oh so when moth flight has kittens as a medicine cat and gives them away to strangers, one of which let his own son die and considered killing babies, because she can’t deal and somehow cant ask her clanmates to help, shes noble and brave and wise and shaped things for generations to come and she gets to die peacefully with all her children being like “wow mom that was so cool of you, we’re so happy and you are so smart and epic”, but when leafpool has kittens as a medicine cat and gives them to her sister who she knows wont mistreat them, she’s treated like shit by most people around her and shes so unforgivable that her children can’t help but snark about this at her funeral and shes almost sent to cat hell. ok
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i was raised by a pretty woman to become a pretty woman and so the end goal that i was always steered towards was someone buying me anything i want and doing anything for me for the low low price of enduring dehumanization and misogyny but what they dont want you to know is that you can actually just buy the shit yourself and take yourself out on weirdly expensive nights on the town. you can blow your whole paycheck on yourself and youre not even gonna make you feel subhuman about it
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Tim, walking into mount justice: my brother just tried to kill me lol
Bart: which one lmao
Kon, distressed: what? oh my god, are you okay?
Tim: oh yeah im fine. it was damian btw
Bart: damn sucks to suck he cant even finish the job lol at least thad knows how to get shit done
Greta: yeah my brother killed me lol. average sibling moment.
Cissie: why are you three so chill about your siblings trying to kill you??!
Tim: only child moment
Cassie: fr. y'all are just only children and kon's brother is an absolute ray of sunshine.
this is just based on a conversation me and my friends had. i personally fight my sister on the regular, my friend kazoo threw her twin brother off the top of her bunk bed when they were like four, a friend of mine punched her brother in the dick a few months ago, and another friend got punched in the dick by their younger sister a few weeks ago. our friends who were only children were horrified.
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This damn book has me hunched over it with a book light in the dark on my bed like I was in middleschool
Chat have I reached insanity?
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Hidden beloved :3
yeah? are we going to hold hands or something? or is that not allowed with my fever and shit.
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