#mystery of charmie

[talkingwoman]

Call me Cassandra….*

Having a history of offending members of the Charmie fanhood, many of whom will not even see this post since they blocked me, I will nonetheless state my bona fifes openly. I love Armie Hammer and I love Timothée Chalamet. Being older, more educated, and a practicing professional provides me with apparently annoyingly inconvenient insights when discussing the two men I love and the years since CMBYN changed so many lives. The upset in the fandom occasioned by Timmy’s liaison with the Jenner person compels me to express the following. Believe me, my goal is to soothe rather than irritate.

First and foremost, I have said before and repeat here that one of the worst failings we have made in viewing the Charmie myth is that we tend to conflate Armie and Timmy IRL with their characters in CMBYN, Oliver and Elio. Neither man is much like their movie role at all. Briefly, Elio is sensitive, highly educated and intelligent, as well as emotionally vulnerable. Timmy is, based upon his interviews, observed public behaviors, etc., probably none of these. He is, as he says, an engaging goofball. Often he misuses and/or mispronounces words and creates word salad answers to interviewer questions. He’s a player more than a mensch, and his ambition knows no bounds. Armie is more like Oliver than Timmy like Elio, but without the redeeming affection the movie version of Oliver brought to the mutual seduction. The Oliver of the book was far less open and affectionate than movie Oliver, but both men were emotionally insincere, dishonest, and manipulative. Oliver was having a summer fling before finishing his degree, marrying, and getting on with life in both book and movie. Even more publicly than Timmy, Armie is a player who admits to manipulating and using people as personal convenience items. It’s questionable whether he remembers anything 😉, let alone everything.

Similarly, we are willfully blind to the realities of the profession that introduced us to Armie and Timmy in the first place. Show biz is a relentlessly demanding and often cruel bit of work. Timmy was born into a theatrical family and groomed through auditions and training from an early age. Small wonder that virtually all of the directors he has worked with mention his drive and ambition to succeed. That desire rules Timmy’s life and he is not likely to squander his opportunities as Armie tragically and so unnecessarily did. There is a new article out that captures this essential characteristic, titled the making of a global superstar. Timmy is surrounded by a team that calculates every move the young man makes, scrupulously. For instance, while Armie has loudly proclaimed his heterosexuality, Timmy’s team has assiduously cultivated an aura of androgyny, assuring that both the gay and straight communities can identify with and thereby claim Timmy as one of their own. The revision of Lee in Bones and All from jock to bisexual predatory adventurer is a classic example. So, in short, almost anything in the public eye should be viewed through the lens of this effort to promote Timmy to the highest artistic and popular levels of his profession. Most of you will hate this, but Timmy’s utter and complete failure to utter one supportive word about Armie, once his role model and mentor, throughout the shitstorm that Armie’s professional and personal life became. Many no doubt wish and fervently hope that there is still a viable bond between these men, but if there is, it requires a very steep price from one of them.

Before I go, one little observation that I hope will bring some solace regarding the PDAs seen at the Beyoncé concert. Kissing is an expression of intimacy that is usually accompanied by intense mutual gaze. Both participants in these lip locks looked directly toward the camera the second the kiss ended, not at each other. Telling…,

*Cassandra was a figure in Greek mythology who was reviled and tortured for telling true, but unwanted truths.

[chacolachao]

A mysterious letter and a mystery that only the Chaotix (and Barry) can solve unfolds in A Gem Dipped In Red by @premeditatedshitbag a part of @sthbigbang!!! <check them out And that's not all- More artwork by the amazing artists, @clawcakes, @thetripwalker, and @o-kai !!! Check them out here: [x] by @clawcakes [x] by @thetripwalker [x] by @o-kai

[pocketscribbs]

Barry getting increasingly distressed as he watches someone fill a microwave with raw eggs (You can make a microwave explode with enough eggs)

I’d like to imagine this is how they meet Charmy

[best-fictional-detective]

ROUND 1

[mysteryofcharmie]

I know John Moore personally and am here to tell you that he's neither a troll nor was he lying about seeing Tim and Armie together in LA despite many people thinking that. I can't say who I work for but believe me when I say that Charmies will be getting their wish fulfillment. What they've been waiting for is definitely coming. Very soon.

I'm completely out of the fandom dynamics so I don't know what you're talking about or if it's still relevant but I thought I'd post this anon anyway for anyone interested.

[an-internet-rando]

Sonictober Day 12 - Mystery

"Ruh-Roh Ruckles."

[silvyysthings]

🤭😏😍 this face

[lea-andres]

Me, still losing my mind over that official Vectilla art: I need a superhero Chaotix AU ASAP:

Me, an old school nerd who's been listening to too many radio dramas before going to bed: AND ESPIO'S THE SHADOW-

[sonknuxadow]

it’s nice seeing cream as a detective after she wasn’t at amy’s birthday party

tails and cream both wanted to be the detective and had to play rock paper scissors for it and cream lost and was too embarrassed to even show up

[montydrawsstuff]

Some future chaotix cos I haven't drawn it in a hot minute

[pollyannawog]

[talkingwoman]

Poignant

There is something endearing about the enduring belief of Charmies in a relationship between Armie Hammer and Timmy Chalamet. Today some of the faithful posted pictures of the two men together at the 2018 Golden Globes as if a six year old PR photo has anything to do with either man’s life in 2024. Of course, the entire Charmie phenomenon has always been premised upon secrecy; it is at once the proof that a ship exists and must remain hidden and the sole explanation for the absence of any verifiable evidence that the men have even spoken to one another, let alone seen or spent time together in years.

Rarely has so much emotional meaning been invested in, pardon the pun, “pure imagination.”

The time-honored but by now very tired PR argument applied to Timmy’s female partners (all of whom share obvious physical appearance characteristics) may finally be permanently dispelled by the success of Wonka. Now, our guy is completely bankable in HW terms, wildly talented and versatile as an actor, and apparently a favorite among influential directors. And please don’t forget or dismiss Timmy’s ongoing avoidance of saying anything in support of Armie. Friends, let alone lovers, don’t leave friends behind, twisting slowly in the wind.

There is some rich quote about the seductive perils of reminiscence dancing at the edge of my memory, but I can’t grasp it. No matter, you get the drift, right?

[charmi-the-lizard]

Nether star!

[pupmusebox]

Tag dump 8/?

{ Demon King and Dragon Royal - Gardonus } { Mysterious Demon and Distant Ancestor - Astaroth } { Older Half-Brother to a Human Exchange Student - Xavier } { Quiet Powerful Bird of Pride - Zephyr } { Fashionable Fellow and Aspiring Clothing Designer - Declan Crewel } { High Ranking and Odd Archangel - Michael } { Human with a Reincarnated Angel's Soul - Lilith } { Celtic Wolf and God of Light - Lugh } { Warrior Wolf Pup of a Celtic Wolf - Connla } { Beast That Calls the Moon - Lunala/Artemis } { Beast That Devours the Sun - Solgaleo/Apollo } { The Blinding One - Necrozma/Lux } { Lazy Bones Skeleton - Sans } { Robotic Soul and TV Star - Mettaton } { Spaghetti Maker Skeleton - Papyrus } { Odd Human From Above - Frisk } { Lightner of a Human - Kris } { Fastest Thing Alive - Sonic } { Two Tailed Prodigy - Tails } { Guardian of the Emerald - Knuckles } { Mastermind and Doctor Robotics - Eggman } { Treasure Hunter and Secret Agent - Rouge } { Ultimate Lifeform - Shadow } { Last of the E-Series - E-123/Omega } { Time Traveler with Psychic Powers - Silver } { Chaotix Detective Agency Boss - Victor } { Soulful and Stealthy Ninja - Espio } { Hyperactive Intuition - Charmy } { Diamond Ruler of Time - Dialga/Ruka } { Pearl Ruler of Space - Palkia/Rozovo }

[moonlights-thoughts]

So I decided to take a break with Sonic frontiers by watching Sonic's Murder Mystery...

wish Charmy the Bee and Silver the Hedgehog were there too, since Victor and Espio, and Blaze were there...

Also Zippy is so cute and funny being socially awkward and trying his best as Tails assistant throughout the murder mystery

[siplick]

Happy Mystery Dungeon day from Charmy and I!