Let's have a party
There's a full moon in the sky
It's the hour of the wolf
And I don't want to die
I'm so happy
Dancin' while the grim reaper
Cuts, cuts, cuts
But he can't get me!
I'm as clever as can be
And I'm very quick, but don't forget:
We've only got so many tricks!
NO ONE LIVES FOREVER!
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...what mediocre jack black gay sex movie?
This one called the D-Train
They dont talk abt it in the trailer but jabdkf the plot twist is that jack black banged the cool actor guy and nearly ruined his marraige and lost his job because of it. The movie is v fascinating to me cause its not overtly Homophobic??? But the overall effect is homophobia, but it does it in a kind of compelling way and thats so funny to me. It comes soooo close to saying something interesting, but fails to do so because its conclusion is just so Weird and came out of left field (for me). So yeah its weirdly compelling in a "studying the psyche of a straight-but-not-homophobic white man whos coming to terms w being a normie" kind of way
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i should make a relationship chart for my shep i think. not custom shep cause i havent even finished ME1 with that fucknut, but like. the default one that i took creative loyalties with
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hey all! looking for cheap art pieces of your favorite characters/ships?
or maybe even as a gift for a friend for the holidays? consider my art!
criteria for purchasing art:
- you must be 18+ to request ns.fw art
- all transactions are done through paypal
- what you see is what you get
will draw:
- fandom characters [irl movies/shows and book characters may be difficult]
- animals, scenery, and space-scapes
- furry, anthro, etc. depending on complexity
- ns.fw and specific kinks (ask me and i’ll tell you if i will or won’t)
- “mascots” or personas (i will not draw portraits of real people)
won’t draw
- illegal content (underage/b.estiality/racism etc. The Obvious No-No’s)
- “hate” art of people’s original characters
- mecha (its just really fuckin hard)
- ship art of minors with adults (ew?)
still interested? prices below the cut! :)
available tiers:
“doodle” sketch [base price: $12]
this is my preferred tier, so i’d prefer to sell these the most!
these will be completed the fastest and are the most comfortable for my style
increments: +4 for fullbody, +2 per add. character (if over two), +5 for “detailed” bg, +12 for ns.fw
line art [base price: $16]
more or less just a “cleaned-up” doodle, with more care towards cleaner lines.
these aren’t really my favorite, but that’s because I hate cleaning my lines
increments: +10 for fullbody, +4 per add. character (if over two), +10 for detailed bg, +12 for ns.fw
flat colors or colored line art [base price: $18 / $22]
prices vary exclusively on the colors requested meaning:
mono/bi/achromatic (0-3 color palettes) are $18
“full” color (anything outside of my color style or custom palettes) is $22
increments: +12 for fullbody, +4 per add. character (if over two), +12 for detailed bg, +14 for ns.fw
shaded+colored line art aka “paintings” [base price: $30]
okay these are really hard to complete under a deadline as this tier requires the highest level of time and effort, so i may be selective with these based off of how complicated the piece seems to be. addendum: depending on the complexity, i may ask for half payment up front to ensure that you intend to purchase the final piece. i will refund your money if you genuinely decide you don’t like the progress made before you purchase the final product. your patronage will always mean more to me than money. :)
increments: +15 for fullbody, +8 per add. character (if over two), no detailed bg, +18 for ns.fw
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