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luna-loner · 2 years

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We've all heard of the classic "Asano gets sent to E class" but have you thought of "Five Virtuosos get sent to E class"?

OF COURSE! A Lot of times actually!

In fact, I remember reading a Wattpad story where they all got sent down to E Class. Sadly, it was incomplete (I think just two chapters?) Not sure if it still exists.

Now, if I had to write a fic like that, I'd say Gakuhou sends them all to E Class as punishment for making and losing a bet with the underdogs, therby humiliating not only themselves, but their classmates as well. And since this is Gakuhou we're talking about, it'll be easy to get A Class to turn on them.

So E Class is in for a surprise next semester; same can be said for the Big Five. And of course, it's Karma who finds it amusing. Already, Gakushuu is not going to like this...

Now, let's see how each are going to be like in E Class:

Ren:

This guy is Irina's third apprentice. Not really surprising, right?

Much like Yada, he doesn't want to seduce others with his body. He's a womanizer, but he's not lewd.

He also tries flirting with every girl in class. Kataoka practically follows him around to tell him off, especially when he's going after the not-so-assertive ones.

Yukiko is his most frequent target, so he has Sugino on his case, too.

Karasuma also has to keep him in check. He can also be harsh on him during training.

Aside from that, Ren isn't much of a hassle. He's pretty good at something when he puts his mind to it. He's quickly become an exceptional shooter, but not on the Sniper Duo's level, though.

Him and Yada can make a great duo at infiltration, especially if they've got two different targets of the opposite sex.

Since they're both brunets, they can pass off as siblings. Yada maee up this sob story about them being half-siblings and how their dad played favorites and how they didn't meet until recently and whatnot. All to gain some sympathy points.

Back to Yukiko, remember how she's his frequent target? Sooner or later, she's going to have to tell him off herself.

I imagine this happens when she opens up about her past, the Kyoto incident, and how she's learned not to care what others think and be herself. Ren's surprised a seemingly perfect girl such as herself had a rebelious phase and relates. He's had to deal with his fair share of expectations, and it can be quite annoying. Still, he's at least grateful for the overall good relationship he has with his parents.

This serves as an important growth for the two of them. Ren decides to take a page out of her book and be himself and Yukiko becomes even more assetive and vocal. They even beome book buddies and may occassionally play video games.

Ren's still a womanizer though, just less tocuhy and creepy. He also stops chasing after girls after they've rejected him and moves on to the next one instead. (Hey, it's still character development, right? 🤷‍♀️)

Seo:

May or not be considering Polyamorous relationships because of Maehara. The entire class agree these two together trouble. Gakushuu has considered getting a leash for Ren, and suggested Isogai do the same for Maehara, much to Isogai's bemusement.

Since he doesn't flirt anymore, his relationship with Yada also improves.

I've said this before and I'll say it again: this boy is so damn insecure because he's not special compared to the other B5. In E Class, it's a little worse now that he's comparing himself to those he looked down on not too long ago.

He still looks down on them even if he himself is an underdogas well. Seo does put a lot of effort in training, but he doesn't stand out at anything and it drives him crazy!

The other Virtuosos found their specialty and then there's him...average at everything...doesn't stand out...useless.

That leaves him with his English skills but even that isn't enough to make him feel important.

He really hates it when Nagisa, Rio, or anyone else answers a question relating to the subject with ease. He also gets jealous of Irina whenever someone asks her about a certain word or phrase. Hellooooo, he's right here? Why do these idiots have to bother the teachers with stupid questions?

In short, this boy wants some attention...he's just asking for it the wrong way.

So his jealousy and insecurity gets him on the wrong foot with everyone else. Even the other Virtuosos think he needs to straighten up his act. Terasaka calls him out,

Eventually, he has a heart-to-heart talk with Korosensei, who gets him to be a little more amicable. He also tells Seo that while he may not shine in a particular field, he's still dedicated to assassination and his that work is nothing to scoff at, even if it's not up to Seo's standards.

Seo isn't really satisfied with this "A for effort" crap. He knows the octopus is just trying to make him feel better.

Seo only agrees to be a little nicer after Korosensei promises to take him around the world.

So Korosensei tells him how this dedication makes him flexible at handling any weapon, gun or knife. This in turn, makes Seo perfect for supporting his classmates, which doesn't make the boy feel better in the slightest.

Now that Seo's a bit more friendly, he can hold a conversation with his classmates. He finds himself bonding with Nagisa (and subsequently Karma) over their mutual love for Sonic Ninja. (Gakushuu feels betrayed whenever he sees Seo hanging out with Karma.)

Also, I can see him and Kataoka verbally obliterate others (usually Okajima) for their stupid plans, much to everyone's horror.

Seo still has his sharp tongue, so he has no trouble calling others out on their BS. It's useful for keeping others from getting over their heads, which Korosensei makes certain to praise him for that even if he's a fairly frequent target of Seo's reprimend.

Seo and Itona are another terrifying duo. When they're not roasting others, they're roasting each other. It's a bloody, but funny verbal battle.

Araki:

This guy is all over Korosenesi in seconds, asking question after question. The octopus feels like a celebrity, even dressing up like one (Much to Karasuma's annoyance)

His inquisitive nature and observation skills make him perfect for gathering intel.

He's a nerd so he immediately clicks with Takebayashi, which means he's joined the Maid cafe squad.

He gets along with Hara due to their love for rom-coms. Also, wants to know who likes who in class.

He frequently goes bug-hunting with Kurahashi. He's curious about the mountain's ecosystem.

May or may not develop a crush on her, and turns into a blushing mess whenever he sees her.

He's also fascinated with Ritsu and never stops asking her questions, raging from Norway, to her programs, to her "older sister"

Araki's pretty good with knives. In addition to Karasuma's training, he's spent hours reading articles and watching videos and practicing in his room.

He's Yada and Ren's informat, supplying them with everything they need to know about their targets. Ristu also helps.

Still pretty jealous of Isogai, but doesn't dare say anything lest he wants the whole class on his case. (It's unspoken rule in E Class that you do NOT hurt the Ikemen)

Imagine Seo of all people telling him to put his jealousy aside and stop comparing himself to others. Korosensei is spying on the boys and weeping with pride at Seo's growth...and Seo trying to shoot him down while muttering a series of insults.

Koyama:

Actively avoids the Terasaka gang and Okuda.

His memorization skills are very useful, so he's partners with Takebayashi, who may or may not bring him to maid cafes.

He's pretty good with knives because it doesn't take him long to memorize Karasuma's moves. (Apparently, this guy's got some good muscle memory, too.)

He also teams up with Nagisa to observe Korosensei for weaknesses.

He's also copied Korosensei's weaknesses from Nagisa so they can have a back-up in case something happens to the original notes.

Much like Seo, he's envies of others who best him in his own field, especially Okuda. He can't even look at her without feels rage boil in the pits of his stomach. Doesn't help that she's seemingly close to Karma, aka the guy who once stole 4th place from him.

This makes Okuda is uncomfortable, so they don't talk. Ever.

As if Korosensei's gonna let animonlsity brew in his class. He gets the bright idea to assign those to create a certain chemical.

The Okuda protection squad (Karma, Megu, Kayano, and Sugino) are watching through the window. Koyama's lost the number of times he's recieved a glare from both Megu and Karma, and even Kayano! ("Who knew that pipesqueak could be scary?" You'd be surprised, Koyama 😏)

It results with Korosensei messing things up until the chemical blows up in his face. Okuda and Koyama agree that he's an idiot, which Korosensei takes as his plan working. They actually AGREED om something!

Doesn't mean they're friends, though, but at least they have no qualms working together now.

Another Virtuoso whom Takebayashi introduced to the lovely world of Maid Cafes. That's how he starts talking with Terasaka again.

Gakushuu:

This guy...

He's going to get his father back for this.

But first, he needs to kill a certain, annoyingly optimistic, stupidly perverted octopus and a red-headed moron while he's at it

Gakushuu's got some experience with martial arts gives him an edge, so it's no body's surprise that he excels at practically everything. His marksmanship is on par with the Sniper Duo.

Speaking of the Sniper Duo, I can see him hanging out with them due to their quiet nature. Him and Chiba are math prodigies so I can see them geeking out at math equations and geomatry. (Actually, this may be me being so influcened by Hailey's math wiz posts) Gakushuu would also be pretty impressed by Chiba's blueprints. Hayami feels like a third wheel whenever they discuss math.

Then again, Gakushuu feels like a third wheel whenever assassination is brought up.

Lowkey these two are fighting for Chiba's attention

He has a sort of rivalry with Hayami when it comes to books, and when they disagree on something, they're locked in a deadly glaring contest. Now, Chiba's the one who feels like a third wheel.

Ritsu's another student who catches his eye. I can see her, Gakushuu, and Chiba as a trio. (The other Virtuosos are not jealous.)

May or may not use her to prank his dad and hack into his devices.

Maehara tries to join in their little group, but promptly rejected. Gakushuu can only handle one womanizer, he's leaving the other one to Isogai.

Allow me to be self-indulgent and say Gakushuu would also be good friends with Yukiko as well because come on, those two can realate to one another so well! Imagine him begrudgingly accompanying her and Ren to the arcade. He's surprised to find himself amused by Yukiko utterly destroying his best friend. (Ren has never felt such betrayal)

Same thing with Seo, and then Karma. Gakushuu brought popcorn specifically for the latter's virtual demise.

It's all fun and games till Yukiko kicks his ass at a shooting game. This so-called genius actually thought he had a chance at victory just because he was among the top marksmen in their class. Chiba even warned him not to!

And if that wasn't bad enough, you have the redheaded bane of his existance crackling in the corner with popcorn!

Gakushuu: "Okay, how does Kanzaki manage to improve her assassination with video games, then?!!"

Chiba: "Master gamer."

Gakushuu's butted heads with Isogai over their different leadership styles. He's questioned Isogai's descisions more than once, and while he's raised some good points (Like Isogai not stopping the guys from using Itona's tank for pervy reasons) there were other times some of the Virtuosos sided witn Isogai, including Ren!

He once got kidnapped dragged by his friends and Takebayashi to a maid cafe.

Gakushuu was dumbfounded, like he had been slapped in the face. It made him wonder if he was in the wrong, not that he'd ever admit it.

Sooner or later, he's gonna have to swallow up that pride and admit he's wrong, though.

Takebayashi Arc: All five feel a mix of envy and shame. Here you have a former underdog rise up to the ranks of the elites while they got booted down. It was like a cruel joke from the principal, especially for Shuu.

S2 Changes:

They're confused as to why E Class are so desperate to get him back. Sure there's a prize money, but realistically, they don't have a chance to kill Korosensei. More surprising, is Takebayashi willingly returning to E Class. What the hell?! They're still planning to return to the main campus, but they can't deny they're curious as to what's so special about E Class.

Pudding Plan: Araki is impressed with Kayano's plan and fascinated by all the interesting pudding knowledge. Seo thinks it's crazy at first but ends up having fun. He tells Nagisa what would happen if something like this happened in Sonic Ninja. Gakshuu makes it clear he is unimpressed by this plan, much to E Class's annoyance. Nevertheless, he still participates.

Pole-toppling Arc: This one doesn't happen, so I can replace it with an individual arc for the Virtuosos.

Daycare: You that kid who was snuggling up to Yukiko? He's made his life's mission to chase Ren around and bite his ankles. Eventually, Ren has to approach Yukiko, hair disheveled and a shaky smile that says he barely has any composure left, and calmly point down, where a little gremiln is biting his leg, and begs her to take the creature off of him.

Araki and Gakushuu help out with the reconstruction. Seo too because he sucks at dealing with kids. He's also yelled at Korosensei for the absured punishment, but the damn octopus wasn't backing down because "it's important everyone remembers not to get carried away with their strength" (Seo shoots him like crazy)

Koyama had a small role in the play as wizard. Afterwards, he went to help with the contrusction.

Reaper Arc: Time for the Virtuosos to put their assassination skills to good use. This is the first time Gakushuu takes orders from Isogai without complaints.

Finals: They hear about Gakuhou brainwashing A Class and are determined to take the principal down in hopes he'd stop this insanity. Korosensei has Karma and Gakushuu co-tutor everyone and once again, so Gakushuu is forced to swallow his pride for the sake of his old classmates. Karma does so, too, but that doesn't mean he's teasing his rival after finals. They end up tying for first place. The other Virtuosos are in the Top 5 as well. Seo's sixth place and he's actually okay with it!

Some time later, the B5 individually rekindle their relationship with A Class.

Gakuhou vs. Korosensei: Cue the Asano angst

Basically, it's Gakushuu yelling at father for being an idiot of the highest calibar, choosing to forfeit his life for the sake of his damn pride! He lets out years worth of pent-up anger, eyes tearing up a little, aa he hurls insults at his father. The B5 have to calm Gakushuu down while holding him back from jumping back inside the classroom through the window and giving his old man a good kick.

Of course, Gakuhou doesn't die, but the ordeal was too much for Shuu. On the outside, he looks calm, but you can tell from the empty look in his eyes that he's still distressed. Ren offers he sleeps over at his place.

The experience forces Gakushuu to reflect and sort out his feelings. He still hates his father, but after what happened, he realizes he doesn't want the man to die. Seeing Gakuhou willingly choose death like that makes Gakushuu question everything he was taught about strength.

Kayano's reveal: They're shocked like the rest of the class. Araki feels like an idiot for not recognizing her as Mase Haruna...and then he fanboys over the fact he's been classmates with an actress this whole time! (The B5 are not amused)

I don't think the B5 would cause any change since it's Nagisa's big moment. Maybe Ren joins in on the teasing with Rio and Karma.

Civil War: I'm just gonna say which team each Virtuoso joins:

Blue Team:

Gakushuu: The old Shuu would've sided with Red Team based on logic, but after everything he went through this semester, he's learned that sometimes logic alone doesn't cut it, and you need to take. Also, ever since the incident with the principal, he's developed a fear of losing loved ones (whether or not Gakuhou counts as a loved one is still up in the air because this boy is an emotional mess on the inside)

He understands that it would be a waste if their time if they abandon the assassination, but since he's hasn't been in E Class for as long as the others, he doesn't really feel like his time was wasted.

Ren: Yukiko wants Korosensei to continue teaching them, and Yada wants to be honest with herself. Ren agrees with both of them. He also wants Korosensei to live, even if it sounds unreasonable or selfish. That's what he truly wants. Plus, he wants to stand by Gakushuu's side.

Red Team:

Seo: He agrees with Terasaka that it'd be a waste of their time and year if they suddenly choose to abandon the assassination, the one thing that helped them improve, then what was the point of this class?

Araki: Much as he'd like for Korosensei to live, they have to be realistic. Even if there is a way to save him, do they have enough time to find it? He also agrees that abandoning the assassination is an insult to Korosensei's efforts.

Koyama: This guy didn't have a purpose in life up until meeting Gakushuu, so he gets what Terasaka and Nakamura are saying. Of course they're annoyed with this change in plans. Koyama despises wasting time, wasting effort; is this what Korosensei wants?

I won't go into detail on what each Virtuoso does or how they change things up sinxe that requires a lot of thinking and planning, but I'll just say that this is their chance to utilize the skills they've aquired this semester.

Of course, Blue Team still wins.

Space Arc: Araki and Ritsu guide Karma and Nagisa through the space station. Ren's in charge of getting Yada and Hinano out once they finish distracting the workers. He uses the half-siblings sob story to excuse his "sister's" and her friend's reckless actions.

Valentine's Arc:

Ren recieves obligatory chocolates from Yada and Yukiko, and he doesn't flirt.

Seo also recieves some from Yada and Kurahashi (they're going around handing all the unpopular guys chocolates) and one from Nakamura...for some reason.

Arakis recieves some from Kurahashi and he's over the moon.

Koyama recieves one from Hazama for some reason...he quickly throws it away.

Gakushuu jas a whole mountain of chocolate boxes. He's still quite popular among the main campus kids. Normally, he wouldn't care for the occasion until he sees how some of the guys are eying him with envy so he rubs it inbecause he's that letty.

Also, there's this nice, civil moment between father and son; just Gakuhou trying to fulfill his promise by being a normal, loving (as loving as Gakuhou can be) parent, maybe like a normal conversation, or a game of chess. It's awkward at first, but the two find a way to make the atmosphere more comfortable. It doesn't suddenly erase eveything Gakuhou's done, but Gakushuu feels a little at ease for the first time in quite a while.

He recieves one from Yukiko (shameless Gakuyuki agenda XD) and one from Karma which he promptly rejects. He gets one from Hayami, too.

Final Assassination: Much like the civil war, the guys utilize the skills they've aquired in E Class. And of course they cry like hell after Korosensei's death. For Gakushuu, it's a good opportunity to let out a good chunk of his emotional turmoil. For Seo, he lets himself be vulnrable and allows others to hug him.

And of course, they all get a happy graduation. I imagine when it's Gakushuu turn to get his certificate, the principal gives him a rare, fond smile.

A Class comes to their rescue when reporters hound them again, and it wasn't on Gakushuu's orders.

Seven years later, only Ren and Araki show up at the reunion and they update the others on the remaining Virtuosos' lives. Gakushuu's in America, his business is thriving. Seo's an English teacher at the same school Nagisa's in. And Koyama's popular with the ladies thanks to his plastic surgery.

Also, imagine a scene where Nagisa meets up with Seo after class, who asks how the "assassination" is going.

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luna-loner · 1 year

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The Philanderer's New Hairdo (Headcanons)

• Ren didn't always have his signature two-block. He only got it sometime at the very end of his second year.

• Prior to that, he had a standard haircut with side-swept bangs. Ren wanted a change. Like any teenager, he wanted to get experimental, switch things up-- he was craving a new look and wanted to go with the Two Block.

• His parents refused. They're fairly strict and place heavy importance on the family reputation, but were with him 'cause he was overall a good kid. Ren knows this, which is why he was persistent about it.

• And by persistent, I mean he pestered them non-stop about it. He never stopped bring it up, and not-so-subtly wondered if he deserved a reward for his good grades *wink* *wink*

• So after the second term finals, they finally relented and to any Kami listening to them it wouldn't turn out as horrendous as they envisioned it to be.

• Ah, teenagers...

• Literally, right after the second term was over, Ren went straight to the barber shop to get his dream cut.

• He never told Virtuosos 'cause he wanted it to be a surprise. When the third term rolls around, they were gonna meet a brand new Ren 😊

Now, onto the Big Five's reactions. Keep in mind these hcs take place pre-canon, so the B5 aren't super close yet.

Gakushuu:

• Hates it >:(

• Absolutely despises it!!

• It's canon Gakushuu is scared of early balding, so you can imagine how overly protective he is of his hair.

• Then Ren shows up with more than half his hair gone. The sight causes Gakushuu internally malfunctions. Flashback to Candy's Android Shuu hc

• It's also so painful to look at, Gakushuu instinctively touches his hair, as if by looking at Ren's head, large patches of luscious strawberry blond hair will fall from his scalp.

• What do you mean Ren wanted this haircut?!

• Look, this businessman-in-the-making knows it's trendy, but he doesn't get why it's trendy. What's so awesome about shaving off your own hair for reasons as frivolous as style? How the hell is such atrocity considered stylish??

• Were it not for Ren's social standing, Gakushuu would've let him go and never looked at him again *steal another angry glance at Ren*

• It's on the list of things he hates about Ren. Actually, it's now the number 1 thing he hates about Ren, beating out height. Gakushuu would rather befriend someine taller than him than an enemy of hair!!

• Highkey judgemental of Ren's life choices, not that he'll ever say it outloud, man's got connections to build after all.

• And...he'll admit Ren's company is pleasant, so it would be a shame to lose that.

Araki:

• To be honest, Araki was not expecting this from Ren at all.

• Sure, he knew the guy was cool and fun to be around, but he never knew Ren would be so daring.

• Araki isn't a fan of this hairstyle, but he'll admit Ren pulls it off nicely.

• Just needs a little time to get used to it...

• Seriously, he thought he and Ren were on the same wavelength. Now, He starts wondering if he should also get a new hairstyle as well. Not the Two Block of course; no way it'll look good on him. (Plus he's too scared to shave any of his hair off anyway)

• Starts researching hairstyles out of curiosity, which turns into a research on social causes of trends, which dips him into the world of fashion, which leads him to learning about the color theory, which lead to him learning about color psychology, and he info-dumps onto his friends the next day.

• Gakushuu was the only one invested in this intellectual discussion.

Seo:

• Big fan 👍

• He first assumed Ren was some goody-goody rich boy, then lightened up when he got to know him better, but still thought Ren was a little bit of a goody-goody.

• "Dude, you better not go back to that lame ass haircut."

• Gakushuu is seething in the background

• Now that Ren's cooler, Seo will look cooler by association 😎

• Let him bask in the ego boost as he marches the schools alongside Ren with a big ass smug grin that says "Look out, cool squad coming through."

• On the other hand, Seo can't deny he's secretly jealous of Ren's coolness. As if the dude wasn't already an ikemen with an army of fangirls at his feet. The insecurity will sometimes rear it's ugly head to tell Seo he's leagues below Ren. What if Ren and Gakushuu decide to ditch him? Well, he'll still have Ara-- wait, no, Araki's known them far longer than he's known Seo. Is he gonna ditch him, too?!! Do they think he's too lame for them?

• Who knew a haircut could trigger his inferiority complex?

• Oh well, he's still cool by association, right? 😎

Koyama:

• Since Koyama was the last to join and wasn't close to any of the guys at first (expect maybe Gakushuu), he was pretty indifferent to Ren's new look. He wasn't even there when the old look was still around.

• As a result, he's so used to the Two Block that he can't imagine Ren without it. He could be stare all day at a picture of Ren in his pre-Two Block era and his brain wouldn't register it's the same guy. It's like he's looking at stranger.

• He jokingly asks the other guys to tell him about this "stranger" and what sort of person he was.

Gakushuu: He was an outstanding, respected individual.

Seo: He looked like a wimp, and he kind of was one to be honest.

Araki: He was pretty nice, but so quiet you almost forget he was there.

• They make up legends surrounding this stranger and add him to the seven wonders of Kunugigaoka for they never knew whatever happened to him.

• Ren isn't sure whether he should be amused, confused, or annoyed by this.

• Meanwhile, Koyama is giggling like a mad schoolgirl as they make the legend more and more absurd. They even added a dragon at one point. (For Irony's sake, they refused to add any female characters 😈)

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