#noblemoonflower

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

Hii, im back (again)

So i always keep talking to my brother about the fandoms im in and he created a ship that made me question his sanity:

Remus x Alice x Narcissa

Guess what? i want your opinion, again

(I hope you dont mind me (and my brother) creating stupid ships 24/7)

babe, my entire thing is making up crazy stupid ships. I'm the creator of a bunch of weird crack ships lmfao. don't worry, I could never be bothered by that

remusx narcissa x alice are certainly a combination. I love the idea of them

remus, who has a bit of a crush on the nice prefect showing him around on his first day. he starts following her around, trying to impress her... only to find out that she's dating a slytherin girl. my man gives straight up. I mean, alice is a woman, and he's everything but a girl

alice thinks he's cute when he follows her around and tells narcissa who like get's jealous. alice tells her to calm down bc the boy is like eleven. he's really not a threat

narcissa and remus never really interact during their hogwarts years

after hogwarts (in a peaceful au bc I don't have the energy to think abt the war rn) alice and remus end up working together. one day, narcissa comes to visit her fiancé and meets this tall, scrawny, pathetic ass, nerd looking man, and she goes like: oh. perhaps I do like men

she tells alice about it and she finds it fucking hilarious. like narcissa was so jealous of remus only to develop a crush on him when she meets him again?? funny

narcissa is surprised that alice isn't bothered by it like at all, and alice is just like: nah. you can flirt with him if you want

so, remus starts getting paid visits by this pretty blond that is dating one of his coworkers. he doesn't know that cissa (as narcissa introduced herself) is narcissa black, aka the fiancé of his friend and coworker alice

another interesting addition: alice starts flirting with him too???? remus is so confused, and he tells his best friends all abt it while he's panicking

sirius puts everything together first. he tells remus that cissa and narcissa are probably the same person, and he can end up part of a polyclue if he plays his cards right

noblemoonflower as a ship name :D