Licence to offend (2757 words) by Mary_Holmes_94
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: James Bond - Ian Fleming, Spy (2015)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Susan Cooper (Spy 2015), James Bond, Rick Ford, M, Nancy B. Artingstall, Original Female Character(s)
Additional Tags: Parody, Humor, Actors, Spies & Secret Agents, Crossover, Hollywood
Summary:
Коварный Эрнст Ставро Блофельд задумал устроить взрыв на церемонии вручения премии "Алмазный медвежонок". Предотвратить это злодеяние поручено агенту 007 - и специальным агентам ЦРУ Сьюзан Купер и Рику Форду.
A mockery of today's Hollywood and some social phenomens of our age.
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[Image Description: Nancy B. Artingstall at the back of a helicoptor holding a rifle as she yells “I just shot a man!”]
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Yuletide 2016
Below the cut is a Yuletide round-up of recs and also the things I wrote.
Stories For Me
all that is good (10136 words) by sevenfoxes
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Bourne (Movies)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Relationships: Jason Bourne/Nicky Parsons
Characters: Jason Bourne, Nicky Parsons
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, unprotected sex
Summary:
You think about Landy, how the hearings meant to expose corruption instead started to swallow her whole, destroying the last genuinely good person you knew at the CIA. You think about Vosen and Conklin and Abbot and all the fucking men who hid behind the flag and a thick line about patriotism while pursuing their own agenda, their own power and money. You think about your father dying alone, believing you were gone, that the last of his family was dead.
“There have to be consequences,” you tell him.
That is the difference between the two of you. Jason wants to be left alone.
You want vengeance.
What I liked: NICKY! I was really excited to get a story all about Nicky. This does a really good job of alternating past and present to flesh out the characters and their relationship. Plus reproductive choices.
make haste from Babylon (3990 words) by Addison R
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: The Killing
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Stephen Holder & Sarah Linden
Characters: Sarah Linden, Stephen Holder
Additional Tags: Soul Bond, Writing on Skin
Summary:
This must be the new guy, but he sure doesn't look the part.
What I liked: SOULBONDING. I won't give it all away, so suffice to say there's a match to shapes that I enjoyed, and also a pull to keep them together.
Other Stories I Enjoyed
A Divinely Attractive Arrangement (5895 words) by Fahye
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Love and Friendship (2016)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Sir James Martin, Lord Manwaring, Lady Susan Vernon
Summary:
A selection from the Private Diary of Sir James Martin of Martindale. Concerning Peas, Friendship, the state of Blessed Matrimony, and several wonders of Modern Medicine.
What I liked: This is absolutely hilarious. The characterization is spot-on, and I laughed all the way through it.
Exclusive, Mutually (1507 words) by youjik33
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Arrested Development
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: George Oscar "Gob" Bluth/Tony Wonder
Characters: Michael Bluth, Lindsay Bluth Funke, George Oscar "Gob" Bluth, Tony Wonder
Summary:
“You realize they’re only even having a wedding for the attention, right?” Michael asked.
Lindsay looked at him quizzically. “Well, yeah, why else?”
What I liked: This is an outsider pov on Gob and Tony Wonder's wedding. It's funny, and I also suggest listening to the mood music linked in the notes as you read.
Aviens Rex (1603 words) by sumeria
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: birdsrightsactivist (Twitter)
Rating: Not Rated
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Bird (birdsrightsactivist) & Original Character(s)
Characters: Bird (birdsrightsactivist), Original Male Character(s), Original Child Character(s)
Additional Tags: Twitter, Yuletide, epistolary?, no politics
Summary:
In which Brad and Steve just want to have a picnic and a Tyrannosaurus is only another kind of bird.
What I liked: This is a very funny story told in tweets where we see both sides of Bird's interaction with a family having a picnic.
They Call it Undercover Work for a Reason (But Not That Reason) (8273 words) by greywash
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Spy (2015), Olympics RPF
Rating: Explicit
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Nancy B. Artingstall & Susan Cooper, Susan Cooper/OFC, Susan Cooper/Nancy B. Artingstall/OFC (ish), Susan Cooper/Rick Ford, Susan Cooper/Rick Ford/Nancy B. Artingstall (ish), Nancy B. Artingstall/the Italian men's Olympic rowing team
Characters: Susan Cooper (Spy 2015), Nancy B. Artingstall
Additional Tags: Yuletide Treat, the olympics, Actual Bids for the 2024 Summer Olympics, (but everything else is made up), (definitely 100 percent made up), Los Angeles 2024, Paris 2024, Budapest 2024, international espionage, Adventure, The CIA: Have Fun and See Europe While Hitting Lots of Dudes in the Face, Rivalry, Hatesex, Alternate title: The Dr. Seuss Compendium of Hatesex, Would you do it on a plane?, Would you do it at a party?, Would you do it in an alley?, Would you do it on a Ferrari?, Cephalopods, Oh my God Rick Ford be better at your job, Susan and Nancy 2017 World Tour, I have 'friends' at the American embassy, Everything author knows about French accents they learned from Harry Potter IV, (sorry France), Irresponsible use of Google Translate, (sorry everyone), shh shh you have a head wound, maybe guest starring some famous person's second cousin once removed or something just because, also there's a yacht
Summary:
"Cooper," says Crocker. "We've had word of an agent trying to undermine the American bid for the 2024 Summer Olympics."
"Do we care about the Olympics?" asks Nancy.
What I liked: This is exactly as absurd as a Spy story should be.
10 Things I Hate About Reunions (17278 words) by BryroseA
Chapters: 2/2
Fandom: 10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Kat Stratford/Patrick Verona
Characters: Kat Stratford, Patrick Verona, Bianca Stratford
Additional Tags: Partial epistolary - text messages, Post-Canon, the 2nd chapter is just the story stripped of all formatting for accessibility
Summary:
Is there anyone less likely than Katerina Stratford to go to their high school reunion?
Well...maybe there is one person.
What I liked: I loved the mix of Kat and Bianca's relationship and the improbable coincidences that happen because of Bianca's scheming.
And All The Roads Are Blinding (7978 words) by moemachina
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 10 Things I Hate About You (1999)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Kat Stratford/Patrick Verona
Characters: Kat Stratford, Patrick Verona, Bianca Stratford, Cameron James
Additional Tags: Lovers to Friends to Lovers, Sisterhood, Social Media, History of Technology
Summary:
In the years after high school, Kat tentatively becomes friends with her ex-boyfriend Patrick. And then Bianca gets married.
What I liked: The slow reconnecting, and also the bits about Bianca's relationships with her exes.
Days Gone Down (1614 words) by Nomad
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Eroica Yori Ai o Komete | From Eroica with Love
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: Klaus von dem Eberbach, Klaus von dem Eberbach's father, Dorian Red Gloria
Additional Tags: Future Fic, Yuletide Treat
Summary:
An aging Klaus has a conversation with his father.
What I liked: Aging, the connection between Klaus and his father, the mix of that serious conversation with the ridiculousness that (of course) occurs when Dorian shows up.
Friday Night Bracing for Monday (21485 words) by Addison R
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Good Will Hunting (1997)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Will Hunting/Chuckie Sullivan
Characters: Chuckie Sullivan, Will Hunting, Morgan O'Mally, Billy McBride
Additional Tags: Sharing Clothes, Happy Ending, Sharing a Bed, Postcards, Canon-typical language, Families of Choice, Past Violence, Past Child Abuse, Post-Movie(s), Yuletide 2016
Summary:
Chuckie grows up a little, and Will moves back to Boston.
What I liked: Stories about people growing up and getting their lives together are my faaaavorite.
The Dame's Only Doing It for that Doll (1561 words) by major_general
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Guys and Dolls - Loesser/Swerling/Burrows
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Sarah Brown/Sky Masterson
Characters: Sky Masterson, Sarah Brown, Nicely-Nicely Johnson
Additional Tags: Rule 63, Alternate Universe - Always a Different Sex, Lesbian Character, Lesbian Sky Masterson, Misses Clause Challenge
Summary:
Sgt. Sarah Brown runs a mission on her own terms in the years after agreeing to a Boston marriage with Sky Masterson.
What I liked: Lesbian Sky Masterson! Also the effect of a gangster and a missionary making a life together.
Renovation (2712 words) by faithfulcynic
Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: Practical Magic (1998)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
Characters: Bridget "Jet" Owens, Frances Owens
Additional Tags: Humor, Siblings, Magic, The House has Opinions, Franny watches HGTV, Jet wants another brownie
Summary:
Every decade or so, Frances has the urge to renovate the House and every decade or so the House has other plans. Jet always gets caught in the middle.
What I liked: I enjoyed the House's personality and the battles it has with Frances.
Stories By Me
Every Single Holiday (4043 words)
Fandom: Spy (2015)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Susan Cooper/Rick Ford
Characters: Susan Cooper (Spy 2015), Rick Ford, Nancy B. Artingstall
Additional Tags: Dick in a Box, 5+1 Things
Summary:When it comes to gift-giving, Ford's repertoire is somewhat limited.
First Choices (2017 words)
Fandom: Chalion Saga - Lois McMaster Bujold
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Characters: the Bastard (Chalion), Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s)
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
Summary:A growing number of L.G.B.T. Quintarians are choosing to devote themselves to gods other than the Bastard.
Life to the Kingdom (2097 words)
Fandom: The Huntsman (Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: The Huntsman/Sara (The Huntsman)/Snow White (The Huntsman), The Huntsman/Sara (The Huntsman), The Huntsman/Snow White (The Huntsman), Sara (The Huntsman)/Snow White (The Huntsman), Snow White/William (The Huntsman)
Characters: The Huntsman (The Huntsman), Sara (The Huntsman), Snow White (The Huntsman), William (The Huntsman)
Additional Tags: Threesome - F/F/M, Infidelity, Future Fic
Series: Part 1 of The Huntsman: Future's Hope
Summary:When the kingdom of the north had been freed and the mirror's shards taken to Sanctuary, Eric and Sara returned to Snow White's kingdom.
Hope Of Our Hearts (4031 words)
Fandom: The Huntsman (Movies)
Rating: General Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: The Huntsman/Sara (The Huntsman)/Snow White (The Huntsman), The Huntsman/Sara (The Huntsman), The Huntsman/Snow White (The Huntsman), Snow White/William (The Huntsman)
Characters: Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Snow White (The Huntsman), William (The Huntsman), The Huntsman (The Huntsman), Sara (The Huntsman), Ravenna (The Huntsman)
Additional Tags: Future Fic, Past Infidelity
Series: Part 2 of The Huntsman: Future's Hope
Summary: When the Heir to Snow White's kingdom, who was known to the people not only by her name of Hope but also as Hope-of-our-hearts, had reached her majority, word came from the kingdom to the east that they were being harried at their eastern border by an army of nearly supernatural strength.
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So over the course of 2016 I decided to try to make a list of all the good female characters I enjoyed in media I consumed throughout the year. Some are recurring from earlier years (mostly in the case of TV shows), some were first met in 2016. Personal Special Faves bolded.
Csethiro Ceredin (The Goblin Emperor)
Kiru Athmaza (The Goblin Emperor)
Susan Cooper (Spy)
Nancy B. Artingstall (Spy)
Rayna Boyanov (Spy)
Elaine Crocker (Spy)
Joy Newsome (Room)
Eilis Lacey (Brooklyn)
Elizabeth Bennet (Pride and Prejudice and Zombies)
Judy Hopps (Zootopia)
Clarke Griffin (The 100)
Raven Reyes (The 100)
Abigail Griffin (The 100)
Lexa kom Trikru (The 100)
Octavia Blake (The 100)
Indra kom Trikru (The 100)
Luna kom Floukru (The 100)
Elise Wassermann (The Tunnel; The Tunnel: Sabotage)
Laura Roebuck (The Tunnel; The Tunnel: Sabotage)
Eryka Klein (The Tunnel: Sabotage)
Louise Renard (The Tunnel: Sabotage)
Katherine Powell (Eye in the Sky)
Elizabeth Jennings (The Americans)
Nina Sergeevna Krilova (The Americans)
Tatiana Evgenyevna Ruslanova (The Americans)
Martha Hanson (The Americans)
Claudia (The Americans)
Paige Jennings (The Americans)
Sarah Manning (Orphan Black)
Siobhan Sadler (Orphan Black)
Rachel Duncan (Orphan Black)
Susan Duncan (Orphan Black)
Cosima Niehaus (Orphan Black)
Delphine Cormier (Orphan Black)
Rosalee (Underground)
Elizabeth Hawkes (Underground)
Boo (Underground)
Ernestine (Underground)
Pearly Mae (Underground)
Susan Vernon (Love and Friendship)
Alicia Johnson (Love and Friendship)
Hope van Dyne (Ant-Man)
Natasha Romanoff (Captain America: Civil War)
Wanda Maximoff (Captain America: Civil War)
Helena Justina (Marcus Didius Falco novels)
Jean Grey (X-Men: Apocalypse)
Ororo Munroe (X-Men: Apocalypse)
Holly March (The Nice Guys)
Piper Chapman (Orange Is the New Black)
Galina Reznikov (Orange Is the New Black)
Suzanne Warren (Orange Is the New Black)
Taystee Jefferson (Orange Is the New Black)
Poussey Washington (Orange Is the New Black)
Dayanara Diaz (Orange Is the New Black)
Gloria Mendoza (Orange Is the New Black)
Sophia Burset (Orange Is the New Black)
Crystal Burset (Orange Is the New Black)
Tiffany Doggett (Orange Is the New Black)
Carrie Black (Orange Is the New Black)
Alex Vause (Orange Is the New Black)
Cindy Hayes (Orange Is the New Black)
Nicky Nichols (Orange Is the New Black)
Janae Watson (Orange Is the New Black)
Maria Ruiz (Orange Is the New Black)
Brook Soso (Orange Is the New Black)
Jane Ingalls (Orange Is the New Black)
Judy King (Orange Is the New Black)
Lolly Whitehill (Orange Is the New Black)
Jane Porter (The Legend of Tarzan)
Erin Gilbert (Ghostbusters)
Abby Yates (Ghostbusters)
Jillian Holtzmann (Ghostbusters)
Patty Tolan (Ghostbusters)
Jed Marshall (The Night Manager)
Jaylah (Star Trek Beyond)
Nyota Uhura (Star Trek Beyond)
Commodore Paris (Star Trek Beyond)
Elsa Fennan (Call for the Dead)
Nancy Wheeler (Stranger Things)
Barbara Holland (Stranger Things)
Eleven (Stranger Things)
Joyce Byers (Stranger Things)
Ailsa Brimley (A Murder of Quality)
Liz Gold (The Spy Who Came in from the Cold)
Bridget Jones (Bridget Jones’s Baby)
Miranda (Bridget Jones’s Baby)
Dr. Rawling (Bridget Jones’s Baby)
Darlene Alderson (Mr. Robot)
Angela Moss (Mr. Robot)
Dominique DiPierro (Mr. Robot)
Joanna Wellick (Mr. Robot)
Krista Gordon (Mr. Robot)
Shama “Trenton” Biswas (Mr. Robot)
Whiterose (Mr. Robot)
Shayla Nico (Mr. Robot)
Phiona Mutesi (Queen of Katwe)
Nakku Harriet (Queen of Katwe)
Misty Knight (Luke Cage)
Claire Temple (Daredevil; Luke Cage)
Mariah Dillard (Luke Cage)
Deborah Lipstadt (Denial)
Hong Thi Pham (Dragonfish)
Tuyet Phan (Dragonfish)
Mai Thi Pham (Dragonfish)
Karen Page (Daredevil)
Madame Gao (Daredevil)
Vanessa Marianna (Daredevil)
Doris Urich (Daredevil)
Elektra Natchios (Daredevil)
Elena Greco (Elena Ferrante’s Neapolitan novels)
Raffaella Cerullo (Elena Ferrante’s Neapolitan novels)
Joan Watson (Elementary)
Christine Palmer (Doctor Strange)
the Ancient One (Doctor Strange)
Nam Sookhee (The Handmaiden)
Izumi Hideko (The Handmaiden)
Elizabeth II (The Crown)
Princess Margaret (The Crown)
Teresa (Moonlight)
Paula (Moonlight)
Louise Banks (Arrival)
Porpentina Goldstein (Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them)
Queenie Goldstein (Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them)
Alessandra Cecchi (The Birth of Venus)
Moana (Moana)
Keiko Kimura (Allegiance)
Jyn Erso (Rogue One)
Mon Mothma (Rogue One)
Lucrezia Borgia (Blood and Beauty)
Vannozza dei Cattanei (Blood and Beauty)
Giulia Farnese (Blood and Beauty)
Rose Maxson (Fences)
Sun Bak (Sense8)
Nomi Marks (Sense8)
Kala Dandekar (Sense8)
Riley Blue (Sense8)
Amanita Caplan (Sense8)
Daniela Velasquez (Sense8)
My top 5 overall were probably roughly
Elizabeth Jennings
Stoic but with a beating heart, vicious, competent as shit, loving in her own manner, deeply gray and amoral, Complicated “Emotionless” Bitch™️ in a way women on TV aren’t often allowed. And hot as shit.
Lena Greco and Lila Cerullo
Let me tell you, if you want some complicated fucking female friendships (slash borderline more if you squint), these two, from Elena Ferrante’s Neapolitan quartet, are Good Shit. Two girls growing up in a whirlwind of poverty, misogyny, unequal educational opportunities, and crime in Naples, from the 1950s to the present day: the ways in which society fucks them over, they fuck themselves over, they fuck each other over (intentionally and unintentionally), they scheme to make their positions better, they love each other, and they hate each other are breath-taking, and the world they inhabit is insanely rich and atmospheric and wonderful. Probably the best books I read this year.
Abigail Griffin
Tenacious, hopeful, loving, gritty at times, competent as hell, a leader amongst all men and women. A Mother Character™️ who’s allowed to be a lot more, and 10/10 would bang, to boot.
Elise Wassermann
Competent, bad at reading and interacting with most people but good-hearted and in search of justice nonetheless, awkward and endearing without being made overly precious or having her competencies and intelligence downplayed.
Siobhan Sadler
Competent, another Mother Character™️ allowed to be more, scary at times and loving, violent and scheme-y at times, can be amoral, but gorgeously so.
(I...might have an Older Woman Competence Kink, love Italian fuckery/stories about girls fighting for education, and love awkward smart women...)
Anyway, here’s to more excellent women in media in 2017, may I find and love you.
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Oh wow! Fifty cent piece!
Nancy B. Artingstall, Spy
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[Image Description: Nancy B. Artingstall and Susan Cooper sitting side by side on a hotel couch, Nancy saying “I’m very non-physically resourceful.”]
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