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I- how can you look at a lily x regulus post and assume their platonic????? what on earth is going on their minds???

the one and only time lily evans ever went to detention was when she punched someone that was being transphobic to regulus when he first came out at hogwarts

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barty x mary x evan anyone?

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soulmate au - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 308

He'd tried not to believe it. When James insisted that his crush was not unrequited; that there was something deeper there. It was impossible. He didn't deserve it.

But it was still surreal, on his seventeenth birthday, when Sirius passed him the marmalade and suddenly the soulmark on Remus's forearm started stinging.

It was almost too good to be true. It was too good to be true.

Because Sirius was straight. So that meant...

He dropped the marmalade and fled.

Every wizard knew that soulmarks didn't react until you were seventeen. So Remus had, for years, be forcing himself not to hope that his would sting and take shape the moment Sirius touched him after he came of age. Especially since Sirius hadn't said a word to him after his own birthday. He'd been completely normal. Hooked up with McKinnon, even.

But as he fled the hall, he heard Sirius's own voice call after him, and with the injuries sustained by his transformations, he was unable to run too far. "Go away, Pads. M'fine," he murmured, turning away from Sirius, who quickly caught up.

But Sirius's response wasn't what he thought it would be. "It happened to you, too, didn't it?" he asked, his voice full of tentative hope.

Remus turned around. "Too?"

"Merlin, I thought. I was so scared we wouldn't be a match. That maybe you didn't care for me like I care for you," Sirius mumbled, eyes roving over Remus's body, searching. "But James said it's pretty fucking obvious, with how you act and how it looks-" he cut himself off to lift his shirt, revealing the small outline of a wolf on his ribs. Sirius's soulmark.

Silently, Remus rolled up his sleeve to reveal the unmistakable shape of a paw print. "Sirius, I-"

"Fuck. Thank Merlin," Sirius laughed, grabbing him and kissing him soundly.

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marlene?? listen im a renee rapp as marlene truther okay, but OMG??

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i feel like my stupid college advisor making every single marauders era character’s timetables rn just to keep everything organized for 4th year. like this is hellish

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Someone: i have abandonment issues because my parents left and never came back.

Regulus: felt.

A skittle: your parents abandoned you?

Regulus: yes, sirius left. that's what i meant.

—

Someone: losing a child means losing a piece of yourself. you spend years making a home out of your existence just so you can hold the soul of another inside you, and watch them grow. there's a place in your being which you've carved out for someone to fill. when they're gone, that space still aches for what it used to hold.

Sirius: *sniffles*

Peter: did you have a child we never knew about? *is genuinely alarmed*

Sirius: my boy... i left regulus and he's still there with them...

—

Regulus doesn't have abandonment issues. He had sirius abandonment issues. Sirius was never, at one point, a young father. Regulus is just offspring shaped.

Together, they're both trauma alarms.

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lmfao

Barty Crouch Jr would be the uncle that would rant to 6 year old Luna about his issues with Evan while she paints his nails pink and puts hello kitty hair clips to hold his hair back, and then he would 100% follow her advice.

He’d be THAT bitch and that’s why he’s Luna’s favorite. (I’m kidding) (or am I)

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omfg, i love this. this is so correct, btw. ariel approved post fr

Barty Crouch Jr would be the uncle that would rant to 6 year old Luna about his issues with Evan while she paints his nails pink and puts hello kitty hair clips to hold his hair back, and then he would 100% follow her advice.

He’d be THAT bitch and that’s why he’s Luna’s favorite. (I’m kidding) (or am I)

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QPPS PETER AND MARLENE ☹️☹️☹️☹️ my babes

YESSS OMGGG

they need love :(

they're definitely tiptoeing the line, too. romantic feelings have never ever crossed their mind while being with the other, but ppl still seem to think they're dating. lot's of handholding and cuddling n stuff. they were each other’s first kiss for practice (but like actually)

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evan and barty both have tattoos drawn by a toddler luna bc she heared them talk abt wanting another one and drew them some. they have terrible quality, and you're never sure what they're meant to present, but they will defend it with they're live

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HI ARIEL WE NEED MORE QPR HEADCANNONS??? LIKE RN????THIS IS A MUST

just had qpps lily and remus pop in my head and i love them

ALSO qpps pandora and peter hello??? they make me so soft☹️

HI JUPITER! glad to see you back in my inbox. I missed you. how are you doing boo?

you are so correct, tho. we need more qpr hc. idk if I can do those justice tho 😔

but. they definitely would be amazing. moonflower who are super close with each other, kissing each other's cheek n holding hands but there isn't an ounce of romantic attraction between them

peter and pandora who confuse ppl bc are they dating???? but peter isn't isn't interested in relationships???? n pandora is seeing someone???? what's going on???? —every hogwarts student fr

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a little feral for dorlily rn actually

(ok but what if dorcas leaning against the wall one day with an indecipherable expression on her face, getting to actually properly watch lily so effortlessly take charge, the way there’s a fierceness to even her kindness, how she helps the first years, silences bullies with merely glares, how she’s so quick witted, sharp tongued, so much more than just “the girl potter’s been trying (and failing) to woo for the past few years”)

(what if it just turns into a thing, and one day lily just catches her looking and for some reason it plays in her mind because she’s never been looked at quite like that, and because there’s something hot and curious stirring in her chest because she doesn’t quite understand that gaze, but she wants to know)

(dorcas is quiet, but she’s just enough mystery and smirks, never giving away too much, leaving lily hot and bothered and confused, keeping her on her toes, a little challenge, till she’s flustered in a way she hasn’t really been before and that sheer stubbornness keeps her wanting to know more until oh.

(She says that aloud btw. It’s probably inconvenient and in the library mid-teaching someone something and it gets her strange looks from everyone. )

(Turned into a very detailed ramble but just walk with me ahhhh)

Byksbsossh9dehe9ejiebsisbso I LOVE THIS SM OMFG

dorlily my loves <3 I adore them sm <33 my fav lesbians <333

lily realizing she's a flaming homo in front of a bunch of people and turning bright red if my fav hc. just her standing calm and collected in one moment, and in the next, she's bright red and stuttering

god, I love her

dorcas having the power to make her flush like that with just a look is so real tbh. I, too, would blush so hard that I could rival the red-man-thingie on traffic lights for dorcas

dw abt this being super detailed, I love it. this is the type of shit I love the most, actually. I love long detailed asks (tho I can never properly reply to them 😔)

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i dont care what yall say barty is either a thief, a murderer, a money launderer, HE’S A FELON OK or he’s a fucking electrician. hell, he’s probably both. never paid for a tool or working material in his Life yet he has all the best stuff. barty probably steals shit from all electrician companies his manic sewer rat fingers can manage to google and them Sells that across the border to another country, in exchange getting their cheaper material and making a cut off that for himself, THEN installs everything in his clients’ homes and demands double the price. he’s so smart barty didnt even have to learn the fucking job, he leafed through a book once and that’s that. the amount of times he’s been shocked is Concerning and he probably has burn scars all over his body from him. his eyes have lost color over the few years he’s been doing it and the thing with his tongue is a tick result of biting at a cable he perfectly well Knew the electricity wasnt shut off on

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another tag has been acquired (is that the right word???)

@valoflunar gets the tag #talking to the moon 🎶

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evan who somehow finds himself on a date with sirius and mary (he's in his bunny form) and he just spends the entire time wondering why tf he's here on mary's lap of all places

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lol yeah they're just so delicious I can understand your head exploding

hjhjjhhjhhl i need more sirius x barty stuffs,,,, i'm begging,,,,, they consume my soul like no other

that's so real of you, babe. I'm so in love with them too

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Oh my, that jily fic, A Love Retold, sent by that anon(bless their heart) made me so warm🥺 I totally loved that take on them as well. And already I headcanoned their friends; being Sirius and Remus for James(sorry Peter, you ruin everything) and Mary McDonald and Marlene McKinnon for Lily. I can also totally see Sirius playfully mocking James because his childhood sweetheart thinks his eyes are pretty. James likely would punch his arm. Lily is allowed to say that though😊

Absolutely! I love the fic too it's just so sweet n fluffy

I fully agree with the friends, though, justice for my guy Pete. without the scary cultleader, I'm sure he wouldn't betray them

james absolutely would get teased by all of them for it tho. they make fun of him so much