#ninja math

[keepyourpantsongohan]

You know, despite the way that her fight with Obito ends, I really do admire that Konan made 600,000,000,000 exploding tags to kill him, because that is an insane number that shows no reasonable understanding of math.

If Konan had made 100 million exploding tags every day, it would still take her 6,000 days to make that amount of tags, which is equivalent to almost 16 and a half years. This would imply that Konan has some sort of endless resource of production, like that she just has a subdivision of Ame ninja running that do nothing but make exploding tags to kill her coworker that she hates.

(And even funnier than this, if we go back 16 years, Obito is around 14 or 15, which is exactly when Obito joined Akatsuki and took over. Which implies that the moment Konan met this teenager posing as an old man taking over her and her friends' rebel group, she went, "I'm gonna kill this guy," and stuck by that conviction every day for the span of her life.)

[quartergremlin]

It seems Yuichi got some eggcellent news 🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚🥚

reason number two why they cant have that many kids: all the dumb names they would think up

transcript:

Yuichi: What are we going to name them?

Leo: I figure we can "nemo" it! Split it 50/50 leo jr., yuichi jr., and then give the last one a cool-ass name!

Y: Oh yeah? Like what.

L: Hm. Turbo!

Y: Ha-ha! That's cute.

[risestarkiss]

Rise Ramblings # 168

So…we know that the boys were mutated “13 years ago.”

However, we also know that in the show, Raph is 15, Leo and Donnie are 14, and Mikey is 13.

But how is Raphie 15 years old when they were mutated 13 years ago? Logically, that means that Raph was a 2-year-old turtle on Mutation Day. Similarly, Mikey had just recently hatched.

So when Raph says…

Technically...he's right.

[t0m0w0]

Yooo! About the rise toddler au.. Do they age eventually? And I'm curious if their personalities would be slightly different bc they're much more younger :o

Haiii!!! Tysm for the ask!!!

Yea they’d age about the same they do in the show, like two years between ep 1 and the movie. So post movie Mikey’s 5, Donnie and Leo are 6, raphs 7, and April and Casey are 8 (and cj jr is like 13-14 xd)

And also yea I think they’d be a bit more immature. Like playing pranks more often and getting into more silly hijinks lol

In battle Mikey and Leo pull crazier stunts and Raph is somehow even more reckless n stuff like that

(You didn’t ask about this but I wanna yap!!!) Donnie doesn’t really have a battle shell prior to the final fight w shredder. There would be references to it being in beta (like the drill) tho. It’s less high-tech than Donnie’s is in the show, but it still has some features, like a flashlight, probably a flamethrower, other weapons like that, and ofc shelldon ^~^

And just some extra stuff post-post movie I think Raph goes through a MASSIVE growth spurt at like 12-13, like one night he’s like the height of a normal 12-13 yr old and then the next morning he’s like 6 feet tall lolll. And Donnie probably gets contacts when he’s like 12 or something

(Also it’s really funny krang one has beef with a 6yr old xddd like dude he’s 6 why are you trying to kill him!!! This could be said about the other villains tho, but to me, besides shredder/the foot and mayyybe s1 draxum, the other villains aren’t trying to kill them, just like get them out of the way)

I hope I answered your questions!!!

[up-the-anti]

thinking about tmnt x alice in borderland ft donnies playing the king of diamonds

just cause the suits align with the brothers really well

[lsd-ink]

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[critterpede]

Got band Randy on my mind… sigh

[saturnaous]

funfact I’m extremely susceptible to timetravel shenanigans. aus save me

[daav3i]

Everywhere I go….

I see their faces…

[r-0-x-4-s]

shoutout to that piece of art that changed your view of life when you were 13 and now that you're trying to find them back you just have faint memories and vibes

[spiderpawzsys]

“Because seven minutes in heaven is all that I need when I get with him!”

Told oyu all I was cooking somethijg up...

[randomcerealbrand]

What if I went ballistic over these cringe guys doing cringe guy things

(@pinetreevillain’s Timothy)

[quartergremlin]

Okay this going to be a very weird question, but uhmmmm… so like you know where Leo finally gets pregnant (yipe yipe yipe!!!) and when it’s time to have the children like how does it work like do they slide out come out in a egg form???

Oh and uhm one more question, I don’t know if it’s a rude question so in advance I will say sorry but when will there be more updates in the AU where Leo gets pregnant???

1.

don't worry about it being weird it's a reasonable question! I've thought way too long and hard about this in the past. There were iterations. There were charts. There were timelines. This is the abridged version.

2.

You're good! I really only get annoyed when people are demanding or persistent. i dont have any plans currently, but maybe i'll draw some one-off sketches, who knows!

transcript:

1.

Leo: "Slide out..." eugh.

Donnie: I can answer this one.

L: Wait i'm getting what.

D: Unlike humans, which are viviparous and birth live young, we (and kappa) are oviparous - we lay eggs.

L: with who!?

D: Between us and kappa, there are many differences, but these are the biggest.

Kappa:

1/2 of pregnancy spent inside body

multiples common

2-3 most common

1 or 4+ rare

Mutant:

very little development inside body

many eggs but 1-2 surviving most common

(low survival rate, complications common)

2.

D: Updates... AU... Is this some sort of multivere where we are fictional?

L: Who are you again? How did you get in here? What is that?

[sugarpasteltmnt]

PASTEL PASTEL PLEASE PASTEL LISTEN TO THE NEW BILLIE ALBUM. MAYBE IM BIASED BC I LOVE BILLIE BUT… ITS SO TNV. EVERY SONG GOES WITH SOME SCENE AND I JUST UGHHH ITS MAKING MY BRAIN ALL HAPPY. here’s a little guy that attacked my math lesson today as i was listening to her “HIT ME HARD AND SOFT” goober needs to get down 😣

*kicking my feet giggling as i run away and hide*

TEEHEE MY LITTLE GUY!!! 💗🩵💘💞💖

hehehe he looks like he's having fun THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE IT 🩵💘💗🩵💞💖!!!

and i'll have to give that album a listen! I do like Billie, but i haven't listened to her in a while. Thanks for the rec!!!

[yell-oh-theokayone]

There’s are the very first tmnt drawings I did like… a year and a half ago (they a bit janky). I would just find whatever screenshots I could and draw it. Then repeat again and again until i was slightly more confident. I had a Leonardo page but I gave it away and forgot to take a picture so… I left a Leo doodle I did in my math homework💀

[hotheadedhero]

Soooooooo I've been a little bit of a busy bee atm

(Partner going as Casey, I’ve roped him into my addiction 🤪)

Originally, this was meant to be an April/Casey couple costume but you would not believe how difficult it is to find a decent yellow jumpsuit!

Yet again, I ain’t exactly mad, this has been a lot of fun

I am hoping to get the finishing touches done in time, this project has been killing me

All in good fun tho :’)