#no blog porno

[illxlickxurxblood]

Get these sex blogs off my home page. I bet you guys don't desperately sext each other then play fucking stardew immediately after like nothing happened 🙄

[nyxronomicon]

I can't think of a better milestone for this event idea I've had in my head for ages than 420 followers. It's time for...

Cheesy Porno Drabbles

Lights... Camera... Action... send me the character of your choice and a number and I'll write a little drabble putting them in a cheesy porn situation! These are going to be stupid and porn without plot, if you couldn't guess.

Guidelines:

Since this is a NSFW blog, I ask you have you age visible on your blog

Please send an ask off anon or message me an emoji you'd like to use if you want to remain anonymous. I will delete all anonymous messages if I don't know your age! DMs have to go through my main @vampnyx

Fandoms I will write for: Obey me, Genshin, JJK, And They Were Housemates... (hehe just in case lol)

I will write for men or women <3

If you have another fandom in mind, feel free to ask! I dabble in many fandoms (you can send an ask here or DM @vampnyx )

PLEASE Specify what role you want the character to take or I will decide :)

Prompts:

Pizza man

Plumber

Roommates

MILF/DILF

Lemon stealing whore (if you know, you know)

Teacher/student

Back of a taxi

Massage

Something very obviously copying a pop-culture fad (i.e. star wars, superheroes, etc.) (please specify the pop culture thing)

Personal trainer

Burglar

Character is the older sibling of your best friend

tagging these with #nyx cheesy porno drabbles

[bimbomoviebash]

Angel Guts: Red Porno, 1981

[loscheletrodime]

Bentornata a me!

Che poi c'è ancora qualcuno che usa Tumblr nel 2023?

[publicdomainbooksdevotee]

How a samurai learns his romaji.

[mccek]

Ma seriamente Netflix può accompagnare solo

E vabbo ja, aspetta l’anno prossimo, pazzie in arrivò, sempre se sarò ancora vivo e qualche blog porno non riuscirà nel suo intento di maledirmi...💔

[ragazzalimone]

ORA PURE I MESSAGGI DAI BLOG PORNO. MA TUTT'APPOST?! MA BASTA OH! E CHE CAZZO!!!!!

[checolorehaunanimabruciata]

a non parlare solo di sesso su Tumblr in quanti siamo rimasti? 7?

[chaos-in-one]

Atp I just block nsfw blogs that reblog my shit on sight

[p0ssywhippedcream]

no cus I see you post and I'm rubbing my hands like it's a meal or some shit

I might as well be, I'll eat that shit UP

-N

ps I'm literally a piranha for your posts, you drop it and I'm just SJNSUHSUHAUHZUHUDGS

Awww, my sweet little fishie🥹

I loveee piranhas, my underrated babies be eating full 5 course meals in this house🙏

ngl that reminds me i’ve got to work on one of my L eating pussy hcs 😭

[asktheahogesandblondes]

Miu wants that seedichi spermhara

Miu:Of course I want it, it's so good~

Shuichi:Well, I be willing to give you as much as you need.

Miu:Hehe, prepare to give me lots then~

[thatgeekwiththeclipons]

Happy 50th Birthday to Emmy Nominated actress Elizabeth Banks! ^__^

[smuttiebeans]

Kinktober 2: titfucking

full uncensored on patreon for as low as $5 a month. holla.

[checolorehaunanimabruciata]

vediamo se con la scritta in bio la capite o no voi e i vostri blog porno di merda, mi avete rotto il cazzo.

[whalegoddesss]

Tumblr when bots post porn: 👨‍🦯👨‍🦯👨‍🦯👨‍🦯

Tumblr when a user posts porn: ILLEGAAAALLLL