yoimiyaaaaa but casual
ALSO CLOSE UP ON HER BBYGIRL FACE
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Ayaka: I invented a game. Want to play?
Yoimiya: Sure
Ayaka: It's called broom or Ayato. I give you actual quotes I've heard Thoma say, and you guess if he was talking to his broom or his husband
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The Cycle Continues
Yoimiya:So once wasn’t enough?
Navia:Umm-
Yoimiya:Not you. You’re fine. Hello. I mean them! Is it a prank!? Did I offend you somehow!?
Ayaka and Ei: *sweating*…
Ayaka:At least you aren’t technically between us this time.
Yoimiya:We are in the same patch! I get it, okay; 2.0 and 2.1 were the golden hours for you both. I was fighting for my life!!!
Ei:You had that one good banner since then. The summer one!
Yoimiya:Do you mean the one before Sumeru and with Kazuha?
Ei:…The other one.
Yoimiya:With Nahida!?
Ei:Wow.. you’re- you are such a fighter. So strong against the odds.
Ayaka:If I didn’t know you, I’d think you were one of the Shogun’s strongest warriors.
Yoimiya:I do not need your praise! I need space! Why couldn’t I have been the person paired with Baizhu!?
Hu Tao:Hey, have respect for the dead. He’s been through enough. Go up against Eula.
Eula:How dare you!
Hu Tao:I’m just saying that’s a fair fight based one people’s interests and your own likability. But you know what’s the real tragedy in all this? The other two unexpected victims of today. *looks left*
Ayato:And just when I thought my biggest hurdle was Furina. Last time I endured well knowing Yelan and my own sister were hot on my heels. Now I discover you caught me in the middle along with two other hydros.
Ayaka:Listen, this was just a sad coincidence.
Cyno:And here we thought we were finally free from Archons! This is the fourth time for me, and of course this time it’s the electro one!
Ei:The strongest soldiers have the hardest battles. Look at the bright side. I used to share a banner with Ayato. You both have a little more space this time. Make the most of it.
Furina:That’s the spirit!
Ayato and Cyno:….
Furina:…I’m sorry.
Navia:*whispers* Is it always this competitive?
Aether:For most, no. For them, kinda always. It’s very unfortunate.
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