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sneezelover76 · 1 year

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I've decided that I hate sneezing. I hate the way it sounds, the way people faces change when they need to sneeze, the hitches, the gasps, and everything else about it.

I also hate snot. Oh my gosh I hate it. It's one of the GROSSEST thing about sneezing.

In fact, sneezing should be banned. If you sneeze you should get ay least 20 years in jail.

Sneezing is just a terrible thing.

#not snz #hate sneezing #thoughts #totally serious #never sneezing again #totally not joking because of a certain day #please dont be fooled #April Fools!#if something like this was posted any other day just assume that my account has been taken over by an imposter #I might remove this post after April Fools is over lol!

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th1s-1s-your-f1nal-dest1nat1on · 1 month

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I sneezed and bit myself like my tounge was bleeding 😭😭

#Never sneezing again #I bit it HARD #Like it hurts

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medicalunprofessional · 4 months

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never change, man !

#phantom of the paradise #potp #swan potp #nightmaretheater #65 layers and about 24 hours . Eeeyyuppp #Look into my beautiful mind boy #Its a bit unusual to what i usually draw #but i had to push a specific look for this piece #hopefully you all are picking up on the corperate look . the advertisment look #Sneeze. Anyways my point is industry destroys creative people. This includes swan #I feel like phrases like these ; how he was put on a pedistal…. it lead him to be Like That #as awful as he is he desperately needed help #it might seem like vanity on the surface #but i think its… more than that #long story short: we need to destroy the beauty industry. the skincare industry. the anti-aging industry #It ruined his psyche forever and he cant let go of the ideal version of himself he will never truly be again #i dont think he can at this point. hes in too deep and hes suffering for it no matter how much he feels hes fixed his problems #he cant accept a version of himself that isnt that perfect young man. because he never confronted his problems. he just ran away #anyways . Hi swath *punches him**kicks him*#i dont care if nobody gets me lalalalla my truths and headcanons are awesome forever and i live in my own reality lallaallal #sorry i think im gonna be posting about swan alot for a few months hes making me sick #i wass gonna post this earlier but my internet was real bad #*lays down in my pile of pillows* eat up boys. haha #sidenote: drawing white blond people is horrifiying. Boy your skin and hair are the same color. Introduce some contrast to yourself. Please #adding on: its inportant to note this focuses on him looking st himself in the mirror alot on purpouse #to remind himself what he ‘’’’really’’’’ looks like #the 4 middle pannels all represent that too . u have to be in my brain ri get this #sorry for unleashijg another swan essay in my tags. will happen again lol

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northstarscowboyhat · 1 month

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can we see lucky clover trying out his first adult soda?

They were told they had to wait until they were legal drinking age in the Wild East to try adult soda for the first time, only to realize they're a light weight.

#undertale yellow #uty #uty au #clover uty #lucky clover au #the cowboy hat draws #In really bad art style crisis again so I apologize if these asks are rough and sketchy for a bit OTL #Based off the first time I myself tried alcohol. It made me sneeze. I'm not allergic to alcohol and have never sneezed drinking it again LO

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moeblob · 5 months

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You know, when I kept getting asked "so you didn't ever have severe pains before now?" in the hospital and I kept replying "I have a high pain tolerance" I meant it. However, there is only so much pain my tiny 4'9" body can hold... (aka I am sweating and in agony bc I'm getting told to use LESS severe pain meds so I don't rely on them too much and it is AWFUL)

#moe talks a lot #i was shaking earlier and despite the fact i sound like im gonna cry #and the fact that my mom can pick out im about to cry from pain bc im trying to take less pain meds #LIKE MY MOM IS INSTRUCTING ME TO DO #shes like well why arent you taking any pain meds #BECAUSE THERE ARE TWO AVAILABLE OPTIONS AND ON A SIX HOUR TIMER #i cant take both at once or else what happens to me if i hurt before the six hours is up #i have to manage them in a way that allows me to benefit from both and being told im doing it wrong #after being told well its your fault it got so bad because you never complained about pain before #YEAH NO JOKE? REALLY? I NEVER DID? because everyone acts like im too young to feel that kinda pain #oh youre hurting? just wait until youre older #and its currently agony to breathe again but that i guess is also my fault bc im trying to use pain meds #holy moly i just want to not get dizzy standing up cause wow dang #sure would be nice if the multiple incisions in my stomach didnt THROB every time i sneezed or coughed or cleared my throat #but since i didnt use much pain meds before because i would be mocked for being too much of a baby its like #welp damn now i could really use some and im being called out for being too reliant #anyway time to sleep more because that means im not noticing my pain #im literally smaller than most children and so i do understand my body size makes people worried about the medication intake #but can i please just go a day without being asked how much im taking or when i last took it or if im gonna cry #anyway sorry for the excessive rant today never really had surgery or anything so this is brand spankin new suffering

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milimeters-morales · 1 year

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Peter B: there’s a new aquarium exhibit in the HQ and you can pet the octopus they have there it’s very friendly

Hobie: nobody’s gonna fall for that shit mate

Miles, Gwen, and Pavitr all covered in ink, water, and suction scars: yeah only a dumbass would fall for that

#just sneezed so hard my ribs started aching something fierce and my shoulders feel like they were taken away and slammed back into me again #and my arm hurts . never sneeze #peter b parker #spider man #spiderman #hobie brown #spiderpunk #spider punk #miles morales #gwen stacy #ghost spider #spidergwen #pavitr prabhakar #spiderman india #spider man india #m&m posts

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britneyshakespeare · 9 months

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My toxic trait is that I like how my incomplete drawings look better than the finished things

#im sorry i cant be her (my searching lines)#i cant stop thinking about this drawing i have a sinking feeling that im gonna be very unhappy when its done #or. not unhappy. but not as excited as i feel about it now!#i only worked in two short chunks on it but both were pretty productive #i have a feeling that when i take the time to really dedicate myself to it im gonna fuck something up #like i can see areas i need to/can improve already but the glaring flaws are ok! bc it's not finished!#it OVERALL looks cool and LOOKS like it has the potential to turn out well #but will it... WILL IT??? WILL IT EVER?#i have never been so totally completely satisfied w any finished drawing ive dedicated myself to fully.#tales from diana #this is also only the second time ive done a really deliberate self-portrait that wasnt in some for or another. practice #like of course ive drawn my face before. not that often actually. but since yes i do draw. i have drawn myself #i probably should've drawn myself more times for how often i think id like a nice picture of myself #but then again its not gonna be so 'nice' if i make it and am not totally happy w it?#see one of the ppl who inspired me to learn to draw is ned @sneez my dearest. he's spoiled me before #and drawn me very beautifully on several occasions and it's very much a thing to move one's heart #to see someone dedicate their talent to depicting YOU.#and i might say HE has made me look more beautiful in art than i think i'll ever look in the flesh #which is not to say he drew me inaccurately. but he's so talented that his art is more beautiful than life.#and i dont compare myself in skill to him bc he's been doing it for YEARS and way more trained than me in the visual arts.#like it simply wouldn't be fair so i only compare myself to myself. naturally #but i used to think. very VAINLY i might say. that if i could draw like him id draw beautiful pictures of myself all the time #well ce n'est pas ca mon ami. since learning to draw i've found im much more interested in drawing ppl i find beautiful #rather than myself. im not art. not through my own eyes at least.#i should really draw ned sometime. i really should.#actually somewhat embarrasingly i tried to draw him like 5 or 6 years ago. and i NEVER tried to draw then #i did show him tho and he thought it was very impressive but that's probably just bc he loves me. xoxox #maybe ill post that someday as a throwback just for the hell of it. lol. thatd be cute

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farthertothemoon · 3 months

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It's ok to have bad days when you're healing. It's ok to have regressions even if its "been some time." It's ok to say "no, I can't do this right now" or "I need some time." It's ok to heal how you need to.

You experienced something no person should ever have to go through and you've fought every day to stay afloat. You are strong. You are powerful. You are worth it. Life moves forward and so do you. Every single day you make progress. You may not see it, but it's happening. You have something to be proud of.

You are loved, even if some days you feel utterly alone. Once again, you are worth it.

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sneezysubbyboi · 11 months

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god the sheer need to phase through the earth after finally mustering the tremendous amount of courage to say “bless you” only to get no response from the sneezer 🫡

#we were right next to each other 😩#like ye maybe you’re shy or smth but hnnng #I know I didn’t bless u the last four times but pls it took a lot this time 🙏#I hope you can understand if I never bless you again sorry ><#coworker tales #snz #snz kink #snzblr #sneeze kink #snez

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dreamieparadise · 29 days

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My eyes are so tired? Feels itchy and dry too...actually assumed my eyes must be pink, but they're not. Am I coming down with something while still dealing with something...?!

#nimo's sheeko sheeko time #unfortunately group project due tomorrow #so today is a Work Day #thankfully tomorrow I have an appointment and will take the rest of the day off aha [my appointment is 10:45 and will be an hour so I dont #see the point of going back to class 💁🏾‍♀️]#me going back to my school days where having an appointment meant just leaving!!!#I remember in hs I had a crush and came back just to make him happy LMAOOOOO #me after: aha never again I could have been watching daytime television!#the chronicles of the chronically ill #wait that's a fire tag lemme use it for when I'm going off about my health lmao #also I wanna draw #AND like??? I pulled a muscle behind my ear next to my jaw? by sneezing! its been aching for 3 hrs now 😵‍💫#what is thiiiiis fjdjdkd

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hetchiew · 1 year

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I sneezed 24 times in a row!!

(in under 5 minutes)

That’s a new record for me! :D

#I’ve never sneezed that much before #I thought it was never gonna end #every time I thought it was over I’d sneeze again #just thought you guys should know lol #I know for many of you 24 sneezes is nothing but it’s a lot for me!

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coyotebrained · 1 year

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You have to think things will get better, otherwise what is the point!!! You have to hold out hope that things will get better and then maybe one day things will feel safe and be cool and everything will be fine (at least as fine as it can be)

#misc #rbs okay #I’m just so tired of the state of the world and I’m so tired of feeling unsafe every day #so tired of being tired. I have to hope my body will heal and I will feel better but it’s so hard #change has to come at some point and I have to hope I can make it to that point #I’m having a terrible time coping with the pain and fatigue and mental strain covid has left me with #I want to feel okay again so badly #all I want in the world is to make art and experience art and music and movies and live a little life with my partner in some place nice #I’m scared I’ll never feel okay enough to have that and I’m scared the world won’t ever feel safe enough again to have that #I just keep telling myself something has to change and trying to believe it so hard #if I make it through this pandemic with any semblance of health and stability I will be happy #I don’t even want to think about how much trauma the pandemic has given me and will continue to give me #I grieve everyday for the world that could’ve been and the person I will never get the chance to be because of this pandemic #my health anxiety has skyrocketed in the past four years and just keeps getting worse #I can’t hear people coughing or sneezing or sniffling without panicking for a few seconds every time #I already had emetophobia before 2020 but now I have the same panicked feeling from anyone exhibiting any signs of illness #it’s exhausting T-T everything is exhausting #sorry for vent-ish post on main ik it’s not very professional but whatever this is my blog #covid tw

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jedi-bird · 4 months

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I am one one thing going wrong right now away from a total breakdown. Doesn't even need to be big. Minor inconvenience is going to do it today.

#vent post #everything that can go wrong right now seems to be determined to do so #grocery delivery was fucked up #several of the things i needed were not included in the order but i got charged for them #took 40 minutes to get it resolved and then that got fucked up #they refunded most of it as a gift card which is essentially useless because I'm probably not using them again #had to fight to get the other thing refunded because they want me to return the item that i never received #another cat started sneezing so it's yet another trip to the vets this week #i was supposed to be on call for jury duty this week but on the website it looks like they changed the date without notifying me #and i can't call and talk to anyone until Tuesday so I'm stuck in limbo #if they did change the date I'm screwed because i have multiple appointments that week that i can't change very easily #i want to start screaming because the stress is getting to me

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fuckin-sick-bih · 1 year

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don't @ me for waking up at noon and not getting out of bed til 1, i have my reasons, but! im curious if y'all also do like... morning sneezes? is that a thing? lemme explain. TW self obs talk below the cut.

at some point during the morning im just kind of bound to sneeze like 2-4 times sometime in the first hour of waking up and then im good. could be while im still laying in bed or while im makin breakfast, but it's practically part of my morning routine at this point that my day almost feels off if it doesn't happen? Autism Routines, man... and this isn't like inducing sneezes either, it just happens and has been for years. i've only had two serious partners in my life so im not 100% sure if this is like A Thing or not for other people first thing in the morning?

#just bex talkin #tw self obs #i can never assume anything about me is normal ever again because i have been proven time after time i am Abnormal #which is fine and if this is a fun quirk im cool with it 10/10 quirk to have tbh #whenever i start dating again i just want a nap partner who will let me cling onto them and muffle sneezes against their shoulder all sleep #i dont even take naps i cant fucking nap but somehow THAT is my fantasy fml

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mirinstirfry · 1 year

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i watched the lupat final live tour and i am no longer the same person as i was yesterday, it was a truly life changing experience i will never forget it

#miri.txt #i cant believe i had to watch this to realize that midorikawa voiced the last motw wtf #also like #i replayed the kiss scene at least 5 times trying to get a good screenshot #i’m so fucking normal about wred #the part where keiichiro sneezes and carries kairi off stage too wtf #i’m in fucking tears #i hate them so much #i will never be normal ever again #google search: how do i forget everything about the lupat flt so i can experience watching it all over again #super sentai #lupat

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casdeans-pie · 8 months

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Any time I sneeze my cat looks at me with the most offended expression you can imagine on an animal

#sometimes he runs away first and then when I go to tell him it's okay he looks at me like he will never trust me again #Im sorry Pumpkin sometimes I need to sneeze !!!#pie says stuff

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