#natchat5

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I love you goofy looking aarakocra, dragonborn and tabaxi. I love you hiring bridgerton guy just to be hot and untouchable and having his first major scene staged so that one tiddy is always artfully exposed. I love you well choreographed fight scenes and a beautifully chaotic representation of six seconds of combat. I love you compelling plot point of attunement requiring a successful role with your spellcasting modifier. I love you solving puzzles by shoving round p(ainting)egs into square holes. I love you forcing Justice Smith to do a British accent for no reason. I love you level 20 NPCs who can’t help the party against the big bad for ambiguous reasons. I love you bigby’s hand slap fights. I love you Nat 20s on potato attacks. I love you owlbears, mimics and gelatinous cubes. I love you dragons, I love you dungeons. I love you dnd movies that love dnd.

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*stares up at ceiling* choosing eradication of language as the cornerstone of the song for the 'Violence' circle of hell....

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are you trying to tell me that Lucy’s three suitors not only know each other, but are in fact homoerotic drinking buddies. 

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Newest Game Changer Spoiler-free Summary

Ify: >:3c Siobhan: *froths Britishly*

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I know that Dracula at this point is no longer a quoteunquote “comedy”…..but did Dracula just fucking blow Jonathon a kiss to flip him off

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In an episode that was devastating for all the characters, I ended it feeling the most devastated for Nydas. 

Because whatever their reasons, in that end scene, Nydas was the only one actively protecting the Tree. Laerynn was trying to destroy it, Quay wouldn’t actively try to stop her, Zerxus and Patia both tried to walk the middle ground of ‘let me gather information before committing to an action’...

It was just Nydas. And he failed. 

And I think Lou’s comment that he never expected to be in this position is poignant. He expected Nydas to be on the hubris side of calamity-causing. He never expected Nydas to be the one person standing against it. 

Add that to the way Lou roleplayed him...just riddled with desperation, pleading, pleading, pleading, not wanting to hurt his friends, but not wanting the blood of an age to be on their hands...he was in a position he never expected and he tried so hard, but he failed, and I’m genuinely heartbroken for him.

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Zerxus: Very righteously upset when his friends choose to resist Zone of Truth, is insistent that now is the time for everyone to be forthright and for all secrets to be shared with the group.

Also Zerxus: Does not divulge the fact that the Lord of Hells calls him babygirl

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I absolutely, 100% thought this tweet was about IWTV 2022 before I read the replies

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all the exu calamity characters are the most character of all time, but my heart really belongs to Nydas. My mans who prioritizes people over profit, who loves children, who genuinely believes in doing good, and who will also cast hold person to slowly stab a man and showed up to the final battle shirtless with a big titty mermaid tattoo on full display. who is doing it like nydas okiro

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can i just say. the sparse ship’s logs being on the daily schedule. is like genuinely ominous? like every day in realtime dracula is inching closer and closer to england. massively effective horror-telling tool.

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I love Laura Kearney so much. She made so many mistakes and killed so many people. Absolute Queen shit. I think she’s tied with Chris for highest potential bodycount in the game, outstanding, phenomenal, spectacular. The game assigned her ‘dumb chick that dies at beginning of a horror movie’ and she took that personally. All these other characters in other stories claim to be girlbosses and have things like ‘regrets’ and ��remorse’ and ‘doubt about their actions’ and Laura’s out here like if I killed someone that’s on them😒. Travis and Ryan kept trying to make her feel bad about killing Kaylee and Laura simply refused. Her gun was rated E for fucking Everyone. If you don’t want her to kill you don’t be in the collateral damage zone!! It’s really very simple! And she did it all for Max! To save him! Because at the end of the day, Laura just really loves her boyfriend. And to kill. 

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one fun thing about lou coming over to CR is that whenever his character would do something cool, there’d be people in the chat going ‘HOOT GROWL’ or ‘GOAT HOUSE!’. it was great

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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1604617643973124097

“I will abide by the results of this poll.” SDHFDHFLJ OKAY BET

i mean there’s a chance he’s going to ban anyone who votes Yes, but if you’ve already left Twitter anyways, what’s the harm in logging back in to Vote in this farcical nonsense? 

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today’s dracula daily is just like *jaws music*