If House of Troubles were a band, Molag would sing and play double-neck guitar, Malacath would play bass, Mehrunes Dagon would be smashing the drums, and Sheogorath would try to fit in with a tiny Korg.
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"Do you… ever wonder, what the world would be like, if we'd grown up while elves and humans were at peace?"
"Maybe we would've met like most normal people do."
She looked up at him, amused.
"Like 'normal people do'? And what exactly is that, for you?"
"I dunno," he rubbed at the back of his neck. "Bumped into each other at the marketplace?"
"I suppose I could have become the sort of person to just be at the marketplace, if we were at peace," she said, her smile growing.
"Or, more realistically, we would've met at some diplomatic function with your father as king, and with me tagging alongside my parents as part of the Dragon Guard."
From "in search of silver linings (we discovered gold)" :3
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So I rewatched The Princess Bride.
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Daniel Ricciardo should change his name to dozen because he dozen do anything, dozen win, dozen even score points, dozen act like a team player.
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okay but to add some sweetness and cuteness after gut wrenching pain
due to gate shenanigans at different periods of time jinwoo and jinchul shrink to small children form
one time a child appears out of go gun-hee shadow surrounded by equally small almost plushie like shadows. entire KHA goes insane because usually scary looking hunter sung and his shadows are really cute now??? jinchul gets assigned to babysit jinwoo (gun-hee jokes that handling jinwoo shouldn’t be a problem since he deals with S ranks anyway who are simply overgrown children and jinchul wants to tell him so badly that S ranks and actual children are different things, sir--). so jinwoo spends some hours clinging to jinchul (as well as his shadows that he can’t unsommon but at least they’re small). to jinchul’s suprise jinwoo is actually a sweet child that is easy to care for so there’s no serioius accidents until he gets a chance to ride jinwoo to sungs and entrust him to his actual mother who’s more than capable to care for him while he’s stuck like that. but since he’s still assigned to keep check on jinwoo no matter what he visits sungs when he gets the chance to, always bringing small treats that kyung-hye so nicely told him about.
after this gets solved jinchul finds a big basket with freshly baked expensive pastry and a really good herbal tea that helps with stress and sleep problems and a cute thank you note.
then after rare raid participation it’s jinchul who gets shrunk and go gun-hee faces a clearly panicking but stone faced child that is on edge and just looks around to keep check on everyone. he just calmly sits somewhere on corner sofa, doesn’t talk to much and doesn’t take treats other KHA workers give him. and then small Kaisel plops near him startling poor jinchul and they just end up staring at each other until he starts to pet her. then a giant bear approaches him too and it nuzzles him and is really fluffy and warm and he allows him to ride on him which jinchul happily does. jinwoo’s big brain plan of making small jinchul more approacheable with cute animals was a sucsess and now local shadow monarch carries a comically grumpy small chief of monitoring division in his hands and buys poor child sweets and other things.
jinwoo later received an awkward apology for trouble he brought but honestly best reward for jinwoo (and best laugh) was jinchul’s face when he saw a plushie of mini Kaisel sitting on jinchul’s workplace and it exact perfect size to take naps on it.
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I am still in my feelings about that "I didn't transition to look like Elliot Page: I wanted to look like Hank Hill" thing because like?? Very fucking rude to Elliot Page first of all?? What the fuck is the subtext here? That he doesn't look enough like a "real" man and is some kind of dilettante who we shouldn't take seriously until he mans up, or something?
Also like... as far as I know Page is not attracted to men, but it feels vaguely homophobic? "I want to be a Normal Straight Man who looks like a Regular Guy not a fucking [slur redacted]" Like fuck off? And it had so many notes! How is policing the gender presentation of other transmasc people being so roundly fucking applauded, oh my god.
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Yall really think I'd just forget about my lil checkpoint AU???
HA NEVER-
I got bored when I just remembered my lil au so I just got to my drawing table and started drawing what was in my mind and I could not and I mean Could Not get CosmicPrince!Steve EndKing!Steve dynamics off my fucking head I was also learning Spanish in duolingo at the time
Cosmic Prince!Steve originally belongs to @caldraws!
End King!Steve originally belongs to me!
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Levi. Edward. Bojji. Link. Thorfinn.
Sometimes, we don't see our patterns until they're laid out in front of us. Turns out I like my men traumatized and three apples tall
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