#myregyn

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*turns into a spineless worm on a string to slither underneath your door into your room* SQUIGGILY :D i bring modern au obasane brainrot :D

- they met in their second week of university when kanae decided they should ask the new guy to join them for lunch and at first they were kinda awkward around each other, then they became friends when sanemi found out that the university was gonna forbid obanai from bringing kaburamaru with him and because he's been fighting principals all his life (getting his school to approve his recording devices was a struggle) he straight up dragged obanai to the dean's office and pestered the officials into approving kaburamaru as a service animal

- obanai frequently makes jokes about sanemi loving his motorcycle a little too much and calls him wheelie boy but it's all just an elaborate ruse to avoid admitting that he's deathly afraid of getting on the damn thing

(- sanemi does see through it eventually but obanai literally saw him fight for his life on a three step ladder so he's not really in a position to say anything about it)

- nah but fr bullying each other is their love language but they actually become wildly protective of each other when they're in uncomfortable situations

- obanai hates hates HATES any kind of vehicle and public transport is literally his personal hell and whenever they're on a bus together sanemi will go full scary dog and physically shoulder people out of the way so obanai gets to have some space

- sanemi can read but he's really slow and every time they go out to eat and sanemi has trouble with the menu obanai calls the waiter over and has him explain every single dish to him because "i grew up in a cult mister, we ate rats and potato peel"

- sanemi loves doing this thing where he puts his elbow on obanai's shoulder when they're standing next to each other and he will have the most relaxed conversation with someone while obanai is fuming next to him

- sanemi knows he can get away with this stuff because obanai isn't one to make a scene in public but he saves all of these little encounters in his memory for when they're alone and then. well.

- people would think sanemi wrecks obanai the most but it's actually the other way round because 1) obanai has kaburamaru as support so that's already an advantage and 2) as much as he hates to admit it (which is why he never admits it) sanemi is just more ticklish than obanai and obanai is mean about it

- obanai loves visiting sanemi's family with him, he's awful with kids but he likes having the shinazugawa siblings around and just seeing how they have fun together and how much they care about each other

- obanai's room is always way too warm and humid because of kaburamaru and the first thing sanemi does every thursday (designated cleaning day) is barge into his room and open the window while obanai cusses him out and wraps kaburamaru in every blanket he can find (the snake is completely fine)

- sanemi helps obanai set up dates with mitsuri, he knows all of her favorite restaurants, her favorite flowers and what cute little sanrio gadgets he could get her as a gift

- obanai isn't really useful in planning dates with kanae but he's really good at knocking sense into sanemi when he's shutting himself off or getting into his own head too much over things that just aren't as bad as his mind makes them out to be

- obanai struggles with sensitivity towards certain topics but most of it stems from him simply not knowing a lot about these topics, for example he'll occasionally drop slurs without knowing they're offensive and whenever that happens sanemi is there to subtly ram his elbow into obanai's ribs

- "sabito said he was gonna do a small dinner for pride month." - "pride month? oh right that's the month for the fag-" *elbow* "the lgbtq... i... a...?" *bisexual nod of approval from sanemi*

- obanai later wrecks sanemi for allegedly breaking his ribs but he's really trying his best to be an ally

Oo, a worm! *gather's you up on a leaf and puts you in a fancy worm habitat* perfect!

OBASANE BRAINROT LETS GO!!! I love this holy-

-Sanemi fighting tooth and nail for Kamaramaru is so CANON! He will get physical if required but overall will be as annoying about it as possible until said dean gives in! He's got a whole presentation on service animals and stats on their effect for reducing anxiety and all that until the dean is just "Fine fine, just don't lose it."

-WHEELY BOY! KERKJKEJRJKEJKREJKR I love that HELP! Also mood, Obanai- motorcycles are terrifying. Cool as heck to look at, but utterly terrifying kakjrkjer (jarjkeajkrjkej SANEMI! Two steps is far enough! One step more? Nope- not doing it; far too tall. He's sweating bullets and acting like he's on the edge of a mountain and Obanai's just holding him from behind like: "It's one foot in the air, Sanemi-" "JUST HOLD ONTO ME!")

-Sanemi being a guard dog for Obanai while on public transport is so good holy- he's used to doing so for Mitsuri and Kanae cause creeps be creeping until they get a look at Sanemi's K-9 s and Obanai kinda loves how scary the taller man makes himself but then immediately is all: "Ma'am do you need to sit down?" the second an elderly woman come on board. He may or may not have told the bus bully to "move over before I throw you out the window" once and then proceeded to do so.

-HELP OBANAI WRECKING SANEMI EKJRKERKEJKRJKE He feels so bold until Obanai whips out the snake- all his bravo just whooooosh~

-Obanai struggling with the Shinazugawa siblings but in a meaningful and sweet way is so cute??? And Sanemi just busting in like: "WHAT UP- good lord it's warm in here." Obanai panick wrapping Kamaramu in blankets when Sanemi opens a window is a mental image I love so much kmakjleakrjeajrkjr

-Them helping each other out on dates/getting out of their heads is so CUTE! I can absolutely see Obanai's blunt honestly shaking Sanemi out of whatever mental stump he's in- and Sanemi playing wing man in return for him and Mitsuri is so sweet??? He's the one that knows exactly what Mitsuri would love and Obanai's forever grateful for it karjeareajrjelrf

-Pfft- god bless Obanai; he means well, he just doesn't quite get it at first. Granted, once you correct him he'll make it his personal mission to follow that correction and educate himself the best he can. He's messy but he's trying his best as an ally- and that's all one can really ask for, right?

-also Obanai wrecking Sanemi for "breaking his ribs" is HILARIOUS! "You broke mine, so now I'm gonna break yours!" "I dihihihihin't ehehehven hihihiht yohoohohu that HAHAHHAHR-"

These were immaculate! Thank you for sharing, friend!

[milf-harrington]

"did you get my letter?" with mailee? 💛

this is really short but it's also so vivid in my mind that i had to write it <3

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Ty Lee ran a hand over Mai's bare shoulder, fingers warm and rough, the sheets tangled between their legs. "Did you get my letter?" She asked, lips brushing Mai's throat.

Mai smiled, thinking of the wooden box beneath her bed, flowers and waves carved into the lid. She thought about the soft smell of crushed cherry blossoms that wafted out of an open envelope, a looping scrawl that went on for pages and pages, the brush of paper on lonely nights.

"I got all of your letters."

[milf-harrington]

that's a pretty exercise :D how about rey (and yes, i'm using my own name for this)

a loose ponytail, dark hair, humming under your breath, thumb holes, jackets with the sleeves rolled up, grey-beige and faded yellow, pop culture, an old ipod and headphones wrapped in tape, holding hands at a crosswalk