#nadineblacksurvival

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Nadine:I wonder what butterflies taste like.

Xiukai:They taste bad.

Nadine:How do you know that?

Xiukai:I answered your question. That's all you're getting.

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Li Dailin:So basically, you think something’s funky?

Barbara:Yes!

Li Dailin:All right. Then here’s this.

(She takes out a pair of ripped boxers from her pocket, then a big ring of keys.)

Li Dailin:You guys think that priest guy has something to do with all this, right?

Nadine:Not... really?

Barbara:Where did you get those keys? Nevermind that, where did you get that underwear??

Li Dailin:

Li Dailin:Focus on the keys.

Jenny:You can keep those keys. We’re good.

Li Dailin:Listen to me. You guys are in this wave of investigating, you want to know if he’s related to this? (She pulls out a paper.) This is his schedule. And this ring of keys is his.

Silvia:Oh my god, YOU STOLE THE PRIEST??

Li Dailin:Nuh-uh, I borrowed. Stealing is a sin.

Silvia:Ohhhh, like what Jenny said when she stole your watch!

Li Dailin:YOU STOLE MY WATCH?!

Jenny:Iiiiiiii needed to tell the time. I borrowed it.

Li Dailin:Where is it?!

Barbara:She didn’t steal it! She borrowed it!

Jenny:In my bra. One second.

Li Dailin:You put my watch in your tits?!

Jenny:If it was in my wrist, you’d get mad!

Nadine:But not if it’s in your bra....?

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Barbara:Please bring back PURIFIED water with NO minerals added for taste.

Silvia:We got spring water.

Barbara:NO.

Silvia:With EXTRA minerals!

Li Dailin:It's like licking a stalagmite.

Barbara:DON'T COME BACK.

Nadine:Mmmmm, cave water.

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Li Dailin:The beach. Hey, Nadine, count how many grains of sand this beach has. Your first mission.

Nadine:Alright. One, two, three, four, five- (continues counting)

Barbara:Why the fuck would you make her do that.

Li Dailin:It passes the time.

Barbara:It’s gonna take so long. Dailin. It’s gonna be so annoying.

Li Dailin:I’m curious what the biggest number is.

Barbara:No, she’s just gonna be counting forever.

Li Dailin:Perhaps.

Nadine:(continues counting as the two start holding back laughter) Thirty one, thirty two, thirty three, thirty four, thirty five, thirty six, thirty seven, thirty eight, thirty nine, thirty- thirty million sand particles.

Li Dailin:See, that was easy.

Barbara:Oh, fuck.

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Nadine:Did you get the supplies?

Echion:Yes. You’re not gonna believe what they cost me.

(Echion points at his arm.)

Nadine:Ah. Never gets old.

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Li Dailin:People who live in old houses don't give a fuck about anything, they'll be like “yeah i hear scratching inside the walls at night. it was annoying at first but now it's just part of the charm of this place for me. I actually can't fall asleep without it.”

Nadine:“The shadow that passes my bedroom door when i turn the lights out was a bit concerning before i found out about the man who died here 200 years ago. Now i know it's just him I'm not worried. He's like a son to me.”

Silvia:“If you feel like you're being watched while you're staying here, don't worry about it! You are, but it's friendly!”

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Nadine:Get off your high horse, it’s fun.

Barbara:You spent eight years in a forest, you think emojis are exciting.

Nadine:They have little eyes.

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Alex:You all need to go to a hospital.

Rozzi:How do you suppose we explain our wounds, exactly? Say we fought a bull?

Alex:Call it a car accident.

Nadine:That might work. Lenox does drive like a crazy person, it’s believable.

Lenox:Shhh, I drive very well. Very!

Rozzi:We also have claw scratches on us. What kind of car do you suppose we were driving?

Nadine:Maybe call it a bar fight. We did get into one on our way there.

Lenox:I don’t think we fought any tigers in there.

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Nadine:(whispering to Barbara during a dart-off) They’re tied, I’m not sure who’s going to win.

(William throws the dart, hitting the target, but not in the bull’s eye. Leon prepares to throw his.)

Laura:Please, dart, hit Lenox.

Lenox:I already moved away!

Laura:I know! I just want it to hit you!

Lenox:What did you just say?

Laura:I’m joking, I’m kidding- Calm down-

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Silvia:Hey hey, you, you, you don’t have a girlfriend~🎵

Nadine:You don’t know that.

Silvia:Oh no! Sorry! Do you have a girlfriend?

Nadine:....no.

Silvia:Hey hey, you, you, you don’t have a girlfriend~🎵

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Arda:A lobster’s nervous system is so similar to humans, that human antidepressants work on lobsters.

Nadine:....not sure I like knowing that lobsters can get depressed.

Jan:Aren’t almost all animals able to get depressed?

Arda:Yep. Fruit flies get drunk to deal with it, and cockroaches malnourish themselves.

Nadine: I don’t think I like this new knowledge.

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Silvia:Adhd just makes me really bad at capitalism, unfortunately. I’m just floating in a bubble detached from the flow of time, and you want me to work 8 hour shifts??

Nadine:I am built to sit up from sundown to sunup with minimal food and less light watching for intruders or little animals that I can kill. That requires very little of what would actually be called work and a whole lot of just zoning out because my eyes and ears are naturally attuned to picking up and focusing on changes to the environment.

Nadine:I am not built for the 9 to 5 office world, Karen. Unless your job requires me to persistence hunt Mark for sport.

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Nadine:(looks at her wounded stomach) What happened to you?

Li Dailin:Liposuction.

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Nadine:It doesn’t have a tail, so I’m pretty sure this is a hamster.

JP:Fine. Right-click the hamster.

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Arda: Fact 5067:Japanese honeybees kill hornets by enclosing them in a ball of bees, then shaking so quickly and generating so much heat they cook the hornet at 115º fahrenheit.

Nadine:No way. (She looks something up in her phone for a minute, then turns her head up.) No, it’s true.

Luke:Bad and naughty hornets get placed in the BEE SPHERE!

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Nadine:Why do humans go so buckwild for salt? You can have a regular vegetable and nobody cares, but pour a little salt on it and suddenly all the humans are flocking to it like drones to a crime scene.

Li Dailin:It’s because salt activates the same brain receptors that cocaine do.

Nadine:Holy crap, I guess we have to take all the whiteish crystals away from the humans or else they’ll get addicted to them all.