#my greasefire life

[pycth]

Stop me if you’ve heard this one— a stoner, a loser, and a himbo walk into a 7-11…

Escaped really knows how to write losers and I unfortunately fall for it every time 🚶

(I can’t believe I finished this before my Intern)

This is Danny, who frequently gets told by customers that she should change the A in her name to an E. She currently goes to community college for creative writing and is about one bong rip away from dropping out—

[siomdead]

Aa i love them. Its funny how nearly all of escapeds characters end up being criminals

[rozeliyawashereyall]

Guess what I just finished watching :3

After like 7 drafts, the final design of Lass and Denny's is here! And a bonus steamheart because that series is dear to my heart

[grim-has-issues]

the urge, the itch, the compulsion even, that Escaped must feel to voice and write huge dumb men must be inconceivable, Lovecraftian perhaps.

[rustycopper4use]

My Greasefire Life (Escaped Audios)

dennys (I think that’s the listener’s nickname)

I might change her as the series go on but here she is!

[escapedaudios]

I find the concept of "queer baiting" hilarious because the way my straight guy friends acted around each other in high school/college would 100% be criticized as queerbaiting if we were fictional characters. I hesitate to write things authentically inspired by my real-life friendships for that reason. I really want to write Thad and Ash in My Greasefire Life as being touchy, flirtatious, sometimes even making comically obscene sexual comments about each other. This would be based very directly on just the way my friend group used to act when I was college-aged, but I'm so nervous that some terminally online critic who does not understand what it means to be a silly and homoerotic bromosexual with the boys will decide that means I committed the cardinal sin of queer baiting.

[lemoodle]

I’ve been seeing some amazing Denny artwork, so yo gal decided to draw a Denny as well! Here’s my Denny!

Fun fact: she worked at chili’s prior to working at Denny’s 🤙🏽

She’s literally running on fumes and energy drinks (like me at this point but hey! Still alive)

[plaqying]

sat here withering away waiting for pt 2 of my greasefire life

[belovedbow]

cough

[dannnyghost]

ong somebody save my man Ashley🙏🙏🙏

[sturgeonrot]

sprinkles this into ur tank like fish food. todays special is Loser Listeners. bone appel tit

[ghostfrog28]

DennysVerse Incorrect Quotes (including mine!)

Clementine: I thought we told you not to bring any backup

Sophie: I didn't

Denise: then who's that behind you?

Sophie: oh him? He's not backup. He's like a trophy boyfriend. I bring him along on dangerous negotiations so he can see how awesome I am

Ashley: *waves*

~~

Sophie: *pulls back the curtain while Thad is showering*

Sophie: Thad, are we - stop screaming, it's just me - are we out of ice cream?

~~

This one is if they were in high school

Denise: I'm not mad I just want to know why you two need a fake ID?

Sophie: *mumbles*

Denise: What was that?

Clementine: ...You need to be over 18 at PetCo to hold the puppies.

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Sophie: Here's a fun Christmas idea.

We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.

Ashley: Sophie no.

Clementine: Mistlefoe.

Ashley: Please stop encouraging her.

~~

Clementine: we can bake these cookies at 400

degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1

minute

Ashley: no thats not how you make cookies

Sophie: FLOOR IT!!

Clementine: how about 4,000,000 for one second?!?

Ashley: yOURE GONNA BURN THE DORM

DOWN--

Clementine: IM GONNA HARVEST THE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

Sarah: DO IT

Ashley: NO--

~~ Clementine: Morning

Sarah: Morning

Denise: Morning

Thad: Morning

Brady: You guys sound like a bunch of robots

Ashley: Yeah, could you try to spice it up a little bit?

Sophie: *kicks door open* WHAS UP BITCHS!

~~ that’s all I got for now

[ateleen]

Characters & Listeners incorrect quotes - Escaped Audios Edition (Part 1)

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I'll do part 2 of EAE, but I have to re-listen to Blue Infinity, Der Wolfsjäger, and Chronus Seven.

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Raven: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The X makes it sound cool.

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Young Diego, with their hands cupped over each other: I found a cool spider!

Guest: Oh? Lemme see!

Young Diego, opening their hands to see nothing there: …hm.

Guest: …where’s the spider.

Young Diego: *looks troubled and stares at their hands*

Alfonso: Oh no...

Guest: DIEGO, WHERE’S THE SPIDER?!

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Intern: What is the big deal about borrowing money? I do it all the time! Sometimes, I even pay it back!

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Slash: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Bash: Okay.

Slash: And make out during the scary parts.

Bash: Th-

Bash: The scary parts.

Bash: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

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Escaped: That was so hot, Asset.

Asset: I literally called the person who just flirted with you a degenterate dog and told them I hope they get dragged through the streets.

Escaped: I'm so in love with you.

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Intern: That's ridiculous, Jean doesn't have a crush on me.

Badabing: Yes he does.

Badaboom: Yes he does.

Jean: Yes I do.

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Denny: What do you want for breakfast?

Thaddeus: I WISH TO DEVOUR THE UNBORN.

Denny:

Ash: He wants eggs.

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Ivan: Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.

Raven: Marry me.

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Denny: We might have gotten into a bar room brawl back in the city.

Intern: Well, that was entirely predictable.

Denny: One of them punched a gang member.

Intern: Asset?

Denny: Guest, actually.

Intern: Oh, that was going to be my second guess.

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Alfonso: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?

Guest: Like it slips on and off really easily.

Alfonso:

Guest: No, I didn't mean it like that-

Carmen: We know what you meant.

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*The gang when they drop food on the floor*

Intern: Aw man. *Throws it away*

Slash: Five second rule!

Denny: Foolish germs, thinking they can stop me!? *Eats it off the floor*

Raven: *Sobs on the floor*

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Bash: I love you.

Slash: I love you too. I've waited so long to hear you say that.

*Slash and Bash kiss passionately*

Ellie, to Chase: You owe me 20 dollars.

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Asset: This food is too hot... I cant eat it.

Escaped: You’re very hot, and I still eat you.

Everyone at the table: *silence*

Vengeance: YOU GUYS ARE DISGUSTING!

AK: One dinner... I just want ONE. DINNER.

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Next: Scythe Audios

[rozeliyawashereyall]

DOODLES BE UPON YOU

I made these at like 4am so they're very messy

Marilyn is by @willowwee

Raine by @willowve01

And Sarah by @rustycopper4use

Rest are listener doodles by me :3

[lunaritychuwolf]

Was inspired by @piffany666 and @rustycopper4use to create my listener design for @escapedaudios new series "My Greasefire Life"

Everyone meet Clementine Leroux or Clem for short!

She occasionally does art commissions and she's always up for gossip✨

[rustycopper4use]

A goofy lil trend

(Flowers for my floral nerds: white carnations and purple hyacinths)

@piffany666 @lunaritychuwolf