Is that the first time Dan said the quiet part out loud about skinny jeans being difficult to take off during sex lmao
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One day on their vacation, David and Tom found a quiet and shielded beach for some naked sunbathing and skinny dipping. It had been a long night out the day before, and it didn’t take long for David to fall asleep in the sun. Waking up half an hour later, and still half asleep, he asked Tom what time it was. Not getting any answer he turned around expecting his friend to also bee asleep, but he was not there. Getting up David suddenly realized all their belongings were missing – all their clothes, their sandals, even the towel he had slept on was gone. Panicking he started to search for Tom, fearing he was lying badly hurt somewhere, when suddenly found his phone down on the ground. Reaching for it in relief he saw he had a new message from Tom. “Started to get a sunburnt, so I headed back to the hotel. You slept so nice, so I didn’t want to wake you. Worried you might get robbed so I took all your stuff with me. Enjoy your walk back to the hotel🍑🍆” the message read. Starting to type an angry reply cursing Tom and his silly prank, and demanding he get back there with his clothes, a new message popped in. “There’s some sort of festival in town today. A lot of people out, and a big parade later tonight. Heading out to have a look. Why don’t you meet at the town square, and we can head straight to dinner after the parade. Text me right away if you want me to bring you anything to wear. If not, I assume you are comfortable as you are😈” the new message read - and then his phone died. Still cursing Tom, he started on the walk back to town, bracing himself for an exposed night out.
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i actually did unfortunately go back to class for half the day yesterday, so i do have some doodles c:
I gave bighand this flat, basal, more chimp-like nose? And I realllllllly liked it
I was thinking about how he would look for Mermay, but for some reason instead of drawing it, I got hung up on his homo erectus half when I broke his halves down? Chimerarachne is so ancestral (not directly ancestral but like, really far back.. in spirit...) from actual spiders, but homo erectus... isn't? Not comparatively? Like, erectus is still in our genus
It's like one half being the dinosaur that birds came from and one half being the wolf that dogs came from. It's such a comparatively small degree of seperation! So I feel like to keep it similar, would his "human" half be more like an australopith and therefore: nose?
The lipfolds and giant canines are obviously inaccurate, though I don't care very much, they're staying because more importantly than accuracy they fuck severely
Here is a skinny dj for @glitterfartsprinkle's troubles. He's so full of air.
Everytime I think about his organs i realize just how... light he would be. There's so many Speech Holes and and therefore lungs/General Air Balloons to power them that he's probably not half as heavy as one would think
I'm also realizing that everytime I make DJMM alive I give them Comet traits, like the setup of the inside of the mouth with the gap between the molars and front, along with how far back the jaw hinge is. Comet just kinda had a winning formula I guess.
...There was also ⅔ of a page that just had.... this
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Damn right, proper male swimming attire.
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Any tipsss for drawing clothes and their form?
i dont even have a good grasp on dis, i just either look up ref pics or find the most similar clothing in my closet and put it on to get an estimate of that the folds wld look like, the rest is from pulling those events out of mental library
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