#myshizzle

[aquarianrage]

The way I've been feigning OMFG, lit out here. 🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾#gamergirl #sekiro #shadowsdietwice #feudalera #japan #myshizzle #thanksamillion #hype #gamermom #gamergirlsunite #bgg #bgak #blackgamers #formynerdas #PS4 #teamplaystation #gamer4life #activision #wtfgamersonly #fedgaming https://www.instagram.com/p/BwTA2Q5gSQoOJL4PDzq7LfxD0-ig_ecj-Z2vqk0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=ia76wcqxt01b

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[A6A6I5] ====>

MEENAH to increase tha peace: listen up buoys n gulls MIZZLE yeah yeah baby: i aint M-to-tha-izzuch fo` inspirational sbeachizzles MEENAH: but here goes one anemoneway so whateva n listen tha fuck up MEENAH: yo' friendly sandle ho-slappin' pizzle just flipped tha keys ta dis bizzay crazy ass nigga ta me MEENAH: so as all yalls forma heiress n current empress i herebizzle officially decrizzle MEENAH paper'd up: im tha boss now MIZZLE: you gotta do what i say MEENAH paper'd up: follow mah motherfucka ta tha baller nizzy just cauze all our G-H-to-tha-izzosts be at stizzake n existence itself depends on it MEENAH: but coz im tha bomb MEENIZZLE: and all tha shizzle i sizzle be coo' n rizzle MEENAH cuz this is how we do it: miznosta you gots some good fightin skill or some powa or sizzay S-H-to-tha-izzit MEENAH: gizzay pusha ghiznosts im lookin at yizzle MEENAH: Wussup to all my niggaz in the house. i dizzay what yizzle cizzay all do 'n them peejays but bitch it be yiznou killa fuckizzle br'n it MEENAH: tha rest of you witout powa or even like MIZZLE: modizzle combat ability? MEENAH: jiznust MEENAH and cant no hood fuck with death rizzow: iunno MEENAH: Subscribe nigga, get yo issue. throw yo' damn torso at tha homey MEENAH: fa real every individual flail'n n blunt-rollin' body be gonna cizzy for somefizzle 'n dis god dizzy mizzess MEENAH: sea we gots a weapon MEENAH: Its just anotha homocide. a nasty one some legizzle sez MEENAH: D-to-tha-izzont ask me ta qizzuote tha legend cauze i dont rizzead up on no damn legends thugz J-to-tha-izzust tell me dis sizzy alright? MEENIZZLE: but tha idea is y-aw set him up MEENAH: then we kniznock hizzim D-to-tha-izzown MIZZLE with the S-N-double-O-P: i trust that i dont gotta say who we up against hizzle MEENIZZLE: you know tha gizzle MEENAH: tha hulk ass pizzle devil whos been shredd'n all our blizzack spiznace MEENAH: pizzle up our bubblizzles MEENAH: murderizzle innocent spizzay octizzle MIZZLE, niggaz, better recognize: dizzle cappin' our ghizzle which ta be fair there were wizzle too many of 'n tha fizzy plizzay but lizzle nizzay D-W-to-tha-izzell mizzy on thizzat dumb F-to-tha-izzact MEENIZZLE from tha streets of tha L-B-C: its L-to-tha-izzord muscle homey MEENAH: a huge like MIZZLE: Ill slap tha taste out yo mouf. professional wrestler wit suspenda n tha heezee of a skelizzle MEENAH in tha mutha fuckin club: the fuckin time boss who wipizzle out troll kind one way or anottizzle MEENAH now motherfuckers lemme here ya say hoe: i think hiznes afta his sis bizzle shizzes on record as not gang bangin' so who cares MEENAH, chill yo: he wizzle shot calla stiznop til he finds ha MEENAH: so we have ta stop hizzay MEENAH: ta sizzave space n reality n an infinity trizzle cosmic frogs or some absurd stuff lizzay thoze lines MEENAH: but we have ta stop him most importantly coz MIZZLE: its just a badizzles spendin' ta do MEENAH: n i PROMIZZLE you MEENAH: as yo' supreme rula fo` afterlife MEENAH: that thizzle wiznill be a balla uze of our tiznime MEENAH: n bizzy tha shit out of bein bored n do'n nuttin foreva MEENAH ridin' in mah double R: so i ask of you MEENAH: as humbly as i can while tak'n into considizzle im tha best one hizzay by proximately 20K leagues or so MEENAH: whizzay wit me? Freak y'all, into the beat y'all. MEENAH: thizze answa be MEENAH: all of you MEENAH: y-aw be MEENAH: coz i command it MEENAH: bizzy it schoo' i kizzy you can do it MEENAH: coz i believe 'n every last one a you MEENIZZLE: n also MEENIZZLE: yizzle have ta MEENAH: Drop it like its hot. coz if you dont MEENAH, niggaz, better recognize: ill fizzle yizzy ta lizzle kizzle myshizzle

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[drained4l]

i saw a post and omfg i did this 

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Joke of the day

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law­ lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing and the aroma of perfume filled the room. "What are you doing?" she asked. "I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law­ said. "I am wearing my love dress." "Love dress? But you're naked!" said the mother-in-law. "My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained. "It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me." The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and lay on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her lying there so provocatively. What are you doing?" he asked. This is my love dress" she whispered, sensually. "Needs ironing," he said.

[swag-chou]

15 Things That Make Me Happy

I was tagged by my lovely waifu kenken-chan, thanks for tagging me babe         ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

FOOD

MONEEEEEEYYYYY

chilling with my friends

going to anime conventions 〜(￣▽￣〜)

drawing my fav characters

math, believe it or not, I actually love math I'm also really good at it (¬‿¬)

yaoi also makes me really happy

talking to my tumblr friends

vacation!

swimming

doing nothing

reading manga/ watching anime

listening to music

dancing

seeing the people I hate fail in life ^^

I'm not tagging anyone, so if you want to do this, feel free to do it!

[heartwitharmour]

Well. 3 days in Germany and already sick. Yays for me. However, the next 2 days of skiing should be fun, even if my cold stays. And I get yummy ski food. Je suis müde.

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[sarahryry]

Legit though these were the lyrics to Blank Space

"Got long list of starbucks lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane, but I've got a blank space baby and I'll write your name"

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Pierce the Veil's setlist <3 

~Camden Underworld 21/09/2012~

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how much of a cutie pie is jaime ox 

~Camden Underworld 21/09/2012~ 

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Chris and Balz 

~Camden Underworld 13/09/2012~