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appalachy · 1 year
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Przylapalysmy matke z jej chloptasiem.s nowtm xdddd chlejeny teraz
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wszczebrzyszynie · 4 months
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okej a teraz zrób fikołka
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spiderlegeyelashes · 2 years
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jedzonkopyszne · 7 months
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FINAŁ
Z okazji finału oba przepisy są Roberta Makłowicza (zdjęcia już nie) ROSÓŁ
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składniki:
pół wiejskiej kury
0.5 kg wołowiny z kością
2 marchewki
0.5 selera
1 pietruszka
1 por
1 opalona cebula
2.5 litra wody
liść laurowy, ziele angielskie, sól, pieprz
POMIDOROWA
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składniki:
500 ml wody
400 g pomidorów krojonych z puszki
2 dojrzałe świeże pomidory
1 cebula
3 ząbki czosnku
1 seler naciowy
1 szklanka wina czerwonego
pół szklanki oliwy z oliwek
1 łyżka cukru
pół łyżeczki cynamonu
3-4 łyżki makaronu orzo
sól i pieprz do smaku
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malinowa-nimfa · 8 months
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Życie jest piękne, ale ludzie już nie.
~zasłyszane
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automatonknight · 10 months
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rybki 👍
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bagelnie · 4 months
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yashihimi · 2 months
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Do we have a polish fandom for AFTG on this forsaken site? :'3
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burningfaith · 26 days
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next month me and my grandma are going to visit my godfather who lives in Spain, but instead of being excited (it's gonna be my second time abroad in my life) I'm anxious af, because even though I'm an adult I live with my parents and I need to tell my father about it. normal parents would - y'know - be happy that their children have opportunity to visit another country, but instead he's gonna be insufferable about it, because it's my mom's side of family and he despises my uncle. but what is he gonna do? kick me out of the house even though he promised that as long as I'm studying or working I don't need to worry about such thing, humiliate me as usual, tell me that I'm childish and spoiled or make my mom's life a living hell again? I'm aware of the fact that the longer I'm putting it off the worse his reaction is gonna be, but I'm just not mentally able to tell him that, because I don't know how he will react. I don't need any money from him, I don't have to use my phone during this trip (I dunno how the roaming and stuff work), I just want to be sure he's gonna behave like a proper human being towards my mom and my siblings when I won't be at home and not act like a total asshole while talking with me about it.
#i know that at my age i should be more mature and handle such situations better but as long as he's the way he is it's impossible#why can't both my parents be normal#and the fact that i wasn't able to get any summer job this year isn't making it any better because i know it's gonna be one of his argument#(czaicie to że nawet do żabki mnie nie chcieli. dosłownie emotional i brain damage)#'you didn't work so from where do you get the money for that'#don't worry definitely not from you because you can't even pay for my monthly train ticket to college#and at the same time have the audacity to call me dumb for commuting there instead of living in that city#while knowing that neither me nor mom can afford renting anything without your help#(okay i'm a bit exaggerating in my mom's case but she earns much less than him and he still makes problems with literally anything#even buying food even though he's in a very good financial situation and there are times when my mom has to make everything work all alone#because he's getting mad at her out of nowhere and only pays the bills that fortunately aren't that bad in our case)#(and unfortunately the bills include my telephone subscribtion because all of our numbers are in some kind of special offer where you pay#much less for one number when they're registered for one person so it's another problem in this situation because when i offered paying for#mine he refused and probably it'll be his another argument for becoming mad that i dare to spend time with the part of family that cares#about me unlike majority of his relatives)#i hope that at least when academic year starts i'll be able to get any part-time job on the weekends so i can save up more money#although i'm not sure if i'm gonna move out in the nearest future. i mean he's fucking insufferable and toxic but i just can't leave my mom#and especially siblings there even though i can't even fucking protect them from literally anything. at this point i'm just powerless.#there are times when he tries to change for the better but then he starts creating problems on purpose and everything is coming full circle#and the sole thought that my little siblings would tell me that i just ran away from this problem is fucking killing me.#niedziela wieczór i humor niegituwa. zawsze kurwa kurwa coś.#chuj idę słuchać myslovitz#pau.txt
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caluski · 8 months
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ja pierdole dzisiaj ksiadz po koledzie........ spierdalam stad. ktos chce jakies ksiazki z biblioteki? cos odebrac z paczkomatu? jak ktos ma ochote na kotleta z baru pss to też moge zajsc
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geminipdf · 4 days
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czesć to ja najwieksza entuzjastka L4 w polskiej polikule
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rubenzahl · 11 months
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biedronka slides!xie lian
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zastalem-jolke · 15 days
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I do realize that I know Nothing about the Minecraft community, okay? However. In the never-ending quest of finding at least a Singular!! Polish gaming youtuber that isn't either lethally boring, or insufferable, I get desperate sometimes. (No, srsly, if anyone's got recs, GIMME 🥺)
My brother w Chrystusie. Wilidżersi? Emeraldy? Hejbele? Zkraftować? In the span of two sentences??? I THOUGHT I WAS HAVING A FUCKING STROKE
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skrzynka · 1 month
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- (komentując swoją półroczną podróż do Indii) ja w poprzednim życiu musiałam być Hinduską, albo może Hindusem. A teraz za grzechy z poprzedniego życia jestem kobietą i na dodatek mieszkam w Europie.
- A czy to źle?
- Ach, tutaj jest ciasno, głośno, bezsensownie [...]
No tak Indie, znane ciche, pozbawione tłumów miejsce lmao
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vzajemnik · 9 hours
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doslownie nie moge spac i nie chce mi sie spac i mysle tylko o simsach its over for real
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appalachy · 1 year
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Boze czemu akurat chlopi ze wsyztskich kurwa pozycji literatury polskiej wzieli kurwa poscierili tyle czasow na zrobienie filmu ta malarska animacja akurat dla chlopow ja pierdole przeciez to jest tak zmarnowamy potencjal, dont get me wrong ja ide i tak na to do kina i jest to niesamowite same w sobie z pinktu widzenia kinematografu i sztuki i film sie super zapowiada ale boze, chlopi i kurwa chelmonski ktorego obrazy sa inspiruacja tego filmi to jest jebany realizm, po kiego poswicac tyle czasu na realizm, ta technika tworzenia filmow daje przeciez mozliwosc ozywiania krezji stylow ktore odbiegaja od prawdziwego zycia tak jak w loving vincent z impresjonizmem a tu co xdd realizm to se mozesz nagrac i tyle
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