#n4ture

[kremy-lecroux]

hey, want this?

*hands you a comically large lollipop*

Actually, I don't really care for sweets all that much. I know someone who does, though...

Someone who should come grab it from me before little miss over here spots it. Her teeth are only just comin' in, I'm not lettin' 'em rot away just yet!

[cupids--bow]

username update o7

was n4tures-mockery is now cupids--bow

[beforus-for-real-justice]

Hello there, Mod Terezi, do you like games? Would you like to play one with me? I'm sure you'll enjoy it, my dear friend. It's a game of riddles, a guessing game. Answer my riddle, and you win a prize.

Eight pallbearers carry, death across the floor. He weaves his shroud for those that move, to make sure they move no more.

Wh4t th3 fuck?! Wh4t th3 fuck 1s th1s?

1 h4te g4mes, 1 h4te 3very g4me but cust0m scr4bble, 1’m n0t pl4ying sh1t. 1’m n0t y0ur fuck1ng fr1end, 1’m n0t 4nswering y0ur w3ird d3ath thr3at r1ddle. L3ave m3 4lone y0u fr3ak 0f n4ture!

G0 4W4Y!

[yarkults]

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[liichkiing]

I posted 3,021 times in 2022

92 posts created (3%)

2,929 posts reblogged (97%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@holographicbutch

@dictyop7era

@n4tures-m0ckery

@katyagoncharov

@automatonophobe

I tagged 2,981 of my posts in 2022

Only 1% of my posts had no tags

#reblog - 2,881 posts

#yeah - 63 posts

#sif says - 52 posts

#l project - 52 posts

#important - 32 posts

#exactly - 20 posts

#ask - 20 posts

#sea glass - 17 posts

#obsessed - 15 posts

#ya - 15 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#similar energy to my friend hearing me say ''incense'' and saying ''you can't talk about that that's bad!!'' clearly confusing it with. inc

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

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#4

You are my da-ad! You're my dad! Boogie woogie woogie!

(bonus doodles below)

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#3

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116 notes - Posted January 26, 2022

#2

"Someone finally put comedian back on my Wikipedia page!"

134 notes - Posted August 28, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

A young webcomic stands in its bedroom. It just so happens that today, the 13th of April, 2022, is this young webcomic's birthday. Though it was thirteen years ago it was given life, it is only today it will be given a name!

What will the name of this young webcomic be?

> Enter name.

1,496 notes - Posted April 13, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[thelifetimechannel]

TEREZI: H3Y TH3R3 L3MONBR13FS! JAKE: Hey yourself! JAKE: ...do you give everybody you meet food-based nicknames based on the color they wear? TEREZI: MOR3 SC3NT TH4N FOOD 4ND Y3S TEREZI: 4T PR3S3NT OUR ROST3R CONS1STS OF BLU3B3RRY C4NT3LOUP3 CH3RRY BL4CK L1COUR1C3 W1TH JUST 4 *H1NT* OF K1W1 V4N1LL4 4ND K3Y L1M3 P13 RHUB4RB W1TH 4 C1TRUS G4RN1SH 4ND... TEREZI: D4MN1T, 1 4M OUT OF BLU3 FOODS >:/ JAKE: Blue raspberry? TEREZI: D3L1C1OUS BUT UNFORTUN4T3LY NOT FOUND 1N N4TURE JAKE: What!! Youre kidding me! JAKE: Surely blue raspberries exist somewhere in the world! How else do they make that flavor? TEREZI: 1... TEREZI: DONT KNOW? JAKE: Exactly! Why would it be the only one without some basis in a real food? TEREZI: P3RH4PS 1T 1S 4 M1X OF OTH3R FRU1TS? JAKE: Hm... what fruit tastes kind of like licking a spark plug? TEREZI: L3MONS TEREZI: MYST3RY SOLV3D JAKE: I beg to differ! I would bet your bottom boondollar that blue raspberries are too a real thing. TEREZI: W1TH YOUR T1TL3 1 DOUBT 1TLL B3 4 F41R CONT3ST TEREZI: SPE4K1NG OF WH1CH YOU 4R3 1N N33D OF 4 N3W MON1K3R TO R3FL3CT TH1S SYMBOL1C4LLY W31GHT3D SH1FT TEREZI: 1 DO D3T3CT 4 H1GH3R TH4N 4V3R4G3 4MOUNT OF COLORFUL M4T3R14L ON YOUR P3RSON JAKE: Yes yes make the joke about the pants at your own expense. They stay! TEREZI: HMMM... TEREZI: S1R HON3YBOTTOMS? JAKE: Er. JAKE: Nothing to do with the rumpus region please. TEREZI: B4N4N4 H4MMOCK? JAKE: NO!! NOTHING SUGGESTIVE OR SALACIOUS OR LEWD!! TEREZI: 1M T4LK1NG 4BOUT YOUR CLOTH3S, DUMMY! JAKE: Well SORRY but im quite tired of dealing with jokes based upon the desirability of my physical countenance! TEREZI: S4Y WH4T NOW TEREZI: 1LL R3M1ND YOU 1 C4NT S33 YOUR PHYS1C4L COUNT3N4NC3 JAKE: Oh. JAKE: Sorry. JAKE: Id still prefer we get the focus away from the shorts. TEREZI: OK4Y F1N3 TEREZI: WH4T 4BOUT LEMON SL33V3S? TEREZI: OR M4YB3 "CORNY" JAKE: Oh ha ha ha. I see what you did there! TEREZI: 4H Y3S S1GHT PUNS TEREZI: QU1CK ON TH3 DR4W TH3R3 JAKE: The quickest draw in the west! I mean not to blow my own horn but sugar coated succotash you think its easy thinking up all these antiquated euphemisms on the fly? TEREZI: W3 34CH H4V3 OUR T4L3NTS TEREZI: 1 GU3SS YOURS 1S B31NG 4 HUG3 N3RD >:] JAKE: Hey! Im proud of my nerdery! JAKE: What like you arent doing the exact same thing just with a different lexicon ms mint chocolate chip sundae with cherries on top? TEREZI: D4MN TEREZI: YOUR N1CKN4M3 G4M3 N33DS WORK BUT YOU GOT M3 D34D TO R1GHTS TH3R3 JAKE: Damn skippy!

[number1salesman1997]

+ what's with the obsession with heaven, do you think you deserve to see it?

IS IT NOT: THE N4TURE OF A L L [[soft]][[fleshly]] BEINGS TO [[your heart's desire]] THE I[[deal]] OF A WORLD W1THOUT [[has this ever happened to you?]], WITH OUT [[you or someone you know struggles from depression]], W/ITHOUT [[AHH!! NOO!!! OH GOD IT BURNS!! PLEASE LET ME GO!!]]?

ISNt'NT IT [[simply]] THE NATURE OF [[greedy]][[hedonistic]]BEINGS [[like your old pal Spamton]] TO LU$T FOR THE [[hopes & dreams]] OF A WORL OF ENDLESS-ENDLESS-ENDLESS [[BLISS]]?

BUT! DO I!! [[Spamton G Spamton]]!!! FOR ALL MY [[factory defect]], DESARVE SUCH A HEAVEN?/? !

[[And again I say unto you, It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God.]]

SO I [[give genorisly]] ON [[this holiday season]] AS [[just pennies]][[just]]PENNINCE[[a day]] FOR MY [[corporate greed]] THE REST OF THE [[year round low prices]].

[[Cause I've got faith, of the heart]] IF I [[keep up the good work!]] ONE DYA I WILL [[earn my keep]],, ADN FIND MY [[heaven]] . . .

[serelea]

Witchy About Me

I wasn’t tagged but @sylvaetria​ invited anyone who saw their post to do one as well, so here we go.

Name: Serelea (it’s not my given name but I prefer it in witchy circles).

Sun/Moon/Rising: Aries sun (cusp of Pisces), Libra moon, Leo rising.

Aura color: I’m still practising, but so far from looking at my hands I see a mix of light blue and different purples, outlined by gold. I have visual snow so it’s difficult for me to see.

Deities: None.

Witch type: Eclectic, secular. Storm? Garden? I think I’m too new to be certain.

Element: All?

Favorite tools: Don’t have tools yet, but my guess would be feather, athame, seashell, herbs, candles, and salt.

Familiar: Great horned owl, snowshoe hare. I miss living close to them. 🙁

Favorite flower: Oh this is tough, I like so many! Forget-me-nots are my current obsession.

Favorite herb: Basil or garlic… I use them for cooking as well as for protecting my garden.

Favorite crystal/stone: Quartz, howlite, moonstone, or zebra jasper.

Describe your perfect candle: Scented with the right blend of vanilla and orange - almost like creamsicle, but you can still tell the two apart. It melts slowly but the scent holds for a long, long time.

Top 3 favorite witchy emoji: 🌿⚡⛤

Daily witchy ritual: Checking the weather forecast.

Divination method: Tarot. I intend to try others.

Favorite lunar phase: New, that way I can see the stars better.

Favorite weather: Thunderstorm with constant heat lightning and roaring thunder.

Favorite Sabbat (if you celebrate): While I don’t celebrate, I relate to Ostara as it marks the coming of spring where I live (my favorite season), as well as my birthday.

Favorite magical beast: Unicorn.

Favorite tea: Red Rooibos.

My tag-ees: @witchyreveries​ @that-witch-tay​ @n4ture-witch​

[scuffed-tarot]

To @n4ture-witch, new follower! Rock on, kick ass, and take a nap.

[pgagob201955537552-blog]

“N4TURE M0RT3 3T S0C13T3 D3 C0NS0MM4T10N!”. Blaise et les poussins de Claude Ponti se sont cachés dans mon dessin. Ces poussins de mon enfance ont l’habitude de jouer avec les codes barres des 4eme de couverture des Albums de Claude Ponti. Micro-pointe noir. 31 Octobre 2018.

[cupids--bow]

url change yaay yay yippe

scenecore-jpeg -> n4tures-m0ckery

[ask-zereth-s4lz4r]

Yøu gøt any øther høbbies øther than bein' a dick?

not m4ny but i do like working in my l4b.... i find it very enjoy4ble two fuck 4round with n4ture.... especi4lly after being told it is not 4 good ide4

[sailingintosunset]

Get to know me 💕

I was tagged by @oddly-awkward to do 20 questions, the rules are you answer these 20 questions and then tag 10 of your followers/mutuals. Name: Jurze Nicknames: Jurz, Sunshine, bby, and babe Zodiac: Leo Sexual Orientation: bisexual af Favorite Fruits: Strawberries, Oranges, Raspberries, and Lemons Favorite Season: I can’t choose they are all so beautiful, but probably the warmer two cause I’m always cold lol Favorite Book: I can’t choose, but probably The Book Thief, or any book on my bookshelf I cannot choose favorite flower: sunflowers is actually a really cute story with that i tell it if you to hear animal: love them all coffee tea or hot cocoa but feeling ya girl loves some good cat dog person um both am going say blog class="tumblelog">@humansofnewyork because they are amazing and I love the stories Dream Trip? Backpacking around the world followers? 300 People I tag are @n4ture-freak @niallssquishy7inch