#nevermind the murders and the cannibalism

[tedrailmi]

S02E13 | S03E07 | S03E08

Hannibal giving up his freedom for Will

[dontcryminecraft]

red team purgatory day one

half of red team isn't here, nobody knows how to actually PLAY MINECRAFT, and the only person remotely good at pvp here is philza. Carre carries everyone and is off doing his own thing. Even IF the other half of the team is there, the only person i can accurately gauge the ability of is WILBUR, and i have zero faith in his skills lol. Everyone is realizing how much they're going to have to stream, and some will have to change their schedules in order to play effectively. Charlie doesn't stream for 5 hours, but he has to be here for all of this, and it becomes VERY CLEAR, VERY QUICKLY, WHY HE DOESN'T. His voice is dead and he is unravelling at the seams. He hates it here more than anyone. only half of his breakdown is a joke. They're drying. Cellbit and Slime had ENOUGH and just beat each other with sticks. They're devolving and screaming about how much they hate this and they're manic and their arms feel numb and tingly and badboyhalo keeps killing them and they keep dying and life hates them. Jaiden told badboyhalo to kill himself. In a fit of rage they declared that they no longer care about the eggs and they'd rather just go home. They're planning on logging in on Monday only to build a house and start Egg Island Survival LetsPlay where they make an Emerald Empire and only respond in Villiager Hrmms. now they're sing/screaming as their base burns around them, and i can't tell what they're supposed to be singing but they kept repeating "say something I'm giving up on you" and someone started playing the Living TombStone FNAF song. Phil got a globe and gifted everyone a fidget toy to spin and they're just sitting and spinning. Baghera just realized that Phil already had all the saplings they need and she wasted her time, so Phil took off his armor so the two can could fight. Baghera lost even though she had a diamond sword, so Phil just let her kill him so she can be happy. Corpses scatter across their yard. They're killing each other. I started typing this with 20 minutes left and I'm witnessing the longest fucking 20 minutes of my life how is there still 7-whatever minutes left??? CELLBIT JUST CONFESSED TO THE MURDERS AND THEY'RE CONFESSING TO THEIR SINS NOW???? I CAN'T TELL IF CHARLIE'S CONFESSION ABOUT JUANAFLIPPA AND THE CODE IS CANON???? Charlie suggests a cannibalism arc and everyone wants to go absolutely FERAL and cellbit it trying to act normal about that idea and kinda fails at it. And it all ends with everyone being banned to enforce the 5-hour rule. We're Free...for today. And despite this, they don't want to change teams and they're actually looking forward to suffering with friends :) ...nevermind they're planning on selling wilbur to get a better advantage.

[moth-eats-paper]

UPDATEEEEE

I've made it to season four so here's an updated log of the Magnus archives thingy mubob (this contains spoilers :3.)

Oh the pig no no like you sir

Oh god I guess this pig is a weird thing

THE CIRCUS?

Oh god not more circuses

Oh dear I think the pig has decided to eat clowns now

Oh self cannibalism

Whelp the pig ate someone

Loud sound

The eyes doing it's thing

JOHN DOING THE THING WITH THE EYE

Tim keeps scaring people

Tims not ok

OMG TIM STATEMENT

Tims brother went missing

I don't think it's Tim's brother

Whelp he's gone

Oh clowns know

OH DEAR CLOWNS

I don't think that's your brother Tim

Oh blood

Oh dead clown

Oh no more skin .

Oh famous clown

Tim and Elias drama

Oh we're in China

Oh creepy opening

I wonder. Is this in Chinese? I know that the eye can allow you to read other languages in order to obtain more knowledge. Even if you never spoke that language or were able to read it you just suddenly are able to.

Oh screams

Nevermind I'm pretty sure it's in English cause it seems the person writing it is a British soldier

Does he have the black plague?

OH DEAD BODYS IN THE WATER

Oh-

This is a sad man

“True and total war”

GOD DAMMIT NO CIRCUS

HE CAN READ MANDARIN AND AND CHINESE NOW (cause of the eye)

IT WAS FROM 2004 NOT 2014

Oh the proper one's are in America

Space station time

I wonder if this is the same space station as the one Gertrude read

I think she kept talking about it in one of the statements well more specifically the guy who it is from

We love Melanie (even though she keeps trying to kill Elias but she has a good reason)

FAIRCHILD IS BACK

IT IS THE SAME SPACESHIP BUT JUST A DIFFERENT GUY

Because the one Gertrude read was the isolation guy. This is about the other two people who were on the ship

Oh god the space weird space hands are back I think

Oh blood

Oh he's bleeding

Oh god he's just going to let himself die

Old screaming things

Don't envy the isolation guy he had a really shit time

Whelp now he's in limbo space

OH SOMETHING'S BLOCKING THE STARS

Oh deep thoughts

Melanie is thinking deep

She's skeptical of stuff

Oh dear

IS HE STUCK IN SPACE

Viscera I think is how to pronounce her name?

MARTIN HAS A CRUSH ON JOHN?

Viscera and Melanie are gossiping and I'm here for it

Oh performance review

OH GOD ELIAS

JESUS CHRIST ELIAS STOP LEAVE POOR MELIAINE ALONE

WHAT DID HE DIE OF

WHY DID YOU GIVE HER THE KNOWLEDGE OF HIM DYING

THAT'S TERRIFYING

He can just make her watch her dad's death!

I want texas toast I'm going to go make some

JOHNS IN AMERICA

Whelp he's being followed by a police officer

And Jared's “death”

GERTRUD WAS ARRESTED FOR BREAKING INTO A MORGUE

He just has to read statements to make him feel better

A screaming oven lovely

OH THERE'S A FIRE

OH A TRAINS ON FIRE

What do you mean you'd burn them?

John is better!

OH SHIT IT'S THE POLICE

WHAT IS THAT ACCENT

OH MY GOD ITS THE VAMPIRE HUNTER

YIPPEE MARTIN

I fucking hate Shakespeare

Lovely more masks

Poor Tim

And Melanie

AWW

OH SHIT

SOMETHINGS HAPPENING

PETER LUCAS IS BACK

Lucas seams so silly

Viscera gets really excited about her reading and I love that about her

Mmm more statements

I'm pretty sure John just asked for a statement because he was starting to feel sick lol

MORE VAMPIRES (I think) YIPPEE

His accent is kinda hard to understand

BODYS IN BOX

Spoopy people

Love how she calls the vampire hunter old man

Oh bodys on table

Silent screamers

OH WATER

Staby stab

Oh she killed him

OH SPOOKY THING

HAHAH DOLL THING (why is his voice kinda-)

More Marten :3

This girl sounds like an asshole

THIS PERSONS TRANS TDZSDHUGDZ

That is a long ass name

“Spiders are eating” PFF

Oh don't walk into people's jaws

Mmm Japanese spider movies

YOU HAD TO TRY AND CONVINCE YOURSELF HE ONLY HAD TWO ARMS

Oh spoopy

Oh they found A Way to distract Elias

A leitner?

JARED

Jared is cool

Jared's mom was an ass

Hmmm more things to kill and torture everyone

I keep forgetting meat is in this

Jared is so sad

MURDER

YIPPEE VISCERA

We're back in America and they found a bomb and the taxidermy or what's left of it

John and Tim drama

YIPPEE TIM A JOHN ARE OK

Oh tunnels

Bomb time

The meats back

LITENER

No more arm

And now he's in the water

PFFF

HELEN

Aww

YIPPEE SPOOPY

Meeting timeee

Gurtrud tape time

Wolfgang?

Puppets?

I think this is from a older time in europe because of the writing and how it is worded

DON'T GO

Mmm more robotic things

OH GOD A STAGE

Mmm birbs

BLOOD

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CURL YOUR LEGS INTO A FIST

Funsies

Oh he's being protective of martennnnn

PLANS

SECRET PLANSSS

JOHN STATEMENT HDHJDGKDVJHK

Awww john

ITS LIGHTENERS

Melines to relatable

MELANIE STATEMENT

MARTIN NFSUSSTUDIY

TIMM

Aww goodbye Jarey

mmm masquerade

MARTIN!!

“sorry Elias I can't hear you there's a DOOR in the way” I love marten

Hehehe bomb

Oh god marten don't die

OH GOD THAT'S NOT WAX WORK

MARTIN NO

ELIAS FUCK YOU

Uh oh

SILLY MUSIC

WHAT'S HAPPENING

Mmm nothing is everything and everything is something

God what is happening

EYE THINGGGG

TIMMM

TIM SET OFF THE BOOM

Oh

What the fuck is this

He's not responseuve

Oh eye always watching

ELIAS STATEMENT?

(I'm listening to this for a second time)

Hehehe sad man

Oh

Oh dear

THE ELBOWS DON'T WORK

The sky?

Oh

OH

Ma ma that's not edible

I don't want the box to sing

NOT THE COFFIN

Oh tunnel

Hmmm blood

TRAIN TIME

Hmmm watching

WHERE'D SHE GO

Oh dig

DOOR

Ants?

Oh

He screams

Who are we watching?

MARTIN

What

ARE TIM AND DAISY DEAD?

Bye Eliasss

PFFFF

OH

Lucassss

YIPPEE PETER

NO TIM AND DAISY ARE DEAD

Season 4 babyyy

Oh

Poor marten

This is so sad

Oh

WHAT

WHAT DO YOU MORE GOODBYE

First actual episode of season 4 :3

Oh?

WHO IS THIS

WHAT

WHERE

YOU SAW JOHN IN A DREAM?

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

Oh statement

He sees how people die funnn

“What am I?” I ask that often

Oh

OH

Ship into the middle of nowhereeeee

MEMENTO THING

Snakes?

Oh

Nevermind it's death

Why ya calm

Oh

Did you accidentally kill a bunch of people

Nope

YOU GOT A GUN?

YOU KILLED THE CAPTAIN!????

oh

OH GOD YOU KILLED EVERYONE

This is this Oliver guy

SPIDERS

Oh

That's funnn

Oh boy

Melanie (I think it's her)might have scared him off

Oh

OH

JOHNS AWAKE?

Zombieeee

I keep sending the homophobic vase because I can

oh no it was gorge

AND VISCERA

Magic tape?

JOHN!

HIII JOHN

oh

6 MONTHS

He's very confused and I can see why

Hehehe eye thing

Statement timeeee

YOU CUT SOMEBODY'S HANDS?

I think this dudes on something

Maybe

Idk any more everything is odd

YOUR BEING FOLLOWED MX STATEMENT PERSON

Oh

This person's a little silly

Awww I love John

Even though he keeps making have deep thoughts

THEY CAN'T FIND DAISY'S BODY?

Oh oh god marten are you okay buddy

Oh

Aww

He miss his boyfriend (I'm desperately waiting for them to get together)

W E B yippee

Oh god meline she's very traumatized

Oh

Oh that hurt

OH MY GOD THEY'RE GETTING ATTACKED BY THINGS

(Not at the moment)

I think everyone's losing it

HE JUST CALLED HIMSELF THE ARCHIVIST NOT “Johnathan Sims head archivist” JUST THE FUCKING ARCHIVEST

EVERYONE IS EITHER DEAD, PART OF SOMETHING, FUCKING LOOSING IT OR ALL THREE.

[raccoon-in-a-dumpster]

hi. This is the anon who was talking about proship last night. I will try to be concise as possible, without skipping important things this time. You are coming from a place of moral panic and probably your own defense, given what started the conversation, and how could I blame you?

I should’ve been a bit more clear with my explanation, but it was meant to be about shipping. I had assumed that was a given since we were talking about proshipping. I want to remind you that there are a lot of problematic things in various ships across many fandoms, including cannibalism (admittedly that one seems to be pretty fandom-specific), stalking, murder, manipulation, and so on.

I will not argue with you anymore. Clearly you are convinced you’re right (and again…I can’t blame you.).

I will however point out the one flaw in your argument: all of the things I mentioned are illegal. As well as physical and verbal abuse, which are also in a lot of ships, and some people just enjoy that in their fiction. Henry/Will isn’t exactly a pure and healthy ship. You may not know them, but there are people who would tear you to shreds, thinking you support that kind of toxicity in real life.

My point has changed several times over the course of this conversation, and as I’ve had some more time to think on it. I have realized that my initial point was mostly pedantic; meaning, I thought you were wrong about the word ‘proship’ and for some reason felt the need to correct you. Which is pretty shitty of me, I’ll admit.

And once again, I absolutely understand why you’re reacting this way. If an anonymous stranger showed up in my inbox and essentially said “uhhm [word you know to mean pedophilia and incest supporter] is fine, actually.” I’d be incredulous, quite upset, and probably afraid. Of all the ways to try to start a conversation about something like this, I could’ve chosen a much better one if I wanted you to hear me out before deciding that I must be an idiot at best, and a creep at worst, and refusing to even consider anything I say.

But now it’s a point of worry.

I want you to take a moment and ask yourself why you now have two very different definitions of “proshipping”, and why the first definition you were given does not include other things that are illegal, like murder. Who gave you this explanation? Also, if you had read my definition in a vacuum, outside of the context of proshipping, would you agree with it?

If the answer is ‘yes’, ask yourself again why your source told you it was only about liking and supporting pedophilia and incest.

And before you say anything, no, I’m not saying those things aren’t bad. It’s disgusting. I maintain that I wouldn’t touch even the made-up shit with a 20 foot pole.

But do you know what kind of things (aside from actual pedophilia) are often called that?

Adults writing about kids (the same age) being in love, no more explicit than holding hands and kissing each other’s cheeks.

Adults writing to entertain children, even if there’s not even a shred of romance.

Gay people. For existing.

Trans people, like you and me, for existing.

Nevermind the accusations of sexualizing children if you say you headcanon a fictional kid as trans or gay or bi or anything under that rainbow, regardless of whether or not you yourself are gay or trans.

You have experienced this already. You’ve been sent anons accusing you of pedophilia even though you’re a teenager yourself. You and I both know it’s bullshit, but the people who say that don’t care. They don’t care what they have to say to get people like us to, at best, hide in shame and hate ourselves for wanting to be something other than the gender we were assigned at birth. Or, at worst, kill ourselves.

How many people have been accused of pedophilia in the past couple of years? People you may not have even heard of until the accusations reached your ears? I know of a few who have proven their innocence, and it was revealed that the accuser was only trying to make the accused’s life hell.

Screenshots can be faked. Conversations are taken out of context.

Prior to this conversation I had distanced myself from discussions of proship and antiship. I didn’t want to get in the middle of it. But now I have decided that I am proship.

Not because I think it’s okay to coerce children into sexual acts, or that incest is fine, but because I would rather not see the people I care about ganged up on, harassed, and threatened for alleged ‘pedophilia’. For accusations that came from one bigoted prick who decided to use the worst accusation they could think of to get these queer ‘degenerates’ off of the internet.

Because someone writing a story about pedophilia to process and cope with their traumatic childhood experiences with it shouldn’t be dragged to the gallows and hanged for it.

Because someone writing a story about incest may not know enough about it to understand why it’s bad, and they shouldn’t be screamed at and harassed and threatened.

Because my transgender friends shouldn’t be called disgusting sibling-fuckers for discussing how a child in a fantasy AU might try to help their trans sibling find a way to medically transition.

Because I shouldn’t be called a child molester for writing about two gay adult women adopting children.

Because sometimes people don’t know what love could be if it’s not being forced into something.

Because a teenager just starting to explore some of the thoughts and feelings that are coming with puberty might not understand why their 13 year old character shouldn’t romantically or sexually be with the 28 year old pop star they have a crush on, shouldn’t be verbally abused and told to kill themselves until they do too afraid to ask why it’s wrong, because no one will even tell them what their offense was, because they think it’s them.

Because between letting a creep be weird about fictional children on the internet—who gets caught and arrested by their local law enforcement for doing something just the real world (which no one else in the internet would be able to help with, unless you managed to dox them. and is also illegal)—and letting people accuse anyone they don’t like of pedophilia and incest turning all fandom spaces into sterilized hellscapes where one disagreement gets your account publicly executed, I’d much rather go with the former.

Because sometimes the accusations of pedophilia and incest are nothing more than a Trojan horse.

I will not come off anon. I will not tell you who I am. I can hear the war drums in the distance and I don’t care who’s right or wrong, I refuse to end up on a callout post. Because even if your intentions are just “hey watch out, I’m pretty sure this person’s a gross pedo, don’t interact with them”, and nothing more, there will be people who come harass me. People who may not even know either of us beyond the callout post. I have seen the aftermath of it, showing up well after the storm has passed without knowing anything about what they might’ve done, and they’re incredibly paranoid. One of them gets an incredibly high amount of hateful anons and reblogs for no apparent reason. Even on posts talking about something trivial like “if you put this spice in your ramen it’s actually really tasty”. Another sounds like they’re fighting tooth and nail with themself, just to respond to one anon calling them anything derogatory, without apologizing for daring to exist. Neither of them are pedophiles or support incest. How many times worse would it be if that was the reason someone was being harassed, even if it wasn’t true? I don’t want to find out.

I really don’t think you would intentionally start something like that. But you are not who I’m concerned about.

This is my last word on this. Do with it what you will. But stay safe. And ask questions when you’re told that something is an absolute certainty. There is very little in the human experience that is universal and solid, and things can be even more muddled on the internet.

I doubt you’ll take anything I have to say seriously now, but there is a lot of harm someone can do when they’re being guided by dishonest people under the pretense of moral purity.

anon what

what does any of this mean

33 PARAGRAPHS AND FOR WHAT??? I DON'T KNOW WHAT THIS MEANSSS

[loreweaver-universe]

okay so on the one hand the payday you've gotten is more than enough to pay for that damage but on the other hand you're definitely going to have to kill the carpenters who fix the place to cover up the whole cannibal murder family ensemble you've got going on

which is probably a plus for you guys actually nevermind

[argentnoelle]

meddle about | evilive [i don't even go here challenge] by @cornflowershade​

It’s an Evilive fanvid made by @cornflowershade​ for an editing challenge the two of us made up called “I don’t even go here” where we each edited a show the other person had watched, but that we hadn’t! + we decided to post each other’s vid to tumblr :)

includes running commentary of what she said while editing:

Ep. 1 — "his wife died. or his sister" — "he visits prisons. maybe he's a lawyer?" —"are you murdering a fly???" —"the glasses guy reminds me of clock king" 

Ep. 3 —"now he's gardening. he's planting dead bodies." —"it's like Walter and Jessie but if Walter were Clock King." —"i want more of the younger guy, he's pretty" —"they're a mob... or a cult" —"he's like Will Graham but without the superpowers" —"that's the most fake looking GPS I've ever seen" —"they're going to a secret base where people are... having soup? no, it's illegal gambling" —"why are they staring at this porta-potty? there's gotta be a secret elevator in there" —"that's either the smiles of two shippable characters, or an uncle reuniting with his nephew and now they're bonding"

Ep. 2 (file converted after ep 3 so skimmed over/reacted to after) —"he has a kid... unless it's his sister's kid" —"why does he keep stealing toilet paper? or is that like is calling sign? that's a weird power move" —"if you didn't always sneak in places you wouldn't be worried about getting caught" 

Ep. 4 —"are they juicing fingers for cannibal wine?? or is the bucket because they're clean freaks?" —"the assassin has anger issues" —"maybe he used to be an athlete then became an assassin after his baseball career bombed" 

Ep. 7 —"someone died next to their lunch? nevermind they're sleeping" —"maybe he's secretly working WITH the mob but got drawn into it, but now he's mad someone's dead" —"if he [brother] is in the family photo, that probably means the nephew route is correct" —"now that his mom died he's acting like a villain" 

Ep. 9 —"he's inheriting anger issues from the other guy" —"he's gonna get on his Hannibal good side but then turn him in to the police"

Ep. 10 —"but it's not like I'll turn myself in I don't care THAT much" —"it's a straight up murder house" —"this is giving hannibal" —"oh he framed him. if you can call it that when he did just kill a bunch of people" —"he's dressing for revenge. like taylor swift." —"no one plays me like that!! I'm the gay winter soldier hannibal man who makes finger martinis!!" —"he looks genuinely a little bit sad" —"I already put myself before everyone else. it's too late to stop now."

& here’s a link to her post about my own edit (to OFTS) https://cornflowershade.tumblr.com/post/751415170348269568/okay-so-my-friend-and-i-thought-up-a-vidding-game

[druckkugelschreiber]

Villain's Mark

Tagged by @judithmactir for this. Thanks for the tag?

Where the fuck did all my Nydhena screenshots go? Nevermind I'm just blind

So yeah doing this for my favorite girl Nydhena Surana

BOLD always or almost always applies  | |   italics are situational or occasional

aggressive | arrogant | authoritarian | bitter | brutal | callous | cannibal | careless | cold | cold-hearted | compulsive | controlling | corrects others constantly | cowardly | critical | cruel | delusional | demanding | disillusioned | domineering | envious | emotionally stunted | greedy | grim | guarded | hard | harsh | hypocritical | impatient | impolite | intimidating | irritable | kidnapper | lazy | liar | lustful | materialistic | mean | merciless | messianic | mistrusting | murderer | narrow-minded | obsessive | opinionated | over-bearing | over-critical | over-emotional | over-thinking | patronizing | proud | remote | repressed | rigid | rules with an iron fist | ruthless | sarcastic | self-righteous | self-indulgent | serial killer | taciturn | torturer | touchy | traitorous | unsympathetic | unpredictable | uptight | vain | vengeful

This was hard cause Nydhena went through so much shit like some would apply to her in DAO but not in DAI. Ah well, also probably the worst character to do this with cause on most days Nydhena is just so fucking nice, but like any sunshine person if you get on her wrong side you wish you hadn't.

no pressure tagging: @deedeemactir @galfrey @milesmentis @ziskandra

[helluva-poly]

Incorrect quote generator MBM content

Moxxie: How the hell did you crash the car?! Blitzo: So I was just driving today, right? And my navigation told me to go straight. Blitzo: I was like "woah, that's homophobic". Instead, I went gay. And, THAT'S when I got into an accident. Moxxie: … Millie, with a proud smile: And THAT'S who I'm in love with, ladies and gentlemen.

Moxxie, looking through their clothes: Has anyone seen my top? Blitzo: Millie's in the kitchen.

Moxxie: Guys, I didn’t memorize my lines! Blitzo: Just use your lack of common sense! Everyone knows the characters in plays are dumb as fuck! During the play Millie: Hey! You finally made it! Did you get the donuts? Moxxie: W-what’re donuts?

Blitzo: We need a diversion. I say Moxxie gets naked. Millie: No. Blitzo: I could get naked. The squad: NO!!!

Blitzo: pitches an idea Millie, impressed: Huh, there might be something here! Moxxie, under their breath: Yeah, a lawsuit.

Moxxie: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted. Millie: I’m “a couple of things”. Blitzo: I’m “got distracted”.

Millie: Who do we know that has handcuffs? Blitzo: Well Moxxie and I- Moxxie: elbows Blitzo Blitzo: …wouldn't know.

Millie, in a high voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career! Blitzo, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids. Moxxie: What the fuck are you guys doing? Millie: Playing systemic oppression.

Millie: What’s it like being tall? Millie: Is it nice? Millie: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards? Blitzo: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want. Moxxie: It was one time!

Moxxie: Well, remember when Millie made a romantic dinner for me? Blitzo: Moxxie, they microwaved you a pizza.

Moxxie: How do you know how to kiss? Like who teaches you? Blitzo: Well it’s actually a class, but unfortunately it’s full right now. Blitzo: Would you like me to tutor you? Millie: That was smooth.

Blitzo: is wearing silk pants How does this look? Moxxie: Like its slips on and off really easily. Blitzo: Moxxie: No, I didn't mean it like that- Millie: We know what you meant.

Blitzo, bursting into the room: You two are having sex! Moxxie, not looking up from their book: Really? Millie, why didn’t you tell me? I would have put my book down.

Moxxie: Any advice before Blitzo and I fight? Millie: Don’t wet yourself in public. Moxxie: Not the kind of advice I was looking for!

Moxxie: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter? Millie: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes. Blitzo: Because I condone murder and cannibalism.

Moxxie: Is there a cactus where your heart should be? Blitzo: What’s up your ass this morning! Millie: walks in …Hey. Blitzo: Hmm… nevermind. Moxxie: WAIT NO!

Blitzo: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming? Moxxie: Can everyone in this godforsaken group please learn the skill called "Think Before You Speak"? Millie: Ya know… it might be.

Blitzo: How do I make a date really romantic? Millie: Be mysterious. Blitzo: Okay! later, while on a date with Moxxie Moxxie: So where are we going? Blitzo: None of your fucking business.

Millie: Why did you guys dress up as each other for Halloween? Blitzo: Moxxie is the scariest thing I could think of! Moxxie: Blitzo told me I should pick the dumbest costume possible.

Moxxie: Did Millie just tell me they loved me for the first time? Blitzo: Yeah, they did. Moxxie: And did I just do finger guns back? Blitzo: Yeah, you did.

Moxxie: If you want my advice- Millie: No offense but you’re the last person I want relationship advice from. You tried to kill your significant other. Multiple times. Moxxie: First off, that was before we started dating. Secondly, they’ve also tried to kill me. Blitzo: It’s true. It was mutually attempted murder.

Millie: Guys it’s a shooting star, let’s make a wish! Moxxie: I wish for good grades. Blitzo: Nerd. Moxxie: Nevermind, I wish upon the shooting star to fall down at a 30° velocity aiming for Blitzo. :) Millie: Moxxie…

Blitzo: I’m this close to falling in love with Moxxie. Millie: Your fingertips are touching. Blitzo: Exactly.

Millie: Breathe, just breathe. Moxxie: I’ve done nothing with my life! I’m a failure! Blitzo:: Awww, that never bothered you before.

Blitzo: Holds a sign that says "Prom?" outside Moxxie's window Millie: OH my God, Yes! Moxxie: Yelling up No, tell Millie! Blitzo: Millie! I'm going to prom with your lover!

Moxxie: So, what’s Blitzo's type? Millie: Brown eyes, kind, oblivious, good sense of humor, turtle lover. Moxxie: Sounds kind of like me. Too bad we’re just friends. Millie: Did I mention oblivious? Moxxie: Yeah, why? Millie: Okay, just making sure.

Millie: Why would anyone want to harm Blitzo? Moxxie: Maybe because they met them?

Moxxie: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one. Blitzo: Erm… it’s nice see your smile when you win! later Moxxie: They're probably just staring at my ass, aren't they. Millie: Yeah, probably.

Moxxie: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds? Millie: Yes? Moxxie: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days. Millie: Fuck. Moxxie: It's gonna be a fun week! Millie: I'm going to Blitzo's house. Moxxie: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker.

Millie: Is this your plan B? Moxxie: Technically, this is plan P. Millie: Plan P? Is there a plan M? Moxxie: Yes, but I marry Blitzo in plan M. Blitzo: I like plan M.

Millie: Why would you do that? Moxxie: Because I feel guilty. Blitzo: Guilt is a trick emotion. It’s put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good.

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12 bands who succeeded by never selling out

Here are 12 bands who conquered the world by refusing to sacrifice what they believe in.

June 25, 2021Words:Chris KrovatinPhoto:Thomas Brooker

The cry of 'Sell out!' is kind of a joke in rock'n'roll. The minute a band progresses in any way shape or form, someone who liked their first demo – or even a non-fan looking for a way to vent about their own shitty life – will claim that the artist in question is just in it for the big bucks. Meanwhile, selling out varies from genre to genre, with underground extreme metal bands getting called out for doing interviews at all. There's really just no winning with some people.

At the end of the day, selling out is really about betraying one's principles or changing one's sound in order to make the wrong people happy or line one's pockets. And while plenty of bands have done that to a certain extent, there are a handful of acts who have made their bank on staying true to what they believe in. Not only that, but these bands also would've been less successful had they ever bowed to pressure; that they have remained true to their guns is crucial to their success.

Here are 12 legendary bands who answer to no-one but themselves…

1Nirvana

The kings. After the monumental success of Nevermind, Nirvana could’ve easily released a candy-coated pop-rock record and welcomed universal praise. Instead, the band dropped In Utero, featuring a song named Rape Me and a cover that could’ve been used for a Carcass album. The argument could even be made that Kurt Cobain’s suicide was in part influenced by feeling crushed by pressure to be the rock star everyone wanted (though addiction and mental illness was a likely factor). Say what you want about Nirvana, but you can never claim that they danced for the man.

2Converge

Not selling out is an intrinsic part of Converge’s whole identity. The band’s churning emotional hardcore is all about honesty and loyalty to principle – the exact opposite of giving in to pressure and financial stress. With each merciless, unwavering album they release, the boys from Salem further cement their status as the hardcore scene’s patron saints. And at the end of the day, isn’t that the dream: to become more famous every time you release a record that most of society would deem unlistenable?

3Cannibal Corpse

Some might argue that death metal pioneers Cannibal Corpse “sold out” by appearing in the Jim Carrey comedy Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. But the band never stopped playing the monster in that infamous scene, and anyway, it’s not as though they changed their music after appearing on the big screen (their next album included a song named Fucked With A Knife, for Christ’s sake). Even as they’ve become bigger and more famous, the kings of gore have never wavered from their themes of violent, perverse murder – which is why we’ll always love them.

4Tool

There’s a reason that Tool’s Fear Inoculum was such a massive success, and it isn’t because the band did a promotional campaign with Nando’s leading up to it. No, Tool have always done things their way, laughing at their own fanbase for being sour over them not playing the game. Especially in the ’90s, when the band were at the forefront of California’s growing metal movement, they had every opportunity to write a hit for radio hit and lend a sample to P. Diddy. Instead, they remained true to their weirdo vision, resulting in even their between-song interludes becoming chart-toppers.

5Fugazi

From the outset, Fugazi weren’t about having anything handed to them, to the point where they championed the DIY aesthetic by booking their own tours, printing their own flyers, and so on. By the time the Washington, D.C., stalwarts were deemed legendary in the mid- to late-’90s, they could’ve just bought into their own hype and shilled for any number of junk food or lifestyle brands. But like many bands on this list, Fugazi knew that their success was only as strong as their word, and shunned mainstream recognition in exchange for the satisfaction of a job well done. Better to stay in the waiting room than swallow the pill.

6High On Fire

How does a band who launched their career making brutal stoner thrash about monsters win a GRAMMY? Simple: keep creating brutal stoner thrash about monsters. High On Fire never once deviated from their MO of making heads bang to killer riffs honouring H.P. Lovecraft, and for that they were awarded the Best Metal GRAMMY in 2019 for their song Electric Messiah, beating out more presentable acts like Trivium and Underoath. If you’re going to make outlaw music, don’t pull your punches – go full outlaw.

7Napalm Death

While plenty of other death metal bands have just become laid-back biker dudes, Napalm Deathhaven't forgotten the punk-rock protest ethos that drove their grindcore roots. Whether they're raising money for fellow musicians or literally fighting Nazis, the boys from Birmingham are always about using their powers for good. The closest they've ever come is having their song used in a TV show – not exactly lending a song to the Trump campaign.

8Rage Against The Machine

For Rage Against The Machine, selling out would be the ultimate sin. Instead, the band took every opportunity at their disposal to bite the hand that feeds the rich – from shutting down the stock exchange to lampooning politicians and talk show hosts in their videos. For all their hard work, the California gang possess a career that is for all intents and purposes flawless, driven by moral activism and a need to speak truth to power. For most bands, putting a burning monk on their album cover would be career suicide; for these guys, it was a game-changer.

9Darkthrone

What it would mean to sell out is a relative term, and it’s worth mentioning that Norwegian black metal duo Darkthrone were probably never asked to sell toothpaste or burgers. But not only did Darkthrone focus on steadily releasing solid, interesting albums while other members of black metal’s second wave leaned on their kuh-razy reputations, but they’ve also refused to play live even after being offered shitloads of money to do so. Proof that for some bands, black metal will always be about the music first and foremost.

10Pearl Jam

While plenty of bands are happy to perform anywhere so long as they get paid, Pearl Jamrefused to play nice. At the height of their fame in the mid-’90s, the grunge giants discovered that Ticketmaster charged a service fee at a charity gig, gouging fans for their good-natured attendance. In return, the band boycotted Ticketmaster’s venues, instead erecting their own arenas in rural areas to play shows for fans. They also filed a monopoly lawsuit against the company; while it unfortunately fell part, the statement was important. It’s heartwarming to see a band this huge take a hit in the name of what’s right.

11Meshuggah

Given how many Swedish death metal bands from the ’90s and 2000s went wholly listenable later in their careers, it’s amazing that Meshuggah have held out so long. It's especially impressive as djent, the genre they helped create, has become more and more mainstream. At any point, Meshuggah could’ve written a song with a steady, headbangable beat and a big chorus, and would’ve been hailed for “crossing boundaries” and “giving fans what they want”. Instead they’ve remained off-kilter, much to the chagrin of live audiences. Now if we could only find the downbeat…

12Melvins

For some reason, the idea of the Melvins selling out feels especially uncomfortable. If the kings of Washington alt-metal wrote a pop-rock tune or starred in a razor commercial, it would break our hearts. The salty, only-music-matters attitude of King Buzzo and co. is so much of why they maintain their status as underground royalty. Thankfully, the band have never even toyed with the idea, making catchy, stomp-along sludge rock that remains safely outside the mainstream consciousness. Exhale a sigh of relief.

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[that-sarcastic-writer]

Ok but as someone who was not born nor raised in America until much later in life, I need to know, what the fuck is y'alls obsession with serial killers?

The context of this question is not important, but I'll still talk about it cause I need to talk about this encounter. So I'll just have it under a read more for those who want to understand where I'm coming from with this.

So theres this girl in my philosophy class who I unfortunately went to high school with, and on it's own I cannot stand this girl so already her shit on very thin ice with me. But anyways, this girl is notoriously obsessed with serial killers, like extremely obsessed, to say that in high school she wanted to make an entire group research project about how oversexualization in the media contributed to serial killers, which on it's own is a lot to unpack, nevermind the fact that nobody in our group saw it had anything to do with anything. But yeah, extremely obsessed with sk. So what happened was that at some point in my philosophy class a few weeks ago, our professor brought up something that ended up spiraling down a rabbit hole about cannibalism, and this bitch decided to bring up Jeffrey Dahmer and was basically saying how he was her favorite serial killer and how interesting he was like. Which like maybe from a psychological perspective but to say that hes your favourite serial killer? Like yo, are you fucking hearing yourself? Thankfully the prof cut that shit short. Buttt fast foward to today, my professor brought up the dilemma of better and worse desires, and his example was a man needing to eat and a man wanting to kill. And you guessed it, this bitch went, "do you mean eat as in cannibalism like dahmer?" And everyone just went yo what the fuck (verbatim, the guy behind me said that). And she went on about dahmer. So the prof once again moved on to a different example. Then at the end of class, the guy behind me asked her what was her obsession with dahmer, which yeah rightfully so, and she once again said he was her favourite serial killer, and then the guy went on to compare dahmer and Bundy I guess in mortality or how successful their methods were, which by then I was about to check out. But what really made me question this girl's sanity was that she went to explain in detail one of dahmers very gruesome murders and acts of cannibalism with absolute casualty, like she was stating a fun fact. By then I went straight out the door, and I guessed the guy followed my example because he followed after me and left her talking. Which like yeah no, I wouldn't want to listen to her serial killer infatuation any longer either.

And the fact of the matter is that this girl is not the only girl who has this morbid interest in serial killers, like at this point with the amount of documentaries and stylized movies/shows that have been made about REAL LIFE sk (mind you when I say real, real people who murdered real people who still have living family members, or maybe even victims that might still be alive, those people are fucking real) I think these hideous men are just romanticized to a point that is disgusting. Like the amount of people I've seen that are obsessed with the new dahmer show is absolutely sickening. I personally like crime shows, and shows like mind hunter where they used actual police procedures while exploring the hideous nature of these killers do a really good job at showing it without romantazinting it. And I'll even listen to YouTubers talk about and analyze notorious serial killers, but that's it. I dont inquire more, I dont go researching about every single crime, about every single kill, and i sure as hell dont go researching every single detail about someone so vile simply out of curiosity or interest. And for similar reason, things like the dahmer show or the netflix Bundy movie are just things I cant get myself to watch because it feels entirely different, it feels like with them being front and center, you're supposed to understand them, get inside their heads because to some extent it interests you. But it goes too far cause it's one thing to look true crime and find their psyche interesting from a psychological or criminology stand point, but it's a completely different one to find genuine intesterest in said hideous acts when you're doing it solely for your own curiosity and interest, and not because its your job, as it may be the case for a criminal psychologist, forensic or law enforcement. Like you're gonna tell me that knowing how someone decapitated another person, kept the head and then fucked it is valuable or interesting to you? A 14-18 year old has no business being so deeply invested or obsessed with these sk, especially when they show absolutely zero regard for the victims or the impact those disgusting people had on those they hurt.

The romatization of sk and killers in general is a fucking problem and you can't fucking tell me that it's not.

Thank you for coming to my ted talk babes.

[residents-of-the-darkforest]

Dark Forest Resident: Snipvoice 

Aliases / Nicknames: The Follower, Squeakkit 

Gender: male

Sexuality: homosexual

Family: Nightfang (mother), Gingerstamp (father), Siltflower (sister)

Other Relations: Marshstar (mentor), Claydust (apprentice)

Clan: ShadowClan

Rank: deputy

Characteristics: kills those Claudrat disliked, covers for his friend’s crimes, is definitely not in love with Claudrat

Number of Victims: 2

Number of Murders: 2

Method of Murder: slitting throats

Known Victims: Marshstar's fourth life, Grasswing

Victim Profile: whoever Claudrat disliked

Cause of Death: poisoned, killed by Claydust

Cautionary Tale: choose who you follow carefully

Story: 

A dark cloud fell over Snipkit and Siltkit in their early days with the disappearance of their father, Gingerstamp. 

Nevermind how cats kept getting angry when he was mentioned, or mutter 'good riddance'. Or even how Siltkit suddenly wanted to drop it altogether. When they became apprentices, a cat arrived in the night. An exhausted, half-blind, and very hungry cat around the same age as the two.  

Listening to Claudpaw's story, he hissed in anger at the cats who had hurt the one he lo--cared about. And when they became warriors, he helped Claudrat kill Grasswing, poor Grasswing, lost in the forest. Siltflower and Claudrat became mates, and Snipvoice became bitter. 

But, Claudrat was happy, and that was really what he wanted. He backed his sister when Claudrat decided to kill Applewhisp and she didn’t, but wasn't really upset when Applewhisp turned up dead. They hadn't been that close. 

Now, he hated Elmfur, who was always saying to him and his sister that he would turn out just like Gingerstamp. He covered for his two friends once they went to kill him. 

And then, Claudrat was deputy. 

Taking initiative for once, Snipvoice ended up pushing Marshstar into a river, where he drowned. Thankfully, Marshstar never saw or smelt him. Claudrat was annoyed at the risk he had taken, but it gave him an idea. And then there was Claudstar, and Snipvoice became the deputy. 

He was overjoyed! Finally, Claudrat--star saw something in him. He even gained an apprentice, Claypaw! 

The same night Claudstar had his lives taken from him, and the very apprentice he was so proud of fed him deathberries. 

Additional Information: 

--Submission by @frightnightindustries​

--Gingerstamp was a cannibal during a bad Leaf-bare. 

--Claudrat didn't really notice Snipvoice's love, because he acted like that for everyone he cared about. 

--After they died, Siltflower went into voluntary exile, and went to StarClan after atoning. 

--He was caring in his apprenticeship, which is why he was so angry after Claudpaw told him the story of his eye.

[nervous-obsolete]

I feel like part of the reason I like Ashley Graves so much is that, although I am not a murderer, cannibal, or incestuous, I also feel like nobody will ever spend time with me voluntarily, nevermind want to be my friend or anything.

[scarred-smiles]

Goodbye Despair Girls

Name: Akane Owari

Talent: Ultimate Gymnast

Height: 5'7

Weight: 123 lbs

Birthday: July 15

Blood Type:

Likes: Fighting, Meat

Dislikes: Working Hard

Crimes: Fighting against Future Foundation, starving herself to appease Junko Enoshima, killing all her parents and siblings she could locate and cannibalizing them as an offering to Junko Enoshima, murdering those in her way, gross abuse and mutilation of a corpse

Name: Chiaki Nanami

Talent: Ultimate Gamer

Height: 5'2

Weight: 101 lbs

Birthday: March 14

Blood Type: O

Likes: Games

Dislikes: Alarm Clocks

Crimes: Commanding Monokuma drones with her Switch, forcing innocents into death games where they must maim themselves and kill loved ones to survive, causing despair with her death games, using her Monokuma drones to fight against Future Foundation, gross abuse and mutilation of a corpse

Name: Hiyoko Saionji

Talent: Ultimate Traditional Dancer

Height: 4'2

Weight: 68 lbs

Birthday: March 9

Blood Type: B

Likes: Squish Squishy

Dislikes: Lecture, Sour Stuff

Crimes: Brainwashing, incorporating deaths and murders into her routines, dancing alongside Sayaka Maizono, dancing alongside Ibuki Mioda, dancing alongside Kaede Akamatsu, using brainwashing visuals, killing her father as a sacrifice to Junko Enoshima, enslaving her grandmother and torturing her to death, gross abuse and mutilation of a corpse

Name: Ibuki Mioda

Talent: Ultimate Musician

Height: 5'3

Weight: 92 lbs

Birthday: November 27

Blood Type: AB

Likes: Walking, Napping, Gaming

Dislikes: Boredom

Crimes: Crimes: Brainwashing, incorporating hypnotizing visuals into her routines, killing her father as a sacrifice to Junko Enoshima, enslaving her grandmother and torturing her to death, gross abuse and mutilation of a corpse

Name: Mahiru Koizumi

Talent: Ultimate Photographer

Height: 5'4

Weight: 101 lbs

Birthday: April 24

Blood Type: A

Likes: Traveling Alone

Dislikes: Bad Manners

Crimes: Snuff filming, photographing and video recording despair-inducing sights (later used in the torture of the other Remnants), filming executions in Sonia's kingdom, photographing images that depict Junko Enoshima as a goddess who should be worshipped, sacrificing her parents to Junko Enoshima, gross abuse and mutilation of a corpse

Name: Mikan Tsumiki

Talent: Ultimate Nurse

Height: 5'4

Weight: 125 lbs

Birthday: May 12

Blood Type: A

Likes: Bathroom Smells, Alcohol

Dislikes: Oversized Things

Crimes: Sexual assault, mass murder, torture using medical items, experimenting new medical concoctions and poisons on innocent civilians, medical malpractice, use of inhumane methods of punishment, encouraging worship of Junko Enoshima, brainwashing her patients, gross abuse and mutilation of a corpse

Name: Peko Pekoyama

Talent: Ultimate Swordswoman

Height: 5'6

Weight: 112 lbs

Birthday: June 30

Blood Type: O

Likes: Black

Dislikes: Candy

Crimes: Acting as the fighter for the Kuzuryuu Yakuza, mass murder, fighting against Future Foundation, helping Fuyuhiko kill his sister and parents, killing anyone who dares oppose Fuyuhiko, gross abuse and mutilation of a corpse

Name: Sonia Nevermind

Talent: Ultimate Princess

Height: 5'7

Weight: 110 lbs

Birthday: October 13

Blood Type: A

Likes: Occult, Japan

Dislikes: Sour Plums

Crimes: Regicide, hostile takeover, ordering mass executions, tyranny, launching war against Japan and Future Foundation, brainwashing her country into despair, forcing her people to fight on the side of despair, torture, use of inhumane punishment methods, unlawful taxation, gross abuse and mutilation of a corpse

[oatmealcrisp-freak]

im rewatching Chilling Adventures of Sabrina and episode 5 is literally so fucking funny???????

we go from Sabrina who’s shoved into an iron maiden by Harvey for her honesty regarding her duality on her wedding day, to Ambrose caught in a circular hell of sniffing freedom only to be killed and cannibalize himself, to Hilda who gets surgery-conjoined twin to a sister who brutalizes her mentally and physically (straight up murders her even) as though she’s not even deserving of life, nevermind the space she takes up in the world, to

Zelda, whose nightmare is that the devil compliments and favours her sister Hilda and reality ensues when she kills her.

it is the most ridiculous thing I S2G

[crackerqueen-ineedsleep]

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This is the official Moriverse masterpost! Please be patient as I am the only person running this. It might take a while before the newest MoriVerse thread shows up.

It is highly recommended you boost this! It's my first ever completed Masterpost and me along with the other members of Moriverse are working hard on our story and characters. We would greatly appreciate the boost for some support to get it out there!

Note: Threads with a red aterisk beside the thread number (Like #33) means that the threads were NOT completed. You're welcome to still read them, though!

⚠WARNING: MoriVerse is a roleplay that contains some dark/mature themes. Such as: Violence, abuse of power, murder, child abuse, and mentions of cannibalism. DO NOT READ THIS IF YOU'RE SQUEAMISH!⚠

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#1 - It Starts With A... Monster?

#2 - A Vanilla Milkshake

#3 - The Latest Employer

#4 - Brief Coffee Chatter

#5 - The Latest Report (That Involves Some Gay)

#6 - Espressos, Pianos, & 40$

#7 - The Failed Assassination

#8 - A Friendship Divorce? In MY Firmamento?

#9 - How To Fix A Computer

#10 - Something Sweet

#11 - Awkward Simping

#12 - Tattoo Artist

#13 - Noah's Run-In With An Alien

#14 - Mori, Noah, & The YA Dystopian Novel Scientist

#15 - Painkillers & Knowledge

#16 - Unnecessary Help

#17 - Shipping Talk

#18 - It Ends For Now

#19 - Lets Quickly Bicker, While We're At It

#20 - You Learn Just A Little Too Much

#21 - Tea Talk With A Rich Man

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#22 - Wait, Is This A Date?

#23 - Oh, Wait Nevermind...

#24 - An Uncomfortable Meeting

#25 - A Tired Raccoon & An Emotional Possum

#26 - Adventures Of Noah, Mocha, & The Third Wheel Possum

#27 - Purring

#28 - Terrible Flirts

#29 - The Accidental Kiss

#30 - So You & Him, huh?

#31 - Its Raining Gremlins!

#32 - The Music Box

*#33 - Date With An Archivist

#34 - A Nice Little Walk

#35 - Ice Cream

#36 - The Water Cycle

#37 - Just 2 Bros Chilling In A Lab

#38 - Finally, An Intentional Kiss!

#39 - Shikuro & The 'Cool Guy'

#40 - A Visit Once More

#41 - Power Source

#42 - Out & About

#43 - Those Damn Homophobic Lights

#44 - Panic & Confusion

#45 - Thunder

#46 - In The Midst Of It All

#47 - Help On The Way

#48 - The Help

#49 - Meanwhile

#50 - Confessions

#51 - Starry-Eyed

#52 - Why Arcturus Works Alone

#53 - Questions & Answers

#54 - Departure

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#55 - Machines & Sketches

#56 - Solutions

#57 - Small Talk

#58 - After The Blast

#59 - Brotherly Care

#60 - Letting It Out

#61 - Ratatouille

#62 - My Friend, Mori

#63 - So... Can I have The Job Back?

#64 - Apology

#65 - Breaking Down

#66 - With Great Hot Chocolate There Must Also Come An Interesting Q&A

#67 - Cat Ears

#68 - Massage

#69 - Phone Number

#70 - Plans For Recreation

#71 - A Rare Visit

#72 - The Necklace

#73 - The Celebrity Crush

#74 - Feral Trinity!

#75 - The Parasym

#76 - Possum & Porcupine

#77 - Stars Align

#78 - Height Difference

#79 - Head Pats

#80 - Open To New Friends

#81 - Go Fish

#82 - And The Winner Is: Rudy!

#83 - #HoldTheRat

#84 - A Cup Of Tea

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#85 - Groceries

#86 - Curfew

#87 - Pizza Rat

#88 - The More You Know

#89 - Peace Offering

#90 - Looking Back

#91 - Robbery!

#92 - At The Scene

#93 - Night Trip To The Café

#94 - Lets Have Dinner!

#95 - A Dinner Date, Totally

#96 - Oh Wow, Another Q&A

A: Himbo Ask #1

B: Himbo Ask #2

C: Himbo Ask #3

D: Himbo Ask #4

[slashesotron]

Let’s play a little game…

▶  MEGABALLOT! Voting is up until Sunday (Dec. 20th) night!

FREE-FOR-ALL! SUBMIT TWO DIFFERENT VOTES!

Last one!! You vote on what happens to poor Patchouli next! 😈 And you read that right- you can vote TWICE this time, but both votes have to be completely different!

What’s wrong, Patchouli? You look like you’ve seen a- oh, nevermind.

HOW TO PLAY

You MUST be 18 + and following me (to see the result of course!)

Pick a character from the grid

Pick prompts by NUMBER ONLY from the lists under the cut

You must choose 1 gore prompt and 2 kink prompts!

Reply to this post with your choice (E-2-48-21, for example)

I use a random number generator to determine a winner and draw!

Please only play once per week to keep things fair! If you’re worried about your main showing up in the notes, you can send me an anon with your vote- but please be sure to include what week it’s for.

PROMPT LIST UNDER THE CUT + image credits 💖

My prompt list is an amalgamation of several different ones because I like to keep things flexible- if one is yours, and you’d like it removed, please contact me!

I’ve included some OCs I love who belong to friends of mine (some of whom you’ve seen here before)! You can click on the character name for a profile!

▶ CHARACTER LIST - CHOOSE ONE PER VOTE

▶ LIST PROMPTS BY LETTER ONLY

A. Vaska - © @anger-issue B. Strade - © @gatobob C. Ren - © gatobob D. Rire - © @darqx E. Mateo - © wrenseroticlibrary F. Pyramid Head - Silent Hill G. The Dog H. Avery Stage V - Art by gatobob I. Juniper J. Father Sebastian K. Fusion - Art by angelblood L. Legion - Dead By Daylight M. Rat King - © @dogepauus N. Wilhelm Snow - © @puppy-kitten O. Salvador - © @holdmehurtme P. Theo Paige - © @satansexandnoregrets Q. Dr. Julien Kenseth - © @nightmareslug R. Eddie Gluskin - Outlast

▶  GORE PROMPTS - CHOOSE ONE PER VOTE

▶  LIST PROMPTS BY NUMBER ONLY

1. Monster-like features // Excessive blood // Mouth trauma //

2. Medical treatment // Rearranged // Bandages // Sick //

3. Blood Bath // Zombie // Cannibalism // Just like in the movies //

4. Distorted Body / Broken Bone // Light from beneath // Barbed wire //

5. The murder weapon // Hunter becomes hunted // Bones //

6. Backstabbed // Skewered // Keeping a trophy // Execution //

7. Dressing up // A message on the glass // Knife //

8. Dripping blood // Don’t eat that // Decapitation //

9. Teeth // Possession/Corruption // Consensual gore //

10. Extra Limbs/Eyes/Etc // Impaled // Under the skin //

11. The experiment // Autopsy // Stitches // Nosebleed / Bruises //

12. Surgery // Body modification // Robotic Parts / Prosthetics //

13. Surreal gore // Segmentation // Is this a hallucination? //

14. Father forgive me // Excessive Gashes // Scars //

15. Battle // Dark magic // Feast // It burns //

16. Torture // Ritualistic Sacrifice // Cuts / Lacerations //

17. Ow, my head // Melting // Body horror // Arrows //

18. The romantic full moon // The chase scene // Gunshot //

19. Monster Form // Animal/beast wounds // It’s just a shadow //

20. CHAINSAW // Amputation // Power tools // Machines //

▶ KINK PROMPTS - CHOOSE TWO PER VOTE

▶  LIST PROMPTS BY NUMBER ONLY

21. Handjobs | Shower/Bath

22. Biting | Corset

23. Costume | Pet Play

24. Power imbalance | Size Difference

25. Glasses | Hair pulling

26. Drool | Boot Worship

27. Fingers in mouth | Sadism/Masochism

28. Cock Worship | Begging

29. Seduction | Shotgunning

30. Public | Intercrural

31. Body Swap | Role Reversal

32. Glory hole | Creampie

33. Stockings | Aphrodisiacs

34. Shibari | Mirror Sex

35. Dacryphilia | Fucking Machine

36. Gags | Degradation

37. Formal Wear | Uniforms

38. Wound fucking | Necrophilia

39. Masks | Humiliation

40. Masturbation | Overstimulation

41. Cross-dressing | Dirty talk

42. Omorashi | Knife Play

43. Object Insertion | Daddy

44. Deep-Throating | Waxplay

45. Spanking | Master/Slave

46. Double+ Penetration | Gun Play

47. Exhibitionism/Voyeurism | Stripping

48. Lingerie | Spit-roasting

49. Toys | Against a wall

50. Licking | Bondage

51. Xenophilia | Micro/Macro

52. Fisting |  Watersports

53. Threesome | Face-Sitting

54. Collaring | Sensory Deprivation

▶  Please make sure you have ONE LETTER and THREE NUMBERS! ▶  Character - Gore prompt - Kink prompt 1 - Kink prompt 2 ▶  Post them in this format: A-1-2-3 ▶ Thank you! ( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ