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misty-moth · 5 months
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One year anniversary of loving Arthur!!! 🥳🥳🥳
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Routes finished in the year: 17
I shall write the tale of how it all started below~ warning: rambling, simping, cheesiness
So I started off in ikepri on April 25th, 2023 after seeing Yves on fb. After ~5 days I decided I loved it (pretty bois and no ads 🙌) so I checked what other games they had.
Fun fact: I adore vampires. My Twilight phase did a number on my psyche.
So ikevamp became an obvious choice, and as it was downloading I thought about what type of character I’d like the most. My conclusion was “whichever vampire actually likes being a vampire and will bite me gdi.”
I think we know where this is going.
So I started the prologue thinking “is this guy one of the options? I mean, he must be, he has a sprite” (sorry Comte). Up next I saw Napo with “ooo I like his hair :3c”, nodded, and kept my options open.
Then Arthur showed up, and I had that moment of THAT ONE. That’s right, it was love at first sight 🫰😌 more characters popped up and as it kept going, I highkey became concerned with myself 😅 “…in this house of incredibly important and interesting historical figures, am I really going for the author of Sherlock? I’ve never considered his existence before. I don’t even like Sherlock” 😭
And yet, I loved him greatly from the moment I saw him. He was my first route, and I had a goofy smile the whole time. If I had time to wonder is this just because he’s my first route? it didn’t last long.
Part of me wants to eventually write up a huge post on why I love him so much… it gets kinda sentimental and irl-filled so I won’t go into it here 😅
But the other part likes just the daily simping, art appreciation, fic reading, and keyboard mashing about him with everyone 🥹 so for now, on this post, I shall just say that he’s been a very lovely presence in my very chaotic noggin 💙
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loverlocket · 1 year
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making another long ass post with all the songs i’ve added to my song of the day playlist while i wasn’t posting on here! if you notice a few artists repeating over and over and over it’s because i’m obsessive and crazy, hope this helps <3
april 15: the birthday party — the 1975
april 16: mclean’s baby boy — neighbor susan
april 17: cyclone — maude latour
april 18: cornelia street — taylor swift
april 19: if i could fly — one direction
april 20: waterfalls — the wldlfe
april 21: kleenex — baby boys
april 22: hot crush lover — blu detiger
april 23: tornado warnings — sabrina carpenter
april 24: i can’t be with you — the cranberries
april 25: happily — one direction
april 26: daylight — taylor swift
april 27: the alcott (feat. taylor swift) — the national
april 28: meltdown — niall horan
april 29: high infidelity — taylor swift
april 30: american jesus — nessa barrett
may 1: weird! — yungblud
may 2: alone — halsey
may 3: pool house — the backseat lovers
may 4: i wish you would — taylor swift
may 5: 505 — arctic monkeys
may 6: wildflower — 5 seconds of summer
may 7: find you — new friends
may 8: everything has changed (feat. ed sheeran) (taylor’s version) — taylor swift
may 9: 1994 — cavetown
may 10: blondes — blu detiger
may 11: my kink is karma — chappell roan
may 12: barely on my mind — the regrettes
may 13: forever & always (taylor’s version) — taylor swift
may 14: hey stephen (taylor’s version) — taylor swift
may 15: ghosts! — sophie cates
may 16: things i wish you said — sabrina carpenter
may 17: coney island (feat. the national) — taylor swift
may 18: teardrops on my guitar — taylor swift
may 19: love story (taylor’s version) — taylor swift
may 20: phases — maeve touhey
may 21: superstar (taylor’s version) — taylor swift
may 22: red (taylor’s version) — taylor swift
may 23: mary’s song (oh my my my) — taylor swift
may 24: you all over me (feat. maren morris) (taylor’s version) (from the vault) — taylor swift
may 25: hope ur ok — olivia rodrigo
may 26: you’re somebody else — flora cash
may 27: two weeks ago — maisie peters
may 28: hits different — taylor swift
may 29: snow on the beach (feat. more lana del rey) — taylor swift
may 30: hotline (edit) — billie eilish
may 31: holy ground (taylor’s version) — taylor swift
june 1: you need to calm down — taylor swift
june 2: phases — maggie lindemann
june 3: (she’s) sexy + 17 — stray cats
june 4: where do broken hearts go — one direction
june 5: i don’t wanna live forever (fifty shades darker) — zayn & taylor swift
june 6: love at first fight — lany
june 7: the only exception — paramore
june 8: science — niall horan
june 9: haunted — taylor swift
june 10: how does your girlfriend feel about it — chloe lilac
june 11: wow (feat. sabrina carpenter) - remix — zara larsson
june 12: walking the dogs — sophie cates
june 13: i’m too pretty for this — claire rosinkranz
june 14: white flag — clairo
june 15: disappear — sophie cates
june 16: is it true — tame impala
june 17: backyard boy — claire rosinkranz
june 18: summer bummer (feat. a$ap rocky & playboi carti) — lana del rey
june 19: goldie — a$ap rocky
june 20: under the weather — mac miller
june 21: brazil — declan mckenna
june 22: the good witch — maisie peters
june 23: brooklyn baby — lana del rey
june 24: sister golden hair — america
june 25: jane — jefferson starship
june 26: part of the band — the 1975
june 27: lie — nessa barrett
june 28: bsc — maisie peters
june 29: vampire — olivia rodrigo
june 30: milk — the 1975
july 1: july — hunny
july 2: 143 — the know
july 3: get free — lana del rey
july 4: end game — taylor swift, ed sheeran, & future
july 5: violets for roses — lana del rey
july 6: when emma falls in love (taylor’s version) (from the vault) — taylor swift
july 7: i can see you (taylor’s version) (from the vault) — taylor swift
july 8: superman (taylor’s version) — taylor swift
july 9: last kiss (taylor’s version) — taylor swift
july 10: electric touch (feat. fall out boy) (taylor’s version) (from the vault) — taylor swift
july 11: satisfied ? — jayden bartels
july 12: wendy — maisie peters
july 13: screw time — claire rosinkranz
july 14: castles crumbling (feat. hayley williams) (taylor’s version) (from the vault) — taylor swift
july 15: ruby tuesday — the rolling stones
july 16: no sleep till brooklyn — beastie boys
july 17: pale blue eyes — the velvet underground
july 18: charlotte sometimes - single version — the cure
july 19: jet black heart - live from the royal albert hall — 5 seconds of summer
july 20: the girl who cried wolf — 5 seconds of summer
july 21: catch fire — 5 seconds of summer
july 22: teenage dream - live — 5 seconds of summer
july 23: easy for you to say — 5 seconds of summer
july 24: the band and i — maisie peters
july 25: don’t you (taylor’s version) (from the vault) — taylor swift
july 26: me — the 1975
july 27: up to me — lany
july 28: how to draw / petrichor — the 1975
july 29: seashore — the regrettes
july 30: superfruit — maude latour
july 31: annabel lee — silver cup
august 1: august — taylor swift
august 2: what was i made for? [from the motion picture “barbie”] — billie eilish
august 3: xxl — lany
august 4: settle down — the 1975
august 5: roll over, baby — lany
august 6: cruel summer — taylor swift
august 7: end of the day — one direction
august 8: talk to myself — nessa barrett
august 9: new romantics — taylor swift
august 10: bad idea right? — olivia rodrigo
august 11: bags - recorded at electric lady studios — clairo
august 12: the adults are talking — the strokes
august 13: stuck on us — claire rosinkranz & aidan bissett
august 14: seeing stars — børns
august 15: 3am — halsey
august 16: ptolemaea — ethel cain
august 17: oxytocin — billie eilish
august 18: all the things she said — poppy
august 19: hell is a teenage girl — nessa barrett
august 20: football game — sophie cates
august 21: playing on my mind — the 1975
august 22: bandages — lexi jayde
august 23: afterglow — taylor swift
august 24: ruby — kaiser chiefs
august 25: hell ain’t a bad place to be — ac/dc
august 26: waste the night — 5 seconds of summer
august 27: british bombs — declan mckenna
august 28: honeymoon avenue - live from london — ariana grande
august 29: if you wanna — the vaccines
august 30: into the black — chromatics
august 31: end of beginning — djo
september 1: there it goes — maisie peters
september 2: stadium love — metric
september 3: youngblood — 5 seconds of summer
september 4: vintage — blu detiger
september 5: inc. — dori valentine
september 6: story of another us — 5 seconds of summer
september 7: carousel — 5 seconds of summer
september 8: teenage dream — olivia rodrigo
september 9: lacy — olivia rodrigo
september 10: the grudge — olivia rodrigo
september 11: thin white lies — 5 seconds of summer
september 12: bleach — 5 seconds of summer
september 13: outer space / carry on — 5 seconds of summer
september 14: you signed up for this — maisie peters
september 15: she looks so perfect — 5 seconds of summer
september 16: bad omens — 5 seconds of summer
september 17: caramel — 5 seconds of summer
september 18: all-american bitch — olivia rodrigo
september 19: ballad of a homeschooled girl — olivia rodrigo
september 20: love is embarrassing — olivia rodrigo
september 21: best years — 5 seconds of summer
september 22: disconnected — 5 seconds of summer
september 23: come when you call — tv girl
september 24: easier - live from the vault — 5 seconds of summer
september 25: home is where the hurt is — lany
september 26: can’t replace you — keira kennedy
september 27: personal best — maisie peters
september 28: there it goes - acoustic — maisie peters
september 29: ilysb - stripped — lany
september 30: no — lany
october 1: october country — october country
october 2: when it was over — grace enger
october 3: sugar & cinnamon — lany
october 4: flowers on the floor — lany
october 5: love me — the 1975
october 6: heart out — the 1975
october 7: brb / kiss — lany
october 8: hericane — lany
october 9: broken home — 5 seconds of summer
october 10: get him back! — olivia rodrigo
and after 40 minutes of typing, we’re all caught up! side note: this list makes it very easy to track album releases i was excited about AND the four recent concerts i went to (and the resulting pcd)
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bottombaron · 3 years
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spoilers for what if...?
some quick thoughts on the first Marvel What If...? episode that are almost all Bucky related big surprise:
i froth at the mouth at any small moment of pre-ws!Bucky like a stranded survivor of a shipwreck. yes pls all of it, i need more. my desire to know who traumatized characters were pre-trauma is like an un-quenchable thirst.
that being said, i'm loving the idea the Bucky was just...a big fucking himbo. a nerdy silly himbo. there's nothing more satisfying than a super pretty competent person wowing you with some big time dork energy.
his lines were so groan worthy which is why i loved them. looking back it's a pretty obvious choice to make Bucky Barnes pre-Winter Soldier just Bucky Barnes from the comic books. he tells bad jokes, he's a damsel in distress, he's there for a reaction shot or two, and best of all he's got the worst one-liners.
my kingdom for Bucky of today going back to his bad one liners, honestly i would pay marvel to have Bucky throw a knife in someone's face, blood is everywhere, and he just goes, "knife to meet you." (Sam is floored. he goes through the 5 stages of grief in ten seconds and ends up laughing so hard his lungs hurt. redwing has it recorded and sam revisits it when he needs to)
the part where Steve gets back into the Hydra Smasher and falls on his face is peak stevebucky tho. Bucky is unconcerned, makes light of it, and there's even some light teasing. i have to highlight this for the purpose of Bucky's characterization in fanfic in terms of how he treats Steve, especially pre-serum Steve: he doesn't baby him. he doesn't mother-hen or overprotect Steve. he knows Steve is tough, he's spent years picking him up off of alleyway pavements, he's not going to act like a helicopter mom.
which i really appreciate because i'm tired of the treatment of Bucky as not also being a reckless kid in this war. Steve and Bucky don't have the dynamic of the Reasonable Adult and their Troublesome Kid i've seen sometimes in fic. they're both hooligans. Bucky comes off as the more cautious one sure, but it's just slightly. and that very slight difference gets overblown sometimes which feels disingenuous to a character that's in his 20s (like do you know bros in their 20s,,,do you?? they're still trying to run up walls and do backflips. they still think they're invincible. 20 year old men are the stupidest people on the planet. and i can say that as a man almost 30) and, by all accounts, ran mayhem in Brooklyn right next to his best friend.
just. don't forget Bucky Barnes is a young stupid pretty himbo okay?
speaking of disingenuous characterizations: what was that hetero bullshit with Peggy being more distraught over Steve's 'death' than Bucky????
are.you.kidding.me.
i feel this righteous anger burning over this, which i'm sure will come to a bigger rant at some point but really? fucking really?
this is it. this is what straight people do. this is the straight agenda.
this isn't even just about Steve and Bucky they do this kind of bullshit all the time in media: character 1 has a long-lasting deep friendship with character 2. character 1 has a romantic subplot with character 3. character 1 and 3 barely know each other. character 1 dies and character 3 is somehow more distraught about this than character 2.
i fully expected Bucky to start trying to climb down the mountain to find Steve but nope!
he's just 'oh nooo~ he ded. whelp lets go hoes'
while the woman who knew Steve for maybe a few months is doing the Darth Vader 'noooo' moment
this does not make any character, story, or emotional logical sense. there's no fucking reason for this bullshit than blatant homophobia.
like fucking fine, lets not see Steve and Bucky interact in any way because I WONDER WHY
but even better
lets have Bucky not really emote over Steve's death, because a. that's gay, we don't want people to think we write gay characters (don't worry marvel we don't) so two men can't care or mourn for each other onscreen. and b. we've got our hetero romance to sell
Peggy Carter is a professional military woman. with experience.
Bucky Barnes is some kid from Brooklyn whose been fighting in a war he's been drafted in for maybe some handful of months.
but sure. yeah. his childhood best friend dying. he's the one whose going to have the professional cool head in this moment.
and it's the PROFESSIONAL MILITARY WOMAN whose going to forget her job and training and need to be pulled from grieving BY THE MAN WHO'S BEST FRIEND JUST 'DIED'
SURE JAN SURE
it's the homophobia that betrays the logic of the characters that really fucks me up y'know?
if you're betraying the honest emotional reactions of story and character because you're afraid of those things being perceived as gay: you're homophobic.
it's really that simple.
'i'm in. for Steve' lol. like god. i'm as tired as seb sounds i swear
and i know Sebastian '~the truth of the character~' Stan probably felt like his teeth were being pulled out with hot pliers reading these. how many times did the voice director have to say, 'ok. can we try it like you're not slowly decaying from the inside, hunny?'
barely any howling commandos and none of them had any lines other than Dum Dum. ok. yeah. ok.
so some high notes:
return of my favorite Stark: 1940's Howard!
i would die twenty times just to be able to see more of Dominic Cooper's Howard Stark. he's just the fucking best. earnest and cute and a bit of a mad scientist and i fucking adore him
i need the Howard Stark + Bucky Barnes sitcom now. pls and thank you.
i'll even take 5 minute vinaigrettes of the antics they'd be up to. two playboy nerds together is just a magical event, don't waste it! i can't believe i've been sleeping on this dynamic it's too good.
"BARNES STOLE A CAR"
i will be replaying this single moment for years. the serotonin it gives me.
stark is just. the most excited man ever to have seen someone hotwire a car??? how did this scene go i need to knoooooowwww
all frustrations aside, it was really cool to see Peggy Carter as Captain Britain. she's a great character and i love her so much. every moment she was legit thrashing n*zis with her big butch arms was thrilling and satisfying.
that truck shield flip is still doing things to me...
honestly upset that the sword Peggy was wielding wasn't a Zemo easter egg like i was hoping it was 😩
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thadelightfulone · 4 years
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All I Want... 25 Days of Christmas Challenge, Day 23
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December 25th - Part 2
Erik went around the back of the house and set the water down by the coolers. He grabbed one and stopped when he heard a group chatting near the dessert table.
“Did you see that fine ass brother that DeeDee brought home?” 
“Wait, the dude with dreads came with DeeDee?” She slurped her soda, “I thought he was with Crystal.”
“Nope, he’s been up under her all day. I don’t even know what he sees in the Ice Queen?”
“Ice Queen, though? Brittany, you wrong for that.���
“Listen. All I’m saying is that she doesn’t know what to do with all that man.”
“And you think you do?” 
He recognized Phyllis’ voice when she spoke up. 
“Hey Phyll. So, you know who we are talking about?” 
“Of course, I do. And trust me, DeeDee can’t handle him.” Phyllis looked them up and down. “Just like y’all can’t.” She added.
“But you think you can?” 
“Oh, I know that I can. He needs a woman with some experience.”
Erik walked over. “Hey Ladies.” He chuckled at the deer in headlight expressions on their faces.
A chorus of hellos rang out. Brittany and Kori smiled at him. 
“I don’t think I’ve met you all yet. Well, besides Phyllis.” He nodded her way.
She smiled and waved at him.
“We’re DeeDee’s cousins. I’m Brittany.” She pointed at the one with a soda, “And that’s Kori.”
“Nice to meet you both.” He turned to Phyllis, “Have you seen DeeDee, she wasn’t out front when I came back?”
“She went inside with Ma Dear.”
“Great, thanks.” He looked back at them, “It was a pleasure to meet you.”
Erik walked into the house from the backdoor.
“No, the pleasure was all mine,” Brittany said loud enough for Phyllis and Kori to hear her.
She fanned herself with a napkin and they all laughed.
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DeeDee was with her family in the living room. She was between her mom and Bev on a loveseat. Ma Dear and Miss Carrie were in their recliners. She was talking with her aunts and uncles, who were seated across the room. 
“So niece. Now that you earned your degree, what you gonna do?” Rob asked.
“Look for a full-time position teaching.”
“I thought you were already looking.” Gloria tapped DeeDee on her knee. 
“I have, I am. I visited some schools a few months back.”
“Well, what about your mentors? Isn’t someone retiring?” Ma Dear asked.
“Yeah, Dr. Bell is retiring.” DeeDee said, “She also told me that with the vacancy at Southern, I would be a shoo-in for the position if I applied for it.”
“That’s great news, sweetie.” Randi exclaimed.
 “Yeah, it is.”
“Are you gonna apply for it?” Kay asked. 
“Yeah, I mean I might as well.” 
“When will that be?” AJ spoke.
Erik followed the voices into the family room and waved to everyone. He walked up and stood behind DeeDee.
“As soon as the position is posted.” DeeDee responded, “I don’t know when that will be.”
“Good for you, DeeDee.” 
Erik’s head snapped to the side after the comment. DeeDee rolled her eyes when she heard Brandon’s voice. 
Brittany, Kori, and Phyllis walked in soon afterward. 
“Thank you.” DeeDee muttered.
“That’s right, DeeDee’s finally done with school.” Brittany faked her enthusiasm. 
“Yeah, I just earned my doctorate.”
“Hopefully, she will be my mentor next year.” Brandon winked at DeeDee.
“Not likely.” DeeDee spoke up.
“That’s cute.” Brittany waved her hand in the air.
“So, whose your little friend?” Kori asked.
“Erik, these are my cousins Brittany and Kori,” she pointed them out to him. “You met Bev on Friday.”
Erik smiled at Beverly and nodded towards Brittany and Kori. He placed his hand on DeeDee’s shoulder and she reached up to hold it. 
“So, how long have you two been dating?” Brittany asked. 
Erik gave her shoulder a squeeze and DeeDee took a deep breath before she answered. 
“Long enough.”
“Long enough for what?” Phyllis laughed.
“Does it really matter?” DeeDee eyed Phyllis.
“Actually, it does.”
“To who, Brittany? You and Kori?” DeeDee stood up, “One of you plan to take him like you did Gregory from Crystal?”
“Oooh, little miss DeeDee is getting some and now she think she grown grown.” Kori laughed.
“Oh hunny, he needs a real woman. Someone who can keep up with all of him.” Brittany spat.
“Phyllis, I thought you would be the only one but it looks like I may have to toss out my own flesh & blood, too.” Ma Dear sat up in her chair, “What is wrong with you girls?”
“DeeDee in here acting like she’s better than somebody.” Kori whined. 
“Because she got her degree and a man?” Kay rolled her eyes. “Y’all need to go on with that mess. Be happy for your cousin. He ain’t for you.”
“Yo, Erik you ready to play?” Darrick spoke up from his corner. All heads turned towards him. He grabbed the football from beside him and jumped up.
“Yeah, let’s go.” Erik walked past Brandon, “You should join us.”
“That’s not really my thing.”
Junior pulled Brandon along with him, “All you have to do is catch the ball.”
“You’ll even out the teams, young man.” AJ stood up from his seat and walked out of the room.
“You can impress the ladies, playboy.” Darrick was on Brandon’s other side.
“S- sure, I’ll play with you guys.” 
“Great.” Rob slapped Brandon on the back as he passed him. 
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Everyone went outside to watch the guys play touch football. DeeDee stayed on the porch with her aunts, Ma Dear and Miss Carrie. Her cousins were standing on the sidelines, even Crystal brought the babies back out to watch the game. The guys split into two teams of 3 - Rob, Junior, Erik and AJ, Darrick, Brandon. 
On the first play, AJ tossed the ball to Darrick. He ran the ball forward and threw it to Brandon, who was shoulder-checked by Erik. Brandon stumbled but was able to stay up.
“My bad, guy.” Erik said as he ran backward away from Brandon. 
Brandon shook it off and took the ball from AJ. He tossed it to an open Darrick, who caught it and ran forward. AJ ran alongside Darrick and protected him from Junior and Erik. Darrick made it to the end of the yard and spiked the ball. 
Claps and cheers came from the women. Darrick waved and bowed towards them.
Next play, Erik started with the ball and snapped it to Junior. Junior ran forward and spun around narrowly missing Darrick. Junior threw the ball to Rob who was checked by AJ. 
After they reset the play, Rob threw the ball to Junior, but it was intercepted by Darrick. Darrick threw the ball to Brandon, who caught it and pivoted to run the ball in the right direction. With the ball at his side, Brandon ran full speed past Rob and Junior until he was clotheslined by Erik right at the endzone.
“Oh my god, Brandon!” Phyllis cried.
The whole group flinched as they watched Brandon fly back and land with the football in his chest. 
“Oooh boy, I know that hurt!” Rob called out.
AJ held his chest in mock pain while Junior and Darrick laughed. Erik walked over and helped Brandon up. 
When they locked arms, Erik pulled Brandon up and into him. 
“Just so we’re clear. DeeDee is off-limits.”
Brandon only wheezed and coughed in his ear. Erik took the ball from him.
“Are we clear?”
“Crystal.” Brandon rasped.
“Great.” 
Erik released his hold on Brandon, who lost his balance and was held up by Darrick and Junior. 
“That’s game everyone.” Rob called out.
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Ma Dear and Miss Carrie stood up as the younger men brought Brandon back to the house. 
“Is he gonna be ok?” Phyllis followed the guys into the house. 
“Take him to the first bedroom, Junior.” Ma Dear said.
“Yes ma’am.”
Erik walked up to the house with Rob and AJ.
“Nice job, young blood.” Rob clapped him on the back. 
“If you were seeking Ma Dear’s approval, I think you got it.” AJ added.
“I just want hers.”
They all looked up to see DeeDee at the bottom of the steps. Rob and AJ nodded at her as they passed her on the steps. Erik stopped in front of her.
“Ready.” DeeDee blurted out.
“Get your things and we’ll say goodbye.”  
DeeDee bounced back into the house. Erik walked onto the porch, where all eyes were on him.
“Glory!” Randi called across the porch, “Worth it?”
“Absolutely,” Kay answered. 
Gloria stood up and walked towards him, “I know I don’t have to tell you.”
“No ma’am. She’s in good hands.” 
Gloria gave him a hug and then went inside. 
“That she is.” Ma Dear winked at him. “You’re welcome here anytime, Erik.”
“Thank you Ma Dear.” He gave her a hug and held the door open while she walked inside.  
Randi and Kay gave Erik hugs on their way into the house. 
DeeDee came out of the house with her bag and some plates. 
“You get enough baby?” Miss Carrie asked.
“Yes, Mama.”
She waved DeeDee over, “Alright, give me a hug. And let this man take you home.” 
DeeDee and Erik hugged Miss Carrie. She held onto their hands. 
“You be good to each other, ok.” She looked at Erik, “And don’t be a stranger.”
“Yes ma’am” They answered in unison. 
Erik leaned over and pecked her cheek. “Tell Bev, we said bye.”
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DeeDee reached over for Erik’s hand as soon as they settled into the car. She held them together on her lap. Erik let the smooth jazz Christmas music fill the air as he drove them back to her apartment. When he parked, he turned towards DeeDee.
“What’s on your mind?”
DeeDee doesn’t respond. She just gripped his hand. 
Erik took his other hand and ran it along her cheek, “A penny for your thoughts.”
She sighed and looked at him, “Over pie and ice cream?”
He smiled at her, “If that’s what you want.” 
“Yeah.” She nodded.
He released her hand and got out of the car. DeeDee waited while he came around to her side. Erik opened the door and helped her out. He got the food from the back seat and took her hand back.  
When they entered her place, Erik put the food away in the kitchen and DeeDee went to her room. She came out dressed in a black hoodie and gray yoga pants. 
“Do you want everything in a bowl or on a plate?” DeeDee asked him as she pulled out utensils.
“A plate is fine.” 
“Go get comfy.” She pointed to the back, “I’ll fix everything.”
“I want everything please.” He kissed her cheek and left the kitchen.
When Erik returned, DeeDee was not in the living room. He could hear soft music playing as he walked around. The curtains from her patio were moving. 
“I’m out here.” She called to him.
Erik walked outside and saw her laid out on her chaise lounge. 
“So, you just gonna copy me?” DeeDee pointed at him with her spoon. 
Erik was dressed in a black hoodie and gray sweatpants.
“You aren’t the only one who is comfy dressed like this. I wear suits all day, so I enjoy moments like this.”
He picked up her legs, slid in sideways on the end of the lounge chair and put her legs on his. DeeDee handed him his plate.
They sat in pleasant silence just eating their pie and ice cream. 
“There is so much on my mind and I just feel confused.” DeeDee spoke up.
Erik set his plate on the small table beside DeeDee and turned towards her.
“Start anywhere. What’s the first thing that you want to blurt out?”
“I’m scared, Erik.”
“What’s scaring you?”
DeeDee closed her eyes and then looked up at Erik. “I don’t want to stay here.” 
“So, this is about the newly opened position?” 
“Yes and no.”
“Then don’t apply for it.” 
“They’re basically handing it to me. And everyone expects me to take it.” 
“They expect you to take it, but what do you want?”
“A new opportunity in another state. Remember, I want to teach and travel with my research.” 
“I know that. So what's the real issue, Dee? 
He looked over at her and saw her eyes gloss over. He placed her bowl on top of his plate, grabbed her waist and pulled her into his arms. 
“What if I don’t get any offers? It’s been almost 2 months and I have not heard from anyone. And then there’s you. I mean what about us? This is new and I’m just-” She rushed out and then sighed into his chest. 
Erik lifted her chin so DeeDee was looking at him. “Don’t worry about me. I will be here.” He leaned forward, touching his lips to hers. “I found you and I am not letting you go.” He whispered against her lips. 
“Do you think we can make it work?” She looked up at him, “I mean, from wherever I end up working?” 
“I know we can, but you need to know that, too.” 
DeeDee kissed him back and laid her head against his chest.
He rubbed her back, “We’ll figure it out.”
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Goodbye to the Decade: Aesthetic Series
3) Songs
After the series and the books, in this week here are 9 fragments of songs that I liked this decade, since I know that there aren’t so many spanish speakers between you, here is a translation of what the central song says “If there is nothing left to talk about, if there is nothing left to shut up, how can it hurt so much?” is Diciembre by La Oreja De Van Gogh
Like the previous posts in the series a keep reading it’s here, because warning here is the full list of all the songs that I have from this decade, and when I say all of them I mean all of them.No Particular order in them. Congratulations if you make till the end, if not, well I can’t blame you xD
Mirrors by Justin Timberlake 2013
Radioactive by Imagine Dragons 2012
Demons by Imagine Dragons 2012
Counting Stars by OneRepublic 2013
Really Really by Winner 2017
Russian Roulette by Red Velvet 2016
Troublemaker by Troublemaker 2011
Mean by Taylor Swift 2010
Better Than Revenge by Taylor Swift 2010
We Are Never Getting Back Together by Taylor Swift 2012
I Knew You Were Trouble by Taylor Swift 2012
All Too Well by Taylor Swift 2012
Shake It Off by Taylor Swift 2014
Blank Space by Taylor Swift 2014
Bad Blood by Taylor Swift 2014
Look What You Make Me Do by Taylor Swift 2017
You Need To Calm Down by Taylor Swift 2019
Paper Rings by Taylor Swift 2019
The Man by Taylor Swift 2019
Closer by The Chainsmokers & Halsey 2016
Sad Girls by Melo Moreno 2018
Ocean Eyes by Billie Eilish 2016
Bellyache by Billie Eilish 2017
Hostage by Billie Eilish 2017
My Boy by Billie Eilish 2017
Bad Guy by Billie Eilish 2019
You Should See Me In A Crown by Billie Eilish 2019
My Strange Addiction by Billie Eilish 2019
Ilomilo by Billie Eilish 2019
Pump Up Kicks by Foster The People 2010
Burn by Ellie Goulding 2013
Just The Way You Are by Bruno Mars 2010
Talking To The Moon by Bruno Mars 2010
The Lazy Song by Bruno Mars 2010
Grenade by Bruno Mars 2011
Locked Out Of Heaven by Bruno Mars 2012
When I Was Your Man by Bruno Mars 2012
Stronger (What Doesn’t Kill You) by Kelly Clarkson 2011
Stitches by Shawn Mendes 215
Treat You Better by Shawn Mendes 2016
Señorita by Shawn Mendes & Camila Cabello 2019
Born This Way by Lady Gaga 2011
Blow Me (One Last Kiss) by P!nk 2012
Elastic Heart by Sia 2013
Cheap Thrills by Sia & Sean Paul 2016
Up In The Air by 30 Seconds To Mars 2013
Gangnam Style by PSY 2012
Daddy by PSY 2015
Voodoo Doll by VIXX 2013
When Can I See You Again by Owl City 2012
Uza by AKB48 2012
Love Me Harder by Ariana Grande 2014
Into You by Ariana Grande 2015
Side To Side by Ariana Grande 2016
Thank U, Next by Ariana Grande 2018
Love The Way You Lie by Eminem & Rihanna 2010
The Monster by Eminem & Rihanna 2013
Hotter Than Hell by Dua Lipa 2016
Only Girl (In The World) by Rihanna 2010
Rude Boy by Rihanna 2010
All Of Me by John Legend 2013
No Need To Talk by C-Luv 2014
Papercut by Zedd & Troye Sivan 2015
Misery by Maroon 5 2010
Moves Like Jagger by Maroon 5 & Christina Aguilera 2011
Payphone by Maroon 5 2012
One More Night by Maroon 5 2012
Lucky Strike by Maroon 5 2012
The Man Who Never Lied by Maroon 5 2012
Animals by Maroon 5 2014
Maps by Maroon 5 2014
Sugar by Maroon 5 2015
Lips On You by Maroon 5 2017
Stressed Out by Twenty One Pilots 2015
Ride by Twenty One Pilots 2015
Heathens by Twenty One Pilots 2016
Chlorine by Twenty One Pilots 2018
Teenage Dream by Katy Perry 2010
Firework by Katy Perry 2010
Corazón En La Maleta by Luis Fonsi 2014
Lego House by Ed Sheeran 2011
Thinking Out Loud by Ed Sheeran 2014
Shape Of You by Ed Sheeran 2017
I Want You To Know by Zedd & Selena Gomez 2015
Burning In The Skies by Linkin Park 2010
Waiting For The End by Linkin Park 2010
Iridescent by Linkin Park 2010
The Catalyst by Linkin Park 2010
Lost In The Echo by Linkin Park 2012
In My Remains by Linkin Park 2012
Burn It Down by Linkin Park 2012
Lies Greed Misery by Linkin Park 2012
I’ll Be Gone by Linkin Park 2012
Castle Of Glass by Linkin Park 2012
Victimized by Linkin Park 2012
Skin To Bone by Linkin Park 2012
Powerless by Linkin Park 2012
A Light That Never Comes by Steve Aoki & Linkin Park 2013
Guilty All The Same by Linkin Park 2014
War by Linkin Park 2014
Wastelands by by Linkin Park 2014
Until It’s Gone by Linkin Park 2014
Rebellion by Linkin Park 2014
Final Masquerade by Linkin Park 2014
Darker Than Blood by Steve Aoki & Linkin Park 2015
Nobody Can Save Me by Linkin Park 2017
Good Goodbye by Linkin Park & Pusha T & Stormzy 2017
Talking To Myself by Linkin Park 2017
Battle Symphony by Linkin Park 2017
Invisible by Linkin Park 2017
Heavy by Linkin Park & Kiiara 2017
Sorry For Now by Linkin Park 2017
Halfway Right by Linkin Park 2017
One More Light by Linkin Park 2017
Sharp Edges by Linkin Park 2017
50 Ways To Say Goodbye by Train 2012
60’s Cardin by Glen Check 2011
Paint It Gold by Glen Check 2013
I’ve Got This Feeling by Glen Check 2013
Ain’t My Fault by Zara Larsson 2016
Oh Nana by K.A.R.D 2016
Solo by Jay Park 2015
Mommae by Jay Park & Ugly Duck 2015
Me Like Yuh by Jay Park & Hoody 2016
All I Wanna Do by Jay Park & Hoody & Loco 2016
Teardrops by Emmelie De Forest 2013
Calm After The Storm by The Common Linnets 2014
Tonight Again by Guy Sebastian 2014
Golden Boy by Nadav Guedj 2015
Goodbye To Yesterday by Elina Born & Stig Rästa 2015
Heroes by Måns Zelmerlöw 2015
Alter Ego by Minus One 2016
Occidentalis Karma by Francesco Gabbani 2017
Fuego by Eleni Foureira 2018
Bboom Bboom by Momoland 2018
Cool For The Summer by Demi Lovato 2015
Solo by Clean Bandit &  Demi Lovato 2018
Busted by Electroboyz & C-Luv 2013
MaBoy 3 by Electroboyz & Nana 2013
Lo Malo by Aitana & Ana Guerra 2018
My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Light Em Up) by Fall Out Boy 2013)
Centuries by Fall Out Boy 2014
Immortals by Fall Out Boy 2014
Closer by Oh My Girl 2015
Control by Halsey 2015
Graveyard by Halsey 2016
Don’t Go Breaking My Heart by Backstreet Boys 2018
Feel It Still by Portugal. The Man 2017
Venus by Hello Venus 2012
Do You Want Some Tea by Hello Venus 2013
I’m Ill by Hello Venus 2015
Wiggle Wiggle by Hello Venus 2015
La La La by Naughty Boy & Sam Smith 2013
Hymn For The Weekend by Coldplay & Beyonce 2015
Love Myself by Hailee Steinfeld 2015
Female Robbery by The Neighbourhood 2012
Sweater Weather by The Neighbourhood 2013
Cry Baby by The Neighbourhood 2015
Daddy Issues by The Neighbourhood 2015
Go Crazy! by 2PM 2014
Playboy by EXO 2015
Monster by EXO 2016 
One Woman Army by Porcelain Black 2014
Need You Now by Lady Antebellum 2010
Just A Kiss Goodnight by Lady Antebellum 2011 
Little Apple by Chopstick Brothers 2014
Handclap by Fitz And The Tantrums 2016
Hann by (G)I-DLE 2018 
Youngblood by 5 Seconds Of Summer 2018
Easier by 5 Seconds Of Summer 2019
Teeth by 5 Seconds Of Summer 2019
Pretty Woman by Hebe Tien 2015
Fiction by Highlight 2011
Good Luck by Highlight 2014
Impermeable by Ha*Ash 2011
Lo Aprendí De Ti by Ha*Ash 2014
Peligro by Reik 2011
Que Ganó Olvidándote by Reik 2016
Spanglish by Reik 2016
Ya Me Enteré by Reik 2016
Barbie De Extrarradio by Melendi 2010
Canción De Amor Caducada by Melendi 2010
Lágrimas Desordenadas by Melendi 2012
Cheque Al Portamor by Melendi 2012
Tocado y Hundido by Melendi 2014
Otro Lío De Melendi by Melendi 2014
La Casa No Es Igual by Melendi 2016
Sor María by Maná 2011
Mayday by Oran-G 2011
Mi Novia Se Me Está Poniendo Vieja by Ricardo Arjona 2011
Lo Poco Que Tengo by Ricardo Arjona 2014
La Niña Que Llora En Tus Fiestas by La Oreja de Van Gogh 2011
Cometas Por El Cielo by La Oreja de Van Gogh 2011
El Primer Día Del Resto De Mi Vida by La Oreja de Van Gogh 2013
Estoy Contigo by La Oreja de Van Gogh 2016
Diciembre by La Oreja de Van Gogh 2016
Verano by La Oreja de Van Gogh 2016
Camino De Tú Corazón by La Oreja de Van Gogh 2016
Intocables by La Oreja de Van Gogh 2016
No Vales Más Que Yo by La Oreja de Van Gogh 2016
Cuando Menos Lo Merezca by La Oreja de Van Gogh 2016
Mi Pequeño Gran Valiente by La Oreja de Van Gogh 2016
Siempre by La Oreja de Van Gogh 2016
Bang! by After School 2010
Love Love Love by After School 2010
Someone Is You by After School 2010
Let’s Step Up by After School 2011
Shampoo by After School 2011
Virgin by After School 2011
Play Ur Love by After School 2011
Dream by After School 2011
Are You Doing Ok? by After School 2011
Funky Man by After School 2011
Into The Night Sky by After School 2011
Hollywood by After School 2011
Wonderboy by After School 2011
Lady by After School 2011
Ready To Love by After School 2011
Love Letter by After School & Son Dambi & Minhyun & Baekho & Xiyeon 2011
Rambling Girls by After School 2012
Broken Heart by After School 2012
Just In Time by After School 2012
Gimme Love by After School 2012
Miss Futuristic by After School 2012
Tell Me by After School 2012
Rip Off by After School 2012
Flashback by After School 2012
Eyeline by After School 2012
Wristwatch by After School 2012
8 Hot Girl by After School 2013
First Love by After School 2013
Dressing Room by After School 2013
Time’s Up by After School 2013
Love Beat by After School 2013
Heaven by After School 2013
Crazy Driver by After School 2013
Shh by After School 2014
Rock It! by After School 2014
Week by After School 2014
Dress To Kill by After School 2014
Ms. Independent by After School 2014
Triangle by After School 2014
Yes No Yes by After School 2014
In The Moonlight by After School 2014
Spotlight by After School 2014
Lucky Girl by After School 2014
Shine by After School 2015
Magic Girl by Orange Caramel 2010
Aing~♥ by Orange Caramel 2010
One Love by Orange Caramel 2010
Bangkok City by Orange Caramel 2011
Shanghai Romance by Orange Caramel 2011
Close Your Eyes by Orange Caramel 2011
Funny Hunny by Orange Caramel 2011
Yashashii Akuma by Orange Caramel 2012
Bubble Bath by Orange Caramel 2012
Milkshake by Orange Caramel 2012
Lipstick by Orange Caramel 2012
Lamu No Love Song by Orange Caramel 2012
Dashing Through The Snow In High Heels by Orange Caramel & NU’EST 2012
Cookie, Cream & Mint by by Orange Caramel 2013
Tenshi No Wink by Orange Caramel 2013
Red Shoes by Orange Caramel 2013
Catallena by Orange Caramel 2014
So Sorry by Orange Caramel 2014
Cried Uncontrollably by Orange Caramel 2014
Abing Abing by Orange Caramel 2014
My Copycat by Orange Caramel 2014
The Gangnam Avenue by Orange Caramel 2014
Tonight by Orange Caramel 2014
Reminding Me by Shawn Hook & Vanessa Hudgens 2017
Lay With Me by The Phantoms & Vanessa Hudgens 2018
Y by MBLAQ 2010
One Better Day by MBLAQ 2010
Running & Running by MBLAQ 2010
Sad Memories by MBLAQ 2011
Stay by MBLAQ 2011
Cry by MBLAQ 2011
Wish You Hadn’t by MBLAQ 2011
Mona Lisa by MBLAQ 2011
I Don’t Know by MBLAQ 2011
Baby U! by MBLAQ 2011
Again by MBLAQ 2011
It’s War by MBLAQ 2012
Hello My Ex by MBLAQ 2012
Run by MBLAQ 2012
100% by MBLAQ 2012
Sexy Beat by MBLAQ 2013
Smoky Girl by MBLAQ 2013
R U OK? by MBLAQ 2013
Celebrate by MBLAQ 2013
Pretty Girl by MBLAQ 2013
Dress Up by MBLAQ 2013
No Love by MBLAQ 2013
Broken by MBLAQ 2014
Be A Man by MBLAQ 2014
Key by MBLAQ 2014
Because There Are Two by MBLAQ 2014
Mirror by MBLAQ 2015
Hey U by MBLAQ 2015
I Know U Want Me by MBLAQ 2015
Tea Party by Kerli 2010
Army Of Love by Kerli 2011
Zero Gravity by Kerli 2012
The Lucky Ones by Kerli 2012
Last Breath by Kerli 2012
Sugar by Kerli 2013
Savages by Kerli 2018
Legends by Kerli 2019
Oh! by Girl’s Generation 2010
Run Devil Run by Girl’s Generation 2010
Hoot by Girl’s Generation 2010
Mr. Taxi by Girl’s Generation 2011
Trick by Girl’s Generation 2011
Paparazzi by Girl’s Generation 2012
Flower Power by Girl’s Generation 2012
Animal by Girl’s Generation 2012
Mr. Mr. by Girl’s Generation 2014
Lucifer by SHINee 2010
Sherlock by SHINee 2011
Dazzling Girl by SHINee 2012
Dream Girl by SHINee 2013
View by SHINee 2015
Dark Star by Jaymes Young 2013
Two More Minutes by Jaymes Young 2013
Moondust by Jaymes Young 2013
Running On Fumes by Jaymes Young 2013
As Long As You Love Me by Jaymes Young 2013
Habits Of My Heart by Jaymes Young 2014
I’ll Be Good by Jaymes Young 2014
What Should I Do by Jaymes Young 2014
Sugar Burn by Jaymes Young 2017
Black Magic by Jaymes Young 2017
Infinity by Jaymes Young 2017
Paradox by Jaymes Young 2019
Bonamana by Super Junior 2010
Boom Boom by Super Junior 2010
My Only Girl by Super Junior 2010
Shake It Up! by Super Junior 2010
My All Is In You by Super Junior 2010
Good Person by Super Junior 2010
No Other by Super Junior 2010
Perfection by Super Junior M 2011
Off My Mind by Super Junior M 2011
Mr. Simple by Super Junior 2011
Opera by Super Junior 2011
Feels Good by Super Junior 2011
A-CHA by Super Junior 2011
Sexy, Free & Single by Super Junior 2012
From U by Super Junior 2012
Butterfly by Super Junior 2012
Break Down by Super Junior  M 2013
I Wanna Dance by Super Junior D&E 2013
Mamacita by Super Junior 2014
Evanesce by Super Junior 2014
Shirt by Super Junior 2014
This Is Love by Super Junior 2014
Can You Feel It? by Super Junior D&E 2015
Devil by Super Junior 2015
Magic by Super Junior 2015
Black Suit by Super Junior 2017
Love Song by Rain 2010
Hip Song by Rain 2010
Same by Rain & C-Luv 2010
Busan Girl by Rain 2011
30 Sexy by Rain 2013
La Song by Rain 2013 
Marilyn Monroe by Rain 2013
Baby by Rain 2013
Superman by Rain 2013
Face by NU’EST 2012
Action by NU’EST 2012
Not Over You by NU’EST 2012
Hello by NU’EST 2013
Beautiful Solo by NU’EST 2013
Sleep Talking by NU’EST 2013
Good Bye Bye by NU’EST 2014
I’m Bad by NU’EST 2015
Overcome by NU’EST 2016
My Heaven by NU’EST 2016
In Fact by NU’EST 2016
R.L.T.L (Real Love True Love) by NU’EST 2016
Love Paint by NU’EST 2016
Look (A Starlight Night) by NU’EST 2016
Just One Day by NU’EST W 2017
Where You At by NU’EST W 2017
Paradise by NU’EST W 2017
Good Love by NU’EST W 2017
With by NU’EST W 2017
I’ve Been Happy Till Now by NU’EST W 2017
Dejavu by NU’EST W 2018
Signal by NU’EST W 2018
Polaris by NU’EST W 2018
YlenoL by NU’EST W 2018
Gravity&Moon by NU’EST W 2018
Shadow by NU’EST W 2018
Bet Bet by NU’EST 2019
Bass by NU’EST 2019
Different by NU’EST 2019
Universe by NU’EST 2019
Shining Diamond by Seventeen 2015
Adore U by Seventeen 2015
Jam Jam by Seventeen 2015
20 by Seventeen 2015
Fronting by Seventeen 2015
Mansae by Seventeen 2015
OMG by Seventeen 2015
Rock by Seventeen 2015
Pretty U by Seventeen 2016
Nice by Seventeen 2016
Healing by Seventeen 2016
Simple by Seventeen 2016
Boom Boom by Seventeen 2016
Highlight by Seventeen 2016
My I by Seventeen 2017
Clap by Seventeen 2017
Sweet Dream by MFBTY 2013
The Cure by MFBTY 2013
Angel by MFBTY 2014
Buckubucku by MFBTY & EE & Dino-J & RM 2015
Bang Diggy Bang Bang by MFBTY 2015
Fly Like An Eagle by MFBTY 2015
Forever Love by Min Kyung Hoon 2019
My Everything by Han Seung Hee 2019
Take Out My Heart by Jung Dong Ha 2019
Empty by JYJ 2010
Be My Girl by JYJ 2010
Get Out by JYJ 2011
Mission by JYJ 2011
Only One by JYJ 2013
Back Seat by JYJ 2014
Letting Go by JYJ 2014
Baboboy by JYJ 2014
Valentine by JYJ 2014
One Kiss by Jaejoong 2013
Mine by Jaejoong 2013
Kiss B by Jaejoong 2013
Just Another Girl by Jaejoong 2013
Good Morning Night by Jaejoong 2016
Drawer by Jaejoong 2016
Love You More by Jaejoong 2016
Love You To Death by Jaejoong 2016
Welcome To My Wild World by Jaejoong 2016
All That Glitters by Jaejoong 2016
Tarantallegra by Xiah & Flowsik 2012
Incredible by Xiah & Quincy 2013
OeO by Xiah 2015
Stylo by Gorillaz & Mos Def & Bobby Womack 2010
On Melancholy by Hill Gorillaz 2010
To Binge by Gorillaz & Yukimi Nagano 2010
Detroit by Gorillaz 2010
Doncamatic by Gorillaz & Daley 2010
DoYaThing by Gorillaz & Andre 3000 & James Murphy2012
Ascension by Gorillaz & Vince Staples 2017
Strobelite by Gorillaz & Peven Everett 2017
Staturnz Barz by Gorillaz & Popcaan 2017
Moments by Gorillaz & De La Soul 2017
Submission by Gorillaz & Danny Brown & Kelela 2017
Charger by Gorillaz & Grace Jones 2017
Andromeda by Gorillaz & D.R.A.M 2017
Busted And Blue by Gorillaz 2017
Let Me Out by Gorillaz & Mavis Staples & Pusha T 2017
She’s My Collar by Gorillaz & Kali Uchis 2017
We Got The Power by Gorillaz & Jehnny Beth & Noel Gallagher 2017
The Apprentice by Gorillaz & Rag’n’Bone Man & Zebra Katz & Ray BLK 2017
Out Of Body by Gorillaz & Kilo Kish & Zebra Katz & Imani Vonshà 2017
Ticker Tape by Gorillaz & Carly Simon & Kali Uchis 2017
Time In A Tree by Raleigh Ritchie 2018
Inevitable by Dulce Maria 2010
Luna by Dulce Maria 2010
Dicen by Dulce Maria 2011
Antes Que Ver El Sol by Dulce Maria 2014
Te Quedarás by Dulce Maria & Frankie J 2014
Cementerio De Los Corazones Rotos by Dulce Maria 2014
O Lo Haces Tú O Lo Hago Yo by Dulce Maria 2014
Un Minuto Sin Dolor by Dulce Maria 2017
Rompecorazones by Dulce Maria 2017
No Sé Llorar by Dulce Maria 2017
Catch Me by TVXQ 2012
Humanoids by TVXQ 2012
Something by TVXQ 2014
The Chance Of Love by TVXQ 2018
Something by Girl’s Day 2014
Bubble Pop by Hyuna 2011
Make It Happen by Namie Amuro & After School 2011
Hands On Me by Namie Amuro 2013
Neonlight Lipstick by Namie Amuro 2013
We Don’t Talk Anymore by Charlie Puth & Selena Gomez 2016
Attention by Charlie Puth 2017
How Long by Charlie Puth 2017
Done For Me by Charlie Puth & Kehlani 2018
The Way I Am by Charlie Puth 2018
LA Girls by Charlie Puth 2018
Slow It Down by Charlie Puth 2018
Empty Cups by Charlie Puth 2018
I Warned Myself by Charlie Puth 2019
Mother by Charlie Puth 2019
Cheating On You by Charlie Puth 2019
Candy by Robbie Williams 2012
We Are Bulletproof Pt.2 by BTS 2013
No More Dream by BTS 2013
N.O by BTS 2013
If I Ruled The World by BTS 2013
Coffee by BTS 2013
Attack On Bangtan by BTS 2013
Boy In Luv by BTS 2014
Just One Day by BTS 2014
Tomorrow by BTS 2014
Spine Breaker by BTS 2014
Jump by BTS 2014
Miss Right by BTS 2014
Danger by BTS 2014
War Of Hormone by BTS 2014
Let Me Know by BTS 2014
Cypher Pt. 3: Killer by BTS 2014
Blanket Kick by BTS 2014
2nd Grade by BTS 2014
Look Here by BTS 2014
I Need U by BTS 2015
Dope by BTS 2015
Boyz With Fun by BTS 2015
Converse High by BTS 2015
Run by BTS 2015
Butterfly by BTS 2015
Whalien 52 by BTS 2015
Ma City by BTS 2015
Baepsae by BTS 2015
House Of Cards by BTS 2015
Fire by BTS 2016
Save Me by BTS 2016
Young Forever by BTS 2016
Boy Meets Evil by BTS 2016
Blood, Sweat & Tears by BTS 2016
Begin by BTS 2016
Reflection by BTS 2016
MAMA by BTS 2016
Lost by BTS 2016
Cypher 4 by BTS 2016
Am I Wrong by BTS 2016
21st Century Girl by BTS 2016
Wings by BTS 2016
Spring Day by BTS 2017
Not Today by BTS 2017
You Never Walk Alone by BTS 2017
Serendipity by BTS 2017
DNA by BTS 2017
Best Of Me by BTS & The Chainsmokers 2017
Dimples by BTS 2017
Pied Piper by BTS 2017
MIC Drop by BTS 2017
Go Go by BTS 2017
Fake Love by BTS 2018
134340 by BTS 2018
Paradise by BTS 2018
Love Maze by BTS 2018
Airplane Pt.2 by BTS 2018
Anpanman by BTS 2018
So What by BTS 2018
Idol by BTS 2018
Persona by BTS 2019
Boy With Luv by BTS & Halsey 2019
Mikrokosmos by BTS 2019
Make It Right by BTS 2019
Home by BTS 2019
Dionysus by BTS 2019
Do You by RM 2015
So Far Away by Suga & Suran 2016
Daydream by J-Hope 2018
Comeback Again by Infinite 2010
Waste It On Me by Steve Aoki & BTS 2018
Be Mine by Infinite 2011
Paradise by Infinite 2011
The Chaser by Infinite 2012
Safe And Sound by Capital Cities 2013
Wake Me Up by Avicii 2013
Sparks by Hilary Duff 2015
Aquí Voy by Jesse & Joy 2011
¿Con Quién Se Queda El Perro? by Jesse & Joy 2012
Decidiste Dejarme by Camila 2014
Saturno by Pablo Alboran 2017
Jenny Of Oldstones by Florence + The Machine 2019
¿No Podíamos Ser Agua? by Maldita Nerea 2011
En El Mundo Genial De Las Cosas Que Dices by Maldita Nerea 2011
Dear Future Husband by Meghan Trainor 2014
NO by Meghan Trainor 2016
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hey what’s good hunnies, i’m rollin up late but uh !!  my name’s maia, 25 y/o living it up it up in the ast part of the world and uh listen i don’t have discord bc i’m a literal grandma when it comes to keeping up with all the new means of being social lmao so if you would like to chat and/or plot?? just shoot me an im on here — i’m usually always mobile & i obviously love to talk a lot !  and i’m a heaux for dramatic / angst-fuelled plots .. just a little fyi … i’m excited !! so anyway !!!  onto the Idiot of the Hour you’re actually here to read about; my darling malone. i have a pinterest board for him  HERE  , a playlist for him  HERE  , his stats page set up  HERE  , and a connections page  HERE  which as you can see is bare as all hell so let’s plot !
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i think i just saw  MALONE SINCLAIR  looking down at their phone in the middle of lecture hall . i wonder if they think that will help them get through their  BIOLOGY  major . i’m sure professor baker doesn’t mind , though , especially since  MAL  can be so  + BODACIOUS . then again ,  HE  can be a little  - EVASIVE , so maybe prof b will mind after all . what do you think is catching their attention all of a sudden ? surely it can’t be more pictures of  LUXURY CARS . hey , you know , sometimes they really remind me of  BOYISH CHARM AMPLIFIED BY A ROGUISH GRIN, SPARSELY SCARRED FINGERS CLAD IN GOLD RINGS, THE LINGERING SCENT OF CLIVE CHRISTIAN NO. 1 , but maybe that’s just me . oh well . i hope their  FOURTH  year is treating them well !
INSPIRATIONS
chad radwell ( scream queens ) 
chuck bass ( gossip girl )
reggie mantle ( riverdale / comics )
sebastian valmont ( cruel intentions )
BACKSTORY
okay so homeboy here has had it pretty easy his entire life. his dad works relentlessly as chief of neurosurgery in lower manhattan and his step-mom had worked as a prestigious legal practitioner; one of the most sought out lawyers in the state, and later, a socialite. like the infamous philosopher dr justin roberts once said: “six figures, i was only four”, malone was born with a silver spoon in his mouth. while most would assume he’s a straight up trust fund punk, though, he inherited his father’s impeccable work ethic to a fault.
as an only child and therefore sole heir to the sinclair estate, his parents have been on mal’s ass his entire life to give his absolute best in everything he does. health, school, sports, friendships, relationships, the whole shebang. his marks were always near the top of his class, he excelled at his two favourite sports; hockey during the winter, baseball during the summer. but it wasn’t until he hit his mid adolescent years, started developing an interest in girls ( whom he once thought were riddled with cooties ), that his focus faltered a wee bit and good lil o’malley boy started being a teenager.
embracing his lavish lifestyle and all the popularity / opportunities it handed him on a silver platter basically, mal was ho-ing himself around, partying it up with the elite crowd, earning himself a pretty risque rep among his peers. it wasn’t until he met his first actual serious girlfriend that he did his best to tone it tf down. and it worked, for awhile. but !! of course he fucked it all up and even though what’s done is done, he has big regrets. BIG regrets. mainly bc girl went absolutely wild and took a baseball bat to his ferrari yikes.
after graduating high school with exemplary marks, instead of taking the opportunity to potentially thrive in the big leagues of the sports world, malone opted to stick to his roots, following in his dad’s footsteps. he got accepted into powell as a pre-med student, studying all the biological sciences, and is finally finishing off his last year as a bonafide senior. his next big plan is to attend harvard to earn his medical degree and get the ball rollin.
FUN FACTS
pitcher for the university’s baseball team, his absolute favourite hobby
future doc in the works, he’s proudly maintaining a 4.0 gpa
distinguishing labels: the casanova, the playboy, the philanthropist
money is no object to him. will relentlessly spoil his current conquests
the second a girl tries to get serious, he ghosts & moves onto the next
fancy social events are his element but he also loves letting loose 
big partier. has gotten mixed up in cocaine & hard liquor many times
his family own several luxury cars, a yacht, have their own private jet
contributes to charitable causes 24/7 but he’s a lowkey narcissist oops 
WANTED CONNECTIONS
1) ok so uh he obviously needs his boy(s), 1 or 2 who he’s pretty close with. they travelled together, were each others’ wingmen at one time or another, always have each others’ backs through thick & thin. 
2) he need him some fwb / hook up type deals, whether they be a regular occurrence or a one time thing. if you’re bored with your man or need help getting back at an ex? that’s his specialty hit him up. 
3) while on that note, maybe a fella who’s shown interest in him & mal’s hit on them while drunk?? nothing too serious, just a lil harmless curiosity. maybe they kissed / made out on a dare or some shit at a wild frat party.
4) ex gfs!! i don’t see him having like… a fuckton of exes bc he tries to stay away from relationships but probably anywhere between 1-3?? whether they be on good terms, bad terms, lingering feelings, etc. i’m cool with whatever. 
5) maybe somebody he tutored?? bc while he gives off mad Big Dick energy and tends to think with that head lmao, mal is actually very intelligent. 
6) how about some enemies tho. like… idk man i’m SURE there are ppl he rubs the wrong way bc he’s kind of narcissistic lmao. or maybe they think he’s fake. or maybe there’s some sports rivalry or classic case of polar opposites or he broke ur bff’s heart?? the possibilities are endless.
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How to Translate a Joke, Emi Mahmoud
How to translate a joke
A man walks into the market looking for a date
He asked the village playboy for help
The village playboy says, “Watch and Learn”
He walks up to a girl selling honey and says
“Do you have any honey, hunny?”
She swoons!
Gives him honey, and a kiss!
He walks up to a lady selling flowers and says
“Do you have any flowers, you rose?
She melts!
Gives him flowers and kiss!
He walks up the third woman and says
“Do you have any sugar, sugar?”
She practically dies!
Gives him sugar, and kisses him twice!
The playboy comes back
“Your turn, stud”
The man walks apprehensively to a woman selling dairy and says
“Do you have any milk, Cow?”
Realize that humor transcends all boundaries
That laughter’s a language that knows no borders
That this joke I heard in arabic
Makes perfect sense in
English, and french, and in any other language
Realize that we call women cows in every language
Realize that humor leaves little room for questions
And even less room for victims
And even less rooms for apologies
Realize that in one version of this joke
The man is looking to pick up girls
In another he is looking for a wife
And a third he is looking for an answer
And maybe the Cow slaps him!
Or the Cow asks him to leave and he tries again
Or she walks faster, clutches her purse,
Or maybe she threatens him and is jailed for treason
Or maybe the Cow sues him, and the case gets dismissed or they settle down
We are willing to say “offensive” more than we say “dangerous”
As if harm isn’t transitive
As if it isn’t something you do to another person
We like to pretend that I am not as uncomfortable alone on the streets of New York,
As I am on the streets of Nepal.
That a stroll in Philly, Indiana, or Minnesota,
Doesn’t bring as many stares as in India or Sudan or Egypt
That violence is a “third world problem”
That it isn’t here, in a conversation,
Or in a bouquet, or a market
That not being a alone makes a difference
If they don’t get the joke,
Say it again
Smile more this time
Repeat the punchline
You pause for dramatic effect
Use jazz hands if you have to
Laugh!
In another version,
That man walks into the market looking for a date
And leaves with an unwilling woman, a bounty
Than in my language, I am a sweet
If not that, a decoration, a flower, a gift
He walks up to the girl selling honey
She gives him her eyes, her arms, her silence
He walked up to the girl selling sugar,
She practically dies
He walks up to the girl selling flowers, calls her a rose,
Strips all her thorns and sticks her in a bouquet
She fights, he breaks her, calls her a dead thing,
She melts, is trampled in the market
There are four women in the joke, none of them speak
Realize that humor transcends all realities
That laughter is a language that knows no borders
That this joke I heard in arabic hurts just as much in english,
and french, and in any other dialect
In the last version the man is foaming at the mouth
With another girl’s jugular around his teeth,
His adams apple making excuses for him from all the way over there
And the market is cheering
The girls hair is a bracelet around his neck
And the market is still cheering
Or the audience
Or the school yard
Or the other men
And he asked her name
And she says
“You left a box of your things in my stomach,
Are you still trying to find yourself on another girl’s neck?”
Last week, seven year old brother said
I am the reason I wake up every morning
I gave him a hug,
He whispered to my mother
“Works every time”
I saw the fear in her eyes
We laughed.
Video here!
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Fireworks
Summary: Steve is never surprised anymore. And against his will, Pepper and Tony throw him a surprise party. He tolerates it, until he meets an unexpected human.
 This is a one shot for @redgillan #stevesemotionalbirthday My emotion for this story is #Surprise
 Pairing: Steve Rogers x Reader (Female Reader)
Words: 1,468
Warning: Slow Burn, Fluff, Few Curse Words
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Nothing surprised Steve anymore, he’s seen everything. He wasn’t surprised when Pepper and Tony asked to throw him a birthday party for his 100th birthday, which he declined.
                                                *Flashback*
Pepper touched his arm, right as Tony caught up catching his breath, “I’m so glad we caught you, Tony and I had a few questions about your birthday bash.”
“Like I told Tony, I don’t want a big celebration.”
“Come on,” Tony jumped in, “you don’t turn 100, every day.” Steve rolled his eyes, “And our team could use a good morale booster, you love the crap. Just because it’s your birthday doesn’t mean it’s about you, think of other’s Cap.”
Steve looked at him oddly, before looking at Pepper to see if this was his real argument. Pepper interjected, “Everyone just wants to say thank you and celebrate your birthday with you. You’ve been all business lately, you need some off time. I even found your perfect girl.”
There was a pause in the conversation, Pepper started to feel she accomplished her mission, “No,” he answered out quickly and short.
“That’s it,” Tony asked, “No?”
“Yes, to put it plainly no, I’m not interested,” rounded Pepper and started to walk towards the gym.
Pepper’s mouth frowned, turned to watch Steve. Tony stood next to Pepper “You’re a wet sock, Rogers,” he yelled after him, “That’s your language from a hundred years ago.”
*End of Flashback*
And he sure as hell wasn’t surprised when the day before his birthday, Clint and Nat asked to grab drinks that he’d be walking into a surprise party. Regardless, he put on the surprise act. Most of his close friends saw right through the act, but he did appreciate the effort. But none of this surprised him.
Pepper and Tony approached him after he got to greet some people on the way, thanking them for showing up, “Happy Birthday old man,” Tony said, clapping him on the back, “I wanted to do a whole playboy theme, but Pepper declined,” he chuckled, “Instead, she picked decade themes for the room.”
“Happy 100th Steve,” Pepper kissed him on the cheek, “I know it’s not exactly what you planned, but you deserve the best.”
“Thank you, this is amazing,” he grinned down at her, “Tony is a lucky man.”
“I am,” Tony grinned, “Look, I know you have some frowning and bruiting to do in some corner, so we’ll let you get down the business. Try to enjoy yourself.”
Before getting drug away by Tony, Pepper pointed at Steve, “Don’t think about disappearing later, I got a surprise for you.”
Steve forced a grin, “I don’t think you can surprise me more than this party Pepper, but I look forward to you trying.”
Pepper and Tony blurred into the dancing crowd and Steve found himself wander around greeting some acquaintances and close friends. Finally, his eyes met with his best friend, who was amused by this whole situation, “You’re loving this aren’t you,” he asked his grinning friend. Bucky passed him a glass filled with some kind of alcohol, looking around the room.
Bucky shrugged, “What’s not to love, we’re celebrating my best friend by making him extremely uncomfortable and not following his wishes. I’m loving this,” he grinned slapping Steve in the back. Rolling his eyes, he scanned the room, “Have you checked out the 40’s room, it’s pretty accurate. Pepper actually hired professional dancers, who have been teaching people dances all night.”
“I haven’t checked it out yet,” he said to Bucky, “But it’s a very thoughtful, all of this.”
Laughing, “You haven’t changed man,” slapping his back, “Simply a nice guy.”
“Yeah, yeah,” Steve wasn’t amused and his just wanted to get out of here, “After the fireworks, I’m disappearing to my room.”
Shaking his head, placing a hand on his shoulder, “When did you become such a wet sock?”
“Alright Tony,” he responded rolling his eyes.
Bucky looked across the room, catching the sight of Pepper marching over, “Red is on her way over, that’s my exit.”
Pepper just missed Bucky, “Don’t think you’ve gotten away Mr. Barnes. I’ve got a dance partner for you too.”
“I’m not Steve, hunny. I don’t need help finding a partner,” he winked at her, finally disappearing from her sight.
Steve rolled his eyes, “Pepper, I-,” she paused him, gripping his wrist, and started to drag him across the floor. She tried to shush him, but Steve planted his feet, “Pepper, this is great and all, but I don’t want to meet a girl.”
She looked him over, “Alright Steve, I won’t force anything, but I think you’d be surprised by her.”
“I’m fine, really,” he put his hands on his chest.
Pepper surrendered, “If you change your mind, you know where to find me.”
“Thanks, Pepper,” she disappeared in the crowd again. He turned and went to the balcony, he just wanted some fresh air.
A voice pulled him from his thoughts and stars, “Excuse me,” he turned to see a woman dressed in 40’s style outfit, hair, makeup, and all. His breath caught in his throat, “Can you be honest with me for a second, does this outfit really match the 40’s or is it some tourist crap?”
He looked her up and down, “Looks pretty legitimate to me.”
Her smile lit up the sky, “Great, I didn’t want to be a fraud. I’m Y/N,” she put her hand out to him. He shook it, “Now tell me, was it before you were born that man kissed woman’s hands when they met?”
Steve choked back a laugh, “Excuse me,” he chuckled. She was clearly amused with herself, “How old do you think I am?”
“You don’t look a year past 28,” she laughed, “You look good for 100.”
Looking down at the ground before back up at her. He felt like he was blushing, “Thank you.” Steve couldn’t remember a time when a woman hit on him first. He couldn’t deny he was intrigued.
“Now Captain Rogers, I just spent the better part of an hour learning how to dance for this decade,” she pointed down to her outfit, “I’ll only trust someone from the 40’s to take me out of the dance floor. There are only two of you and you’re my first stop. So what do you say, care to dance?”
“I’m not the best dance partner,” he admitted, “And it’s Steve.”
She shrugged, “I don’t care about your skills,” she grabbed his hand and drug him back in the building to the 40’s room. He was surprised immediately, it felt exactly like he was home again, “Shall I lead Captain?”
“Steve,” he corrected her again. He looked back down at her, “Are you always this open and forward?”
“When it matters,” she grinned, “Shall we?”
A new song started, and his smile widened, “I’ll lead Y/N.” And soon they were swinging across the dance floor. He couldn’t remember how long they were dancing for because he was so caught up in her laughter and banter. She brought something out of him and he didn’t know what it was. It was a slow song and it felt right, he leaned down to kiss her.
She bit her lip, “Not yet,” she grinned coyly. He was amazed by her, especially when she danced around him and started another dance again.
Eventually she whisked him to the balcony again, midnight was ticking closer and Tony’s fireworks would start soon, “I can’t believe we just did that,” she grinned up at him, still spinning herself around in his arms. Steve has never felt more youthful and free, “Captain, I am an amazing dancer, you are welcome,” she laughed some more, making him laugh.
“Yeah, for an hour of dancing your great,” he chuckled, “Why do you keep calling me that,” he asked, “It’s Steve.”
She bit her lip, “I like nicknames,” she teased. He was bewitched, not like anything he has experience before, “Now let’s watch the fireworks.” The flashes of lights and booms should have grabbed his attention, but he couldn’t keep from watching her. She grinned and beamed at the show before looking up at him. The grand finale was happening, “Captain,” she asked him, “Can I kiss you now,” she teased.
He didn’t hesitate to kiss her, it was completely out of character for him. But this whole meeting with out of character and surprised him. The show ended and everyone cheered. Pepper somehow showed up with Tony, “Oh good, you met Y/N,” she yelled, catching their attention.
“This,” Steve pointed to Y/N, “Is who you wanted me to meet,” he questioned.
Pepper leaned in to whispered to him, “Y/N is like no one you’ve ever known. Surprise,” she leaned away grinning, “Happy Birthday Steve.”
And sure as hell, he was surprised.
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mzargentum · 7 years
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You’re The Boss | Pt. III
Word Count:  7,026                                                  
Warning: NSFW (AT ALL)!!!, slight violence (nothing bad), oral sex, crying, asphyxiation, HELLA Dom!Prom
Special Guest: Six Ulric. Created by @insomniasix.  
Part I | Part II                                                   
11:17.
*ring ring*
*ring ring*
“Hmmm…”, Muerlin groaned at her abrupt awakening as she groggily searched for its source. She finally recognized the sound and blindly reached to the nightstand fishing for her phone. Upon retrieving it, she painfully squinted at the screen, the bright sun that shone through the sheer curtains reflecting a glare into her eyes, identifying the caller as none other than Cindy…..for the 4th time.
Ssssshit!
She immediately caught her composure, shaking the sleepies out of her head completely before answering.
“Heeeeeey, girl!”
“Alright, who is he?”
“Who’s who?”
“The lucky fella who knocked yer pussycat seven ways from Sunday”, she teased.
Muerlin’s eyes shot open with her friend’s comment. Oh, Gods…did she know? Was she suspicious from last night? She knew she had a terrible poker face and it’s not like Prompto made it any easier. She could kill that beautiful blonde bastard.
“And hoooowwwww d’ya know that?”, Muerlin asked her friend trying desperately to sound casual.
“Cuz yer a freak of nature an’ don’t get cramps like the rest of us”, Cindy retorted with a tremendous amount of sass.
“Uhh..well, there’s a first time for everything”, the silver haired woman chuckled, fully aware she’s been caught.
“Very funny, now spill it”, the button nosed blonde demanded, “I want all the details. What’s his naaame? What’s he liiike? Is he cuuute? Tell me everythin’!”
Muerlin giggled at her friend’s enthusiasm finally giving into her demands rolling onto her back. “He’s…amazing”.
“In bed?”, Cindy teases.
“Well, yeah”, Muerlin chuckled, “but…really. He’s beautiful. Not just his face. He has such a vibrant way of being. So free…able to appreciate the subtle things in life and the world around him”. Muerlin stared in awe at the ceiling as dust floated through the sun rays that shone above her, completely submerged into her thoughts, leaving her grease monkey friend stunned. “He has such a passionate soul, yet he’s…grounded. Kind and…amorous. Very bold, but considerate. There’s a simplicity to him, yet…so sui generis”.
“Sue said wha’?”, Cindy interrupted her friend’s rambles.
“Unique”.
“Ooo la la, practicin’ yer French?” Muerlin giggled, “Latin”. “One thang’s for sure, this ain’t like you one bit”, the button nosed blonde’s cheery, upbeat twang lowered to vivid sincerity. Muerlin leaned forward in bed, an uneasiness brewing in her gut due to her friend’s sudden change in tone.
“Whaddya mean?”, she softly asked, slightly concerned with her friend’s answer.
“Hunny..how long’ve we known each other?”
“About 5 years”.
“If I’ve learned anythang from you is that you never, ever, ever….talk like that ‘bout just any ol’ thang unless it’s real special to ya”, she explained.
“…W..what’re you saying?”
“I’m just wonderin’ if yer gonna see him again”. Muerlin’s eyes widened. “Cuz…it would be a real shame if…this was just a…one time thang, y’know?”, Cindy’s tone sweetened.
Muerlin mulled over her friend’s words for a moment. She was never one to allow herself to get attached to anyone, let alone fall in love, but here she was…falling for Prompto…longing for him to hold her once more. His secure grasp taming the beast within her, yet he soothed her with affection and gentility rather than lash her with crudity and judgement to control her. He was a man of purity, like a simple cloud before the lightning struck the Earth leaving a permanent impression upon it’s surface. So soft and welcoming, beautiful, tranquil, yet strong, forceful, bold. He left an impression…her body was weak…but her heart ached for him…her arms yearned for his embrace…but did he want the same? Was she enough to really make him happy?…Or was it just a one time thing?
“Muerlin…?” The woman was torn from her thoughts. “…yeah?”
“Don’t torture yerself like that”. Of course, Cindy knew exactly what her friend was thinking. “It ain’t good fer ya”. Muerlin remained silent for a moment. “Cindy…have you….ever been in love?”
“Hm”, she pondered, “well, yeah. Wit’ the garage, my work”. Muerlin lightly chuckled at her friend’s answer although she wasn’t surprised. “That’s not what I meant”.
“Well, what’s the difference? Love is love no matter who or what it’s for. ‘Slong as it makes ya happy”, she affirmed. “Like yer art! It’s yer passion. Ya study it, hone yer skills, fine tune yer technique”, she explained. “Sure, it ain’t always sunshine an’ rainbows an’ there are gonna be some roadblocks here an’ there, but if yer love is real, ya push through ‘em. See it through to the very end because ain’t nothin’ more rewarding to the soul than true love”.
“Yeah”, she softly replied as she gently placed her palm against the empty half of the bed, exhaling in contentment at the subtle warmth. “…you got that right”.
Cindy smiled, satisfied with the pleasant tone in her friend’s voice.“Anywoo, I better be headin’ back before Prompto gets trampled by a herd of mini-skirts”.
“Hey,Cindy…”, Muerlin stuttered a bit.
“Yeah?”
“Thanks”.
“Anytime, Shug”, her tone suddenly returned to it’s general cheerfulness. “Now getchur hine up here, ASAP”.
“Alright, alright”, Muerlin chuckled, “see ya soon”.
“See ya”, Cindy delightfully replied before hanging up the phone.
Muerlin exhaled mirthfully, finally fully awakened, at the sunshine that engulfed the room. A smile stretched across her face before she hopped out of bed toward the shower. As the sun’s rays danced across the room, a light rainbow roamed over her eye emitting a sweet smirk from the woman. “I’m going, I’m going”, she chuckled.
12:57.
Due to the tranquil atmosphere, like it usually was during the early afternoon, Six took this time to do a little cleaning. She wiped the counter with a damp rag, feeling very content with her handiwork, before she heard a blatant yawn coming from the bar. She turned to address it’s source, revealed to be Prompto with his fifth cup of tea in hand.
“Alright, what gives?” Prompto turned his attention to his supervisor, who wore a curious smirk, hand against her hip. “Hmm?”
“That’s your fifth cup in less than 5 hours”, she affirmed wrinkling her nose in repulsion. “I can smell it from here”. She held the back of her hand against her nose in attempt to block the potent stench that floated from the blonde’s cup. “What’d you put in that?”, her voice muffled. “Like…7 different black teas and about 10 tablespoons of sugar”, he replied nonchalantly.
Six’s eyes widened at his response. “WHAT?!”, she blurted in disbelief, “ That’s like 400 milligrams of caffeine! Are you TRYING to give yourself a heart attack or something?”
“Nah, just tryin’ to wake up”, he replied after he took a long sip of his beverage, followed by another yawn. “And you’re STILL tired”, the woman shrieked. “Did you get any sleep last night?”, she worriedly asked the man as he reached around to the side of his neck opposite from Six. “Uhhh…not much”, he chuckled remembering last night’s events, rubbing the sore blemish Muerlin left him, “I was a little….preoccupied”.
The woman raised an eyebrow at the little goof. He looked like he was in pain…but he was smiling? “That right?…with what?”, she asked with her arms crossed. He paused for a moment, his Adam’s apple bobbed as he gulped. “Oh,y-y’know…”, he stuttered receiving a light grin from his supervisor. “Yeah, I think I do”, she lightly chuckled as she continued her cleaning, “lil’ playboy, you…buuut I guess I can’t really judge”, she admitted. “We’ve all had our flings here and there”.
“Yeah…”, he somberly replied, signalling the woman that he was bothered. She returned her gaze to the little chocoboy. “Prommie?”
He realized he didn’t really handle his feelings in the most traditional way and, let’s be honest, he was taking a huge risk here, but despite that…he didn’t want this to be a fling. Muerlin was more than that to him and last night was one of the best times of his life. Feeling her body squirm underneath his, her symphonic wails echoing through his eardrums, the slight panic from her predacious desires, even the wound she left…it was intoxicating. He was addicted to the chaos that overcame his mind…the overall adventure that is Muerlin…but what did she see? A fling…? Or something more?
“Um…what if…you did something and…it was wrong, but…to you, it just felt right?”. He felt Six’s empathy. “Oh, Prom”, she sighed before leaning her back against the counter, “you’re so young”, she lightly chuckled. “Our world is chalked full of rules and regulations that not all of us can really live up to”, she explained. “We’re only human. It’s stupid to think we could possibly make gold every single time”. She turned toward him, recognizing the guilt in his pout. “…but it’s even more stupid to settle for gold…if you’re happier with silver”.
Prompto’s eyes widened slightly as he quickly met her gaze. A friendly yet dexterous grin stretched across her face. His freckled cheeks flushed. “Better chill those rosy cheeks before babygirl gets here”, Six lightly teased the red chocobo. “Don’t wanna give babygirl any ideas”. Prompto cleared his throat and lightly shook his head. “Yeah, heh-heh…wouldn’t want that”.
A light giggle escaped Six’s lips as she returned to her prepping. He could tell she was suspicious, but she wasn’t stupid. She was a member of the Kingsglaive for goodness sake. Still…she was right. He wanted more with his lover and there was nothing wrong with that. There was no reason to panic. He gingerly glanced toward the clock taking a sip from his tea when suddenly…
*door chime*
“BABYGIIIIRL!”
Prompto gasped sharply in excitement, accidentally inhaling his tea. Hot tears built in his eyes as he stifled a vicious cough that would’ve sent his tea flying onto the register.
“MOMMA SIIIIX!”, Muerlin skipped toward her friend, arms wide open. Prompto felt the hot beverage course through his nostrils, the cinnamon setting his entire face on fire. As they hugged, he forced his drink down his throat releasing a loud exhale.
“Prompto, look who finally showed up”, Six cheerfully stated before she forwarded her eyebrow at the young man pro-asphyxiation. “You alright?”, she asked. Muerlin’s eyes widened with concern. Not wanting his love to worry, he patted his chest with his fist, giving her his usual goofy smile. “Yeah, yeah”, he choked before clearing his throat.
Muerlin giggled at his obvious attempt to appear sane. “Wow, is this new?”, Six suddenly exclaimed toward Muerlin’s outfit. “Oh, nah, just some stuff I found in the drawers”, she replied showing it off.
That’s right! He had completely forgotten she didn’t have any extra clothes. The blonde averted his wide eyed gaze to the silver haired woman, marveling at the exquisite ensemble she put together. She wore one of his favorite tank tops, black and coated in skulls, as a dress and wrapped his spiky studded belt around her waist, one of his neck ties aesthetically lashed around her upper thigh, into a bow, as a sort of garter. He was absolutely blown away. He always imagined her wearing his shirts on lazy Sunday afternoons like in those cheesy TV movies, but he still wasn’t prepared for the sight before him. The way his shirt wrapped around her perky breasts and how it was just low enough to keep her lower body hidden, but just high enough to show off her tattoo, the way his belt hugged her waist. His eyes kept darting to the bandanna around her thigh. He bit his lip lightly as he gazed at her glistening flesh, wishing he could replace the flimsy piece of fabric with his hand…or his teeth.
“Well, it’s ‘bout dang time”, Cindy’s delighted twang echoed from behind Prompto, yanking him from his daze. She placed her hands upon her hips as she approached her friend. “A second longer and I would’ve had to-”, she suddenly went silent, staring point blank at Muerlin’s face. The silver haired woman pulled back slightly as her button nosed friend forwarded her eyebrows, decreasing the distance between their faces. Cindy gasped,“…you ain’t wearin’ makeup?!”
WHAT?
Prompto felt a tremor in his trousers as he lifted his gaze to Muerlin’s clean face. “Ohmygosh! She isn’t!”, Six exclaimed. “Look at your cute chubby cheeks”, she cooed at the blushing woman in front of her, as she gently squished her cheeks with her hands emitting playful squeaks and giggles from the silver haired woman’s throat. She was so cute….just way too cute. The light freckles that dusted her nose were much more visible than usual. The sight made him melt, he suddenly felt an intense warmth in his chest, a yearning to feel the natural softness of her nude lips. So genuine, yet still so…rare. She looked even more perfect than normal. It was driving him mad.
“Holy shit…”, he accidentally whispered in an exhale, alerting the girls to meet his gaze. Six raised a suspicious eyebrow at the young plebe with a light smirk on her lips. “You alright there, sweetie?”
“Uh…y-yeah”, he shook his head lightly. “Yeah”. His gaze never leaving Muerlin’s cyan orbs, he lightly smiled. “You look nice”, he sweetly complimented his lover, “bound to turn a few heads”. Muerlin could feel the heat emitting from his cobalt pools and couldn’t help, but lightly blush. “Why, thank you, Mr. Argentum”.
Cindy chuckled, amused by their banter, before turning her attention to the clock. 1:15. “Oh shoot, Shug, ya mind helpin’ me out?”, she asked as she proceeding to lead her to the back room. “I needa remake all the samples before that condescending chatterbox shows up”.
“Oh, bloody hell”. Muerlin followed her friend with a giggle, still feeling Prompto’s laser gaze upon her face until she disappeared from his view. He returned his attention to his supervisor grinning at him. “Looks like she’s already turned a head”, she teased before she reached over Prompto toward the register to clock out for lunch.
“Be back in 30″, she chanted before grabbing her bag. “Where ya goin’?” Prompto leaned over the counter toward Six as she removed her apron. “Gotta go pick up the pumpkin scones I ordered from midtown”. The blonde raised an eyebrow. “You ordered them…even though we’ve got tons of them here we can make for free?” Placing her hands upon her hips, she tilted her head, offering a sassy smirk at her little chocoboy. “You really think I felt like making 3 dozen pumpkin scones by myself?” “Oooohhhh”, Prompto nodded, “probably not”. “Exactly. Besides…”, she lowered her voice, “the more we have here, the more we get to ourselves during closing time”. Prompto chuckled and shrugged, “hey, can’t argue with that”. The woman grinned to the boy, presenting a wink before making her way toward the exit. “Later, kids”. She waved at the freckled blonde as she retreated. “Later”, Prompto replied with a smile.
1:26.
“Just. In. Time”, Cindy cheered, stretching her fatigued limbs, as she approached the front counter. “Thanks a bunch, Shug”. “Anytime”, the silver hair woman replied following her friend, naturally catching the attention of her blonde boss.
“Whatever keeps Loqi off your back”, Muerlin smirked. He often criticized Cindy’s abilities when it came to making tea since she was known for putting mountains of sugar in them. They were always delicious, regardless, but you were definitely in for a massive sugar rush. “Well, y’know what they say”, Cindy continues as she removes her apron and clocks out for the day, “…ain’t got anythin’ nice to say, don’t say nothin’ at all”.
“Unless it’s Loqi”, Prompto interjected from the other side of the counter, “then you DEFINITELY say something”. The little country girl chuckled at her boss, playfully punching his shoulder. “That’s what yer for”. The tall blonde pouts at his associate’s remark. “That’s all?”, he whined. “Of course not”, Muerlin replied in her soft angelic tone, lifting herself onto the counter to sit. “You’re also here keep me company”, she added with a sensual smile. He narrowed his gaze at her slightly, taking a low mischievous tone. “Is that so?”
“Yeah, someone’s gotta distract ya from punchin’ Loqi in the face”, Cindy affirmed, completely oblivious to what her friend actually meant by her statement.
“Then perhaps a wind up toy to keep him busy”, an unpleasantly familiar voice sliced through the serene atmosphere, “unless that’s still too much for him to handle”.
The group diverted their attention to a smug Loqi, glaring at Prompto, to which the freckled plebe returned with a soft glare. Not so much for the insult, but in anticipation for his reaction when he finally noticed Muerlin’s nude face.
As he directed his attention to the silver haired woman, he gasped. Her eyes widened slightly. “Uhm…hi, Lo-”. “Muerlin”, he abruptly cut her off, “you abandoned your cosmetics?”
“Just for today”, she timidly brushed her silver locks from her face. “Kind of wasn’t feelin’ it”. Loqi quickly approached her, taking hold of her hand with both of his own. Prompto’s scowl intensified. He had the nerve to touch her like that?
“My dear”, Loqi’s slimy voice coursed through Muerlin’s ears, “you have always been a divine beauty, but today, not even the Glaceon herself could compare to your perfection”.
Cindy rolled her eyes emitting a light sigh while Prompto silently raged behind her. His ocean eyes began to shift to a crimson. Muerlin, absolutely dumbfounded, had no words.
“I cannot contain my desires any longer”, the melodramatic blonde continued before lowering himself to a single knee, much to Muerlin’s embarrassment. “WOOOOAH”, Cindy hollered in shock. Prompto, completely overcome with fury, clenched his fists. His knuckles snow white. Cindy’s cry alarmed multiple customers whose attention was now on Loqi and Muerlin. Her face now strawberry red. “Oh, bloody hell”, she growled in an inaudible whisper trying desperately not to make eye contact with anyone. That does it. The now inflamed Prompto thought to himself as he began to approach the two.
“Muerlinian Zephyr”, the parasitic blonde started.
“Oh, dear…”, Muerlin softly whispered, absolutely terrified of his next words.
I’m gonna kill-
*door chime*
“THE FUUUUUN HAS ARRIIIIIIIIVED!!!”, Six burst in, loudly singing, striking a dramatic pose, spinning a white box in one of her hands. The crowd erupts into applause at her extravagant entrance completely taking the attention from a disappointed Loqi and absolutely elated and grateful Muerlin. “Thank ya v’ry much”, she responded to their gesture with a heavy Elvis imitation before making her way to the group at the counter.
The multiple facial expressions of her employees poked at her curiosity, especially as Loqi lifted himself from his knee, giving her a dirty look to which she lightly returned with a raised eyebrow. “What’d I miss?”
“Nothing!”, Muerlin blurted out suddenly, hoping up from her seat before quickly grabbing the box Six was carrying and racing toward the back.
“Nothing”, Prompto calmly replied, leaning against the wall with his arms crossed with his attention turned toward the window pane, obviously still bothered.
“I was actually jus’ leavin’”, Cindy over-cheerfully stated before making her way toward the door, giving everyone a wave. “See ya’ll later”, she shouted before scooting out the door.
Six returned her gaze to Loqi.
“Nothing…”, he snarled in a low tone.
*GASP*
The three immediately turned their attention to the back room.
“Babygirl?!”, Six called out to the young woman as she approached the bar only to be halted by a hyped up Muerlin whose face was half stuffed with scone. “They’re pumpkin flavored”, she exclaimed in a muffled squeal receiving a light giggle from her supervisor. “Don’t talk with your mouth full. You’ll choke”, Six chuckled at the girl.
The overall atmosphere returned to it’s normal tranquil vibe. For all, but two. Loqi ignored the playful banter of the two women and silently clocked in. Prompto stared intensely wishing he had gotten the chance to bash his head against the counter. He suddenly shifted his gaze to Muerlin, who was pleasantly enjoying the sweets. Suddenly the fire in his gut returned, his blood boiling under his freckled flesh and…for some reason, his jeans seemed a little…extra tight.
2:40.
The day went on rather smoothly, which was surprising given the fact it was lunchtime. With the cafe’s dream team on duty, business was booming, yet it was manageable and actually pretty chill. Customer’s were cordial and cooperative, mostly chatting it up with Prompto and Muerlin.
Well, they were at least trying to chat with Prompto. For the last hour, he was on autopilot which wasn’t unusual when he daydreamed about Muerlin, and he was so used to the regular routine of conversation that his customers never noticed, but this time was different. This wasn’t a daydream.
Only one ear was receiving his female customer’s words, while his other was fixed on Muerlin’s harmonious voice. He made direct eye contact with the woman merely shifting his focus to his lover standing a fair distance behind her. Those sharp eyes weren’t just for photography.
He felt a tightness in his chest when the woman asked about the scene Loqi made earlier. Damn you, woman. He thought to himself at her question. He wasn’t quite over that, but the increased business helped with distracting him from it. Until now, anyway.
His autopilot betrayed him for a moment as he glanced at the silver haired woman. He doesn’t even know what he replied with, but it granted a content nod with a “yeah, I guess so” and she proceeded to leave so he wasn’t worried about it.
He returned his gaze to his lover. Her smile was bright, she was obviously very content despite earlier events and for some reason…that bothered him. How could she be smiling? He wasn’t. How was she not as bothered as he was? Did she enjoy it? Logically he knew he had no real reason to be angry with her and it’s like he really officially claimed her as his, but…she was still his.
One thing was for sure, thank the Gods for aprons. Unbeknownst to everyone else, Prompto’s pants were just as tight as before due to a slight protrusion against his thigh. His constant staring didn’t help either. Damn her…how dare she be so perfect? How dare she have the ability to tease him so easily without even doing anything? Oh, no…he wasn’t having that. He was in charge and she needed to remember that.
“Hey, Prom”, Six called to the blonde, only barely pulling his attention away from Muerlin. “What’s up?”, he replied in a slightly forced cheery tone. “It’s 2:45. Why don’t you take a 15 and grab a couple of scones”, she kindly suggested fully aware that he was bothered. She didn’t know from what exactly, but she knew a likely way to cheer him up was King’s Knight and a couple of treats.
Not wanting to worry his supervisor to the point of being interrogated, he reluctantly complied. “Alright”. He pulled his apron over his head before retreating to the back. A satisfied smile planted on Six’s face. He grabbed one large scone from the box before sitting himself upon a wooden crate, pulling his phone from his pocket to play King’s Knight.
“Hey, Muerlin!”, Six addressed the young woman. “Yeah?”, she cheerfully replied, tightening the knot in Prompto’s chest, as she skipped toward the counter. “In 10 minutes, you mind cleaning the bathroom?” Prompto bit into his scone, nonchalantly, as he played his game.
“You don’t have to scrub. Just tidy it up a bit, please?” “Sure”, Muerlin nodded with a smile, “no sweat”. “Thanks, babygirl”. “No problem, momma”, Muerlin winked at her friend adding a cute two finger salute. Prompto seemingly tried ignoring the two, but lightly huffed in offense toward Muerin’s cheery attitude.Damn you, woman.
2:53.
Muerlin removed her apron and made her way to the back room, puzzled by the fact that Prompto was no where to be found. Maybe he went out through the back for a bit? She’d check after she was finished in the bathroom. Kneeling before the cabinet under the bar, she searched for the sponges and disinfectant spray, surprised to find them gone.
What the heck? They were always in here. Well, they were supposed to be anyway. Then, she recalled that time Loqi put them in the bathroom in an attempt to help her, despite the fact that he grabbed the wrong bottle. However, seemed this time, he picked the right one. Huh…looks like he wasn’t all bad.
Muerlin shut the cabinet before standing and proceeding to the bathroom. As she opened the door, she propped herself against it to grab her phone from her boot. A handy place to stash it after all. Growing a little worried from Prompto’s disappearance, she began typing a message as she entered the unlit bathroom, letting go of the door letting it shut behind her.
Me: You’re supposed to be back in 5 minutes. >.< Where are you, silly??
Before she could send the message, her phone is swiped from her grasp and a solid pressure coats her mouth, muffling her startled cry. Her back is plastered against a firm surface, a warmth emitting from it, the room still pitch black. She clutched onto the mysterious force against her face desperately trying to pull it away, only for its grip to tighten. She felt the unknown being’s hot breath against her neck, giving her goosebumps. She shuddered at the foreign sensation before a second hand abruptly groped her breast, roughly massaging it.
The silver haired woman was beside herself with disbelief. What was happened right now? Who the hell was this person handling her like this? Her eyes snapped open as she remembered the cleaning supplies missing from the cabinet.
Loqi.
A spark flickered in the pit her stomach, a raging fire course through her veins. How dare he have the nerve to touch her this way?! To play with someone else’s toys? To try to horde in on what already belonged to Prompto! Oh, fuck no! The woman built up all of her strength to shove the man’s back against the wall, briefly knocking the wind out of him. Her survivor instincts kicking in, she took the brief opportunity to loosen his grasp on her body enough to attack.
“You disgusting pile of shit!”, she growled at her assailant before planted a concrete slap across his face. The solid impact lightly knocking the man off balance causing him to completely let go of the woman. As she hurried for the light switch, she reached into her bra retrieving a black pocket knife, steering it directly toward her attacker cursing him under her pants. Upon flipping the switch, her eyes widened. She stood, paralyzed, still wielding her weapon. Her breath hinged.
“..P..Prompto?”
The man slowly straightened his stance, his right cheek flaming from her whip-like assault to his flesh. Muerlin’s heart crackled upon the sight. Like she had just kicked a puppy. Once he finally straightened himself, he turned his gaze to the startled woman. His eyebrows forwarded, his blackened orbs piercing into her fragile spirit like daggers. She was taken aback by his menacing glare. It wasn’t like him…it was like he hated her…and, much to Muerlin’s surprise, she was actually a little frightened.
His gaze lowered suddenly sending a chill up the vulnerable woman’s spine. “I…I’m sorry”, she blurted out, “I thought you were-”. “Loqi?” His voice was low and rasped, a wave of heat engulfed her panties. Nonono…why was she enjoying this? This fear she was experiencing. Why was it turning her on?
“Is that who you wanted it to be?”, he growled at the conflicted woman. “Wha-”. “You were gonna kill me for him?”, he cut her off. That’s when the woman finally realized she was still wielding her knife, pointing it directly at Prompto’s chest. Yet still petrified by his demeanor, her arm never wavered. “N-No! I would nev-”. Suddenly approaching her in mid-sentence, he slaps the blade from her hand sending it flying across the room. A startled gasp escaping her throat.
With a yank of her wrist, Prompto spun her body against the wall he was previously against. She lowly grunted at the solid impact against her back before returning her gaze to the blonde’s wicked ogle. His cobalt iris’ blackened with avidity and she could’ve sworn there was a shimmer of red within the depths of his stare.
“You wanted him”, he hissed to the woman. What? He didn’t really believe that…did he? “Prompto, I swear, I-”. “Shut up!”, the man growled before clasping his palm against her mouth, her head held still against the wall to keep her from escaping his grasp. She whimpered at his aggressive touch, clutching onto his hand. A sinister grin stretched across his face.
“You’re just a little slut, aren’t you?”
Muerlin’s eyes widened. Her heart hammering against her chest at his surprisingly gentle tone to his cold statement. A shiver coursed up her spine as his callused fingers slithered up her bare thigh, slowly lifting her dress. “Yeah…you are”.
Prompto lightly bit his lip as the heat radiating from her lace panties ghosted over his knuckles. “I know you too well, Muerlin”, he continued as he graced the woman with a  loving smile, curling his index finger around the lining of her panties. “You like to challenge, don’tcha?”. His voice nearing a whisper as he slowly slide her panties down her thighs, letting them drop to the floor. Muerlin was far too distracted with her disturbed arousal from lover’s bizarre behavior to notice his maleficent tentacles fondling her dripping heat. “Yeah…you challenged Loqi to see if he can make you cum as hard I can, huh?”, Prompto hissed at his frightened lover, lining his digits to her steamed entrance. The fear clashing with abysmal desire in her dilated pupils intensifying the man’s whirlwind of arousal.
His villainous gaze suddenly returning. The thought of his beloved Muerlin beckoning another man sprang a horrid flame in his gut. His glare intensified the more he pondered, the red in the depths of his pupils resurfaced as his rage amplified.
“…Well, let’s find out.”
A startled cry shoots from Muerlin’s throat against the blonde’s hand as Prompto abruptly stuffs three digits into his silver haired lover’s dripping sex, aggressively hooking his fingertips against her g-spot. Clutching onto his wrist for dear life, the overwhelming sensation of her intrusion sent her eyes to the back of her skull probing her to shut them.
“Don’t you dare shut your eyes!”, he lowly growled, further digging his fingers into the tender spot against her inner walls. “Look at me”, he demanded to which she formidably obeyed as he mercilessly wrenched at her drenched cunt. His wrist ground against her sensitive clit. “Good girl”, he whispered before removing his hand from her face, immediately crashing his lips against hers. Intruding her mouth with his tongue, Prompto absorbed her pleasured cries responding with soft moans against her lips.
As their tongues danced, the blonde began lowering the upper half of his tank top from the woman’s chest, exposing her lace covered bosom. Goosebumps coated her fresh as the chill of the room grazed its surface. Then, as Prompto lowered the padding of her bra, he abruptly pulled his lips from hers, replacing them with his palm once again. Leaning forward slightly, the blonde engulfed Muerlin’s breast into his mouth emitting a sudden shriek from her throat as he flicked his tongue against her budding nipple while still ravaging away at her now sore pussy.
The helpless Muerlin melted in her euphoric torment. Her fear and unfathomable delight crippled her fragile body. Bittersweet tears fell from her lagoon eyes at the foreign phenomenon, this blissful pain. She couldn’t take much more. Her mind, her body was about to cave, already nearing it’s end. She was about to break.
Prompto rose from Muerlin’s flushed chest, as the salted streams flowed down her cheeks glazed over his hand, to meet her gaze. Her bare face glistening from the delicate downpour was like an arrow through the freckled plebe’s heart. Gods, she’s gorgeous. Yet, the crimson within his pupils shone clear as day as was reminded of the way Loqi stared, how he held her hand nearly offering himself to her.
And what if she had accepted? He pondered how that leech would ruin this perfectly flawed monument of the Astrals. He was unfit. Unworthy to be bestowed upon her beauty…besides, she wasn’t Loqi’s. She was Prompto’s and it was up to him to remind her.
“What’s wrong?”, Prompto asked as he withdrew his hand from Muerlin’s face. She winced in slight pain from the gust of air that suddenly hammered against her lungs before Prompto seized her throat with his dampened palm, slowly applying pressure as his rage increased. Muerlin grasping onto her aggressive lover’s wrist. “Is this what you want?”, he growled as he clenched onto the woman’s thigh, lifting her leg, slamming the clothed erection against her aching heat. A sharp inhale escaping the frail beast’s lips at the sudden collision.
“You want this cock inside that tight pussy of yours?” His rasped whisper overwhelming her nearly broken body with lust. Her teal pools scorching with passion and need for her punishment. “Yes”, she replied in a choked sob. “What was that?” He cruelly began grinding his clothed bulge against her folds as he continued to squeeze her larynx. “You want me? Or do you wanna see if Loqi can do better?”
“No” she pleaded under his grasp, “…please”. “Please what?”, the blonde asked as he continued to grind against her. “Please…punish me”, she begged, coaxing her lover to tighten his grasp, “I need you..”. Her vision clouded as her consciousness began to fade. The pounding of her heart slamming against her eardrums. All other sound was lost. Her fingernails slightly puncturing his skin as tears still continued to drench her face down to his wrist, lightly stinging his wounds. “Please…”.
Witnessing her in this state was enough motivation for Prompto to pound her into the wall…but this wasn’t about him.
“…No”, Prompto replied gingerly releasing her throat and gracefully lowering her leg back to the floor, his antagonistic behavior subdued. Muerlin gasped for air upon his yield, her vision returning, the hammering in her head ceased as her heartbeat regulated.
Her puzzled and dampened eyes darted from sea to sea as the blonde allowed his lover to catch her breath. A heavy huff exited his nose as he bowed his head slightly, his brows still forwarded as if he was still angry.
Was he?
She hesitantly lifted her trembling hand to embrace his freckled cheek. “Prom”.
A startling snatch of the wrist emitted a gasp from the woman before his lust filled gaze returned to her. Muerlin silently stared with puffy eyes, her tears finally dried. What’s he going to do? He must still be angry.
“Prom, I’m so-”.
“Turn around”, the blonde commanded in a lowly tone, “against the wall”. Wasting no time, she did as she was told as to not antagonize her lover. Her breasts plastered against the freezing tile. “Bend over”, he further instructed. Steadying herself with her palms against the wall, she took a few light steps back letting her upper body sink as she stuck her ass out for the demanding young man.
Barely peeking behind her, she witnessed the blonde gaze upon her exposed rear. Perfectly rounded, firm and smooth to the touch. She melted at the man’s touch, anxiously awaiting his next move. His cold expression never wavered despite his obvious fixation on her rear end. A sudden strike to her flesh released a stifled cry from Muerlin’s throat as she tightly slammed her eyes shut.
A harder smack soon followed releasing another stifled cry, slightly louder than the one before. She winced at the light sting against her nerves, keening at the blonde’s teasing. An even harder smack rang through the room. A sudden jolt of the woman’s small body jiggling her cheeks against his palm as an audible huff escaped her lungs. Resulting in another smack, and another, and another. The final strike revealed Prompto’s arousal as a soft exhaled moan swifts past his gritted teeth.
Muerlin’s eyes remained shut as the blonde slide his leg in between hers, applying a light pressure instructing her to separate them. The hot steam from her breath coating the tiles as she panted against the wall. While her mind raced in extreme hysteria as she nervously anticipated her lover’s actions, Prompto silently lowers himself into a crouch.
Placing gentle kisses over the pink print beaming from her sore bottom sinking down until he is eye level with her tender heat. Still raw from his earlier assault. Prompto licked his lips at the sight of the confection that beckoned his eager taste buds, intensifying his need for its rich nectar.
Muerlin’s thighs tensed as his breath grazed her aching sex, inhaling sharply. “Prompto”, she neurotically huffed. “Cover your mouth”, he lightly whispered before abruptly gliding his tongue against her entrance, emitting a sudden whine from the woman that was intercepted by a clasped hand to her mouth.
Her fingers curled against the tile as Prompto swirled his tongue within her rigid walls, lavishing in the sweet nectar he so deeply craved that perfectly complimented her scent of lavender. Even in her disheveled state, his infatuation for her grew more and more. So much more that he graciously obliged to endure the throbbing pain of within the depths of his jeans.
All he cared for was her proving his love by granting her immeasurable pleasure and with the way his tongue danced over her clit, she was on cloud nine. Tears recollected in her shut eyes as she desperately fought the urge to scream. Her small hands only capable of so much while they were trembling so violently.
Groaning against her sex, the blonde blissfully luxuriated in the nectarous sensation of Muerlin’s now swollen clit. He felt her body begin to give way, but he couldn’t stop himself. He was addicted. Completely under the spell of her succulence. Never could he have ever envisioned such heaven. Never could he had ever believed he deserved it. Him! Of all people.
Prompto’s breathtaking devotion to Muerlin’s nearly broken body had her dangling over the edge. She felt a knot form in her stomach, her skin drenched in sweat. Tilting her head back toward the ceiling, it melted away into a sky full of twinkling stars. Her hand returned to the cool tile as she gazed on in pure euphoria.
“P…Prom”, she breathlessly whimpered, “I….I can’t…I’m gonna…”.
“Do it”, the blonde demanded as he ferociously devoured his lover. Her forcefully quiet moans, resembling the delicate airy hymns of a flute, floated through his ears. His tongue’s vicious assault against her swollen bud won the day as she finally surrendered to sin, allowing it to consume her soul into the celestial void.
Prompto continued to lap at her sex, soothing her from her high, as she slowly sank from her stance to the cold floor. Her pants deep and slow as she finally was able to relax. A light rustling averted Muerlin’s attention to the towering Prompto whom stood before her, his chin glistening of her forbidden essence. A sinister smirk upon his lips.
His eyes wondered over his disheveled and disoriented lover, admiring his handiwork, before he sluggishly wiped his chin with the back of his hand. He stood there gawking until the silver haired woman calmed down, before casually proceeding toward the exit, much to Muerlin’s surprise.
Removing her phone from his back pocket, he placed it upon the supply rack next to the door, where the cleaning supplies was stored. As he turned back to look at her, his attention was suddenly averted to the discarded lace panties. The black standing out against the pearly linoleum floors.
He chuckled lightly before retrieving them and wrapping them around his wrist, rather than returning them to her. Muerlin watched in disbelief although never moving. She couldn’t. She was stunned at his sudden cockiness.
Returning to the door, Prompto briefly turned his gaze to the half naked woman sitting against the wall before scanning the bathroom, still yet to be cleaned.
“Don’t take too long in here”, he nonchalantly stated.
MOTHERFUCKER, WHAT?
And with that, Prompto takes his leave, abandoning his beloved Muerlin, partially naked, on the frozen bathroom floor.
The light slam of the door snapped the blonde from his anger possessed daze. He suddenly felt lighter, serene. Back to his regular bouncy self. Actually a lot better. It was almost like he was floating. He pulled his phone from his back pocket to check the time.
3:01.
Damn. What went down in the last 5 minutes of his break? He scrolled down threw several notification. A few texts from Noct, a couple random emails, etc, but one text suddenly ensued a panic in the young chocoboy.
2:53pm
LittleMuermaid💕 - You’re supposed to be back in five minutes. >.< Where are you, silly??
Oh, Gods…..
Prompto nearly dropped his phone in horror as the events of the past 5 minutes raced through his mind. Every tear that fell from her eye…the way she looked at him…his hand on her…….no. He tried to shake the thought from his head. He wouldn’t. He didn’t! …right?
He felt sick to his stomach. He wanted to cry. How could he have let this happen? How could he have been so stupid?! Last night never would have happened if she wanted Loqi. How could he have done such a thing to his precious Muerlin? She was his everything and he left her naked, alone and freezing in the bathroom.
Upon instinct, he immediately turned back to the door reaching for the handle only to be halted by a sudden click.
No…please, no…
Prompto timidly reached for the handle, silently hoping against what he fears just happened. Clutching onto it, he prayed it would turn.
His heart shattered. It wouldn’t budge.
The blonde stared upon the handle, desperately fighting off tears, though betrayed by choked sobs.
“Oh, Gods….”, he softly uttered in a trembling exhale.
“…what have I done?”
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LANA DEL REY - THE COMPLETE UNRELEASED COLLECTION [2003-2017]
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Hello guys, my PRECIOUS unreleased collection that I want to share with you is here! The whole LDR songs in order to A-Z. It contains 5 parts and about 1 GB. It also includes Best American Records, Yes to Heaven, Stairway to Heaven etc... Besides that unreleased covers are in it. I also added the alternate song titles. Here’s the list of songs:
● ● ● Unreleased  ● ● ●
01 1949
02 Afraid
03 All Smiles
04 Angels Forever, Forever Angels/AFFA
05 Archtitecture/Best American Record
06 Axl Rose Husband/White Pontiac Heaven
07 Baby Blue Love/Will We Ever Do Right
08 Back to tha Basics/Back to the Basics
09 Backfire
10 BBM Baby
11 Beautiful Player/Hit With a Kiss
12 Because of You
13 Behind Closed Doors
14 Be My Daddy
15 Bentley
16 Betty Boop Boop
17 Big Bad Wolf/Wolf
18 Boarding School
19 Break My Fall/Valentina Stars
20 Breaking My Heart
21 Butterflies
22 Butterflies Pt. 2/Butterflies Part 2
23 Catch And Release
24 Caught You Boy/ I Want You
25 Children of the Bad Revolution
26 Coca Colla/Coca Cola
27 Come When You Call Me America/Come When You Call Me A.M.E.R.I.C.A
28 Criminals Run The World
29 Crooked Cop
30 C U L8R Alligator/Playboy
31 Daddy Issues
32 Damn You/American Dream
33 Dance For Money/Dance Money
34 Dangerous Girl
35 Daytona Meth/Hollywood Movie
36 Delicious
37 Disco/My Only God
38 Driving In Cars With Boys
39 Dum Dum
40 Dynamite
41 Elvis
42 Every Man Gets His Wish/Everyman Has His Wish
43 Fake Diamond
44 Fine China
45 Fordham Road
46 Gangsta Boy
47 Ghetto Baby
48 Girl That Got Away
49 Go Go Dancer/ Queen of the Night
50 Greenwich
51 Hangin' Around
52 Hawaiian Tropic
53 Heartshaped Chevrolet/Heartshape Chevrolet
54 Heavy Hitter
55 Hit And Run/Hit & Run
56 Hollywood
57 Hollywood's Dead
58 Hot Hot Hot
59 Hundred Dollar Bill/C-Note/$100 Bill
60 I Don't Want To Go/Black Leather Moonlight/Tonight
61 I Was In A Bad Way
62 In The Sun
63 Is It Wrong/Wrong
64 Jealous Girl
65 JFK
66 Jimmy Gnecco
67 Joshy & I
68 Kinda Outta Luck/Kinda Out of Luck/Kindness of Strangers/Born Bad Baby
69 Last Girl On Earth
70 Let My Hair Down/Dance Man
71 Lift Your Eyes
72 Live Forever/Golden Grill/Live Forever Golden Grill
73 Live Or Die
74 Maha Maha/Bollywood Hawaii/Maha
75 Making Out
76 Marilyn Monroe/Puppy Love
77 Match Made In Heaven
78 Meet Me In The Pale Moonlight/One Time Baby/Dirty Elvis Fantasy/ Moonlight
79 Methemphetamines
80 MidniteDancer Girlfriend/Midnight Dancer Girlfriend
81 Moi Je Joue/Moije Joue
82 Money Hunny/Munny Hunny/Money Honey
83 Motel 6/Slow Gin Fizzzz/Slow Gin Fizz
84 My Best Days
85 Never Let Me Go/Like Your Friends Did
86 Noir
87 On Our Way/Heavier Than Heaven
88 Oooh Baby/Are You Ready/Pants for You/Ooh Baby
89 Other Woman
90 Paradise
91 Party Girl/St. Tropez
92 Pin Up Galore/Monster/Roller Dirby
93 Playground/Another Lonely Day
94 Playing Dangerous
95 Prom Song (Gone Wrong)/Teenage Wasteland/Dreams
96 Push Me Down
97 Put The Radio On [Vers 1]
98 Put The Radio On [Vers 2]
99 Put Your Lips Together
100 Queen Of Disaster
101 Resistance/True Love (It Comes Once)
102 Ridin' (with A$AP Rocky)/My Bitch
103 Riverside (with Barrie James O'Neill)
104 Roses
105 Scarface
106 Serial Killer
107 She's Not Me/ Ride or Die/Ride or Die Bitch
108 So Legit
109 Spender (with Smiler) [Vers 1]
110 Spender (with Smiler) [Vers 2]
111 Stairway to Heaven
112 Starry Eyed
113 Stoplight De-Lite/Spotlite De-Lite
114 Strangelove/Strange Love
115 Summer of Sam
116 Super Movie
117 Take Me To Paris/Paris
118 Television Heaven
119 The End of the World
120 The Happiest Girl In The Whole Usa
121 Tired Of Singing The Blues/I'm Fucked
122 Trash Magic/Miss America/Trash/Trash Sugar Magic
123 TV In Black & White/Living Without You
124 True Love on the Side/Love on the Side/Head Rush
125 Us Against The World
126 Velvet Crowbar
127 Wayamaya
128 Yes To Heaven/Say Yes to Heaven
129 You & Me/You and Me
130 You Can Be The Boss
131 You're Gonna Love Me
132 Your Band Is All The Rage
133 Your Girl
● ● ● Covers ● ● ●
134 Chelsea Hotel No 2
135 Cry Me A River
136 Goodbye Kiss
137 Happy Birthday Mr. President
138 Heart-Shaped Box
139 Santa Baby
140 Smile
141 Some Things Last A Long Time
142 Summer Wine (with Barrie James O'Neill)
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Download link: http://bit.ly/2vxR3FP
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Gothic Chick - Happy Lowman
Song - Gothic Chick By Twiztid
{Chorus} I fell in love with a gothic chick and she gave me everything that she was (so dark just like her clothes) how could I know I love her and then let her go, oh no I fell in love with a gothic chick it was fate you can see oh no I love her but she would never love me
Happy's P.O.V You walked outside in the sunshine. TM was busy. Looking around you saw a woman that was talking to Gemma. "Hey Chibs who's that"? "Aye yes, that is Y/N she's the new bartender that Gemma just hired". "Sexy isnt she"? He smiled returning to work.
[Madrox] yo yo yo she had ? ? ? ? Kat Von D tattoos around the eyes with the ? ? So I'm like I can get it on with a vampire wearin a thong shakin them titties that you want to put your mouth on damn suckable f**kable loveable touchable she had piercings above her nipples. This shit stay hard right like me she heads over I seen her thong it had a playboy bunny i'm like look her hunny i'm in the ***** with all that shit I was standin out here watchin you shoppin at hot topic I love ya style you an actress or somethin have you ever been up in films is it up for discussion? I'm ? ? ? ? rushin in I like them video tape hot bitches gettin their harbor bound I love your face. It's instamatic ? ? ? ? lets go to your crib and stain a matress
You couldnt keep your eyes off of her. She was sexy. Her legs went on for days. She was wearing a black short short mini skirt with fishnets and a black corset. My kind of woman, full sleeves on both arms. Nosed peirced with spiderbits. Gaged ears, long black hair with purple tips. You felt yourself get hard. You could wait to see whats underneath all those clothes.
Gemma must have saw you starring, she dropped he stack of papers. Y/N bent down to get them. She wasnt wearing any underwear. "Holy shit". You said rubbing your scalp. "You ok there brother"? Chibs asked "Yeah I'm good". Gemma waved you over to her. You tried to fix your tent in your pants. "Y/N this is Happy, Happy this is Y/N" "Hey nice to meet you". Y/N said as she shook your hand "NIce to me you too". Y/N's our new bartender, so keep an eye out for her". "Thats not necessary, I can take care of myself". Y/N said as she pulled out a switch blade from her boot. "Well ok then, get to work you two". Gemma yelled as she walked off. Y/N looked so good up close. Her breast were over flowing her corset. She had her nipples pierced you could tell her corset was tight fitted. "Hap, you ok there"? 'Yea, let me walk you in".
{Chorus} I fell in love with a gothic chick and she gave me everything that she was (so dark just like her clothes) how could I know I love her and then let her go, oh no I fell in love with a gothic chick it was fate you can see oh no I love her but she would never love me
You showed her the bar and who people were. You were satnding right beside her and you could take your eyes from hers. She was not like the croweater. She had respect for us and her self. Everytime she was in the same room as I, I couldnt control my dick. It has a mind of its on. He wanted he and he would get her. Monoxide] Her pale skin is so white I'm hypnotized by the sight of her moonlight eyes vampire bites tatted on her right thigh and skull on her wrist to remember the suicide try she got a ten gauge in her ear and ? ? ? ? she likes rough sex and bumpin EMO music Well I'mma rough neck and I got the rep to prove it there's no less no way that she can be substituted I'm not the type but my mind is so duluted that I'm blind if she was heroin i would shoot her stop ? ? ? ? I'm goin through them backwards jumpin through hoops and lookin stupid Cupid shot an arrow and it peirced my eye because I can't help but to stare everytime she goes by one day maybe i'd get the nerve to try but right now i couldn't handle rejection and she'd die
Y/N P.O.V Happy was a great looking guy. He have everything you liked in a guy. Tattoos, a bike, he was badass, fuck he was sexy. From the croweaters he liked rough sex and he always liked being in control. You wanted him so bad. "Hey Hap, you want another". You asked him. "Yea, keep them coming". You laughed. "Whats so funny". "Oh nothing, thats what the croweaters keep saying about you". "They do, wow I must be the talk of the club". "You are, they say your the best they ever had besides Tig and Jax". You said as you poured another shot. "So you liken Tig and Jax"? "Nah, not my type". "Whats your type". He shot down the drink. "You". You said boldly "Fuck Girl". His lips smashed in to yours. "Lets go to your dorm". {Chorus} I fell in love with a gothic chick and she gave me everything that she was (so dark just like her clothes) how could I know I love her and then let her go, oh no I fell in love with a gothic chick it was fate you can see oh no I love her but she would never love me
He picked you up carrying you to the dorm. Slamming the door. "Fuck Y/N, your so fucking wet". Happy said as he pounded in to you. "Damn Daddy". You moaned out. He squeezed your breast as he took a nipple in his mouth. "Shit Little Girl you got surprises everywhere". He rubbed your pierced clit. Fuck Happy dont stop please". You arched your back "I'm gonna come". Happy grunted. "Fuck me too". You clawed his back You came as you saw fire works with Happy still rubbing your clit. Happys still ramming in you.  As you came down from your high Happy was coming. He pulled out of you and came on your pussy. You stroked him to get every drop out. Getting on your knees you licked him clean. He tasted so good. You got cleaned up and dress. "That was fucking hot, we should do that again". You said as you put on your boots "Oh yes we will". Happy said as he kissed you. Happy's P.O.V Walkng out like nothing happened. Every guy looking at her with lust as she took their orders. No one new she was a freak like me. My freaky chick.
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goodailynews · 7 years
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keyaubade-blog · 5 years
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“Zelos say something dumb so people forget about my slip up.”
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“Alright! All the hunnies around here are hot and they should date me.”
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“I said dumb! Not try to date everyone you playboy!”
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“I can’t help it, I see cute hunnies and I just have to.”
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itshaejinju · 7 years
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For the invasive asks, could I ask all the ones you haven't answered? 😙 (I also can't copy or find the symbols on my phone rip)
MUAHA, thanks for asking all of them! Making SINday a good day to be breathing.
☻- Do you have any mental illnesses?
Yes I do! I have Bipolar Type II, which means I get depressive really easily.
♥- Who do you like?
I’ll go with celebs, Park Chanyeol holds my heart.
(Though I like all my friends because why would I not be friends with them if I didn’t at least like them?)
♡- Who is the last person to break your heart and how did they do it?
Hm have my heart truly heart broken? Good question. . .Well (was rejected recently which is a first for me but didn’t break my heart or anything) what did break my heart which caused me to be wary of a lot of people from then on.
STORY TIME: This dude I was dating told me he was getting divorced from his wife we had been talking for a good year when he said he loved me and wanted to divorce his wife. I was like O.O;; because I had fallen hardcore for him but I was like Jin he’s married. So I just held back the feelings. So then he promised he would divorce her and such, we made plans and sorta started dating after he showed me divorce papers. (My morals aren’t the best, anon, sorry) so after I admitted to loving him and all that jazz he tells me he’s not leaving her. He couldn’t leave his kids. I was super depressed for ages, like it was just plain horrible that I trusted him to go through with it all and then just to back out on me like that. Hard for me to trust people now.
♫- Name a song that makes you cry, a song that turns you on, and a song that makes you happy
Makes me cry: Mad World by Gary Jules (EVERYTIME!)
Turns Me On: Playboy by EXO
Makes Me Happy: (currently) Cheer Up by Twice
☼- Name a mutual you want to fuck or date
All my friends in the FF15 fandom, I’m up for a busy weekend if they all agree. (I got a high sex drive and love men and women.)
◒- Post a secret you would never normally share
I stare at myself in the mirror and tell myself every morning, “You may not be the best but you are not the worse.”
๑- Do you pretend to like anyone you don’t actually like? If so, who?
Not really I’m honest if I don’t like you I don’t like you. Like I don’t “play nice” to save face you know? So if I reply, or make any social contact with you (even liking your posts and reblogging) I legit like you. I don’t fill my time up with people I don’t like just placate people, don’t have time for that drama.
★- What’s something gross about yourself?
Well I don’t think this is gross but I’ve been told by some that it is. I sleep naked.
☆- What is the worst thing you’ve ever done to someone?
Hmm, they won’t think it as the worst thing ever but for me it was because I felt like a failure. I was planning this HUGE party for a friend but had a lot of issues that popped up before hand and I couldn’t afford it and ended up having nothing for them not even a good dinner. Was so upset with myself. x.x
✌︎- Have you done any drugs, drank, smoked, or had sex?
Drugs: Yes, only one illegal drug but a bunch of OTC stuff as I use to be addicted to pain killers. (Long story ended in the hospital twice, OD two times, all the good stuff, your liver and kidneys will hate you later on in life)
Drank: Um like a fish hunny. All responsibly though! Never at home where I take care of my ill mother or driving or at bars. I drink at my friends house, and all the dark beers and hard liquors!
Sex: Yes, I’ve done some crazy sex stuff. Sex is fun as long as all parties agree with everything and in a controlled location and you use protection. Phone sex operator for a while, amongst a few other kink worthy things. :D
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blogginqueen-blog1 · 5 years
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Exclusive interview with Helen Sparta
Dear readers, as promised, we have here the one and only Helen Sparta who has taken time out of her busy schedule to come and answer a few questions.
blogginqueen: Thank you for coming Helen.
Helen: I would say it’s a pleasure, but I am using this opportunity to clear my name.
blogginqueen: alright! Let’s get started then. I am just going to give a quick brief on what your interview will be out. Today we are mainly focusing on the public statement you gave yesterday morning.
Helen: everyone wants to know about that (Helen rolls her eyes)
blogginqueen: I hear that your public statement is directed at your husband. We were left a little confused with some of the things you said. Do you mind explaining this statement for us? ‘Hecabe here produced the first cause of our troubles When she bore Paris. Secondly, this city and I were doomed by Priam, when he ignored the warning given by a dream of firebrands and refused to kill his child.’
Helen: um, exactly what I mean. Would that playboy Paris dragged me into this mess if his mummy didn’t give birth to him? So really, she started all this trouble. And if only Priam had listened to the firebrands.
blogginqueen: the firebrand? (I asked, somewhat confused)
Helen: Yes. you know those astrologists that read your palm and stuff. My lawyer thought the word firebrand gave a more colorful touch. So, to be very honest, if Priam had listened to those palm readers, I wouldn’t be in this mess. How are men not capable of keeping the rubber on?
blogginqueen: I see. Thank you for answering the question Helen. You seem to be a firm believer in Greek gods. Can you tell us more about this?
Helen: I don’t understand what’s so hard to believe (Helen looks somewhat annoyed). You believe in Jesus, don’t you? Anyway, the Greek gods are behind all my troubles. Menelaus should be blaming them, not me.
blogginqueen: I see. Thank you for taking the time to come here, Helen. Just before we finish this interview, is there anything you would like to add?
blogginqueen: Yes. Menelaus, hunny, if you are somehow reading this interview, I just want to tell you, GET OVER IT. I am too pretty to die. You know that I know that. Are you really going to be responsible for killing an angel from Victoria Secrets? Let’s stop this beef and live peacefully with our cute puppies.  I just want to tell you again that it’s not my fault at all. Why would I ever think of leaving our gorgeous penthouse? You know my modeling deal is in Greece. Why would I ever go with this Paris guy, when I have you, handsome. He probably drugged me to go with him. Just maybe, I wasn’t even with Paris, maybe it was a body double or something. You just HAVE to trust me.
(end of interview)
So, my dear eager readers, that was the end of our interview with Helen Sparta. We haven’t heard from Menelaus just yet. People of Greece have had enough with this quarrelsome couple. Increased taxes are not all that the Greeks suffered. The people of Greece eagerly wait until the Menelaus’s five-year term in parliament is over. Let’s hope his equally infuriating brother Agamemnon doesn’t run for president!
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life-n-fashion · 6 years
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Graduation #16 🎓 with my playboy hunnies 👯‍♀️👯‍♀️👯‍♀️ (at Liverpool John Moores University) https://www.instagram.com/laurita_mak/p/BpGK7_rAKUB/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1deyhizo3dcfh
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