#narcissa x alice x remus

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

Hii, im back (again)

So i always keep talking to my brother about the fandoms im in and he created a ship that made me question his sanity:

Remus x Alice x Narcissa

Guess what? i want your opinion, again

(I hope you dont mind me (and my brother) creating stupid ships 24/7)

babe, my entire thing is making up crazy stupid ships. I'm the creator of a bunch of weird crack ships lmfao. don't worry, I could never be bothered by that

remusx narcissa x alice are certainly a combination. I love the idea of them

remus, who has a bit of a crush on the nice prefect showing him around on his first day. he starts following her around, trying to impress her... only to find out that she's dating a slytherin girl. my man gives straight up. I mean, alice is a woman, and he's everything but a girl

alice thinks he's cute when he follows her around and tells narcissa who like get's jealous. alice tells her to calm down bc the boy is like eleven. he's really not a threat

narcissa and remus never really interact during their hogwarts years

after hogwarts (in a peaceful au bc I don't have the energy to think abt the war rn) alice and remus end up working together. one day, narcissa comes to visit her fiancé and meets this tall, scrawny, pathetic ass, nerd looking man, and she goes like: oh. perhaps I do like men

she tells alice about it and she finds it fucking hilarious. like narcissa was so jealous of remus only to develop a crush on him when she meets him again?? funny

narcissa is surprised that alice isn't bothered by it like at all, and alice is just like: nah. you can flirt with him if you want

so, remus starts getting paid visits by this pretty blond that is dating one of his coworkers. he doesn't know that cissa (as narcissa introduced herself) is narcissa black, aka the fiancé of his friend and coworker alice

another interesting addition: alice starts flirting with him too???? remus is so confused, and he tells his best friends all abt it while he's panicking

sirius puts everything together first. he tells remus that cissa and narcissa are probably the same person, and he can end up part of a polyclue if he plays his cards right

noblemoonflower as a ship name :D

[n0blefl0wer]

Forget black cat x golden retriever. Give me earl grey tea x hot chocolate

Jegulus: james - hot chocolate, regulus - two bags of earl grey

Jegulily: same as above + Lily drinks herbal tea

Wolfstar: do I even need to elaborate?

Nobleflower: the BLUEPRINT

Rosekiller: Evan drinks earl grey and Barty drinks vodka out of a mug

[herlittlel0ve]

I feel like the Blacks are so completely and possessively in love. They go fucking insane when it comes to the love of their life. Family is one thing, they try to kill each other on the regular but don't you ever lay a hand on the person they love. Bellatrix, Narcissa, Andromeda, Regulus, Sirius. You so much as look at they're significant other wrong and they'll have a dagger to your throat in minutes.

[marylily-my-beloved]

Honestly just got ultra baffled by the poeticness of the marauders fandom. Like wolfstar is the MOON AND THE STAR, jegulus is the SUN AND THE STARS, jily is the SUN AND A FLOWER OMG, pandalily is like TWO FLOWERS, narccisa x alice is literally called NOBLEFLOWER AMAZING NAME. LIKE THESE ARE ALL SO AMAZING AND POETIC AND I LOVE IT. (also it makes so much sense that James either fell in love with a star, or a flower bc awwww)

[theatregorl]

Narcissa accidentally and reluctantly befriending all of the Gryffindors?

like imagine

Narcissa is staying late in the library, when she notices a very stressed Remus, when she eventually asks him if he needs help (she claims it’s her duty as a prefect) he claims to have missed a big test due to illness, so she helps him study and stay on top of things.

Narcissa notices Regulus hanging around James Potter a lot, and so when she sees him after quittitch games, she tells him good game.

Narcissa hangs around Dorcas a lot, so when Marlene begins to join them, Narcissa treats her with respect as she would anyone, trying to ignore her house and family name for the sake of her friend.

Frank notices her stealing glances and Alice every now and then, he knows that Alice likes her, so he starts to invite Alice to group studies and game nights.

Narcissa see’s Severus begin to give his long time friend crap for being a ‘mudblood’ and as much as she intends to keeps her bloodline clean, she’ll take any chance she can to annoy Snape, so she’ll put him in his place every now and then, before giving Lily a wink and waking off.

when Alice and Narcissa start seeing each other in secret, Alice one day suggests inviting her along for a hogsmeade trip, everyone agrees almost instantly, except for Sirius, who’s wondering how all of these people know his cousin so well.

[padfootsaphrodite]

The house of black may be a bunch of cousin siblings but they're all just so pretty and traumatized I look past all that.

[flyingdreamerwriter]

PJO AU FOR THE MARAUDERS

So basically the classic PJO AU...

EXCEPT that James is Percy and Lily is Annabeth because I'm sorry but Jily and Percabeth ???? Same vibes

And Severus could be Luke, that old friend Lily trusted but turned to the dark side.

And, ofc Regulus is Nico, the darkness' child with a crush on that heroic golden boy.

Sirius is Bianca :) and I can see Remus being Grover but I don't rlly know how wolfstar would fit.

Clarisse is Bellatrix because it sounds right.

Charles and Silena... What about Alice and Narcissa?

[skyrigel]

But dude just look at them—

💫Wolfstar🌙

☄️ jegulus ✨

🌟Dorlene🪩

🌸Nobleflower🪻

🍂Jily🍁

[adh-james-version]

“Terms of Endearment” Marauders Era would Use

(Like the ones that they would use seriously)

James: love/my love, amor/mi amor, sweetheart, sweetie

Sirius: love, honey, babe

Remus: Honey, sweetheart, darling

Peter: babe/babes

Lily: my love, sweetie, honey

Mary: Baby, sweets, sweety

Marlene: Mama/mamas, baby, babygirl

Dorcas: Darling, sweetheart

Regulus: Darling, mon amour

Barty: bitch, baby, babes

Evan: mama/mamas(boy or girl), baby, darling, babe

Pandora: munchkin, sweet pea, sugar

Alice: honey, my sweet, sweetums (close friends/partner (@ebphonehome)

Narcissa: my dear, darling (@ebphonehome)

Frank: To Be Determined (help me, ill give credit)

Bellatrix: my flower pot, my little liquorice wand, my sweet quidditch bitch (@ebphonehome)

Andromeda: To Be Determined (help me, ill give credit)

Rita: To Be Determined (help me, ill give credit)

Emmeline??: To Be Determined (help me, ill give credit)

anyone I’m forgetting??

[billi-mausi]

Love how we all took two characters who might have never even met in canon and declared

"They're gay and in love!"

(Love all my fellow delusional Marauders fans)

[busycryingoverthemarauders]

"OMG, Sirius would never do that-"

"Remus won't say tha-"

"Marauders are no longer their own characters, just people's oc's"

Guess what dude... That's the fucking point.

Marauders era characters would be completely different to their Harry Potter era character!!! How u comparing a 16 ur old to some near 40 yr old and expecting them to have the same fucking personality dude??? We know their Harry Potter versions of them, that's canon. Their old version who have gone thru years of terrifying trauma, lost people they loved, A WHOLE WAR(actually 2 if we talk abt Remus and Sirius)!!!!!

Their 16 ur old selves??? We just know a tid bit of information, we know absolutely nothing compared to how people can be. Everything is a goddamn headcanon, just stop being bitter and let people enjoy their ships and lives in peace omg. If u hate something u always have an option to filter out the tag, just do that bruh, stop moaning abt how the new marauders fandom is so different in a terrible way to the older fandom oh god-

[n0blefl0wer]

And if I said that regulus has a huge shopping addiction? And he and Narcissa go on shopping trips together at least once a week? Then what?

[bartyssimp-riley-16]

marauders tier lists

what they think about ur body<3

marauders ships<3

smash or pass...

idek ... i was bored :)

[marylily-my-beloved]

A short little ramble about the black sisters cause I'm bored and I'm not writing fanfics:

Narcissa: Narcissa was always stuck, she was always in the middle, never on one side, never on the other. While Bellatrix was hopelessly devoted to Voldemort, Narcissa stayed silent and enjoyed a mostly quiet life as a barely present Death Eater. While Andromeda was free and married a muggle-born, and did what she truly wanted. Narcissa was on Voldemort's side of course, she wanted to be, but she didn't agree fully. She thought it might be a bit wrong, but never really voiced her opinion. She loved Alice, so much, but again Alice was a pure-blood. She was friends with purebloods and some half-bloods, not any 'mudbloods'. But her sister had left her for a muggleborn and this had made her detest them most of all. In the end she was the half-half. Stuck in between. 

Bellatrix: Bellatrix was devoted, she fully believed in Voldemort, well for the blood-purity and everything like that. She knew it was 'wrong' she didn't care. She was very extreme. She loved the thrill of it, for her it was thrill, killing off those 'pests' was enjoyable, like playing a video game, or watching a movie. This hatred of ‘mudbloods’ increased to a level unknown and probably bigger than Voldemort when Andromeda left for a stupid muggleborn, her Andromeda, her sister. She vowed to never let Narcissa leave, even if she had to kill that stupid pure blood she was friends with who was on the wrong side, she needed her sister to stay. If she loved someone (like Rita Skeeter) they had to be just like her. Bellatrix’s life always revolved around being a Death Eater and her life as a pure blood, she showed off her status and her power. Of course she still fully fufilled all her 'Sacred 28' Pureblood needs like her family expected, but her main priority was the cause. Above her own life. Over anyone’s life. Above her husband whom she only married to keep up appearances. Above everything but Voldemorts word.

Andromeda: Andromeda knew what was wrong, and couldn’t keep silent about it. She knew everything was wrong, she had stayed for her sisters, and then left for Ted, a muggleborn. She ran from the family, ‘tarnishing’ the Black name, but she was free. Free of the abuse, free from their lies, free to live as she saw fit. She knew it was the best, though she missed her sisters, and occasionally her cousins, she loved the freedom. She knew Voldemort was doing bad, her husband was fighting against it all day, but she couldn’t bring herself to in case she died and left her daughter all alone. Everything she did in the end was for who she loved and who she had made her family.

In the end Bellatrix was just a Death Eater, Narcissa was just a Death Eater, and Andromeda was the one who escaped. That’s all they were to people who they didn’t know, people were unknowing of the differences, of how those three sisters could’ve done everything, but were just apart forever.

[n03m1blog]

Messieurs

I have a little original notebook with the marauders map as a cover

aaaand I'm actually doing a little journaling and presentations of every character of the marauders era in it

[wafflinglumos]

Guys what if I said Nobleflower was angstier than Jegulus