#myfriendsarecrazy

[urfaveasexualscorpio]

My Crushes in a Nutshell

Me(to my friend): So uh yeah I think I have a crush on them

*awkward silence*

My friend: OMG OMG OMG OTP I SHIP IT YES WHEN IS THE WEDDING I CALL FLOWER GIRL OMG FINALLYYYYYY

[nijisora22]

This escalated quickly----

So one day me and my friends has this conversation.

"So uh, what do you think about a couple with different religions? With no ones want to gives up their own?"

"Isn't that wrong? I mean at least in my family we're not allowed to have different religion married."

"I'm not fucking talking 'bout married shithead--"

"What? So you're talking 'bout bunch of wishy washy couples that think 'Because we will not get into that far, we'll be fine' ?"

"Doesn't that statements just means they don't want to be in a serious relationship wih you?"

"SHiT--this get dark real quick."

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You would think 15 years old teens trying to get too much informations into their fucking heads---

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[booksandyass]

Enjoy my Gollum-esque entry into the @bellusoddities photo challenge 😂 The aim was to recreate the brilliant photo our resident expressive photo QUEEEEEEN @showmeyourpages created (swipe to see her original inspo) Now... I'm clumsy as all hell and have a child to take care of so I'm not risking shit by hanging off a deck 😂 I will however scare the crap out of inner city cafe patrons by crouching under their tables and ghost moving chairs to get this photo though 🙈 it's all about boundaries right? 😂 So in the end, I got my photo thanks to my amazing coworker and friend @Leesamiz and hopefully I'll be let back into my fave cafe despite my shenanigans 🙈😂😂(PS. Cooh y'all are amazing and I love you and your food forever) Also if you want your own Hogwarts House tumbler or wineglass you can head over to bellusoddities.com and nab one! A portion of all sales is donated to BLM and Trans Rights Organisations in light of jkr's comments. ❤ No sales go to her, you support an amazing small business owner and we can reclaim Harry Potter 💫 . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #bellusodditiesphotochallenge #bellusoddities #ravenclaw #harrypotter #potterhead #bookishtumbler #bookishdrinkware #bookishmerch #customtumbler #customdrinkware #sustainabledrinkware #keepcup #gollum #crazy #weirdo #doitforthegram #myfriendsarecrazy #ilovemyjob #bookish #bibliophile #booknerd #bookstagrammer #reppost #gifted #hogwartshouse #harrypotterhouse #ravenclaw #hufflepuff #slytherin #Gryffindor via @preview.app (at COOH Bourke Road Alexandria) https://www.instagram.com/p/CCt-Zrag2Ky/?igshid=1bjlqngt0vnt5

[belladonnablack1]

I swear my friends are normal 😅😜😊 #belladonnablack #friends #myfriendsarecrazy #myfriendsarebetterthanyours #roadtrips #roadtrip #myfriendsarebetterthanyourfriends #myfriendsarecoolerthanyourfriends #myfriendsareawesome

[lynne9121]

Tonight has been perfect. I have the best friends and a great, sexy, man by my side. ❤️ I may hate certain aspects of my life but I will always be happy to come home with him and crawl into bed.

[kimmiemart]

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#typical #myfriendsarecrazy #thatswhyilovethem #wedding #triciaandrob #arrigo (at The Surf Club of New Rochelle)

[littlebeeenergy]

Yummy Nummy

When you announce you're baking sweets and desserts again and half your friend are like STUFF IT IN MY MOUTH!!!

[tammylynnmcnabb]

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#MidlifeCrisis? It’s a myth. Why life ge

#MidlifeCrisis? It’s a myth. Why life gets better after 50 | We don’t peak in #middleage, say the experts. So forget about the stereotypes & embrace change! https://goo.gl/Pn61ZQ The Guardian #itsmybirthday #lookwhosfifty #lifebeginsatfifty #myfriendsarecrazy #kimdown http://ow.ly/i/Hb8yn

[bettemcduffy]

What an awesome way to spend a Saturday morning. So lucky to have friends that get me out there! #play #sledding #snowfun #myfriendsarecrazy #dailyoutdoorworkouts (at Highlands Ranch, Colorado)