD
“RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” -makoto
haha now haru is yelling too. that is so unusual, but it is SO CUTE argh.
i knew rei would be awesome!!! he was feeling some stress before the race, but i think asahi really helped him.
rin cheering for ai ;___; <33333
nagisa and ai are so serious lol. but i can't take them seriously because they are both adorable. <3
rei cheering for nagisa loudly and more passionately than everyone i am dead i am dead.
aww i wanted nagisa to beat ai but i am also glad that ai won hahaha (that makes no sense, i know)
now the tournament's over... i tend to feel nervous every time there is a small amount of time left in an episode, especially when something really happy has just happened. i always feel like something bad's about to happen (even though that's not always how it goes, i still feel this way!!!)
YESSSS YESSSSS YEEEEESSSSSSS HARU MAKOTO REI AND NAGISA ARE ALL TOGETHER AGAIN YES YES YES!!!!!!!!! FINALLY!!!!!!!!!! i love these four. <3333333
"the whole time i was in the water, my heart was dancing." nagisa you are TOO PRECIOUS. STOP. JUST STOP. =)
sousuke is getting waaaaaaay too close to rin okay <33333
sousuke laughing is too much for my heart to handle, i don't know about you all. ;__;
"i would have regretted it more if i hadn't been here" haru awwwww. and rin talking about his bonds with his friends. it was such a wonderful thing to say!!!
the episode's over. hmm nothing bad happened like i felt. hahaha
just one more episode left!!! thank you, nagisa and rei, for narrating the previews for us. all the free! fans have appreciated it XD
so here are my thoughts: I LOVED THIS EPISODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (well okay, i usually feel that way after free! episodes, so it's not surprising that i would say that hahaha.) this was an episode about friendship. yes, it's a common theme in many anime (and other stories in general), but i still like it, and i really ike the way free! does it. throughout free! in general, in all seasons, we've seen so much friendship beautifully illustrated and shown to us. it's not just characters TALKING about friendship (although there is a lot of that), but it's characters actually expressing their friendship in various ways, for example, haru and rin skipping their training in order to go and support their friends. we are seeing how much these characters mean to each other. i keep getting such a happy feeling throughout this whole series. ^___^ i appreciate the writers, animators, voice actors, and everyone else who came together to create this show, because i obviously love watching it and there are so many special moments that are heartwarming and touching.
the reigisa montage. i just... idk. that was... i am... *bursts into tears* there was this gorgeous music, and all these cute scenes with rei and nagisa... I LOVED IT!!!!!!!! <3 my heart exploded when i watched it. (maybe i need to go to the hospital for that?) those two are very, very, very sweet, and they are always so supportive of each other. the relationship that they have together is just so solid. they obviously have two different personalities, but they fit together very well and they both know that the other person will always care for them and be there for them. ;__; waaahhh i can't emotionally handle reigisa. reigisa is too overwhelming for meeeee!!!
here's something weird though: hiyori and ikuya have barely been seen in this show since their plotline got resolved. i know there are a lot of characters so there is limited time to squeeze everyone in. so i understand. however, it still feels a bit strange. i assume they'll show up in the next episode, though.
the next episode... ugggggh. i know it's the last one of the season. (hopefully not the last one EVER!!!!) i am dreading it. yes, there's the big showdown between haru and rin that i'm excited to see, but actually, i am not too happy about the next episode. i am going to have conflicting feelings throughout the episode. i am going to be both really happy and really sad at the same time. uggggh ugggggh ugggggh (uggggh is the sound of me groaning and suffering XD)
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All remaining questions on the cute ask! Have fun writing (о´∀`о)
:^) fuck
6. What kind of people are you attracted to?kind and friendly, with a great sense of humor! also just,,, pure?? people like I  can’t really explain it that well asfhdsfkjhsk but just overall gOOD PEOPLE with good intentions and warm hearts
7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?probably not lol
8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?no one, except my asshole father who can just go and fuck himself for all I care
9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?yyeeah kind of..
13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?if it’s a person that I trust then yes, otherwise no
14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?uhhh maybe? or more like I hope those exist lmao
16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?:^) stillhaven’tkissedhhahaha..ha
17. Do you think there is life on other planets?yes
18. Do you still talk to your first crush?uhh like first crushcrush? no, but like the first actual real big ass crush? yes
19. Do you like bubble baths?never been in one
20. Do you like your neighbors?yes, most of them are really nice and I try to talk to them whenever I just happen to run into them
21. What are your bad habits?there’s way too many of them so I definitely won’t start listing all of them but procrastination and overthinking are definitely one of the worst ones
22. Where would you like to travel?Japan, definitely! though it won’t be happening in a looong time but maybe somewhere in the future I hope
23. Do you have trust issues?yes.
25. What part of your body are just most uncomfortable with?……. honestly pretty much almost everything lmao but face, legs and butt mostly hhaaha..ha
26. What do you do when you wake up?stay in bed for like half an hour thinking about how tired I am and most likely scrolling through Tumblr on my phone lmao
27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?darker, I hate getting sunburned so easily
29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?it’s uhhhhhhm complicated..
30. Do you ever want to get married?maybe? now that it’s finally legal here anyway
31. Is your hair long enough for a ponytail?no
32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?lol no one
34. Do you play any sports? What sports?no
35. Would you rather live without TV or music?TV, I don’t really watch it that much nowadays anyway and I definitely couldn’t live without music
36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?yes, that’s what I always do rip
37. What do you say during awkward silences?uhhhh it really depends on the situtation but I’ll just try to say something that just comes to mind to break the silence omg
38. Describe your dream girl/guy?basically just a girl I can really connect with, someone kind and patient with a good sense of humor and someone who just accepts everything about me and all that stuff skhdshgh
39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?flea markets aAAAa also video game shops hkjshgk
40. What do you want to do after high school?wELL I’m just trying to find a job rn so
41. Do you believe that everyone deserves a second chance?no. unfortunate but no, definitely not everyone.
42. If you’re being extremely quiet what does it mean?it can mean a lot of things lol but I’m probably nervous or tired or angry, depends
43. Do you smile at strangers?yes absolutely!
44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?outer space! bottom of the ocean fascinates me a lot too but it also scares the shit out of me omg, PLUS I can’t even swim so
45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?my friends, my cats, all the upcoming series and video games and everything I’m possibly looking forward to
46. What are you paranoid about?…. uhhhh a lot of things
47. Have you ever been high?no
48. Have you ever been drunk?no
49. Have you done anything recently that you hope no one finds out about?uhhhhm yes
50. What was the color of the last hoodie you wore?I really can’t remember omg it’s been a while since I’ve worn one bc it’s been so hot but most likely black or dark green
51. Ever wished you were someone else?mmmh no… that idea just freaks me out in a way
52. One thing you wish you would change about yourself?being more social and brave and ughhh idk
53. Favorite makeup brand?I don’t knooow I don’t wear makeup anymore really bc I’m lazy lmao
54. Favorite store?uhhhHH I don’t know
55. Favorite blog?pretty much all of my mutuals’!
57. Favorite food?s a l a dalso tortillas tho
58. Last thing you ate?uhhhh idk what is it called in english but good stuff made out of zucchini omg
59. First thing you ate this morning?uhhhh I think it was crispbread
60. Ever won a competition? For what?uhhh nooo…? at least I can’t remember lol
61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?nope
62. Been arrested? For what?noope
63. Ever been in love?yes
64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?-
65. Are you hungry right now?no
66. Do you like your Tumblr friends more than your real friends???????? my “Tumblr friends” are my real friends wtf what kinda question is this
67. Facebook or Twitter?I don’t really use neither but uh Twitter
68. Twitter or Tumblr?Tumblr
69. Are you watching TV right now?no
70. Names of your best friends?eeeeh I don’t think I’ll tell them bc idk if they want their real names written here lol
71. Craving something? What?human touch pls I want cuddles right now immediately fuck
72. What color are your towels?uh mostly white
72. How many pillows do you sleep with?two also turns out that there’s two 72 questions lmao
73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?yes
74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?a lot.
75. Favorite animal?FOX!!
76. What color is your underwear?black
77. Chocolate or vanilla?chocolate
78. Favorite ice cream flavor?chocolate again
79. What color shirt are you wearing?uhhh ivory white with a cute fox on it aAAAa it’s my pjs lmao
80. What color pants?ivory white again with even more foxes on them lmao
81. Favorite TV show?I literally have no idea, I really don’t watch TV pretty much at all nowadays
82. Favorite movie?there’s tOO MANY OF THEM but uh Princess Mononoke and pretty much all of Studio Ghibli’s movies, Pokémon The First Movie: Mewtwo Strikes Back, Wolf Children… there’s a lot.
83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?what.
84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street???????????
85. Favorite character from Mean Girls?wHAT
86. Favorite character from Finding Nemo?Dory!
87. First person you talked to today?my mom
88. Last person you talked to today?uhhhh like, talked talked? my mom again lol
89. Name a person you hate?am I supposed to choose just one
90. Name a person you love?all of my friends!!
91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?yes.
92. In a fight with someone?not really
93. How many sweatpants do you have?I haven’t really counted lmao but quite a few
94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?a LOT
95. Last movie you watched?Kingdom Hearts 358/2 Days
96. Favorite actress?aaaAAAH I don’t knoooow there’s so many, but Gal Gadot!
97. Favorite actor?I don’t knoooooooow
98. Do you tan a lot?no, it’s the complete opposite rip. I either get just sunburned or get even more freckles
99. Have any pets?yesss! two cats, called Minni and Jimi
101. Do you type fast?yes
102. Do you regret anything from your past?don’t we all
103. Can you spell well?yeahh at least I think so
104. Do you miss anyone from your past?yes.
105. Ever been to a bonfire party?no
106. Ever broken someone’s heart?yes.
107. Have you ever been on a horse?yes
108. What should you be doing?I don’t know, sleep probably
109. Is something irritating you right now?my father lol
110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?yes
111. Do you have trust issues?uhhh yes this question came up the second time omg
112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?my mom
113. What was your childhood nickname?I didn’t really have one, my name is so short lol
114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?I don’t live in America sfsdkjhgh
115. Do you play the Wii?no
116. Are you listening to music right now?actually not, which is odd
117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?noooo I don’t eat meat
118. Do you like Chinese food?yeah
119. Favorite book?Varjak Paw
120. Are you afraid of the dark?not exactly the dark itself but what could be hiding there, especially if I’m outside and it’s dark
121. Are you mean?no, at least I hope so
122. Is cheating ever okay?no
123. Can you keep white shoes clean?depends on the season and weather really lmao, buuut most likely not rip
124. Do you believe in love at first sight?no
125. Do you believe in true love?I think so?
126. Are you currently bored?nope
127. What makes you happy?my friends, animals, video games, nature shdhgk
128. Would you change your name?nah
129. What is your Zodiac Sign?Scorpio
130. Do you like Subway?mmmh it’s fine
131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?I’d just say that sorry but I’m gay and it’s not gonna happen
132. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?again a same question for the second time huh, but @kinjaru
133. Favorite lyrics right now?aaaaah I really can’t decide
134. Can you count to one million?uhhhhh I don’t know, I’d probably mess up at some point lmao
135. Dumbest lie you ever told?uh there’s probably quite a few omg
136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?almost closed but just enough space so that my cats can come and go as they please
137. How tall are you?158cm, as in about 5′2″
138. Curly or straight hair?bOTH, but does this mean like my hair? if so then straight
139. Brunette or blonde?both, except brunette for myself
140. Summer or winter?winter
141. Night or day?night
142. Favorite month?Novemberrr bc it’s my birthday month akshfksh
143. Are you a vegetarian?yes
144. Dark, milk, or white chocolate?aaahh I like them all
145. Tea or coffee?tea
146. Was today a good day?yeah I guess so
147. Mars or Snickers?aaahhh Mars
148. What is your favorite quote?be who you are and say what you feel because those who matter don’t mind and those who mind don’t matter
149. Do you believe in ghosts?yes
150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?Se imi kylmää yöilmaa keuhkoihinsa, katsoi tutkivasti valtaisaa muuria, toisiinsa kietoutuneita oksia - oli näkevinään valkoisen, viiksikarvanohuen kuun korkealla yläpuolellaan.
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iamrizadvenchiores · 5 years ago
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What's more exciting and fun than seeing a new place for the first time? It's seeing a new place for the first time with your friends! We've been dreaming of the day we can finally travel altogether. It is nearly impossible because we cannot file our vacation leaves all at the same time. Thank God for the long weekend, our dream finally came true! Meet up at 11pm. 2 vans. 16 people. 8 hours bumpy and butt numbing ride. Sleep. Rain. Sleep. Sunrise. Good morning, Surigao :) Breakfast at Tinuy-an Falls. 2 hours drive. Sleep. Aaaaaah, Enchanted River. Lunch. Crabs. Shrimps. Swimming. 2 hours drive. Sleep. Sunset at Britannia. Dinner. Shrimps. Relax Tong-its. Heart to heart talks. 1-2-3 pass. Fun. Chips. Drinks. Fun. Sleep. 5:30 call time. Island hopping. Hagonoy Island. Naked Island. Panglangagan Island. Buslon Island. Goodbye, Britannia. Grateful for this opportunity to travel with my officemates/friends/barkada :) Thank God for the safe trip, new adventure and my company. Friends, I hope you had fun as much as I did!
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renatatets · 7 years ago
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Part 2 of my YahiKonan fanfic 💕
After two years of the incident of our first kiss, we were attacked. Yahiko was very hurt and Nagato blew all the power of his Rinnegan, saving us. I was terrified when I saw Yahiko like that, vulnerable, about to be attacked, but when I heard Nagato scream, I knew what was coming. I must have fainted with the impact of Nagato’s power, cause when I opened my eyes, the sensei was already there, holding Nagato in his arms. I looked for Yahiko who was awake looking at the other two, and ran to him, helping him up.
We went home, I was carrying Yahiko. When we arrived, I left him leaning against the wall, just as sensei did to Nagato, sitting next to them. I went to prepare dinner. I made a ramen in a hurry, with what I had and I served them, and I also sat down at the table.
“Looks great, Konan,” Yahiko said, trying to draw a smile that was interrupted by the pain he felt.
“Don’t strain yourself.” I answered with a smile. – “And don’t give me grace, the ramen was made in a hurry!”
I began to serve them, but Nagato didn’t thanks, as he usually did. I missed…
"Nagato,” I called worriedly. “feel good?”
“Nagato! "Exclaimed the sensei. "You have a gift! Use it, don’t be afraid!”
“It’s not a gift.” He exclaimed in a low tone.
“Course is!” Shouted Yahiko, “You saved my life!”
“Yes …” it was the last word heard at that dinner.
I was very worried about Nagato. He had great power, but he didn’t look well for it. He didn’t want it.
The bearer of Rinnegan got a little better after dinner. I took out the dishes and washed them, and when I returned to the room I smiled at them three. Then sensei lifted.
“I’ll write something, okay?”
“Ok, sensei!” - I said smiling again, even worried, I was very happy that Nagato and Yahiko were well.
“I’m counting on you to take care of Yahiko, okay, Konan?”
“Sure, sensei!”
Yahiko looked a little sick. I got up and went over to him, put my hand on his forehead.
“You have a fever.” I said looking at him. “Nagato, help me take him to his room.”
I ran and prepared Yahiko’s bed and then went back to the living room, and with Nagato’s help we carried him to his room. I left after laid him down. He was a little red, so I filled up a bowl of water, grabbed a cloth and ran there. I put the bowl on the table and wet the cloth, squeezing it and then puting it on Yahiko’s forehead to try to lower his fever.
“He’ll be fine?” Nagato asked behind me.
“Yes!” - I said smiling - “And you also have to rest! You can sleep in my room, okay?”
“Are you sure?” He looked a little uncomfortable, as it seemed he was going to intrude on my intimacy.
“Yes! You can go, Nagato!”
“Thank you!” - he thanked, without smiling, only showing his lost and distant gaze, and left the room …
I stood there, kneeling next to Yahiko, constantly wetting the cloth and putting it back on his forehead. I heard the sound of the door open and I thought that Nagato would certainly stay with the sensei, I didn’t have time to even worry because I felt a hand grip my wrist tightly. I looked and saw that Yahiko had opened his eyes. He looked at me with a sickly, yet affectionate look. His eyes were glowing, and the red of his face had subsided, which meant that the fever was also dwindling. His freckles are much stronger because of the fever and his eyes bluer than ever.
“Konan …” he whispered, opening his lips a little
My eyes couldn’t decide where to look, whether for the half-open mouth, or for his blue eyes, begging for me.
“Konan …” he called again.
“Yahiko …” I whispered, feeling my face boil and my heart beating hard.
I felt a tug at the wrist and then felt another at my waist, and when I saw I was over him. I started to blink my eyes frantically and tried to leave, but he was holding me tightly around my waist and arm.
“We are like that day …” he murmured.
It was true. I could feel the heat coming out of his breath and that blue light blinded me completely. I could feel my whole body compressed against his, really the only difference was that this time I was over him. I couldn’t resist! Those pink lips, half-open, waiting for me… I bit his lower lip and grabbed his face with both hands. My head didn’t think of anything, my body simply acted. I kept my lips on his, like the last time, but he did not stop there and tightened my grip on my waist and felt something wet invade my mouth, it was his tongue. I closed my eyes and felt his tongue reach mine, touching with the tip. I tried to pull away, but he chased me, I began to entwine my fingers in his red and sweaty hairand our tongues began to meet. It felt like we were playing hide and seek inside our mouths. We kissed for a while, and I began to need air, so I released my mouth from his, trying to catch my breath, and looked him in the eye. He was smiling at me.
“Konan …” he murmured again, then closed his eyes.
He released my waist slowly, and then my wrist, so I stepped off him, kneeling back at his side. The cloth had fallen from his forehead for our kiss, I picked it up and went back to wet in the cold water, landing again on Yahiko’s forehead. It seemed that he had fallen asleep, so I smiled. Nagato was right, maybe it was worth not giving up on that feeling. I blushed and smiled happily, took the cloth off his forehead and kissed him. I put the cloth back in the water and put it on his forehead, I repeated it all night … it was really a very long night. I kept repeating it until the next hour, until I couldn’t take it any longer and fell on his chest and stayed there. His scent was so good and leaning against that strong chest was so comfortable … I yawned … I closed my eyes … I yawned again, so I fell asleep.
I began to feel lightly leaning against my shoulder and a voice in the background.
“Konan,” the voice called. “Konan, wake up!”
I was very sleepy, and when I opened my eyes my vision was grim, but I could see Yahiko’s orange hair. I smiled and rubbed my eyes. Waking up with him was so good…
“Aaaaaah!” I screamed as I realized I had fallen asleep and slept beside him - “Sorry, I should not have fallen asleep!”
“Calm down, calm down,” he was smiling at me.
“Feeling better?” I asked as I got up and went to him, putting my hand on his forehead. “Yes”
“You do not have a fever.” I smiled, taking the basin and the cloth. -“ I am glad.”
I prepared to leave the room, I wondered if Nagato would still be sleeping in my room, but I just wanted to lie down a little to lessen the back pain caused by the hours taking care of Yahiko, the floor of the room would serve. When I reached for the door, I was stopped by a call from Yahiko.
“Konan!”
“Yes?”
“Thank you!”
“For what?”
“You cured me”
“I just downloaded your fever…”
He got up and came up close to me. My heart fluttered as he took my hand and looked back at me with those intense blue eyes.
“I was referring to the kiss…”
“Ah …” I blushed. “It was nothing.
Yahiko took the bowl from my hands, set it on the floor and grabbed my waist resting his lips over mine. I started to feel nervous, but I ignored it, I was ready to give my mouth to Yahiko again, I was, but when I closed my eyes, the sliding door opened and I curled my lips, blushing at once.
"Sensei!” Shouted Yahiko.
Jiraya-sensei was looking at us both gaping, not knowing what to say, just looking at us.
“I-i-it’s not what it looks like!” I stammered in confusion
“Is not it? Nagato appeared, smiling, touching me on the cheek, pointing to an eyelash that was on my cheek. "I thought he was really going to take the eyelash off your cheek.”
“Eyelash, yes, that was it,” Yahiko said, “I was going to take off the eyelash.”
“Hmmm, okay.” Said the sensei, looking at all of us. - “Lunch time, come and eat.”
I looked at Yahiko and took a deep breath, picked up the bowl and took it to the kitchen. The sensei was laughing and squeezing Yahiko’s back.
“… you and Konan are almost brothers. It’s strange that you take advantage of her.” said the sensei.
Take advantage? Of me? My world was falling. Could it be that Yahiko would do that?
“I would never take advantage of Konan, sensei!” - exclaimed Yahiko looking at me at the end, worried.
“And if any of us fall in love with her,” Nagato said, eating his rice, he seemed much more excited. “We are not really brothers.”
“That’s true,” agreed the sensei, “But it would be very strange to see these two together, would not it?”
As time went on, we continued our training, making us increasingly stronger ninjas. I was aware that our dream of bringing peace to the world of war was growing. One day, Jiraya-sensei called us outside, it was raining, so he said he would leave. He told us that we were ready to take care of ourselves and to follow our dreams. I cried a lot that day, but we had no other choice. We set off for another home to start Yahiko’s dream of becoming a “semi-God.” We left, and we formed a group, the Akatsuki, and we started recruiting members, we became a large and powerful group. Yahiko was the leader of our organization, which filled me with pride, Nagato the sub-leader, we were always with many missions and with many people who followed us. But inside me, I felt empty, alone … until when that feeling of loneliness would continue in my chest?
In the shadows of Yahiko, I still loved him …
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alsywalsy · 7 years ago
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RCIJ - A Strange Deal
This is my RCIJ gift for @glindatthegood! Your prompt sparked a different story that ground to an unfortunate halt, so this strange little piece came into being in the last few weeks. I hope you enjoy!
Prompt - Belle has magic.
“Rumplestiltskin.”
The name was foreign on her tongue – difficult to pronounce but she was sure that she had it right. She glanced around her bed chambers and spoke the name again.
“Rumplestiltskin.”
She felt stupid calling out a random name into the darkness of her rooms. If her maids knew what she was doing.. If her Father knew. She stifled a laugh as she thought of the look that would appear on his face. He would be horrified but just that slightest bit impressed that his darling girl had done something so incredibly stupid. But she refused to think of it as stupid. This was the best plan for her future, so long as he agreed.
“Rumplestiltskin.”
The name left her lips a third time and within one short second the candles in her room were extinguished. A sudden cold gust wrapped around her, causing her to jump and snap closed the book that had been resting in her lap. She wasn’t easily spooked but she hadn’t expected being plunged into darkness.
She couldn’t see or hear a thing, but she could feel another presence in the room with her. Something was shifting near her door – it had to be him.
“I know that I called you here but the least you could do is leave me with some light.” She could have sworn she heard a snicker behind her as she started to fumble for matches to light the candle at her bedside. She carefully weaved her way through piles of books and lit the candle, taking it to relight the others in the room.
“And what if I don’t want any light in here?”
The voice was high pitched and ended with a giggle, almost like she imagined an imp or a mischievous pixie might sound. The being snapped their fingers and she was plunged into darkness once more.
“Really?!” She sighed, exasperated.
“Really, dearie. Perhaps I prefer the darkness..” She reached out for the matches again then jumped suddenly when the voice sounded right beside her ear. “The light is terribly boring.”
The candles all burst into life around her, making her jump just a little bit. The one in her hand remained dead but she could now see around her again. The being that must have been so close just a moment ago had once again retreated to the darkness near her door.
“Are you going to hide like some kind of shadow or are you willing to come out and speak to me like a normal person?” The figure let out another one of those giggles.
“Who says I am normal? What do your little books say about me?”
Belle looked around at the pile of books on her floor. Well, just one of the many piles of books. The castle had a library but she usually ended up just keeping books in her rooms when she had finished reading them. At this point she might actually have more books in her rooms than in the library. The small pile on the floor was all that she had managed to gather with references to the ancient creature referred to as the Dark One. One book had mentioned a name with which to call for him if you wished to make a deal.
“That you are an ancient evil entity who makes deals with the desperate, usually to their detriment.” Most tales had spoken of how barbaric he was but she wasn’t convinced that the tales were entirely true. To her, they mainly seemed like fiction written by those who wished to spread terror.
Rumplestiltskin giggled in the darkness and she heard him clap his hands. “Sounds about right.”
“Even if that is so.. step out so I can see you?”
For a moment she was concerned that this silly little argument would continue to go back and forth, but suddenly, he appeared.
She wasn’t entirely sure what she had been expecting, but a slim man who was only a few inches taller than her was probably low on the list of possibilities. She had never seen a man like him, however. His skin almost sparkled in the flickering candlelight and his eyes were large and dark. His nails were black and his teeth rotten. But he was a man – not a creature.
“That’s better.”
Disappointment flickered across his face and she couldn’t help but smile. Maybe he had hoped to intimidate her but she hadn’t so much as flinched at the sight of him.
“What is it that you want, dearie? My time can always be better spent elsewhere, you know.” The Dark One lifted one finger and waved it from side to side, almost telling her off like she were a child who had done something wrong.
“I want to be your apprentice.”
For a moment there was silence; the room so still that one could hear a pin drop. Then the Dark One seemed to gather his wits and giggled that strange titter of his. “I don’t take apprentices and certainly not princesses.”
“I am no princess, let’s get that straight. I am a Lady and it is a title that I do not want. I want nothing that comes with it, either. No stuffy balls, no political intrigue, no arranged marriage..”
“Aaaaaah.” Rumplestiltskin turned on his heel and started to wander around her room. “So that is why you called me here. You do not wish to fulfil the marriage contract that your parents put in place. It’s a very common problem.”
“Father.”
“What?” He looked at her in confusion.
“My Father arranged the marriage. My Mother would never have done such a thing to me. I mean, he thinks he is doing his best but Gaston is.. Well.” She shrugged her shoulders, assuming that he would have an idea of what to expect if he was often called by upset women trying to escape from their betrotheds.
“Not exactly a virtuous knight from the tales?” Rumplestiltskin scoffed. “Men rarely are. Those stories are just stories. But my point stands – I don’t take on apprentices. Teaching someone magic is hardly an easy task. It can take years, perhaps even decades..”
“I know magic.”
“What?” She seemed to have caught him off guard again.
“I know magic. I can’t control it, believe me, I’ve tried.. but I have magic.”
She couldn’t put a name on the look he was giving her, but she had an inkling that he might be considering her. Maybe he was wondering just what he could get out of her for such a favour. The books stated that he took horrible things – often children.
“All right, then, I shall make you an offer. I shall teach you how to control your magic..” He swayed back and forth on his feet then leant close, invading her personal space. “And you let me torment this Gaston of yours.”
She took a step back, surprised. “What? Is that all?”
“Yes. That is all. Take it or leave It, dearie..” With a flourish and a bow, a scroll suddenly appeared in his hands. In the other he held out a quill.
“You won’t hurt him?”
“Not directly. We can torment him together if it pleases you.”
If getting her freedom just meant pranking Gaston for a while then surely it was the best plan? She couldn’t see any downside.. in fact, it could be quite fun. She took the scroll from his hands and turned to sit at the desk.
“I will let you know my decision once I have read the small print.”
“Read the..”
“Does nobody ever read your contracts?” She lit the candle on her desk and glanced over at him. He was watching her as though she had grown another head.
“Well.. no.”
“Then be quiet and let me be the first.”
To her immense surprise, the Dark One fell quiet. She could still hear him wandering around her room and occasionally opening and closing a book. But she was able to read every word on the contract and was pleased to see that Gaston would not be harmed. He might be horrible but he didn’t deserve to be harmed with these little tricks.
“All right.. here.” She signed the contract and stood up, holding it out. “I agree to your terms. You are allowed to play tricks or pranks on Gaston for the next month and then I shall go with you to your castle.”
“Forever?”
“Forever.”
He grinned and clapped his hands. “Perfect. Will you be joining me in these little antics or shall you simply be an ‘innocent bystander’?”
The contract vanished from her hands. “We shall see.”
“I like you, dearie.”
“Belle.” She corrected. “My name is Belle.”
“Belle it is. I shall see you soon.” Rumplestiltskin vanished from her rooms with one last high pitched giggle.
“What an odd little man..”
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It was a week before the Dark One returned to the castle. She had been wondering how long it would take him to appear and had almost lost belief that the whole exchange had even happened. Perhaps she had imagined it all, or even dreamt it if she had fallen asleep on her pile of books. But it had been far too real to be a dream. Then she caught her first sign of his presence.
Gaston had insisted on taking her for a walk and her Father had insisted that she just give him a chance. It was difficult to say no to her Papa so she had agreed, no matter how grudgingly.
Walking alongside Gaston was always an interesting experience. The oaf did his best to pay attention to her as though he were truly interested, but they would usually pass some pretty young thing that would fawn all over him and take his attention. He would often chat up another girl on his route around with her.
It didn’t take long for the opportunity to arise.. a young blonde had sauntered up to the pair and rested a hand on Gaston’s shoulder. They had only been talking for thirty seconds before Gaston’s breeches suddenly hit the dirt.
“What?!”
“Oh!”
Belle jumped back and quickly stifled her laughter behind both hands. The girl had backed up a step or two and was staring in shock at Gaston’s off white underwear. The man himself was trying his best to pull his breeches back up but every time he grabbed the waistband and tugged, the breeches stayed tight to his ankles.
Magic.. she could recognise the feeling of it. It had a sort of aura, not visible but almost a soft and gentle breeze that was unnatural. She couldn’t see Rumplestiltskin but she was sure that she could hear that high pitched giggle almost on the wind.
“What on earth is this sorcery?!”
Those who were passing and happened upon the scene were laughing at the oaf’s misfortune. Gaston’s cheeks were quickly turning red and he eventually gave up trying to pull them back up and instead began shuffling back to the castle, covering himself as best he can.
The laughing crowd followed him back to the castle, leaving Belle standing alone with an open smile. It had been nice to see Gaston humiliated for a moment.
“You can come out now. I know you are around here somewhere.”
She felt his presence at her shoulder all of a sudden. “Careful, dearie.. People might think you are crazy – talking to yourself.”
“I feel like I am a little crazy for even having called you in the first place. But that little show was rather worth it.”
Rumplestiltskin clapped his hands and stepped forward to stand before her. “It was fun, wasn’t it?”
“Will the magic wear off?”
“Hmmm..” The small man shrugged and grinned. “In an hour or two.”
Belle found herself joining him in his laughter. She was glad that nobody was around to see them, such an odd pair.
“Do you fancy joining in the fun next time?”
“I can’t control my magic.. and I am not exactly crafty in tormenting others.”
“Pish posh, ‘tormenting others’, as you put it, is easy! You just need to know what would affect them the most. Like your ‘knight’ for instance. He values his appearance and imagery above all else. Take away all that and you have won! Fairly simple, hmm?” Rumplestiltskin was looking at her with those mossy green eyes, most likely off-putting for all of those who encountered him. But they didn’t put her off. She found his delight almost endearing.
“You make it sound so, yes.”
“Fun too..” He gently poked her in the ribs as he twirled around her and pointed over her shoulder at the door Gaston had disappeared through. “Why don’t you ask him to try again, maybe go for a ride on horseback?”
“I won’t allow you to hurt a horse, Rumplestiltskin.”
He scoffed near her ear and wandered off a few steps. “There’s no fun in that. I have a few ideas that may or may not leave your dear knight covered in bruises and a few scrapes.”
Belle didn’t like causing people any pain. She was a good person and felt in unnecessary to be violent.. but Gaston did deserve some comeuppance for the way he treated her and other women. It would only be a few scrapes and bruises after all.
“Only if you promise that nobody would get hurt.. Horse included.” She rolled her eyes at the look on his face. “Seriously injured.”
“Promise!” The little imp man grinned and clapped his hands. “Tomorrow. Take him out tomorrow, around the lake. I shall come and say hi – he will love it.”
“Oh, I am sure he will.”
She knew that he had vanished without looking around. She could feel the touch of the smoke he summoned when he vanished from sight. She had been left completely alone in the courtyard.. there was no sense in wasting a lovely day.
She took a moment to grab a book then went out to enjoy her walk all on her own. And it was glorious.
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Over the next few weeks Rumplestiltskin made several appearances. All sorts of trouble seemed to be following Gaston everywhere he went. Things would break, things would fall down, even once the large man managed to drop his sword when practising and the weapon snapped cleanly in half. It was also a terrible shame that the blacksmith just somehow couldn’t manage to reforge the blade, meaning that the knight would have to work with a standard blade for the time being.
Nobody ever saw the Dark One but Belle knew that every single event was his doing. She could feel his presence and would often see him after it had quietened down. He was almost always lurking in the shadows or amongst the masses, hidden by darkness or a hood. She could always see his grin.
His sense of humour always managed to make her laugh. He had been true to his word – nobody had been hurt. Gaston had so far experienced some bruising and one minor scratch as a result of his horse spooking and taking him for a short drag around the banks of the lake. The horse had been soothed immediately after Gaston was freed. Belle had seen that her new friend had a fondness for animals.
Nearly three months since she had first called Rumplestiltskin, Belle was beginning to wonder when her end of the strange deal would be fulfilled and she could leave. She would miss her Papa but the date of her wedding day was beginning to loom on the horizon. She hoped it wouldn’t be much longer.
The library was her second home, after her own bed chambers. She liked to lose herself amongst the stacks and the stories of heroes, wizards and dragons. It was her escape from daily life and she hated being interrupted.
“How is it that I always find you in here?”
She didn’t need to look up from her book to know who had entered her private domain. She would no longer be able to read but she feigned continuing anyway. “Because I like it here, Gaston. Please don’t interrupt.”
“Oh, come on, Belle. Books are useless! You won’t be needing them once we are married. You will be able to spend all your time taking care of our kids.”
It wasn’t the first time that Gaston had mentioned ‘their’ children. She had gotten bored of telling him it would never happen; it was easier to just ignore the comments entirely. She tried her best to start reading again in the vain hopes that he would go away. Instead, a huge meaty hand took the book away from her.
“Gaston! I am trying to read.” She pulled the book back but knew it was useless to try and continued.
“Talking is much more interesting.”
She rolled her eyes and rounded the man to put her book down on the small table near the shelf. She was about to speak again when she noticed something out of the corner of her eye. A flicker of movement. Rumplestiltskin.
Gaston leant his weight against the nearest bookshelf and Belle was worried it might fall over for a moment. The knight seemed oblivious to his precarious position and far more interested in talking about himself. As always.
“As you know, our wedding is nearly two months away now.. and I thought it would be a good idea to talk about our life once we are man and wife.”
Gaston ran a hand over his perfectly styled hair and Belle fought the urge to ruffle it just to annoy him. Almost as though he were reading her mind, Gaston’s hair started to stand on end. Gently, so that the man himself wouldn’t notice, but he soon looked more like a hedgehog than the perfectly groomed man he strived to be.
She had to stifle a laugh behind her hand, blue eyes flickering around the room to try and find the trickster.
“What?” Gaston frowned and looked over his shoulder. Seeing nothing, he turned back to her and took a step back. “You’re not going to throw up, are you?”
She huffed a sigh and walked away. “No, Gaston, I am not going to throw up. But I might throw a book at you if you don’t go away. It seems that you are so insistent I won’t be able to read once we are married so why don’t you let me enjoy my hobby whilst I still have it?”
Gaston looked like a kicked puppy dog. A massive, hideous, misogynistic baboon of a puppy dog. But she stood firm and folded her arms over her chest. Then his face changed. A sly grin spread across his face and he took a couple of steps towards her. She frowned as she found herself quickly backed up against the small table. Her hands scrambled for something to hold onto, something to hit him with if he decided to get too.. friendly. She wrapped her fingers around the heaviest book.
“Who wants to read when there are far more fun things to be doing?”
She tightened her grip on the book, ready to swing it at a moment’s notice. For now he was just being creepy. Creepy she could deal with.  “Leave me alone, Gaston. I won’t ask you again.”
“Oh, come on. I know you don’t want me to go away.”
She sighed and put the book down, instead planting both hands on his chest and shoving him away from her. He was awfully heavy but she managed to get him off her just for a moment. It would have been long enough to run away had she been given the chance.
The moment Gaston stepped away from her; the bookshelf beside them began to rock and suddenly fell. Directly on top of Gaston.
Both of them cried out as the heavy shelf came crashing down on his shoulder, half clipping him and forcing him to the ground. Books spilled everywhere as Belle clambered half onto the table to get out of the way.
“What?!” Gaston was shouting now, doing his best to push the bookshelf up enough to slide out. His lip was split and blood was dribbling down his chin, but she didn’t see any other injuries.
“I- I don’t know what happened!”
She hopped off the table to help him as best she could, holding up the shelf for the last moment. Gaston struggled to his feet and winced when he moved his right arm. “I swear, I must be cursed! Things keep happening and it is not natural!”
Belle blanched at his words. She suddenly remembered Rumple’s presence earlier on. It must have been his doing, though she couldn’t see him for once. Perhaps he had realised that he had really messed up this time.
“You should go and get seen by the doctor, he will help with your pain. I will find some men to clean up the books.”
She frowned when he kicked at a few books on his way out. “Stupid things.”
Belle waited two minutes after Gaston left before she called out. She wanted to make sure that he was gone before she had an argument with the Dark One in her bloody library.
“You had better explain yourself right now, Rumplestiltskin, because you promised me that you wouldn’t hurt anybody! You could have killed him and even me!”
There was a shuffling in the far corner, as though a five year old was being told off and was uncomfortable under his Mother’s wrath.
“I know you are in here so don’t you dare hide me from me.”
“He was intimidating you..” The voice was a lot quieter than she was used to from the imp.
“I could have handled myself. I can handle you, can’t I?”
“I would never try to do that to you.”
He was still hiding and it was starting to annoy her. “Rumplestiltskin, come out here. Please?”
The sorcerer stepped out from between two stacks and looked at the books at her feet. In an instant the shelf had righted itself and all the books magically slotted themselves back into place. Just a glance told her that they were all in the correct places again.
“You could have really hurt him. I don’t care what he was doing..”
“He shouldn’t have done that. I just..”
She smiled slightly and stepped up closer to him. She acted in the moment and gently kissed his cheek. “You were trying to protect me, I know that.. Thank you.”
When she stepped away she nearly laughed at the stunned look on his face. He was staring over her shoulder with wide eyes, his mouth slightly open. She gently patted his cheek to wake him up.
“Rumple.. promise me something?”
“Hmm?”
“Will you take me on as your apprentice now?”
She didn’t want to have to face Gaston again. She didn’t want to have to deal with any more stomach churning dread when she thought of her impending wedding. She just wanted to be free.
“It’s forever.. remember?”
His voice sounded so much more human than any other time he had spoken to her before. The sound brought a warm smile to her face.
“I remember. And I agree.”
“Then yes. Let’s go from here.”
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