#nlgen1

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Sprite, her eyes enormous: you SPAY miette? you take her uterine horns like the eunuch?! oh! oh! jail for father! jail for father for One Thousand Years!!!

[endineasims]

they’re freaking adults now 

[funboysims]

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go home, trash plant. this save isn’t trash like all my other ones.

well. not yet anyway. I still don’t know what type of utter tomfoolery I’m about to get up to juuust yet. the save is still young, anyway

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Ellie: appa, since you’re dying, can I have your truck?

Dayton: Ellie, I’m not dying. I’m just turning 40. and you don’t know how to drive yet.

Ellie: you don’t know what I’ve been able to pick up online, on a website called Skillshare. Have you ever wanted to learn how to do something out of the ordinary or interesting? Well you can, by taking classes online at skillshare.com, which are taught by instructors and have their own class rosters. Heck, I learned how to juggle and make a PB&J sandwich the RIGHT way, by using Skillshare. So what are you waiting around for? There are DOZENS of online courses that you can take ranging from Physics, all the way to fingerpainting! Be sure to check for my referral link in the description after watching this video for a FREE week trial courtesy of Skillshare! It’s thanks to them I can provide content to you guys as often as I do, so I thank Skillshare for sponsoring this video. Now, back to the topic.

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Muse: dad...? you said you came from Ontario, right?

Jericho: that’s just what my old driver’s license said. I’m not sure if I was born there, though.

Muse: oh. so you wouldn’t have any tips about navigating life there, I guess

Jericho: wait...why are you asking? are you thinking of moving there, Musica?

Muse: well...

generation 1: complete!

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Hey besties, a few things:

I did abandon the Nova legacy after 1 gen but I did always regret it

I forgot about them till a couple days ago when I came out of my biannual “I don’t care about the sims” phase

I THANKFULLY had the foresight to make a backup save and tuck the screens away on a thumb drive

these funky little bitches are back bay-bee

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once Dara got her bearings she was able to make friends with a Sulani native!

Dara: ...(giggles) Pahinui! like the crater on Mercury!

Mercy Pahinui: that is such a specific fact but ok. wanna go see a dolphin?

Dara: that’d be cool!

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Welcome to Art Tips With Jericho Nova. On the show’s first AND last episode, we will be practising a lost method of painting: by using only your schmeat

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Muse: ...hey, big sis whomst i love so much?

Dara: Musie, if you’re going to bother me to get my driver’s license so I can drive you to the Big Time Rush concert in frickin Toronto, it’s still a no

Muse: YOU ARE THE WORST EVER I HATE YOU

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one of my high key favourite parts about this house is this bathroom because I mean come on man! it’s so nice I’d be afraid to be even poop in it.

Dayton: I’m not though. I’m pooping right now.

In the--in the b--in the bath--?

Dayton: :)

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crisp, cold autumnal mornings is what’s providing Siri inspiration for his first album, tentatively titled “Feeling Feelings while I’m in my feelings”

Siri, while strumming: whoa... yuh. whoa. ... yuh. whoa.

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no but really what ARE the diseases in this game

Dara: I’ve got kitty kitty meow meow virus. uwu rawrr xD *glomps u*

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immediately after coming back from Sulani wherein they sampled heavily of the delicious local cuisine, these two hit the racks once again

Dayton: (panting) got to... stay... a sexy... and slim... twink

Jericho: (groan) you’re gonna stay a twink no matter what you do, Dayton. keep it to your damn self

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I just know this is the aftermath of Jericho getting his back blown out because every day these two made me fear for their mortal lives

Jericho: do the cheeks need not be clapped any longer in our old age? sources say no :)

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Jericho: uhh...Tayler? ya know I kinda need that laptop

Tayler: just a second, Jericho. my 31st generation heir in my alphabetacy is about to born

Jericho: 31...there are 26 letters in the--

Tayler: cyrillic alphabet.

Jericho: what the f... godspeed, nerd