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show-us-kaidenshenandoah · 4 months

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every time i watch anything with him in it (admittingly, predominantly from the Dropout app), i am reminded that Lou Wilson is the most handsome man to have ever lived. like, objectively. he just is. i will hear no arguments for any other person to be ranked higher. Lou Wilson: whose face single-handedly shows humanity can go no higher in beauty. he is THE most attractive man in the world. argue with the wall lmao

#lou wilson #dimension 20 #dropout #game changer #i feel compelled to mention this comes from (a) me having had this opinion 5ever and needing it published as i rewatch Neverafter #and (b) that i am on aroace spectrum (im a demi-bi/pan-romantic asexual. mouthful. ugh) so like #the ''hot tingling'' feelings y'all alloromantic-allosexuals get? i dont get those. i feel like this somehow equips me to be #objective while y'all have subjectively biased preferences. dont ask me questions about this flimsy defense. im so objective. all the time #(if you need a tone indicator here: im being sarcastic and joking. i know my queerness does not make me objective. but let me joke about #this because i feel like i am SO RIGHT ABOUT HOW GODDAMN ATTRACTIVE LOU WILSON IS. PUT THIS MAN'S IMAGE IN MUSEUMS TO LAST FOREVERMORE)#how can a man still be hot after voicing Pinocchio. idk. ask Lou Wilson the most beautiful man to ever exist #he's just so stylish and pretty and funny and he has a great smile. A++. put him on the cover of magazines #my post #mine

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kingofattolia · 8 months

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Quinlan and Aayla are the original Anakin and Ahsoka. Quinlan being Obi-Wan's age, and Aayla being seven years older than Anakin, Quinlan is only NINE years older than her. Legends Wookieepedia says he took her as his padawan when she was 10, which is patently ridiculous. Even if we age her up to a more new-canon-consistent age, that still gives us 23yo Quinlan and his 14yo padawan. Disaster duo. Terrifying gremlin pair.

#I SAID WHAT I SAID #star wars #quinlan #aayla secura #grace for ts #OBI WAN IS STILL A PADAWAN AT THIS POINT #everyone makes constant jokes nonstop but Quinlan is THE greatest master he can possibly be #everyone else is surprised. impressed. who knew quinlan 'I Have Never Been Serious In My Life' vos had this in him?#tholme been knew #he walked straight out of his knighting to go ask Aayla to be his padawan #she crossed her arms unimpressed and said 'well it took you long enough!'#i cant believe he found her and brought her to the temple as a child. i cannot believe that storyline was allowed to exist in star wars #ITS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #the original 'the team' prototype #you cant tell me all the initiates didnt follow their latest adventures #hoping to one day be That Cool

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spiderdotexe · 5 months

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sonic.exe/creepypasta character... sonic as a virtual buddy.. he seems very normal please trust him . please look at more sonic please pay attention to him pay attentio

#my art #ms paint #sonic oc #sonic.exe #okay i KNOW sonic.exe oc sounds strange as a concept.#but. its funny.#he can be 'scarier' i just didnt draw it #there is obvious kinito pet ispirations here #and the spraypaint he has is a joke about it resembling blood please laugh #i might dra wmore of him. MIGHT.#im sorry for having ocs that are ripoffs of existing media characters #i swear this has only happened with mario and sonic and sans ONCE

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anintroverteddarling · 5 months

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Probably a favorite character of mine because to me, he brings some sort of himbo energy with a high ego ladskfmadfslkmdsaflkmb

#that's not my neighbor #tnmn fanart #izaack gauss #we need more izaack content like fellas himbo #HIMBOOOOO #according to google green screen exists around 30s-40s so the joke still works HA--#Im so not funny sorry #digital sketch #theres also another joke I have surrounding him but maybe in a later date I share #because my friends really said “theyre not the same picture bruh”#my art #tnmn

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letsmcfreackingloseit · 9 months

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And for the holidays I give you memes! Memes everywhere!

I hope that all of you are having a wonderful time, but if not, I at least hope these silly doodles brought you a little joy!

I'm going to keep this short and sweet today, so to round this of: These doodles are based off of the fanfic Apex Polarity, which is written by the lovely @naffeclipse and Eclipse' design is based off of @themeeplord 's fantastic design!

And as a bonus, you will find an alteration and a bunch of Yeti slogans/puns under the cut:

and if you're wondering why I made so many gd yeti puns, it was for michael's mug. You gotta have some fitting and funny slogan for all mugs. Btw If any of you know some good yeti slogans and/or puns, please call me, I've been struggling.

Michael; local cryptid believer, but not cryptid enjoyer

Vanessa; POLAR BEARS

Eclipse; I'm having the best time of my life! :D

Y/n; I'm having A TIME :')

#apex polarity #polar!y/n #polar!vanessa #polar!michael #polar!eclipse #orca!eclipse #dca #dca au #OK! Here comes the obligatory extra thoughts section- from top to bottom order- GO!!!#BEHOLD!: is the will smith meme- but it's also kind of a reference to the “BEHOLD- a man!” joke but- you know- in reverse :P #also if you wondering why Y/n is kind of T-posing- it's the 'I have too many layers of clothes so I'm sort of T-posing' pose #I love drawing them like that XD #and also I'm giving them a little sass- you know- as a treat 💅❇️#NDA: I love michael. He's been through shit and is trying so hard to keep everyone safe-#and for that I want to give him a break and a hug :')#POLAR BEARS: I know and you know and SHE knows *nods knowingly* polar bears XD #Me and the bad bitch: this fits so well with polar!y/n but it would be an even better fit for hare!y/n XD #my pronouns: Sorry Y/n- eclipse will like you no matter the gender- so you're stuck! Good luck! XD #Yeti puns: OK so Michael knows sirens exists right?#So I was thinking that he's probably a cryptid believer- but not so much a cryptid enjoyer #So I was trying to make a mug slogan that was kind of both #but that was HARD- so in the end I picked just a pure and very simple yeti pun for his mug #the 'Yeti? Not on my watch!' ties back to michael believeing in cryptids- but not liking them #so yes- my headcanon is he will send cryptids to Uno hell if possible #at 'yeti spagetti!' I was grasping at straws- NOTHING RHYMES WITH YETI EXCEPT SPAGETTI!! Also yes-#spagetti is misspelled and I'm going to keep misspelling it because why tf is there an H in the word spagetti? NAY I SAY!! *GASP* ok done!#again I hope all of you are doing well in these times #and I'm sorry for being so late in saying this naff (got caught up in the holiday prep)- but I hope you're feeling better now! Ik how #stressful it can be around the holidays- but I hope this cheered you up and that you'll get to relax after chirstmas!#NOW I NEED TO STOP BECAUSE I'VE REACHED THE TAG LIMIT- happy holidays everyone and hope you have a good one!

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payaso-gomi · 17 days

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this one came to me in a nightmare 💖

#venture bros #the monarch #sheila #dr mrs the monarch #sketch #comic #my art #wooooo #they can make original jokes not relying on existing memes??? only sometimes LAKSKS #give me 10 minutes to stretch and a starlight mint by gods i can do it #want to digitize this eventually #would *love* to paint this like. fully #wasn't sure how yo pose sheila either #and monarch could be posed *more* dramatically #him and sheila in a mild bird's eye view wouldve owwwned but i wanted to make this

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fauvester · 1 month

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uh oh! triggered some phantom trauma! (dannymanny iteration (c) nicktoonsunite)

#tigerghost #i was gonna do a little joke about the rabid ghost tucker ep and how ghost!manny would be feral #but oooogh got to go hit danny right in the My ghost existence is inextricably linked to the people i love dying 😩#meanwhile manny like Man how cool would it be if I was el GHOST tigre… we could kick SUPER ghost butt.. wrow..#i feel like the could have some fun crossover eps. finding the Tiger Spirit in the ghost zone. are the skeleton villains in ET ghosts??#if the tiger spirit is a ghost and manny channels him as ET is he technically a little bit ghost when he transforms??#also a dia de los muertos episode!! a Meet the ancestors! manny finally gets a jetpack!!!#anyways im also a gym rat manny truther danny canonically does NOT work out #meanwhile manny like (unmedicated ADHD voice) yea having superpowers but not knowing how to use them is like driving a low rider #but not knowing how to drive stick....#nicktoonsunite #el tigre #dp #also firmly believe that danny would use like Buddy and Champ as terms of endearment. thats the illinois in him (we claim him)

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qkmlh · 8 months

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Still ducking hilarious to me that Zoro & Sanji began their beef because they thought the other was misogynistic and it came to a head of no return when Zoro felt his title of ‘Luffy’s specialest boi’ threatened by Sanji’s comment

#MY DUDES PLEASE YOU’VE BOTH GOT THAT FEMINIST JUICE FLOWING YES THESE TWO THINGS IDEAS CAN BE TRUE AND EXIST BUT THEN!! BUT THEN!!!!#Zoro takes Sanji’s WE + NEED + HIM (Luffy) SO DUCKING P E R S O NA. L DEADASS STRUCK THE LOUDEST DAMN CORE IN ALL OF ZORO AND RAISED EVERY #DAMN ALARM POSSIBLE #Aaaaaand ‘You just got here /you/ don’t know what Luffy needs’ MY GOOD FIRST MATE OF A MAN C A L M D O W N N N IT IS /NOT/ THAT DEEP #‘I know he needs my cooking’ SANJII NOOOOO DON’T FALL FOR IT #‘Like what putting two slices of bread together’ Oh god. oh no. we are never coming back from this (pure hilarious joyous disaster) Ever!#Roronoa Zoro #Black Leg Sanji #Monkey D. Luffy #One Piece Live Action #OPLA #One Piece #All jokes aside tho Zoro was right to make sure they didn’t go inside to aid their captain #They would’ve been more of a distraction than help because Luffy wouldn’t have been able to let loose as much as he did #Zoro’s a good first mate but also buddy my guy my dude Sanji does NOT want your job bud ain’t nobody want your job especially when Luffy #made it very clear /you/ are worth more to him than /food/#Somebody should tell Zoro that tho man could use the affirmation #But also…my guy…what were you so jealous so hissy so darn quick to b!tch for helpp ☕️🤧💀#Zolu #Ani Rambles #Luzo

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applepie-enthusiast · 2 months

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Y'ALL

let's create an Ouran High School Host Club ft. The Hashira

giyuu as haruhi, please

kiss kiss watch the vase, giyuu.

so much potential for all the ships tbh, but I have trouble deciding who is who, so kindly help (im already laughing so much, thank you "sakura kiss" for playing on my spotify playlist)

it will be a series of polls.

#HAHAHAHAHAHA #sanegiyuu #sabigiyuu #obagiyuu #gyomei x giyuu #rengiyuu #tengen x giyuu #removed mui for obvious reason he's a literal child #im seriously considering mui as honey-senpai but JUST IMAGINING HIM ON GYOMEIS SHOULDERS I CANT BREATHE IM LAUGHING SO MUCH #kny #kimetsu no yaiba #personally i thought sabito suits since he can be an idiot in my mind and it's funny imagining him making some #serious commoner jokes but it comes as annoying to giyuu #im gonna cry #oh #akagiyuu #doumagiyuu #?? does that exist #anyway

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saiainopresai-v3 · 3 months

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im with saihara on this one (which one? take your best guess before checking tags!)

#...the ingame one. put kage in therapy./j #the inherent tension of having (almost) the exact person you've wanted to be for years dangled right in front of you...#jokes aside i love the inherent discomfort of having these two in the same room together its just so awful #ngl cant say i exactly see them as a ship but i also Can. i dunno i have a lot of thoughts about them #like imagine having designed your fucking persona and then they exist but its not you but its You! BUT THEYRE ALSO NOT YOU. the you-#-that ended up being created destroyed the very thing you cherished!?!!!? but also he hates you because you caused him Hell #theres something so funky about it. i dunno. ill quit yapping sorry/jl #my art #shuichi saihara #saihara shuichi #saihara shuuichi #pregame shuichi #pregame saihara #pregame shuichi saihara #kagehara #pregame #kageshu #danganronpa #ndrv3 #drv3 #danganronpa spoilers #ndrv3 spoilers #drv3 spoilers #a. also i love kages black nails. and i feel like he has so many bags loaded with pins and merch on them........... loser/aff

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viiinz · 6 months

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autism be damned my boy can do calligraphy and knows a lot about capital punishment

#prince myshkin #lev nikolayevitch myshkin #the idiot #myshkin #no but i really think there are legitimate reasons to argue that myshkin could be seen as an autistic character #other than the fact that he literally checks of every criteria #there's also the fact that there is a frequent comorbidity of epilepsy and autism #which makes me think (tho i have not nearly done enough research on this to make any actual claims)#that there is a possibility that traits which we would today associate with autism could back in the day #before the term autism even existed #could be seen as something common among epicleptic people #and given that myshkin is already canonically neurodivergent and epileptic #it really isn't a stretch to say that if we were to apply modern day terminology on a 19th century character #he could be seen as an early example of an autistic character #which makes it very interesting to note how people in the book view and interact with him #(and even without the possible autism he's still a canon neurodivergent character cast as the protagonist in a 19th century book #which on its own is really interesting #especially considering the fact that dostoyevsky drew from experiences with his own epilepsy)#for example canon infantilization (which this post is definitely a joke on) the whole 'idiot' thing etc.#also the way he views himself! he has so much internalised ableism #i also think it's interesting that another character that exhibits a lot of autistic traits is kirillov #who's also canonically epileptic #my post #vince talks

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batsplat · 5 months

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Thailand 2019: Valentino Rossi provides his take on Marc Marquez's superiority that season. Then, Marquez is asked about Fabio Quartararo's prospects and Rossi comments on whether he will congratulate Marquez for winning the championship.

#rosquez #fabio quartararo #//#4693 #fq20 #*continues making wanking gesture with hand*#both of them regularly going i may hate him but it's crazy how we're literally the two best riders to have ever existed. shut UP #mind u this is two races after misano. fits in with my pet theory about that particular incident #fabio ily but your part is only included because otherwise the comic timing doesn't work #comically short answers about marc is a bit of a go to after 2015. a way to not talk about him while still playing it as a joke #i mean he does it with other stuff too but #sometimes he doesn't even bother with the joke bit. like sepang 2016's bail out of 'i agree with marc'#anyway the first response is defo more detail than is strictly necessary. going 'yeah even cota wasn't realllly marc's fault' okay #idol tag

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hualianschild · 9 months

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very hua cheng core me thinks

#my bae has beef with every single person in existence except his man and i love him for that #for obvious reasons that was a joke hc does behave respectfully around few people #i believe in hualian married agenda #it's true tho #tgcf #hualian #heaven official's blessing #hua cheng #xie lian #san lang #I'm thinking of making some more text posts lets see how it goes

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canisalbus · 10 months

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As someone whose entire extended family lives in Sicily irl and they're all super catholic i am delighted by Machete's place of origin??? I literally feel like that meme with the anime girl that's like "(Location) mentioned!!!" anytime it comes up lol

Anyways I love reading OC lore so your blog is always a treat 😎

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#oh thank you! it's so good to hear you like him!#I hope I'm not doing a glaring disservice to Sicilians or Italians as a whole with my weird dog guy #to be honest I'm always worried about people taking him as serious representation of some trait they associate with and feel close to #and then potentially getting disappointed or upset when he's flawed and troubled and not always entirely likable #does that make sense? I'm an overthinking people-pleaser it's probably just all in my head #answered #anonymous #it's so funny that this [location mentioned] is a worldwide phenomenon #especially in non-anglosphere countries #because Finnish people always get hella excited whenever Finland is mentioned anywhere #it's became a well known inside joke (torille)#we're such a small quiet and remote nation it's always a pleasant surprise whenever one of the big guys remembers that we exist

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arosebyan0thername · 4 months

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If there are a million Reeve Carney as Orpheus fans in the world, I am one of them. If there are only two Reeve Carney as Orpheus fans in the world, I am one of them (Eva Noblezada is the other). If there are no Reeve Carney as Orpheus fans in the world, Eva Noblezada and I are dead 😔

#hadestown #hadestown obc #reeve carney #eva noblezada #seriously im sick and fucking tired of the reeve carney hate on tiktok #'jordan fisher is the only orpheus that matters' 'jordan fisher shouldve originated orpheus on bway'#'they should replace the obc recording with jordan fisher' 'jordan fisher was the best thing to ever happen to hadestown'#shut up!!!!!!!#i adore jordan fisher but you are missing the point of theatre and hating on reeve in the process!!!!!#you can have a favorite but that doesnt mean the actors who are not your favorite shouldnt exist in that role!!!!!#but also your favorite is wrong!!!!#reeve carney brought more autistic swag to orpheus than anyone could possibly recreate!!!#he was naive he was soft spoken he was unaware of social expectations!!!!!#jordan fisher has such a raw powerful voice and thats not what orpheus needs!!!!! hes just a lil guy!!!!#hes just a lil guy who accidentally had a battle of the bands with the devil and won #because he has nothing in his brain except sing and love his girlfriend!!!!!#i love jordan fisher in everything ive ever seen him in and i adore his voice but please stop putting other actors down #im not a huge fan of the way jonjon briones plays hermes but im not out here talking shit about him!!@#or saying he should never have had the part in the first place #(btw i was joking about the 'your favorite is wrong' thing because - again - literally defeats the point of theatre)#please find ways to say that jordan fisher is your favorite without putting reeve carney down #and also please give reeve carney a chance and dont dismiss him just because he is less conventionally attractive #and hip in popular media and on social media #please give the role a chance for what it is and not just which actor you already like #i was pissed when i first found out they were taking damon daunno out for the obc and adding reeve #the only thing id ever seen or heard him in at that point was the live action rocky horror with laverne cox #and he was fucking riffraff #i was mad!!! i didnt think he could do it!!! but i love the show and i gave him a chance and now hes my all time favorite #between both touring casts ive seen and the pre bway cast recording and jordan fisher #just please stop being mean and give him a chance

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mintypsii · 5 months

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author x barista cafe au (sanji is competing against himself)

#WHY ARE THEY SO STUPID #ok so basically usopp is writing a story based on his own life and since he began frequenting the cafe a love interest (sanji) was introduc #and he lets sanji read it hoping he'll get the message (also cuz they both love stories) and it completely flies over his head #op #one piece #sanuso #usosan #usopp #sanji #black leg sanji #cafe au #comic #mintart #my art #i just love how oblivious sanji is in canon too #like you'd expect the hopeless romantic to notice when a girl likes him and then he just . doesnt IT'S SO FUNNY #poor osome lol (viola and pudding too cuz he didnt realize when they got a lil crush on him #not that i ship them with any of those characters but they DID like him canonically at some point and he DIDNT EVEN KNOW is he stupid (yea)#and usopp being so roundabout about his feelings and NOT DIRECT AT ALL. hello be normal please #he's just like me fr #bonus page is inspired by that wano scene where usopp eats sanji's soba and is like #it's so nice to eat ur food again sanji :D so glad u came back safe<3 #WHY IS HE SO CUTE......... IM GONNA CRY #ok im just yapping now sorry bye #also i made this au with my friend and we have a lil inside joke that the other barista exists and it's him LOL #i have doodles of that too

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