#my friends are idiots

[ellie-talks-toh]

Turning stupid conversations that my friends and I have into Undertale text conversations, because I found a generator and intend to abuse it as much as possible.

[nobodyaskedlmaoooo]

i was crying to Phoebe Bridgers last night at 2 am and my friend texted me "there's a party at my house right now"

WHAT DOES HE KNOW THAT I DON'T

[bill-cipher-enjoyer]

mkay settle an argument for me

in a universe that is vaguely futuristic (but not too far in the future) and dystopian, where a radiation spill in a city resulted in increased dna changes to the population resulting in superhumans, where anything superhuman is frowned upon, penalized, or yknow hatecrimed for existing

would furries fit

its my universe i made but my friend is making an oc for it and is pissed bc i said furries wouldnt fit there then he said "ok so theyre a shapeshifter now" and im like. yan. youre not gonna be able to use the furry form. you WILL get hatecrimed hun. please stop. I'm an ex-furry, im pro-furry, but to me they DO NOT FIT HERE.

update he's literally just trying to make furry puss in boots and his argument was "i have a sword and nine lives" okay whats that gonna do against a cop who wants to kill you just for existing? like yeah its gonna work 8 times but what about the ninth?

[super-oc-creator]

Replica and 🪤?

Fun fact, like Firefly, Replica is based off of a friend. @synthace to be exact. So I asked them and this is their response: Replica may *look* smart, but they're not exactly the brightest lightbulb in the box. Anything shiny or remotely interesting will trick them into falling for even the dumbest of dangerous traps. And if there's nothing like that around, Replica will do anything for their friends to the point where even *hinting* that their bestie is in danger will cause them to dive headfirst into some fuckery.

I love this and you're right. You're not that smart. JK

[cat-dot-exe]

based on real events

i need to make more of these

[selkaycik]

afterwards we asked him, what the hell he thought the button could possibly be there for…

… he had no answer.

[ezras-left-thumb]

learning to love myself through the power of 0.5's

[alquemieeeeeee]

shitty campaign idea i actually dmed once

ok so i brought my players to an abandoned town and an old man sat alone on a porch. he beckoned the pcs over to him and they asked why the town was so empty. he explained that a darkness (dementors) overtook the town and they lost the only weapon that could possibly defeat them and pointed in a direction. the pcs went sprinting that way bc WEAPON!!!!!!

they get close and notice weird, unrecognizable footprints. they get to a small fort, completely unguarded, surrounded by those footprints. they slowly walk though, finding nothing. they go down a level and get underground to find bunkers with tiny beds and what appear to be alchemist goggles and overalls. still no one.

they then find a secret door and go down another level to find a cave system. they continue making their way down, finding various overpowered or completely useless homebrew items, finding no one. they then find a large pile of bones on what appears to be an alter. they go past and get to the last room, finding a wand (the elder wand specifically) on a pedestal with light shining on it.

the centaur gets SO EXCITED and books it there, it’s loud hooves causing an avalanche and destroying the wand. the water genasi then searches for it and only found vague scraps. he wasn’t happy with me.

then they went back up disgruntled and then heard noises when they got close to the secret door. they opened it to find a huge horde of minions.

their leader comes up, holding his sons hand and spoke minionese to them asking what they were doing.

the fighter got SO EXCITED to FINALLY have something to kill and just beheaded the leader in front of his child and they fought their way out massacred them while they ran away in fear.

they then decided they hated their characters and the centaur and water genasi killed each other in a mutual effort

[maxgicalgirl]

Being a “Fun Fact !” kind of autistic is all fun and games until you get halfway through sharing an interesting tidbit and realize that it probably wasn’t appropriate to share in polite company and now you have to deal with the consequences :(

[lightningstorm003]

FriendsGiving but with a twist: we're all broke and don't need a whole buffet spread, so we go to a late-night showing of Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes instead.

10/10 would recommend. (Especially if your friends are a little slow on the uptake and don't realize the foreshadowing for Hunger Games until the last 15 minutes of the movie and loudly exclaim it making all the people behind us bust out laughing.)

[shandzii]

them but,, roblox drip 🥴

Lyner belongs to @sleepyeule

[lotus-pear]

lore accurate teen soukoku. the worsties ever

[isawjamfirst]

they’re both missing the same person

[heartorbit]

find another role, carry on the show

[theeliampayne]

my friends have had a long running tradition that we'll celebrate birthdays a day early, no matter how inconvenient. It's so stupid, but we haven't bothered to change it yet

[angriestannatar]

When you go Non-verbal and you just trying to be present and vibe and your friends don't understand but try to vibe with you so they mimic what you do like yall still toddlers who cannot speak but must express how cool the leaf is.