#nemi babbles

[trollartistry]

EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP TINY PICCOLO IS GONNA BE THE ONLY THING I TALK ABOUT FOR FUCKING WEEKS ON END

[xxsabitoxx]

Hard to Get | Dad Sanemi

One thing about babies is the fact that they are either very snuggly or they want nothing to do with you. That was something Sanemi learned the hard way, as his little daughter began her rebellious phase and no longer wanted her daddy’s cuddles.

“You’re a little brat.”

He crossed his arms, trying to look upset with her but the grin on her face was melting his heart. She was clever, she knew she was cute, and she knew damn well her daddy was a sucker for her. “She takes after you, Nemi.”

You grinned at him, watching your baby happily toddle towards you with open arms. “Yeah? Bull! I don’t play hard to get.” His cheeks puffed, pouting sadly as he watched your little girl snuggled into your embrace.

“You? Don’t play hard to get? Sure, Sanemi.” You scooped her up, rocking her like she was tiny again just to hear her little giggles. “I don’t play hard to get, you’re crazy!” Sanemi was standing his ground, which wasn’t surprising. You only rolled your eyes in response, kissing your daughter's head before setting her down.

"Our daughter is a carbon copy of you, my love." You nearly sang it, laughing softly as she toddled toward Sanemi's open arms before quickly bouncing out of his reach again.

"You little-" Sanemi's face had morphed into one of amusement as he moved from a sitting position to a crouch. Your daughter's giggles turned to tiny shrieks of laughter as her father crept towards her.

You watched as your husband slowly chased your little girl, her tiny little legs carrying her as fast as she could write into your open embrace. "I can't save both of us from daddy." You're laughing with her now, scooting backward as Sanemi dramatically stalks towards the two of you. "I'll give you a five-second head start."

Taking the bait, you scooped your little girl up and bounded from the living room. It wasn't rare for you to play "chase", the two of you finding your little girl's laughter to be worth it every time.

You bounded off the engawa and into your lush backyard as Sanemi finished counting and followed after the two of you. You both probably looked crazy to anyone who would be passing, but your little girl's happy shrieks of laughter would get the point across.

"Gotcha!" Sanemi grinned triumphantly after a few minutes of chasing you, arms wrapping around your waist and falling to the grass dramatically. You were panting, melting into his chest as your little girl sat up on your stomach.

"Gain! ah-gain!" she babbles, the smile on her face making her little cheeks look even squishier as she stares down at her tired parents. "Again?" Sanemi sighed, one hand raising to block out the sun as he looked at her. He could feel you laughing, the back of your head bouncing slightly where it lay on his chest.

"You heard her, Nemi."

[peachicake]

Sanemi fucking his pretty little princess dumb after you decided to be a brat and backtalk him in public. The only sounds in your shared bedroom being your moans and wet slapping sounds. “Such a dirty fucking slut” he growled into your ear, the only response being your babbles. Calloused fingers circling your puffy clit, bringing your umpteenth orgasm upon you. “m gonna cum, Nemi~” you moaned out, “Go on, cum.” He ordered, after a few seconds your back arched. Squeezing your eyes shut, letting out a moan that almost sounded pornographic. You said his name like a prayer, as Sanemi pounded into your abused cunt. After a few minutes you gripped your hips quite harsh and spurting his hot seed into your womb.

Tagging 🏷️ @kyojurismo @kurooandkenmasslut

[floatingtomarsinmylittleboat]

This is a little fic from one of my asks/prompts on @ghostbite0 page about their tiny 21 trio au, such a good au I literally bawl every time... anyways tadaaaaa (I will be posting more trust gang)

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Sanemi could feel something felt off when he woke up. Like a little pulling In the the back of the head. He sat up and pushed away the little puppy dog he'd been sleeping with (someone keeps putting it in his arms he swears). Sanemi looks around the room he and the other babies had been staying in trying to wake himself up. He realized they weren't here in the crib with him, he was confused but he preferred it that way (no matter what the little voice in the back of his head said).

He pushed himself up and got up holding the bars of his crib getting ready to yell at someone to get him out of this thing before he hears it. He knows that laugh. The tugging in the back of his mind overtakes his whole little baby brain. An excited scream breaks out of Sanemi's mouth when he sees a flash of purple go by. 

Genya freezes, was that Sanemi? He froze thinking he heard wrong but he knew he was right. Obanai was with Mitsuri who was trying to give him a bottle and Giyuu was with Tanjiro. Sanemi got put down for a nap after he dumped his food onto the floor. Genya's nervous, ever since his brother got turned into a baby his behavior toward him totally flipped. Sanemi used to avoid Genya like a plague and now its like the two are the best of friends. It was overwhelming for the poor teen. His big adult angsty older brother who acted like Genya didn't mean anything to him was now a little baby who wanted nothing more than to hang out with him (when he's in baby mode again). A whine breaks him out of this thoughts. 

Genya hesitates for a bit longer until the whining because sobbing. He rushes into the room, almost tripping on a stuffed animal (Mitsuri swears it's to keep the babies entertained but everyone knows it's all for Obanai). Sanemi giggles through his tears and bounces in his place. Genya pauses and tries to think of the last time his brother looked even remotely happy to see him. He guessed he took too long because Sanemi throws his stuffed dog at his face and whines with as much anger his baby body can muster (he looks like a kicked puppy with his watery eyes, chubby cheeks and tiny bit of drool on the right corner of his mouth).

“Alright Nemi I'm right here, it's okay”. Genya reaches over the crib bars and picks Sanemi up. A happy coo comes out of the baby and his brother wipes his snot covered face with a blue rag. Rags and bibs were an absolute necessity when the trio was in baby mode or eating. Sanemi has a bit of a dribble problem, Obanai is always suckling on his pacifier or little mittens, and Giyuu… he's something else. Sanemi squeals and shoves his face in his brother's neck, smelling the smallest hint of gun powder and mint. Genya chuckles, “You're such a little dweeb” and bends over to pick up the stuffed animal his baby brother chucked at him. His brother babbles out what sounds like “You're a dweeb”.

Genya tucks the toy in Sanemi's arms and the boy screams in delight and babbles random unintelligible words. Genya caught maybe the word puppy and his name but you couldn't tell with the way Sanemi was shaking his head back and forth. Genya tickles his brother's side and soaks in all the happy laughter he gets as a response. The teen looks around the room for something to do before deciding to go to the comfy corner covered in pillows and blankets. It was made after Giyuu smacked his head on the floor trying to find a comfy spot to lay down. It also doubles as a playpen and calm down corner/time out corner which was very effective for the baby Genya was holding who was prone to meltdowns for whatever reason.  

Genya steps over the makeshift gate and settles in between the pillows and blankets with his brother on his lap. The babbles continued with Sanemi smacking the puppy on his big brothers tummy. Genya smiled softly at Sanemi smiling little face and sparkling eyes. “Be gentle Nemi, don't be mean to your puppy okay?” Sanemi crawled off Genya with a little pat to his puppy and picked up a dragon plush for Genya. Genya chuckled as he realized his brother wanted to play with stuffed animals. When his brother got like this he especially enjoyed playing pretend, it was really cute. “Alright Nemi, whats our little story?” Genya smiled as he sat up across from his brother with the dragon in his hand. 

The two played for what felt like hours and Sanemi began to yawn again. Genya wiped his mouth again and laid down with him. His baby brother laid on his chest sniffling softly with one arm curled around his puppy and a hand clutching his brother's clothes. Genya rubbed up and down Sanemi's back until his breathing slowed. “Goodnight Nemi, I love you so much…” Genya pressed a kiss to his brother's forehead before laying down to think about how his life had totally flipped on him.

Genya woke up to angry babbling and things being thrown at him. “Nemi what are you doing? Come here let's get you dressed and fed”. He stood up and cracked his back before turning towards a pouty and red faced Sanemi in the corner of the room, the puppy laid nearby. When Genya tried to pick Sanemi up, the boy exploded into angry babbles with hateful eyes. Genya sighed and left to go get Gyomei to calm his chihuahua of a baby brother. So much for bonding time. 

[strawberry-lemonade-kisses]

"I need you to get me pregnant" Sanemi nearly spits out his coffee at your abrupt words, setting the cup and his phone on the table while he tried (and failed) to swallow without asphyxiating.

"babe, what the fuck" it wasn't even 8 am and you were already babbling nonsense. He expected it from the annoying kids he dealt with all day, but you? His beloved and cherished fiancee. He was disappointed. You let out a groan, plopping into the chair next to him.

"my uterus hurts. Please Nemi I need a break. Give me a baby" you batted your eyelashes at him, hoping he would give in. He shook his head, poking your forehead as he spoke.

"not happening sweet cheeks. Besides, you know damn well that when I put a baby in you that you'll be complaining the whole time 'Ugh Sanemi my feet hurt, my back hurts, Sanemi I can't get up today' I can already hear it" you grumbled, hoping if you glared hard enough he would explode and you wouldnt have to hear his annoying voice anymore.

"fuck you" he downed the rest of his coffee, smirking as he got up from the table to wash it

"I have 10 minutes before I have to be at work, c'mon" he motioned towards the bedroom

"what now?" You whined, leaning further into the table

"well you want a baby and someone has to put your bratty ass back in there place. Let's see how far we can get in" he looked at his phone "9 minutes"

[astrox]

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sorry for the late updates <3

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@sanemisfav

( previous chapter )

"Nemi!"

Awoken by the waft entering through the gap in his window, Sanemi felt an ache in his chest upon the revelation of past events and what lead him here. He had someone to protect. His brother, Genya. When their den had been discovered, Sanemi chose to run, leading the hunters away and saving Genya from death. Never in his life has Sanemi imagined himself abandoning his brother, but it's for his protection. Sanemi regrets his decision and how it almost cost him his life. Every night, it seems that Genya is haunting his dreams, reminding Sanemi that no matter what, he can't stay with his brother.

"Nemi, why did you leave me—" Genya's cries echo in Sanemi's head. For months on the run, he underestimated the hunters. They won't give up until he's dead and his head hanging on their wall like a trophy. His nose caught a whiff of magic, guiding him to your cottage and you, dressed in that awful bright red hood. He thought he was dreaming, thinking the blood loss made his head loopy. He thought wrong once he finally regained consciousness. 

Dried eyes struggled to open at first. He unhurriedly blinked, the feeling of sleep and the ache of his muscles causing him to groan out of discomfort whilst his hands gripped the covers. Suddenly, a wave of relief washes over him once he stayed perfectly still and his eye stayed glued to the ceiling. Mental images of Genya flashed in his mind, specifically their last moments together.

"Genya," He spoke softly, a shaky hand rubbing his face. Slowly but carefully, he leans ups on his elbows and then his palms. However, he would regret moving an inch, causing his wound to flare, and painful sensations felt like needles piercing the same spot. 

Sanemi moves the covers and lifts the shirt you put on him. He eyes his torso covered in clean bandages and pats the edge, where he wouldn't carelessly tear his stitches. Whoever tended to my injuries did a good job, he thought to himself. 

Suddenly, Sanemi's wolf ears perked upon hearing footsteps entering the cottage. He hears a voice speaking childishly, calling out a name. His nose picked up a sweet scent of wildflowers and a wet dog. He assumed that's why the person was babbling gibberish. 

"Who's a good girl, huh?" He heard a sweet voice.

"Does Winter want a treat? Good girl!"

After what felt like moments, the footsteps draw near and what Sanemi does was lie back down right as the bedroom door swings open. He pretends he had just opened his eyes and looks over the door. The sudden movement took aback you, eyes meeting momentarily, and you sighed in relief. Like in his visions, standing there is you, dressed in your hood. Struck by your curvaceous figure, Sanemi swallowed the hitch in his throat.

"Oh, you're awake," you mumbled, unsure of what to do next. Hesitantly, you took a step until the man before you rose, resting against the headboard. You held a hand in defence of yourself. "Don't worry, no harm will to you. You're safe her-"

The wolf ears on his head fluttering cut you off. You finish your sentence. "Here,"

Sanemi wrapped an arm around his side cautiously, his nose twitched and his eyes spots your ring. He senses no danger, nothing that could risk his life, yet he hides his wound. You know you don't pose a threat and you know he's ready to protect himself whenever he feels threatened. Luckily, you left your knife in the kitchen. To save yourself, you quickly come up with a solution.

"My name is Y/n, and this is my home. You sort of pounced on me when you were chased by some hunters and were hurt pretty bad." You explained calmly but slowly so that he was following along. "I let you inside before the hunters could track your scent and kill you. You've been in and out of consciousness a few times....but you probably can't remember that so-"

"Why-"

Your lips snap shut up tight, humming. "Huh?"

"Why are you helping me?" He asks, his voice dry.

"That's a brilliant question...I don't have a specific reason." You cleared your throat, thinking over your answer, and take a deep breath. "I guess my reason is that I care too much. I can't stand seeing others in pain, no matter who or what you are. It didn't feel right to let you run off when I could've done something to help."

"Huh?" The man cranes a brow, unsure of what to say. However, before he spoke up and questioned you about your intentions, your dog runs in and jumps up on the edge of his bed. Sanemi froze upon seeing the dog eye to eye, Winter had stepped on his leg and licked the tip of his nose. You piped up, stepping in closer to stop Winter from moving up any further and pounce the poor man. 

"Ah, Winter, no!" You picked Winter and carried her out of the room. After you closed the door behind you quickly apologized. "Sorry about that,"

Silence is all you got right when an empty stomach growls. You looked down at Sanemi holding his stomach, embarrassed. You huffed out a laugh, opening the door with one hand. "I'll make you something to eat," 

With that, you leave Sanemi to his lonesome and prepare to make him stew with slices of bread on the side. Made of mostly meat and vegetables, you cooked enough for two people in the biggest pot you own. You quickly peeled potatoes with a knife, cutting carrots into little bite sizes. It takes you no more than an hour to finish cooking the food and as for the bread, you offered the slices you save for yourself instead of baking another loaf. 

Plating the stew in a bowl, you set it on a tray and place the bread slices on a little saucer plate. You also gave him a cup of fresh water, you'd bring a jug later on in case he needed a little more to drink. Taking care to not trip over Winter as you tread down the hallway and open Sanemi's door with your foot. Still leaning against the headboard, you walked around his bed. 

Sanemi kept an eye on the food, mouth watering at the meat swimming in the broth. You set the tray on the clear nightstand, smiling. "I hope you like beef stew, it was quick to make," 

Surprisingly, you watch sanemi reach out for the water and indulge in its contents. A few gulps later his cup is empty, and he gasped a breath. Covering your mouth to hold in a laugh, Sanemi slams the cup on the nightstand. That was your cue to leave and let him eat on his own. 

Alone, Sanemi took the bowl into his hands, stirring the stew with the spoon sitting inside. He brings it close, inspecting and sniffing the stew in case it had been tampered with. He found nothing but meat and vegetables. At first, Sanemi mistook it as a trick—that your kindness was meant to throw him off, make him vulnerable.

He cautioned himself, taking a blistering swig of the broth. Eyes widening, he pulled his lips from the edge, his tongue licking a drop spilling over his bottom lip. Sanemi tried the meat next, then the vegetables. Everything is stuffed into his mouth despite the heat of the soup burning his mouth. He repeats the process with the bread, scoffing it down as if it were his last meal. Still alive by the time he devours the entire tray, Sanemi sits there bewildered and his belly full. 

Huh?

© 𝐀𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎 — all works belong to astrox! do not plagiarize, recommend, or translate my work without my permission

[ashrodisiac]

S. Shinazugawa x Reader

S. Shinazugawa x Reader

" a rough day "

╰┈➤ “ stop crying...! “

Sanemi always hated your presence, always following after him like a lost dog. He always told you to shut up, that he was tired of your endless babbling, but you didn't care. It frustrated him to see your smile, the way your eye twinkled merrily when you spotted him. Your laugh, everything. He *hated* you... but if he really did, why did he find himself searching for the same companion he had yelled at to shoo? He's silently cursing himself when he found you, crying in the forest with only the air to caress your wet cheek and the trees to rustle and whisper. You looked up. "Sanemi?" you whispered, pulling your face away from your hands. He only looked at you with an expression of disgust. "What the actual fuck are you doing, moping around here?" he said, but his voice was weirdly soft and hoarse. You looked at him with glistening eyes, then tore away, fixing your gaze on the ground. "I just... just..." you burst out again, tears spilling out. He rushed over to you with not a single thought in mind, and grabbed your wrist. "Stop it!" he yelled, voice cracking. Why did it hurt him to see you in this state? wasn't he supposed to be glad that cheerful look on your face was wiped clean? "Stop crying...!" He took your face in his hand, squeezing it and forcing you to look at him. With your cheeks squished, your words came muffled: "S-shanemi. What awe you *doing*?" His heart was hammering against his chest angrily. "You do what I say," he demanded with a strained voice, supposed to be angry and tough but ending up desperate. He *was* desperate, desperate to see that face he ever so despised. Your grin. "Stop crying." He was angry, confused and upset all at the same time, but not at you. At himself. Was it because of how he swore at you? Yelled at you? At the bad actions he did to shut you up? "L-look, I'm sorry," he whispered, his voice raspy as he pulled your face closer to his, his grip loosening on your chin, making it easier for your words to exit your lips. "For what?" you asked, another tear rolling down your eye when you blinked. "Tsk," he huffed angrily, wiping under your eye with his rough thumb. He didn't answer your question though. "Oh, 'Nemi," you mumbled, leaning closer, the familiar glint in your eye returning. "I'm not crying because of *you*. It's not your fault..." He couldn't tell if he was relieved or irritated by the way you understood his silence so easily. He harrumphed, fixing his glare on anything but you. "Then what?" "It- It was just a rough day..." he could see the corners of your mouth turn upright slowly. "Don't smirk at me like that, idiot!" he said, pulling away, but his shoulders fell back in relief to see to the very least, a small smile adorn your lips. He didn't want to show you it, though, so he looked away, letting out a sigh. He finally turned to you, seeing that your eyebrows were raised, a bigger grin replacing a small one. He blushed in embarrassment, his scarred face turning red. I have no time for you, dumbass." he mumbled, getting up. Then he glanced at you over his shoulder. "The fuck are you waiting for? C'mere and tell me how your day was." -- nooot proofread this was rushed im so sorry!!!!!!! im not proud of this though aha.......... i hope its alr tho

vwhy he plushie :astonished:

[pinkyqil]

LovelyDisaster / social media au

Les problématique

INTRODUCING LES PROBLÉMATIQUES

Jeong cerise - your typical queen bee and woman who's always out to seek vengeance . never takes no for an answer would curse your entire bloodline if she sees you wearing red , student president and for some reason is loved by everyone loves her .

Anong nianè - her and cerise basically grew up together, she's a trainee also goes to sh high school of creativity arts randomly found herself apart of the group, according to her psyche she's meant to be a savage .

Zhang ling - meet cerise when she was an exchange student in China at a dance club and was convinced to change to the other girl school and boom she found herself within the group the least problématique one .

Lee fexli - both him and cherry were each other nemies until they both realized how much they had in common along with hating the same type of people . number 2 on the toxic gossip train .

Cera - is one of the many people that admire cerise . started a fan club for her and one day she would decide to dye her hair red to get the other girl's attention which worked cause rise thought she was cute with it and found her adorable in general , knows everything about everyone the group informative !

JJ - the peppa pig of the group ! can't keep her mouth shut for a sec not even to save her life is always babbling . met cerise in a dance house bathroom after being told she looks like she's balding and ended up yelling at the other girl for weeks rest of there friendship is history numbers 3 on the toxic gossip train.

Redlic - No1 on the toxic gossip train she knows all about the hottest gossip queen of spreading them herself . Her and cerise dated the same guy at the same time until they found out and well the rest is mankid . When it come to dirty work redlic and cerise her no1 at it !

[nymphoheretic]

Nymph: just a repost from my old blog for Sanemi's birthday. I still need to finish my wife's selfship fic with him...(shhh)...

Synopsis: Sanemi loves seeing your squirm as he edges you to your breaking point.

Warnings: ending, light degradation, toy usage,fingerings, orgasm control

Pairing: Sanemi x F!reader

Tags: @babiefwuit @bakugosbratx @awilddreamermain @bookandyarndragon @stygianoir @strawberrystepmom @sailewhoremoon @noriken

Sanemi looked down at your twitching body as he held the vibrating bullet against your clit as he lazily thrust his fingers in and out of your clenching hole. He smirked when he felt your walls beginning to flutter and tightened around his fingers and he moved the toy away and stopped the movement of his hand. He chuckled at your pitiful sounding whine as he glided his fingers up and down your dripping slit, the lewd noises it made as he did so. “Does my pretty slut want to cum?”

You sobbed when he stopped; Sanemi has been edging you and keeping you on that brink of cumminng then stopping, leaving you right there. “Please, Nemi...” you whined, sounding like a pitiful mess. You both loved and hated it when he was like this. A teasing monster who loved to hang your orgasm by a thread in front of you, only to take it away and start all over again until you were a drooling sensitive mess. “Need to cum.” You whimpered. “Need to cum so badly.”

He arched a fine brow as he placed the toy back over your clit, setting the vibration to low as his fingrs dipped back inside your quivering cunt. His thumb pressed the bullet down harder on your swollen button. “If I let you cum, I’m going to extend it for as long as I want. Got it, Princess.”

You didn’t care as long as you got that sweet release that your body has been begging for the past hour since he began teasing you with the vibrator. “N-nemi...” You choked out as he upped the speed of the vibrator, pressing it so deeply onto your puffy clit. “Ah~” you moaned out, back acrhing off his chest as your head fell back against his shoulder. “Nemi...Ah! Gonna...mmm...cu-....” your words were an incoherent babble as his fingers sisscored within you, stretching you out. Tears of pleasure began to leak from the corners of your eyes when Sanemi upped the power of the toy once more, the full vibrations tingling over your sensitive nerve. Your body begins twitching in his lap, ass rubbing over his dick as you began to come undone.

Sanemi couldn’t hold back anymore as he lifted your hips and lined his cock up with your spasming hole. He slid inside with ease just as you came hard. He grinned as he fucked up into you. “Glad to see I timed that perfectly.” He grabbed the vibrating bullet and twirled over your slick clit once more as he set a fast pace with in you. “Let's go for one more. This time with my dick so deep inside this tight cunt of yours.”

[trollartistry]

LETS FUCKING GO HOLY SHIT SHADOW LOOKS SO DAMN COOL Also idc what anyone says Stone n Eggman are canon now

[11aoq2]

[ Sanemi x fem bod trans masc Reader ] *teaser*

warnings: Smut, Soft sex, Oral (reader receiving),slight mentions of trama, self harm, insecure reader. Fem body (man pronouns), READER HAS NOT HAD TOP SURGERY!

*basically just Sanemi and a sensitive reader who is afraid of touch :p *

UM LONG

THIS IS MY FIRST TIME WRTING BTW!!——————————————————————————————————

Sanemis hands gently trailed across *readers name* face, slowly lowering down to their waist.

“Nemi- wait” -you grab his hand gently.

“What is it love?” -he lets go of your waist-

Reader : “Please be gentle… I just- um”

-sanemi hugs you- “it’s alright. I know how hard this is for you.”

“Are you sure you want to continue? We can cuddle instead if you want.” -nemi

r: “no no! It’s u-um ok ^^; I do want to…. I’m just a bit nervous.”

nemi: “alright then…” -he slowly pulls you down onto the bed and places you on his lap

*you wrap your legs around him and place gentle kisses on his forehead* “I love you.”

nemi: “i love you to dear. Do I have permission to kiss you?”

r: “ofc!” *small smile*

*Sanemi starts to kiss you and wraps his arms around you*

“I love you so fucking much~ I’m so happy to be with such a handsome man.”

r: “I love you to, I’m also very happy to have you.” ^^

s: “can i?”

r: “yes..”

-sanemi starts to undress you -

-you continue to lay kisses across his neck as you unbutton his shirt -

s:”i love you so much.. your doing amazing.”

r: “thank you.” -you smile which warms sanemis heart

s: *a pink shade covers his cheeks*

r: *chuckles* “awwww I made you flustered ^^”

s: “shut up”

*they both finish getting undressed leaving Sanemi in his boxers and reader in their binder*

R: “nemiiii~” *you reach down to his boxers and tries to take them off”

s: *chuckle* “wait dear~ “

-sanemi removes you off his lap and climbs on top of you-

R: *flustered*

s: “hm…… look how pretty you look!” *he stares down at your bottom half* “I think you may need a bit of stretching out first…”

r: “ehhh?!” *more flustered babbling*

s: “can i?”

r: *nod*

-sanemi kisses you then goes down to your legs and spreads them-

S: “Your so pretty <3 “

r:”thank you-“ *a bit insecure about your SH scars*

S: “hey- it’s okay :) i love your scars love <3 they show you are strong please don’t be insecure! Look I have them too.” *shows his arms*

r: “thanks for that- and your scars are really pretty.”

s: “Thank you. Nowwww back to what I was doing”

-sanemi runs his finger across your folds and covers his fingers in your wetness? (Idk)-

R: *whine*

s:*chuckle* “fineeee”

*Sanemi places 2 fingers inside your hole*

R: sanemi!~ *you yelp at the sudden sensation*

S: it’s okay love… I’m here… tell me if you want me to stop.

R: o-ok….

*sanemi starts pumping his fingers inside you*

R: hah~ nemi!~

S: *chuckle* I love you dear….

*sanemi adds another finger while his other hand is holding yours.*

R: sanemi… Please~

S: hm? Say it~

*he licks your neck*

R: p-please can you-

Sanemi: good enough… but I need a bit of help first as well~

*he sits you down on your knees and he stands infront of you*

S: can I?

R: y-yes…

*sanemi takes off his boxers and his cock springs out*

R: i- *shocked*

s: Surprised?~

[rubylarkspur22]

Questions and answers below the cut. Manga spoilers are featured.

1: MPCS(🌙1) and AMSG(🌙2) Ranhime(Michikatsu's wife), Uta, Sumiyoshi, and Suyako; What are your opinions and relationships with the Tsugikuni twins?

Ranhime(MPCS): Well, I've certainly adjusted to their presence. Yoriichi's quite a peaceful presence and Michikatsu doesn't get into trouble. I can't deny that I'm curious about what Michikatsu is like as a human.

Ranhime(AMSG): Michikatsu's an excellent sparring partner, and his determination is admirable. His brother seems nice enough, though I will admit we don't talk much. Yoriichi's certainly unique, I'll say that much.

Uta(MPCS): They're super nice! I know I can talk for a long time, so I try not to talk everyone's ears off, but Yoriichi is actually really nice about it. He listens, even to the most random things I can babble on about. I'm not sure what my exact feelings for him are, but they're nice. Michikatsu's pretty nice, too. Even as a demon, he looks out for his family, and it's very sweet of him!

Uta(AMSG): *squeals* Yoriichi is so cute, and I love hanging out and chatting with him! He's so nice, and his presence is so comforting! I never expected that from a demon! And Michikatsu is such a great brother, working so hard to help Yoriichi become human again!

Sumiyoshi(MPSC): We're pretty good friends. I've carried Michikatsu what few times Yoriichi was injured, and talked to both of them. They're nice. Even if Michikatsu tends to be a bit... overprotective at times.

Sumiyoshi(AMSG): Michikatsu's a bit rough around the edges, but actually pretty nice when you get to know. Yoriichi startled me the first time I saw him. I mean, a demon walking around in the daytime? Not something you see on a normal day. Then again, things have been anything but normal since meeting them. But they're my friends, and I'm willing to fight for them.

Suyako(MPSC): Yoriichi's very nice. I don't really interact with Michikatsu much, unfortunately, but I'm sure he's just as lovely to be around as his brother and friends!

Suyako(AMSG): They're both very nice. Yoriichi's been super helpful while his brother and friends are recovering. It took a little getting used to, but his presence is far from unwelcome.

2: S&TF(💕) Uta; What was your encounter with Muzan like, and do you and Yoriichi have any children?

It was pretty scary. I mean, the progenitor of all demons, right in front of me?! Especially after seeing all those organs inside of his body! *shudders* Those are images that are never leaving my head. How does Yoriichi see that sort of stuff every day, and not be fazed by it?!

And yes, Yoriichi and I do have a baby. Only because he got home before the demon could hurt me and our baby, but still! Her name is Megumi[kanji for blessing], since we both felt that the gods had given the three of us a rather large blessing to survive that night. We haven't had any kids since, though. Yoriichi's injuries mean he can't fight, and I'd feel bad about setting aside the responsibility I picked up as a Demon Slayer to have another baby.

3: S&TF Shinobu and Genya; How did you feel when you found Kanae and Sanemi in the aftermath of their battle against Upper Moon Two?

Shinobu: Well, I was definitely terrified when I saw all the blood. But I was grateful Kanae was alive. After that I went to focus on patching up Shinazugawa to keep an infection at bay. It took a lot of work to keep him alive in that time, and he almost didn't make it. It was honestly a bit of a blur after I realized how badly he was injured.

Genya: I was... terrified. I'd heard about the Demon Slayers, and stumbled across one who mentioned 'Nemi. It took a lot of asking around, but I found my way to the Butterfly Mansion. When I heard he was in critical condition and needed surgery, it just made me so much more scared. I thought he'd die before I got to apologize to him for what I said. I'm thanking the gods every day that he pulled through, and I'm glad Tanjirou and Inosuke were there to keep my head in the right space while 'Nemi was recovering.

4: To MPCS(🌙1, I know it says 2, but the commenter informed me it was a typo) Tsugikuni twins; What are your feelings on Ranhime and Uta?

Well, they're both lovely young women. Ranhime and I are amicable, though we don't interact particularly often. It seems Michikatsu's heart rate tends to pick up around her recently, so he seems to like her.

*betrayed gasp and growls*

Uta is lovely. I quite enjoy listening to her talk, and could probably do so all day, if we had the time. Maybe we will, someday...

Hmph. Mmph mm-hmph!

5: Mirrored Sunset(🔄) Douma; How is it, taking care of the Kamaboko Squad? Have you ever had to pick them up from prison?

Oh, they're lovely. And I haven't had to pick them up from prison once, thank goodness. Even if Ume and Inosuke can be a bit rowdy. But that's just who they are as siblings!

[Unfortunately, I can't answer question 6, as I haven't fully decided who's on the Kamaboko Squad in either of the Tsugikuni-Kamado Swap AUs... Sorry!]

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More incorrect quotes and fun facts about my isekaied as sanemi idea

Sanemi doesn't like alcohol due to well his dad and he just didn't care for it in his past life the only thing he drank was a long Island ice tea mixed with coke and even then they jsut prefer regular coke so they don't bother drinking but if someone were to sneak in some alcohol his tolerance is very low.

If he got drunk he would just be babbling things in English.

Tengen sometimes spikes his drink when the hashiras go out to eat

Sanemi always knows due to his sensitive af taste buds so sometimes he jsut acts drunk so he can act like a gen z person and not have to worry

He doesn't get along with shinjuro for obvious reasons but does get along with senjuro.

Though he did make senjuro cry on accident becuase of his scary face. He did apologize to senjuro and rengoku and rengoku understands as sanemi has told him that children are often scared of his face

Sanemi and muichiro have had staring contests surprisingly the win rate is 50 50 each becuase of nemis autistic stare

Sanemi when he was a kid sung cluster by slipknot to his siblings (in English of course) he didn't tell them what it meant.

He has also taught that song to senjuro he has no regrets. He also taught him cooking by the book feat Lil John remix again no regrets he is a hilarious menace

He wants a pet like really bad he wants either a dog or a lizard probably either a bearded dragon or a leopard gecko. He might get one when muzan is dead if he isn't dead by that time.

For a dig breed he would either want a pitbull a boxer or a Caucasian Shepard dog as they are big af and were used to hunt bears and are sometimes used as guard dogs in prisons in Russia. He wants something scary but loveable.

One time tengen fell down some stairs. The other hashira have never seen sanemi laugh so hard before that he was crying and wasn't making any noises as he laughed. Sanemi could only think of the video of Peter falling down the stairs when he saw that as tengen was swearing as he feel down.

Sanemi is debating growing out his hair he likes it short as it doesn't get in the way of fighting but he might grow it out when muzan is dead as he did have long hair in his past life. He might also get a mohawk like genyas cause he thinks they are cool.

In their past life genya was the sole reason they love Mohawks.

In their past life they had alot of sanemi and genya merchandise along with some zenitsu rengoku akaza merchandise jsut some plushies and mini figs nothing big.

They had a sanemi plush army.

If sanemi were to ever become a demon by some random ass chance he would terrorize muzan like absolute crazy with pictures of nsfw yorrichi x muzan

He would even warm him "Bro I'm trying to save you some trauma don't look into my head"

1 minute later

Muzan:*is on the floor crying*

Sanemi:I warned ya

Sanemi can sing the entire 150 pokerap easily

He writes down major events jsut in case he frogets.. he writes them down in English in case someone sees

MORE INCORRECT QUOTES

Shinobu: What do we say when making bread?

Uzui, glumly: That's the dough rising.

Shinobu: And what do we NOT say?

Sanemi, sadly: That's the yeast fucking.

Sanemi: I've met a lot of pricks in my time, but you, muzan, are a fucking cactus.

Obanai: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake.

Sansmi: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Obanai: ...

Obanai: You mean ring bearER, right?

Sanemi: ...

Obanai: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding.

Rengoku: You have an impressive pain tolerance.

Sanemi: Thanks, it's the trauma.

Giyuu: I feel like I can be myself around you.

Sanemi: You’re weird and quiet around me.

Giyuu: Yes.

Sanemi: You're ugly.

Giyuu: Tone indicator?

Sanemi: Oh I'm sorry! You're ugly. /srs

Giyuu: I’m Giyuu. I’m an accountant.

Sanemi: I’m Sanemi. I have a knife.

Giyuu: Sanemi, what are you doing?

Sanemi: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I’m just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.

Obanai: You could always take it out and count it.

Sanemi: Where’s the fun in that?

Tanjiro: Help, someone at prom has been killed!

Sanemi: Calm down, we don't need you to Panic! At the Disco.

Sanemi: *shoves their hand in the slot of a toaster*

Obanai: …

Sanemi: …I get confused sometimes.

Obanai: Me too.

Sanemi: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

Genya: You and me!

Sanemj: *tearing up* Ok.

Sanemi: I’m a reverse necromancer.

Rengoku: Isn’t that just killing people?

Sanemi: Ah, technically.

Sanemi: I have an idea.

Uzui: A good idea?

Sanemi: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.

Sanemi, grinning: I have a knife!

Obanai: Put it down, Sanemi.

Sanemi: Make me! *sprints away*

Inosuke: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules.

Sanemi: What?

Inosuke: Is there a point system, or is it to the death?

Zenitsu: What happened to your nose?

Sanemi: I used it to break some guy's fist.

Sanemi: Unfortunately, due to several experiences in my youth, I cannot just 'walk up and join a circle of people talking', but it does sound lovely, thank you.

Sanemi: I don’t know the first thing about clothes. Pretty much all I can do is look at something and tell you if it’s clothes or not. This chair? Not clothes.

Sanemi, at the slightest provocation: I came into this earth screaming and covered in someone else's blood and and I'm not afraid to leave the same way.

Sanemi taught him this one

Genya: You know, studies show that keeping a ladder in the house is more dangerous than a loaded gun.

Genya: That's why I own TEN guns.

Genya: Just in case some maniac tries to sneak in with a ladder.

Sanemi: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.

Sanemi: Like, no offense to myself and all, but what the fuck am I actually doing?

Sanemi: Well you see, the explanation is perfectly simple and scientific. It was because shut up. Shut up is why.

Sanemi, opening a Capri Sun becuase they hate alcohol: Guess I'll drink my sorrows away.

Sanemi: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces.

Sanemi: *waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro*

Sanemi:the only thing I'm guilty of is being adorable.....and assault with a deadly weapon

Sanemi: Here's two facts about me.

Sanemi: 1. I hate hot people.

Sanemi: 2. I'm a hypocrite.

Sanemi: I dunno if I'm ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit.

Sanemi: A fistfight CAN be romantic.

Sanemi: Hello friends!

The hashira:

Sanemi: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling

Sanemi: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.

*the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups*

Shinobu, muichiro, gyomei: *spinning a little and talking*

Sanemi,uzui,and rengoku: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming*

Mitsuri: What's worse than a heartbreak?

Uzui: Waking up in the morning and your phone wasn't charging.

Obanai: Waking up in the morning.

Sanemi: Waking up.

Shinobu: Waking up in the morning...

Shinobu: And seeing giyuu

Giyuu: Hey! Rude!!

Uzui: Throw lamps at people who need to lighten up, and throw handles at someone who needs to get a grip!

Muichiro: Throw a refrigerator at someone who needs to chill!

Obanai: Throw scissors at someone who needs to cut it out!

Shinobu: Throw a clock at someone who needs to get with the times!

Rengoku: Throw matches at someone who needs to get fired up!

Sanemi: Throw a brick at someone to kill them.

Uzui: A mouse!

Shinobu, pulling out a knife: Go back to where you came from or I'll stab you.

Rengoku, pulling out a frying pan: It'll make a nice meal!

Mitsuri, giving the mouse cheese: You deserve a treat, little guy.

Muichiro, gasping: It's Ratatouille!

Sanemi: His name is Remi, dummy.

Uzui: ...I was going to say to just trap it and throw it out the window... what is wrong with you people.

Sanemi: I CAN'T DO IT!

Rengoku, laughing: I CAN'T EITHER!

Sanemi: I CANT FUCKING DO IT ANYMORE

Gebya: WELL I'LL TELL YOU WHAT, YOU CAN EITHER GIVE UP NOW, OR YOU CAN FIGURE IT OUT. BECAUSE WE CERTAINLY CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT YOU, AND WE KNOW YOU CAN'T DO IT WITHOUT US.

Sanemi:

Sanemi: I appreciate it,

Sanemi: BUT LOOK WHAT WE'RE DEALING WITH-

Rengoku: sanemi

Sanemj: YOU GOTTA DRAW THE LINE SOMEWHERE!

Obanai: Sanemi we gotta-

Sanemi: YOU GOTTA DRAW A FUCKING LINE IN THE SAND. YOU GOTTA MAKE A STATEMENT.

Sanemi: YOU GOTTA LOOK INSIDE YOURSELF AND SAY 'What am I willing to put up with today?'

Sanemi, motioning to kokushibo: NOT FUCKING THIS!

Muichiro: Look guys, I need help.

Mitsuri: Love help?

Rengoku: Financial help?

Gyomei: Emotional help?

Sanemi: Help moving a body?

*Everybody looks at sanemi*

Sanemi: What?

Ok so that's all for now and here is what I'm gonna do

I will allow a QnA yall post your questions I will wait a while and then I will post answers if there will be spoilers I will just say sorry spoilers

I will be taking questions from ao3 quotev and wattpad as that's where I post my stories

And I might start working on this story soon as soon as I'm done with another oneshot. It involves kaigaku and a demon queen oc I am writing it jsut for my own personal pleasure and no it's not nsfw or smut .

[branmuffins22]

THE MONOLITHIC NAME LIST

I DON'T REALLY STAND BY A LOT OF THESE NAMES ANYMORE, BUT HERE THEY ARE ANYWAYS

(It's also worth noting that many of these were catalogued with the intention of being "street names" for characters in a punky, vaguely-Jet Set Radio-inspired thing. You've been warned for the weirder ones.)

Kayla Bran Bay Basil Bayla Wren Brine Red Base Lavender Bailey/Baylee(/others) Baylor Bee/Bea/B Mint Moss Holly Apple Bev(-erly) Babble Bramble Barley Brook(-lyn)(-n) Bren(-na) Hazel Heather Layer Ponder Eurybia Maroon Glen Grove Glade Mod Naomi Strat(-osphere/-egy) Maybe/Maybii/Meibi Bread Fen Ivy Autumn Pennym Burn Nova Dots Lemon(-ade) Acorn Dew(-drop) Peony Pine Maple Pepper(-mint) Parsley Penny/Penelope Phoebe Purple Pink Periwinkle Pomme/Pom(-egranite) Persephone Puddle(-s) Pandora Pancake Paj(-ama) Pan(-ts) Ennui Eerie Emmy Amp(-s/-erage/-litude) Aurora Ceres Patience Viridian Bow Lin/Lyn(-n) Ophelia Glaive Jav(-elin) Leaf/Lief(/others) Pith Telly Nemi/Nemmy Resin Amber Luna Jazz Jet Jasmine Jade Juniper Destiny Jive Juice Jolt June(-bug) Ellie/Elise/Elysia/Elysium Chameleon/Cammy Fern Reina [i think this one came to me in a dream?] Petal(s) Flora Fauna Vinyl [hey, there's a character in Bomb Rush Cyberfunk named that!] Notion Layn/Lain(/others) Peony Sicily Fuchsia [i still like "Fuschia" better tho] Alexis Star(-ling) Swift Sparrow Canary Nia/Neah(/others) Winter Summer Atty/Atrium Effie Breeze(-y) Sapphire Sap River Fooly Symphony Photinia Lyre Carpathia Epilet/Epilette [99% sure this one came to me in a dream] Freyja/Freya Num(-ber) Laylola [i think this one was me misreading someone's username?] Vim Pomp Kidd

[saetoshis]

nemi and me have lil movie nights and sometimes i fall asleep during, so he picks me up and tucks me in bed 🥺 i wake up all confused, babbling about the last scene i remember before he just kisses me back to sleep

AAAAW THATS ADORABLE !! he def watches u fall asleep mid movie too, n decides to let u sleep a little longer cuz u need it!!

[s0dium]

Mean! Sanemi x F!Reader 

A/n: Just a little drabble

Warning: Rough sex, pregnancy kink, breeding kink, min prep

Thinking about, mean-scary guard dog boyfriend Sanemi, and his sweet as candy sofy girl friend who the exact opposite of him. Mean scary guard dog sanemi who knows his cock is too big for for your tight wet cunt, but can’t help but press his fat mushroom tip anyway against your quivering hole. But it’s too much, you begging him to stop, telling him “m too much not fit nemi!”

And you realize that no amount of fingering, oral, any type of prep could prepared you for his dick. Your babbling, writhing, nails raking along his toned back surely leaving marks for people too see. Measly attempts to push him back, to make stop because god knows how much it will hurt, but instead he peppers kisses on your tear stained face; telling you it’s gonna be ok. So being the love sick girl friend you are, you belive in, and your distracted for a sec, just enough to forget about the pain of him pushing his dick into you. That is until his tip smushes against your cervix and your eyes lay on the protruding bulge in your tummy.

Now your sobbing as sanemi uses you like his personal cock sleeve; sobbing at the pain and the oh so good pleasure. His eyes see how good your taking him; his tip having a hard time coming out from how greedy your cunt is. He’s telling you he’s gonna “fill you up” and “pump a baby into you” and that’s exactly what he’ll do. Why? Because he just can’t resist. The very thought of you waddling around with a round tummy and swollen tits has him souring ropes of milky white cum into you swollen womb and ready to go another round. And you’ll take it. Because your he sweet as candy girl friend who’d do anything for him.