#my irish wife

[luminarai]

Trent: I need to embrace my role as a wise gay mentor Trent’s ex wife: Trent: what Trent’s ex wife: last week you told me you were worried about animal control at pride Trent: well, how was I supposed to know they weren’t talking about literal bears

[cupcakeinat0r]

Happy St. Patrick’s Day to my fav half yt, half Mexican, 6’9”, 310 lbs, fang-and-claw-having, no rizz having, traumatized, grumpy, old man <3

I love youuuuuuu 🇲🇽🇲🇽🇲🇽🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪🦇🦇🦇🕷️🕸️🕷️🕷️🕸️🇮🇪🇲🇽🇮🇪🇮🇪🇲🇽🇮🇪🇮🇪🇲🇽🤭🤭🤭🤭❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[grendel-menz]

THE FISHERMAN'S WIFE - a selkie story - IS OUT NOW ON GUMROAD

[fauvester]

how do garak and bashir feel about being grandparents?, also since theres a third elim (3lim) ((if i read tht right,,,,)

garak and bashirs parenting styles are reversed for grandparenting. julian's a total sap for his grandkids, taking them on trips and buying them elaborate educational toys. garak is the reserved victorian grandfather smoking a pipe in the study talking about The Old Days and ordering them around (especially in the garden, his knees aren't what they used to be.)

Bashir is still annoyed at the passage of time seeing fit to give his children (who, in his mind, are still kids) children of their own. Rude!

[novelconcepts]

My wife, exasperated: if you’re going to keep reading in the hammock all day, we really need to figure out shade for you

Me, properly lobstered after a single day: why?

[drumlincountry]

The untranslatable emotion of seeing people unironically share Yeats's poetry, as an irish person,

[adamshallperish]

every traditional irish song is in the key of d and called something like "i kicked my pal paddy murphy so hard he died but i could've sworn i saw his ghost dancing a jig at his wake" and then every single trad player you've ever met knows like three separate variations on it on four different instruments.

[bisexual-cyborg]

literally every season of ds9 the writers were coming up with wacky hijinks and political intrigues and then suddenly went ‘oh wait we have to put miles o’brien through his regularly scheduled dose of Unimaginable Horrors now’

[otasunestanblog]

Ready for Wicklow Pride!

[nuthin-up-my-sleeve]

I purposely don’t wear green on St. Patrick’s Day in hopes that I get pinched. I’ll even present the area I prefer pinching. Any volunteers?

[britneyshakespeare]

you know i am unfortunately so much like all of the men in my family

[asryr]

idk i think the mikaelsons should be inherently anti british. i think they should have a genetic urge to eat the english. it’s the viking dna.

[thresholdbb]

Janeway can’t help herself and adopts a slight Irish accent the second she steps into Sullivan’s

[moviebuff299]

I have a crush on Saoirse Ronan. She's so beautiful and so funny and her Irish accent is so cute and she's such a talented actress. I love her and would marry her.

[cargopantsman]

for whatever reason there has been a lot of cormac mccarthy on my dash

and people are losing their minds or whatever and it's when normal horo is even going into it and i'm like

...

this is just how mccarthy's are man

[urproblematicfav-arsonk]

I think it would've been funny if Lucius tried to flirt with Jack and he'd been like "oh sorry ur not my type I'm into ppl a little more Irish". Is Jack talking about Anne or Izzy we'll n e v e r k n o w