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I don't know if I've said this, but.......I NEED NANDOR THE RELENTLESS FANFICS, IMAGINES, X READER, ETC!!! THE FACT THAT THERE ARE HARDLY ANY ON HERE IS HORRIFYING😫 LIKE I DON'T THINK PEOPLE UNDERSTAND HOW BEAUTIFUL THIS MAN IS AND HOW I WOULD LITERALLY LAY DOWN MY LIFE FOR HIM🧎🏿♀️
#what we do in the shadows#nandor the relentless#vampires#wwdits nandor#nandor x reader#nandor fanfic#nandor imagine
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clinically depressed nandor wanting to be human again and and the writers gave him a second djinn lamp with two unused wishes and it was never mentioned again. i hate tv
#HE COULDVE WISHED TO BE HUMAN. IMAGINE THE DRAMA. THE SPECTACLE. RAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH#ok ill shut up now goodnight#guillermo de la cruz#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#nandermo#nandor the relentless#what we do in the shadows spoilers#wwdits spoilers#laszlo cravensworth#nadja of antipaxos#wwdits s6#wwdits finale
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“I wish I had two Guillermos. Then you could have one, I would have one, and then the two Guillermos could become friends or even lovers. Then I could say, like, ‘hey Guillermo, go fuck yourself’ and then he could do that”
Nandor what the fuck????
#does he have fantasies where Guillermo fucks himself?#is that what he imagines every time he says that???#what a freak#(affectionate)#wwdits spoilers#wwdits#wwdits tv#what we do in the shadows#nandor the relentless#wwdits nandor#nandor what we do in the shadows#nandor x guillermo#nandermo#wwdits season 6#wwdits s6
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so help me god if I see nandermover on my dash I'm taking a shovel to your head. do not do it. this is the best possible thing we could have asked for (knowing that the writers were never gonna go full drama-esque love confession Bridgerton moment). We still have the talking head in the next episode. we got nandermo CLASPING HANDS AS WARRIORS. TOGETHER. AS EQUALS! We got explicit confirmation multiple times that Nandor cares deeply about Guillermo and we got Guillermo realising his self-worth with perfectly reflected call backs between Jordan and Nandor.
Nandor said "I want you by my side even and ESEPCIALLY as a human. I want you as you are. I will alter my ways just to keep you in my life." IF THAT ISN'T LOVE I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS!!!
#talks#s6#wwdits spoiler#wwdits#nandermo#NANDOR HAS IMAGINED TWO GUILLERMO CLONES FUCKING LIKE..........
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Are you a fucking snapewife
Oh Mortal, I'm a fucking Snape Sultan and that's my harem of Snape's : look this one's reading greek poetry, this one is feeding the other one strawberries, look out this one bites, ah yes these are always staying up and making potions, just ignore this one is questioning his existence. All of them are well fed and cared for,can have as much space from others as they need and of course access to my library. As they requested, I planted lilies in the garden.
Rn trying to get them to get some sunlight but you know how Snape's are.
Anon please don't be ridiculous.
#the older i get the sillier i am#dont take me seriously#but this could be a great art inspiration#Severus snape#no anon im not a snapewife hes just neat#why do i sound like nandor de laurentis#and now im a wizard rahhhh#i haven't slept properly for 9 days#anon thank you for making me laugh#pro snape#wohooo snape#snape artists where ya at?#snape snape severus snape#pro severus snape#imagine someone from hr is looking you up and find this#harry potter#yapper times#severus snape#anon answered#anon lmao#anon are you the one from last time#bro if you ask me stuff like that i will tell you weird shit#what if that's what Dumbledore just did to keep him somewhat in check
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POV:
Your camera roll as the Gen Z vampire of the WWDITS Staten Island pod.










#wwdits#nadja of antipaxos#nandor the relentless#what we do in the shadows#fx#wwdits fx#laszlo cravensworth#guillermo de la cruz#imagine#wwdits imagine#Nadja imagines#colin robinson#vampires#pov#what we do in the shadows imagines#nadja x laszlo#nadja x reader#nandor x guillermo#nandor x reader#laszlo x sean#found family#ao3#pinterest#self insert#nadja what we do in the shadows
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you know, i can handle a little bit of fun "Nandor is dumb" talk, but i have a net-zero tolerance for any implication that Nandor is not educated.
Nandor would have been incredibly educated in his lifetime.
even (or especially) as a soldier in the Islamic World. being a soldier was more like getting sent to boarding school that's also a military camp. they weren't just concerned with creating loyal fodder for war. they were building the next government officials, generals, accountants, advisors, etc. it was important that young men knew how to read, write, speak multiple languages, learn philosophy...sometimes even studying art and music was mandatory.
if he was nobility (and its most likely he was), take all that shit and multiply it exponentially. Nandor would have been reading Plato at the same age most people are still potty training. he would have been specifically groomed in such a way to not be just a brilliant strategist and warrior, but also diplomate and ambassador of literally the center of scientific and cultural excellence of the age.
so like yeah, he can be a big dummy sometimes, sure. but that bitch is probably more educated than any of us will ever be.
#wwdits#nandor the relentless#Nandor#what we do in the shadows#i think its obvious by how much Nandor loves to read that he grew up educated#it's one of my favorite character traits of his#anyways#this was just your local psa abt the depth of Nandor's character and intelligence#and how the medieval islamic world was like - so much more advanced than it's western counterpart it's hilarious how ppl mischaracterize it#(by hilarious i mean it makes me want to break something)#this was in my drafts lolol what did i read that made me vent this? idk#also 'islamic world' is just a term some historians use to describe a specific geographical location and historical age#kind of how 'western world' is used today#it doesn't mean it's specific to one religion or nation but the broader time and location#meaning that Al Qolindar or Persia or Ilkhanate or w/e you want to call where Nandor came from#the same expectations of education and it's vibrant social/cultural world remain an accurate image of the middle east in the medieval age#if you come from the west like me#think The Forum + The Library of Alexandria + Paris/Florence + and idk anything else u think of when u think of 'Western Excellence'#and then imagine of all of that in one place at one time and then u might get close to what the world Nandor was living in as a human
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WWDITS S3E3
#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#nandor the relentless#wwdits nandor#wwdits spoilers#wwdits season 3#how i imagine nandor biting guillermo in the fanfic i read#rough and powerful#i probably read at least 50 of them that have the same scene but its not enough and it never will be#man i love possessive crazy powerful nandor#mdxxgifs#ahhh what is this feeling called#its 4am i should sleep but instead im making gifs for nandor#im not okay at all how about yall#his hands are massive and pretty
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as far as character arcs can be delineated in a style like the silm's -- and additionally because thingol just has more of a character arc than most -- i think denethor's death and the subsequent massacre to avenge him is a huge narrative beat in thingol's arc, and it's a shame it gets so little attention in fandom. also hmmmm the laegrim's answering battle with the dwarves of nogrod to avenge thingol after his death, much in the same way he once did denethor, comes off to me as something of closing the circle: taking vengeance for their kinsman as he did for them so long ago. it feels very fitting that thingol, who felt so strongly for his kin that he avenged them with fury and violence, has his own death avenged with fury and violence by the same kin
#there's a post to be made somewhere about the relationship between thingol's character and the concept of violence for one's kin#plus his subsequent absolute hatred of kinslayers and just like. anyone that he perceives to pose a danger to his family#also: iathrim/laegrim relations my beloved!!!!#this is why i like to imagine nimloth as half-laegel and her and dior's marriage being another testament to the alliance and#friendship between the two groups#elu thingol#thingol#elwe singollo#denethor#denethor the elf#denethor of the nandor#tolkien tag#tolkien#tolkien meta#the silmarillion#the silm#silm#silmarillion#jrr tolkien
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اگر من دروغ میگم، منو بکش
if i’m lying, kill me.
#dont mind me im just excited about hearing nandor speak farsi#god. now that he knows farsi imagine all the pet names he can have for guillermo#i once made a post about some persian terms of endearment#also i wanna note that spoken farsi is kinda different from written farsi#and nandor knows how to use spoken farsi. except for the word ‘if’ which he used in it’s written form#it made him sound like someone who has just learned farsi#wwdits#nandor the relentless#nandermo#wwdits spoilers#what we do in the shadows#kayvan novak
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I miss them

#imagine Colin Robinson is in this picture too#i just want them back#i miss them sm#what we do in the shadows#wwdits#guillermo de la cruz#nandor the relentless#nadja of antipaxos#laszlo cravensworth#colin robinson
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and by the way guillermo offering his hand to his boss to help him down the chair, him calling his boss master, him struggling with the morality of what the company is doing for profit… it doesnt really feel like much has changed in his life and the way he operates
and in the end him hanging out with his coworkers and doing stupid normal shit with them, him feeling validated and valued by his peers for once, or him climbing the corporate ladder, i think its all gonna feel a little bit pointless and a little too easy for him, and humans are ultimately gonna feel a little bit alien, people he cant really be himself with, not all of himself. i am truly hoping he ends up realising living a human life is not what he wants either, that hes not gonna be happy with that in the long run, and he figures out that hes only ever happy when hes around his whacky vampiric found family, and nandor specifically <3
#he either finds another way to live forever with them or he accepts and enjoys being a vampire bc he knows his own motivations this time#around. believe me this is a guy who can justify just about anything#imagine if he and nandor went all in. hed be like THE SUN? i dont know her. killing people?? my favourite hobby actually <3#i love my eternal boyfriend and my little found family 😃#of course it would be sad about his family but i know my man can figure smth out#guillermo de la cruz#what we do in the shadows#wwdits#nandermo#*#some messy liveblog tag#comment
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call me a simp but this man is the only person who can manspreading
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Maybe… Nandor finds out in ep9… which prompts Guillermo to flee… which leads to all the vampires to spend all of ep10 looking for him… and to cover more ground they all split up… so we just have Nandor alone looking for Guillermo… Nandor who is upset and betrayed and hurt and sad… Nandor who when feeling all these things finally realizes exactly what he feels for Guillermo… Nandor who says a sentence that starts with “I wish” which prompts the djinn to show back up and remind him he has about 2 wishes left to be granted… Nandor who in his raw and emotional state makes a big wish that will affect Guillermo and his relationship with Guillermo in ways that we won’t even get to see until next year
#I have NO FUCKING IDEA what’s gonna happen in ep9 though#aside from Nandor finding out#can’t even imagine HOW he’s gonna find out in the next ep but I KNOW he will#nandor the relentless#guillermo de la cruz#nandermo#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#mine
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We’re all laughing at the shrek shirt now but just wait until Nandor uses his last few wishes to not just turn Guillermo back but also make himself hu-[SHOT]
#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#this is a crack theory btw#I do not think this is going to actually happen#I just was thinking of the ‘nandor wishes Guillermo back’ theories and imagined him having the same reaction as Fiona in shrek 2
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Instead of the Botox and the wives why didn’t Nandor just wish to be human again???
#wwdits#nandor the relentless#what we do in the shadows#vampires#it’s been one week#imagine Guillermo teaching him to be human again#the nandermo would have been 😌
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