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neuvifuri · 1 year

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i did the whole kaveh hangout and it was perfect, but the part i most come back to is when kaveh’s mom met alhaitham’s parents and was like “these guys are so fucking boring and weird, i don’t think we’ll be friends” when, if they had lived, they would have been her son’s in-laws

#genshin impact #genshin spoilers #kaveh #kavetham #haikaveh #mine💫#i’m already imagining Things #for the fic i will never write but lives in my brain kaveh’s mom was a major character and i loved getting to hear her voice and thoughts #and also the second best part to me was the conversation w alhaitham at the house of daena #when kaveh runs off to sort books and alhaitham says fondly guess we’ll just wait here #and then asks after him when he’s gone since he knows he’d object if he could hear #and then the third best part is kaveh saying don’t bother to wait for alhaitham and tighnari is ok we won’t #and then kaveh says oh…. well we could wait a little though…

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wish-i-were-heather · 1 month

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i cant have an argument without crying wtf

#im not fucking sad #im not upset that im being yelled at #i know that im right #i just start crying and its so fucking humiliating #especially when arguing with my mom #like oh ok you already see me as an irrational teenager #and now im crying which makes me seem even less mature #even when im just trying to have a fucking conversation #but apparently im “having a meltdown” and overreacting??#as if youre not wtf #i thought it was universally decided that “are you on your period or something?” is annoying and demeaning #and we dont say that to other women #and all emotions are valid #even if you are on your period bc like tf #but i guess no im just an irrational teenage girl #and you can just walk away from the conversation #as if youre any more emotionally mature than me #and its over nothing #shes the most dramatic person in the world #i didnt even raise my voice #if she wants to use that demeaning ass tone #then im using it back #whatever this is stupid #ignore this

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coquelicoq · 2 months

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this relationship between the emperor and his favorite concubine is something else. because apparently she was his DAD'S concubine and she reminds him of his mom...he's like you're the only connection i have to my mother (presumably because she was friends with his mom, because they were concubines of the same guy, and because after his mom died she used to take care of him and make him the food his mom used to make him because she "loves children") and i'm sitting there like 😬 ok where are we going with this. then i get to the end of the show and discover they weren't going anywhere with it in particular. they were just like, we want this guy to have a mommy complex and we want you to know about it. okay. thanks i guess...

#i'm like is his mommy complex relevant? and they're like no 😇#like they didn't have any reason to make her that much older than him or to have her be one of his dad's concubines #it never becomes relevant #they could have left out that conversation in which they talked about her taking care of him as a kid and it wouldn't have affected anythin #and not that this show cares about relative time ('eight years ago' never makes any sense)#but it's also not to make ji shuran old enough to be ruoyao's mom or anything...li-fei is jsr's younger sister #if she had to be older than jsr then that would be one thing. but she isn't! she's younger!!#which also means 1) jsr is old enough to have a younger sister who's 2) old enough to be the former emperor's concubine #(as of at least eight years ago since we know it's at least that long since he died) and #3) the mommy figure of the current emperor who is currently an adult but was not an adult eight years ago even though #4) jsr has got to only be in her 30s based on sun-mama saying she's been with her since birth 'over 30 years ago'#the show is clearly not thinking about any of this though. they're just like 'wouldn't it be fun if the emperor was a lil messed up'#the double #incest cw #to be safe #because in a sense she is akin to his stepmom #my posts #it is kinda funny tho that the emperor went ok im going to imprint on this older sexually experienced woman who was married previously #and xiao heng went oh shit that sounds fun. me too

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moveslikekeithrichards · 1 year

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its so hard to talk about how traumatic it is to watch somebody be claimed by dementia without going "well i cant complain because at least i wasnt the one losing my mind (for now)" but that shit fucks you up so much. that ghost is going to haunt me for the rest of my life and all i can do is hope it Stays a ghost

#tiddytaco #b #thinking about it rn bc today while i was driving my mom home from pt #she saw someone she knew from years ago driving & was like FOLLOW THAT CAR & we met them in a parking lot #& the conversation turned to 'hey what the hell happened to your parents' pretty quickly bc our families hadnt been in touch #& it was a long conversation in the hobby lobby parking lot #& idk if itll ever Stop being fresh in my mind but now its Extra fresh in my mind #that whole time period was just so insane & awful #bc it was like Ok we're caring for both grandparents #& then my grandpa died #& all our pets at the time were very old #& when he died it occurred to me that we could easily lose both grandparents and all 3 pets within the year #it turned out to be like a long drawn-out year & a half from the first to the last #& looking back it seems impossible that is was that short a time period bc it felt like an eternity #we got off easy with grandpa bc he died before it got too bad but with grandma it just kept getting Worse #& the climax of the caring experience was traveling to take her to my uncle bc he wanted to take his shift caring for her #& that was so . So bad. SO bad #like it literally could not have gone more smoothly and it was SO bad #just thinking about it i feel like im there again i get so stressed out

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sodafizzyart · 7 months

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(ER AU)

Ok so I was stuck on either having ハンジ as an MD for ER/ED, ICU, or like infectious disease…but tbh their horrible work habits, love for action, and messy habits are ER lol.

リヴァイ is the only paramedic that actually shows up on time and can start an IV on anything, anywhere.

#ok so during my CC clinical there was an ER MD that literally was stoked to do a cardioversion and was so pumped that the vasovagal #straw method and meds didn’t work #also the conversation with the kiddo is uhm #a one way convo I had with a NICU baby #baby was going straight to foster care bc mom was an addict #I cried when feeding baby and poured out my heart to it in the ward #snk #aot #levihan fanart #levihan #levi ackerman #hanji zoe #hange zoe #shingeki no kyojin #attack on titan

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i-am-a-secret-ssshhh · 21 days

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A while ago I got into a very minor car accident where there was very little damage to my car (none to the other car), and no one was hurt, on my way to a job interview. This is what my mother had to say:

My mom: You know, I know you hate it when I say this, but sometimes, things happen for a reason.

Me: So God decided I shouldn't work at Dillard's.

Her: Maybe so.

Me: And which god would that be?

Her: *gives me a dirty look*

#relatable?#funny #hilarious #lol #relatable #conversations with my mom #conversations with my mother #my mom has actually said this #my mom said this #haha #humor #everyone is ok #don't worry #im experimenting with religion at the moment #thats why i asked that #even though i knew it would piss her off

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beeholyshit · 10 months

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You know you can't keep keeping secrets from your mom, she will eventually find out kid

#(🍰) *⁠.⁠✧ — Maroon #(☆) ｡⁠.ﾟ— Red #📖 //⁠ Pokespe comics #OK THIS ONE TOOK WAY MORE THAN THE OTHERS SINCE I REALLY WANT TO PUT MORE DETAIL ON THESE #I know I make them for fun but still #well.. fun haha this is not funny at all but yeah #anyways 🥰#you know that one scene of Red by his own thinking why is he still fighting and everything. it break my heart everytime I read it so #this is probably their last conversation before THAT happened #or at least their last serious and full conversation #still Red is so scared to tell his mom the truth because he doesn't want her getting hurt #HE IS ALREADY ENOUGH SCARED OF DEOXYS #also. knowing that what's happening has team rocket involved and that means Giovanni's involved as well... well #at this point Red doesn't know still what happened between him and Maroon but that only adds to the mix #I don't know if I have something more to say mmmm #my head is empty. I passed at least 3 days thingking about this and doing it AAA #pokespe parents #pokespe

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erisolkat · 2 months

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god i hate everyone

#who thought it would be cute to immediately start ribbing me about how hairy and bald and ugly im gonna be when i go on t #one. im taking minoxidil. two. i wanna be hairy. and three. im not transitioning to attract you guys im transitioning to attract other trans #people! other trans guys find it hot come on!#like ok so dads brother is out here rn right #so first mom tells me hes gonna ask me questions about being trans. ok fine.#second she starts going on about how i had to be emotionally vulnerable with like 3 different therapists for this. whatever.#then when i start participating in the conversation she immediately asks “so how are you feeling about losing all your hair”#THEN she has the audacity to say to my uncle “yeah its sort of a gamble hes either gonna end up hairy like the italian side or fairly #baby smooth like yall“ when she fucking KNOWS that im dysphoric about my lack of body hair #and this happens every time! and its out of nowhere constantly!#all the while the cis men in the room are fucking bullying me with all this toxic masculinity bullshit!#sometimes i just wish i had never come out is all im saying #kept this a secret until i became an adult yknow. yeah i would have to do everything myself but it wouldn't be like this #just because i told you that you could call me a fag doesnt mean youre suddenly allowed to do microagressions constantly #shes tickled to fucking death with calling my future bottom growth my “teenie weenie” what the fuck! what the fuck!!!#and meanwhile every time i try to say words or make a joke my dad and grandpa jump on the fucking opportunity to correct me! or cut me off!#sorry im fucking exhausted i barely slept at all the night before last and got i think maybe 7 hours of sleep at most last night #and i just got out of therapy which always wears me out

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minglana · 3 months

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i dont even need to come out to my mom to have a terrible time at home. i can simply choose not to shave and she'll give me the same shit for it

#'i dont like imagining you so so hairy' ok then stop imagining me. its as simple as that #like just so yall know. since i stopped shaving i dont wear shorts in the summer #mainly to spare the comments from my mom but also i just dont like showing my legs #so my mom doesnt actually know how hairy i am (very hairy).#she also said that i turned out the complete opposite to (the women of) her side of the family.#like no. maybe i just turned out to be a lesbian. and a feminist. but mostly a lesbian #shes also pressuring me to get laser hair removal for my facial hair (i have to shave my chin every day #lest i get a prepubescent teenage boys facial hair and my mom says something about it (she already does))#and i dont wanna get laser hair removal bc what if one day i decide to go on t and i WANT facial hair. i wont be able to grow it #obviously i cant give her that reason so the only reason i give her is that ive talked to ppl that said that it hurt a lot (which is true)#idk its just. every summer its the same conversation over and over and over. and idk how to get her to jump off my dick abt it yknow #z xarre

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thoughtfulseason · 4 months

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i got that edwin payne in me the way he’s kind and sneaky for the same thing. in his case doing the good for ghosts and to have an excuse to not come back to hell

#remembered a conversation with my mom how i wanted to do good for this girl #shes like did you though? without no other reason? uh ok you got me there #edwin payne #dbd

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torchickentacos · 4 months

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#vent post #ok to rb without screenshotting the tags but idk why you'd do that anyways #I'm once again wishing every fellow adult living with their parents a very 'I'm sorry o7'#mom's getting on my case about 'not wanting to be part of the family'#but if dinners are always silent and uncomfortable with all of us not talking then I think it's normal for me to leave the table #when I'm done eating. it's not 'not wanting to be part of the family' it's just not wanting to be somewhere awkward as hell lmfao #like oh okay sorry let me sit here for another fifteen minutes silently bc y'all ignore every conversation I try to start. jesus christ.#goddddddddddddddddddd fuck the housing market lmao #I love my family but I'd like them a hell of a lot more if I didn't live here #a little distance does wonders #anywaysssss sending love to everyone else who is perpetually stuck at home. esp oldest siblings and ill folk 🤝#we'll get out eventually #no more silent dinners and people who find your optimism and attempts to lighten the mood to be juvenile #stay miserable and pragmatic and 'realist'. no joy or whimsy. fucking whatever. I'm not sinking down to cynicism.#what's the opposite of being the moody black sheep of the family lmao. I'm the only one who seems to enjoy being unserious #ok. vent over but fr anyone else stuck at home when they don't want to be: i love you and we'll figure it out in time. things WILL work out #delete later???

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songtwo · 5 months

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most of the time i feel like im just an average person like i know im really lucky to be living my dreams working a job i love in the city i always wanted to live in like i know im a very lucky and privileged person bc most ppl don’t get any of that but most of the time i also forget it’s not just that like most ppl in my hometown never get out and don’t even go to college and like even in my family im still the only one to ever attend university and move to the city which is just crazy like it’s so crazy to me to think im not really average specially not where i come from which is idk so weird

#like we ran into this neighbour yesterday and he literally said he talked to his son abt how i went to college and now im living in the #city as some success story and as if that was something so extraordinary and it’s like. omg #like it was all just natural to me study a lot get into a good college get a job in the music industry move to the city #like i never gave it much thought i just did what i had to so to me it was never like this Huge thing any of it #and my mom was also telling me abt how her friends always bring me up in conversation to talk abt how ‘great’ i am while their children #just aren’t like 😭#like idk i just don’t really think of myself #so when me and my life are brought it’s like . wow ok #like in uni moving and going to college was the norm and in the city i meet so many ppl who moved to pursue their dreams everyday so #its also become the norm to me #so when im remembered it’s not the norm at all where i come from is crazy

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widevibratobitch · 1 year

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shut up about your diet shut up about your diet if i hear the words 'intermittent fasting' again ill kill someone

#do people really dont fucking talk about anything else these days?#been visiting my aunt and uncle in norway for two weeks. been here for ten days and every. fucking. day. there has been talk about #intermittent fucking fasting cause my uncle is doing it now and talks about it fucking constantly.#he saw i was very uncomfortable. asked why. i said why. he said ok i wont talk to you about it.#next day. guess what was the number 1 topic of conversation lmao #now i hear him talking to his mom on the phone and he literally just told her she should try it too and then the worst fucking sentence ever #'well if you feel hungry you should drink a glass of water' i felt as if someone slapped me lmao literally could murder someone rn #like. obviously. i have no right to demand anything from anyone. but fyi if you speak to me about your fucking weight loss diet #i will flay myself in front of you <3 no hard feelings. peace and love.

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opens-up-4-nobody · 1 year

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House MD, my beloved 🖤

#way back in lile 2014. i found out my mom had cancer in the middle of watching house md #idk but thats really funny to me. i think bc my dad made me pase the episode. we had the conversation. and then i was like ok well #id like to go back to watching thr cancer show now if were done sitting in awkward silence now. which is like a goblin thing to do #but like it wasnt a huge shock bc we knew she had a tumor and all that and i didnt understand how to relate to ppl as well back then #but yea did not stop me watching house for even 2 seconds. and almost 10 years later my mom is still getting cancer treatment #booo. fuck that 👎👎👎#idk the amount of anxiety in my body today has been unhinged and i thought. what will make me feel better?#the medical malpractice show. and i was right lol #its fun to watch him solve the problems and i love wilson #unrelated

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hellishfig · 8 months

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my 23rd birthday was a couple days ago

and i have had so many conversations with friends and i've read so much about how getting older is not only okay, it's good

but a couple of friends came over very late the night before my birthday so they could be there at midnight and sing happy birthday to me (because they're the best and i love them)

and they did the "are you ONE, are you TWO, are you THREE" thing

all the way to 23

and they did it soooooooo slowly

and that kind of gave me an existential crisis? hearing the years get counted away? it took probably 30 seconds to a minute but it felt like forever, and all i could feel was the time passing

i keep thinking about being a kid and the joy and excitement that each birthday brings, how getting older is something to celebrate

i feel like 23 is the age (for me at least) where the joy of getting older begins to fade. i'm an adult now. i have worries and concerns about getting a job and what i want to do with my life, and it feels a lot more immediate

however, i still dressed up as a princess and had my friends come over and make powerpoints about things they're interested in so they could infodump to me

getting older doesn't mean giving up the things that make you happy

so here's a picture of me at 23 (face hidden for privacy) dressed as a princess to remind everyone (including me) that dress up doesn't have an age limit and neither does fun

happy birthday to me!

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saaltskies · 8 months

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i went to bed right after finishing the epilogue but i am now awake and can put my silly little rant here

#pokemon sv dlc spoilers #pokemon scarlet and violet dlc spoilers #sv dlc spoilers #ok first of all NOT PENNY CALLING MY MOM HOT IN FRONT OF ME #EXCUSE ME????#glad to know penny is into milfs #anyways #it was soooo fun seeing how the three acted as house guests #nemonas the perfect house guest shes super polite and enthusiastic offering to help with stuff fantastic #penny is just vibing and having a good time #and arven is all stressed and anxious about being polite enough bestie calm down its fine #also YES nemona and kieran meeting #ive been wanting them to meet so bad this whole time #wish i could have gotten more nemona and carmine interactions #but ya this event was so silly goofy #oh and i sent out ogerpon in the battle against pecharunt and she reacted that was fun #around the time nemona disappeared i was freaking out bc right before in the remote finding conversation she wasnt saying anything #and i was like NEMONA?? ARE YOU OK?? bro whys she so quiet #i was surprised at first when kieran lost to nemona and by a lot #but ig it makes sense first of all nemonas probably gotten a lot stronger since we last fought her #especially now that she has a rival #and two kierans team is built for double battles #anyways that was fun!#my first class of the day was cancelled so ill be able to do stuff #i havent done anything after beating the story i just went to bed #weeeeee #back to scarleting the violet

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