#myMH/CPcrossover

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Marble hornets and creepypasta as stuff I’ve heard in theater pt 2

Ben: The director is god here.

Slender: I’m choosing to ignore you because we have a deadline.

Jeff: I was too lazy to write their names.

Brian/Hoodie: That regular story roller coaster thing.

Sally: That but times a thousand because it’s theater. 

Liu: Oh shit we don’t have act 3.

Eyeless Jack: Zoom singing is one of the saddest things.

Toby: The show goes on forever. 

Clockwork: Maybe abandonment issues. We’ll see.

Tim/Maksy: You can finish your emotional arc after intermission. 

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Tim, walking into Toby’s room: What are you working on?

Toby, frantically trying to close tumblr: Homework. 

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Creepypasta and Marble Hornets as things I’ve heard in theater

(you guys really seemed to like the one with things my teachers have said, so this one is like a part 2! This was originally supposed to be all teachers, but as I was writing this out I realized that all of these were coming from theater, so this is a collection of things that I’ve heard from teacher, directors, and other theater kids. And I decided to include everyone from Marble Hornets because it’s theater, and they were working on a film, amd Marble Hornets is just awesome. Enjoy!)

Ben: I’m going to jump into the screen and shake you.

Clockwork: Enjoy being the villain. Enjoy it.

Slender: Don’t forget to exist physically.

Jeff: At 6:35 I started throwing things at my computer.

Liu: My audio is usually questionable, let’s be honest.

Toby: What did I break?

Brian/Hoodie: I’m wearing the ever fashionable blanket cloak today.

Alex: Alright, we’re doing something different this time because we don’t want you to die and we also want you to survive school but mostly we don’t want me to have to figure out Shakespeare again. 

Tim/Masky: Don’t breathe. 

Jessica: It’s going to scratch you that’s what chicken wire does.

Sarah: Everything is sad and terrible and it’s raining. 

Amy: If you don’t cry are you even in theater?

Seth: It’s too many things! Now you know why I was freaking out.

Jay: I don’t have a purpose I’m just here. 

The Operator: You are a fetus.

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morgue

Tim/Masky, checking the find my friends app: Will someone please ask Toby why he is at the morgue?

Brian/Hoodie, on the phone with Toby: Toby, Tim wants to know why you’re at the morgue.

Toby: I’m not at the morgue this is my house.

Biran/Hoodie: He says that it’s his house now.

Tim/Masky: This is why I make you deal with him. 

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creepypasta and slenderverse as things my teachers have said

Sally: Let me find something fun to share, maybe a picture of my cat?

Ben: The minecraft people have come!

Helen: Buy art you love. Never buy art that matches your couch.

Brian/Hoodie: The way to a woman’s heart  is sheep. Write that down.

HABIT: Therapy and geology are the same thing.

Jeff: I think I said break up room instead of break out room. When you get in you have to break up with someone.

EJ: No, that’s a nuclear reaction. That doesn’t happen in cells.

Toby: Oh it’s got a cat. Bonus points right off the bat.

Tim/Masky: Do your work. If I wanted something alive that took up space I’d get a plant.

Slender: I don’t live in the classroom.

Liu: All the cool people raise your hands. All the rest of you have homework to do.

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Creepypasta and slenderverse as things my friends have said

Helen: Use blood as decorative paint

Jane: Align your chakras and give me back my tupperware.

Toby: And I said... that’s not a camel, that’s my wife.

Sally: The toes go in rainbow order. 

Tim/Masky: Shit! I mean oops. 

Nina: If you ever need to get something done cry. 

Brian/Hoodie: Frog and toad has the answers to everything. 

Liu: Oh, you’re pretending we have a plan?

Clockwork: Who wants to see my wasp nest collection?

Ben: I don’t have a purpose I’m just here.

Jeff: So it turns out ignorance is not bliss.

Slender: I’m praying for my own downfall.

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Creepypasta and slenderverse as stupid things I’ve said/done

Clockwork: Doesn’t really wear dresses but made a dress out of pure spite and got burned, stabbed, and nearly impaled in the process.

Toby: Consultes a friend on making plasma in the microwave. She said she did it once at school, broke the microwave, and electrocuted somebody. Proceeds to make plasma in the microwave.

Ben: Gets bored and fights with the computer by structuring sentences in a way it hates.

Tim/Masky: I’m not going to do it but what do you would happen if I drank 91% isopropyl alcohol?

Liu: Do you think if I sled off this steep rock I’ll break my neck? Because I don’t want to die. Then proceeds to sled off the rock before an answer can be given. 

Brian/Hoodie: Oh, sorry that there’s blood on the floor I forgot to clean it up.

Jeff: Yes I know I’m overdramatic deal with it.

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kneecaps

Masky/Tim: God is more powerful than you.

Toby: I will kick your god in the kneecaps. 

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faces

Liu:Guys,stop making faces!

Tim/Maksy: Who was making faces? (he then spots Toby, the source of the trouble)

LATER

Brian/Hoodie: So why did you guys get in trouble earlier?

Jeff: Toby and his overly expressive eyebrows gave us away.

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Physics

Toby: Ok, Tim is gone, Brian, this is your chance to criticize him. 

Brian/Hoodie: Well...

Toby: Go on, you won’t be judged.

Brian/Hoodie: Um... I think I’m slightly better at physics than him?

Toby, writing it down: That’s not what I meant but ok.

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short

Tim/Masky: Hey! Ben! Pay attention!

Ben: No can do, my attention span is shorter than I am.

Tim/Masky: Yet you play games for hours without taking a break.

Ben: Sorry but I didn’t hear that. I wasn’t paying attention.

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ignorance

Tim/Maksy: Toby I need you to go grocery shopping.Here is the shopping list.

Toby: Ignorance is bliss therefore i shall not look at this and will buy whatever I want.

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The truth

Tim/Maksy: Toby, did you burn down that building?

Toby: Do you want me to tell you the truth or what you want to hear?

Tim/Masky: I don’t care which as long as you don’t say anything that will cause me even more stress.

Toby: Then the answer to your question is no, I didn’t burn down that building.

Brian/Hoodie: Then why is your sleeve on fire?

Toby, panicking: Jeff did it!

Brian/Hoodie: But Jeff is scared of fire.

Toby:...

Toby: Jeff did it.

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chemicals

Toby: Ah yes, casually playing with the chemicals.

Tim/Masky: Don’t play with the chemicals.

Toby: But I played with the chemicals last year.

Tim/Maksy: ...

Tim/Maksy: So that’s why you had those burns on your hands last year. 

Toby, panicking: Um.. maybe...

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purple

Toby: ugh why isn’t Tim here now i can’t make fun of him.

Jeff: Doesn’t that mean you can make even more fun of him since you don’t have to worry about the consequences?

Toby: Yeah but it’s more fun when he’s here because then his face can do the exploding turning purple thing.

Toby: And bold of you to assume that I actually worry about the consequences in the first place. 

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Tim/Masky: Ok, if someone told you that if you go to a place from your dreams you’ll find treasure would you go?

Toby: It’s an adventure, who am I to say no?

Tim/Maksy: But what if you had to go all the way across the world and climb a pyramid or something. Then would you go?

Toby: Probably.

Tim/Maksy:...

Toby: Besides, I like pyramids.

Tim/Masky: You know what Toby, I’m done.