#narky thinks

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The comedy break was necessary.

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Drake really name-dropped Millie Bobby Brown in a point to say that he wasn't a pedophile when he took her out on dates when she was 15.

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Fellows, I humbly ask for any bland (emphasis on bland), easy-to-prepare foods that are rich in nutritonal value, relatively cheap and within a lower price range, and won't destroy my stomach lining. I'm trying to do the right thing for once and I don't want to fail at keeping my health in check. Any and all help is appreciated.

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Drake really said that he planted the information about a daughter so that Kendrick would fall for the bait when he denied his own son's existence a year after Pusha T dragged that out too, and people are seriously going to believe him?

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Childe: (fucking up the courtroom)

Furina:

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Please note that I'm talking about the Constance in the book.

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"Aggravated assault? But I was quite calm."

-- Shenhe

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... this is supposed to be a Nigerian?

This is supposed to be a Nigerian?

You can't even tell by the design of the clothes he's wearing, let alone his skin color.

I don't know which higher-up in Genshin's art department and development is allergic to melanin or simply portraying certain cultures well, but come on now. Be serious, Hoyoverse. Be for real.

I don't like putting this on blast as I just want to exist in peace, but as someone who's not only a casual history enthusiast, but also happens to be ethnically Nigerian and has some Yoruba blood, this is fucking abysmal.

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(head in hands)

Light Yagami is his father's son.

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He's doing his best but good God I know he's cringing inside while he's recollecting how he went about asking...

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This is probably a blind shot in the dark, but I have to say it anyway:

"If there are no more criminals and no more bad people, then maybe, just maybe, my father can quit his job and spend more time with me at home."

I'm just saying.

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I think after the respective ends of their stories, Senshi and Bilbo Baggins would get along.

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Dante's the kind of person to yell "Jackpot!" whenever he flips a pancake without using a spatula.

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In the months where Xilonen was making that bike, Chasca witnessed no less than three attempts of Xilonen's to hit Mavuika with the nearest available object.

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I need Kaeya to slam a steel chair over Varka's head when he comes back, thanks.

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Furina: I loved the immersion of this script! Please invite me back if you're doing any others like this!

Every other player in the game, starting to sweat: Yeah, sure definitely!