#nonpowered au

[tua-braindump]

HC: TUA as Hogwarts students (non-powered AU)

1. Luther

Hufflepuff, quidditch captain, keeper, good at care of magical creatures, has a pygmy puff.

2. Diego

Gryffindor, also quidditch captain, beater, good at transfiguration. Somehow everything becomes knives, has a pet snake.

3. Allison

Slytherin, prefect, head girl, skilled at charms pet cat.

4. Klaus

Hufflepuff, gobstones captain, divination genius, bff's with the giant squid.

5. Five

Slytherin, wizard chess club president, prefect, best at DADA, knows all the secret passages in the castle, angry owl named Aristotle.

6. Ben

Ravenclaw, prefect, seeker, potions prodigy, always sneaks down to the kitchen for snacks, tiny owl named Kimchi.

7. Viktor

Ravenclaw, prefect, loves herbology, hides away in the shrieking shack to play violin, hairless cat named Bach.

Bonus! Lila

Slytherin, quidditch captain, beater, somehow aces muggle studies, pet iguana.

[matchbookarmy]

Bring Me His Heart by jellybeanforest

Rating: Explicit

Summary: Steve Rogers, infamous cat burglar, is hired by Tony’s business rival and ex-girlfriend, Sunset Bain, to carry out a little corporate espionage, namely to steal the original arc reactor prototype Stark had surgically removed from his chest.

Steve does steal his heart, but perhaps not in the way his employer had envisioned.

Or:

Tony interrupts Steve mid-heist in his penthouse and assumes he is the escort he hired for the night; Steve doesn’t correct him.

Why I'm Reccing: This is the first AU I'm reccing and it's a good one. Tony is still Tony as we know him, for the most part, if Tony hadn't become Iron Man after Afghanistan. Steve is a completely non-powered AU version of himself here, but his characterization still stays really true to the Steve we all know and love.

There's a really great relationship between Steve and Natasha here, that I am all for. It's obviously inspired by CA:TWS, so it feels very much like them, and I absolutely adore it.

Tony is... well, Tony. It's a great characterization of Tony that is, maybe a couple of shades lighter than Iron Man 2 Tony. So, you know, he's sad in this, and lonely, and looking for comfort, despite maintaining the playboy persona of Tony in public.

And you can clearly see how Steve would fall for Tony here, and how Tony would fall for him in return. That is, it's a very believable transition from two people who are complete strangers at the beginning of the night, and almost adversaries, to two people who have really come to care for one another at the end of the night. And that's not an easy feat to achieve.

There's an excellent scene where Steve and Tony are talking about two different things (but also the same thing, kinda) and it works really well.

JARVIS is also written really well here. I love JARVIS and this is such a great depiction of him.

And there's also a hilarious follow-up in the end of work author's note that is the perfect cap to what is a truly great fic.

[trillgutterbug]

anyone got any (non au) cherik fic recs they want to throw this way? 👀 @twobrokenwyngs and @jerottblyth and i are doing an xmen marathon rn for thirst purposes and we NEED FICS. IT’S A MEDICAL EMERGENCY

[tonystevestories]

Summary: There's nothing quite like getting yanked out of a dead sleep by a phone call, especially when you don't even know the person on the other end. But when you're as used to crazy as Steve, staying on the line doesn't seem like a bad idea at all. 

Rating: Mature

Warnings: Medical issues (pregnancy complications and a miscarriage scare)

Other pairings: Maria Hill/Natasha Romanov, Pepper Potts/Bruce Banner

Thoughts: Really cute story, I love how Steve and the rest of the gang are a closeknit little family and their attempts to absorb Tony and the rest.

[mamawasatesttube]

What are ur fav timkon aus?

the au that lives in my and @adjit's dms where tim never becomes robin and instead works with lois lane as an investigative journalism intern/junior guy or whatever, and supernova complains to superman that this guy KEEPS poking his nose into things and getting in trouble, and superman rubs the back of his neck ruefully and says yeah... lois is definitely enabling that. and then oops! they fall in love

the au that lives in my and @adjit's dms where tim gets cloned and replaced and nobody has a good time but then everything is okay because kon loves and supports clones so fiercely and he inspires this poor clone who was just made to fulfill a purpose and then be killed to actually have hope and a desire to live his own life and be his own person. and he is our perfect little baby boy do you want to know more about him please ask us more questions about him we have so much to say about him—

the au that lives in my and @adjit's dms where adult superheroes timkon end up training a gaggle of teenagers (tim teaches them nonpowered combat and gadgetry; kon becomes the beloved mentor of a baby telekinetic or two) and we get outsider pov shenanigans and whatnot

timkon love square au concept bc whats better than shenanigans. nothing. but they have to be best friends to lovers also bc otherwise whats the point

theres probably other smaller spaces i find fun to play in too (like adapting the plots of star trek episodes onto them or whatever teehee) but i can't really think of anything specific else at this moment. (<- guy with bad memory)

[gammagoop]

here’s a kind-of-masterpost of the notes for my Last Life Fantasy AU !! i will add more to this in the future, but here’s what i’ve got now:

(its long so just click the read more)

General world notes:

Not really kingdoms since theres less than 20 people total but the various alliances do have castles/towers/homes of similar grandeur

There are fantastical creatures, but theyre not as common as normal animals, and none that the players come across are too extremely dangerous.

^ Except for the Wither! In which the Wither is a horrible decaying demonbeast that’s summoned by Grian

^ I’m thinking the typical Minecraft hostile mobs are replaced with things like kobolds and big rodents and . skeletons which ig are still the same

The Boogeyman is genuinely believed to be a curse in this world. No one quite knows where it comes from, but speculation ranges from ghosts to old magic to divine punishment

^ Those cursed by the Boogeyman become snappier, more on edge. There are no physical changes other than being visibly more tense, but it’s very hard to spot if you don’t know how to look for it

^ It’s also popularly believed that the curse will subtly enhance one’s strength and magical power, but also make them more vulnerable to attack

I haven’t decided if the members still have multiple lives, or if its more of an injury thing. I’m leaning toward the latter, in which someone is grievously injured in the place of dying (at least until the final death) because that also leaves room for life-giving to become healing magic. Perhaps one can only heal so many times before they become aggressive and combative in place of a red life? And different people are more or less vulnerable to that insanity

When I describe a person or group as ‘magical’ I mean that they can use magic at will. Any person can use magic if reading a spell that was written by a magic-user, but only some members can use magic without that. <— italics bc its important

^ The most common spells used by non-magic people are healing-related

^ Those with magical ability manifest it through instinct and will, rather than word-for-word spellcasting

Non-magic users can also use magical items, which are items enchanted by a magic user to perform a specific spell (ex. Scar’s crystals)

Fairy Fort/Shadow Alliance:

General:

Fae people. Generally humanoid-looking, if not for their pointed ears and shimmery skin. They have whimsical and nonpowerful magics

Primarily within a magically protected circle of dense trees, which is later burned down by Cleo after she’s betrayed

visually they are kind of 4 seasons coded… Lizzie being Spring, Bigb being Winter, Ren being Fall, and Cleo being Summer

Lizzie:

The strongest magic user of the group. Even so, she doesn’t use it to hurt people directly, more just for evasion and negotiation

BigB:

The boogeyman curse puts him much more on-edge than he normally is. He would have never thought he would kill a teammate, but the jitters and the pressure really got to him

Ren:

Can communicate with animals at a low level (not full conversations, just notions of instincts) due to his magical ties to dogs

Fiercely protective of Lizzie

^ Drawing on myths of fae: maybe he was once a dog himself but was transformed into a person by Lizzie?

Cleo:

Not quite a zombie but has ties to the dead. Generally just a green-skinned fae creature, but her injuries leave more prominent marks

The river over which they were betrayed is said to be cursed with Cleo’s blood

Team BEST:

General:

A team of knights who serve no crown. They serve each other and themselves, a tight but troubled group

This group has no magic users, but are the strongest in non-magical combat

They live in a castle which was once painted white, but has since faced some decay

They ride horses

Bdubs:

Doesn’t like to keep his helmet visor down because it obscures his vision. The visor gets torn off when he gets to his red life

Etho:

Wears a different style of armor from the rest of the team, both due to his own independence and his different fighting style

He prefers ranged combat to melee, meaning his armor is lighter and easier to move in

Skizz:

In the leadership role of this team, but by his own admission he’s not really their leader. He more just organizes plans and makes sure that everyone is on the same page

Highest in ‘rank’ and thus gets fancier armor. It’s not really stronger than any of his teammates’ but he gets a big feather on his helmet and a cape and some cool designs engraved in his armor :D

Tango:

Wears goggles instead of a helmet since he dabbles more in traps than combat. Pretty bad at melee anyway

Nonhuman but humanoid. Likely some infernal species? Not necessarily demonic, but he’s tied to heat and fire

Is more adept at performing spells as a non-magic user and therefore is always called on to heal Bdubs when he goes crazy (thanklessly)

Scottage/GGG:

General:

Wealthy in resources. Not magic users, but have access to various spells and magical items

More reserved than the other teams

Very skilled at less chaotic combat

Small but extravagant (artsy) castle

Pearl:

More combative than Scott

I gotta work the axolotls in somehow but I’m not quite sure how yet…

Scott:

Enjoys wearing more fancy outfits (cloak, gold accessories) but still relatively protected

Cleo:

Happily taken in my Pearl and Scott after leaving the fairy fort, wears much more armor then

Wears less extravagant accessories than Pearl or Scott

Magic Mountain:

General:

The most powerful magic users on the server (due to being wizards)

Not necessarily a team since they don’t work together much, but they have a wizard solidarity with each other

Live separately on the same mountain. Scar lives in a small-ish cobbly tower with lots of trinkets and hidden compartments. Joel lives in a cabin-like house within a small alcove in the mountain

Joel:

Visually more warlockish, but has no patron and therefore is a wizard. Uses his magic more directly and more aggressively than Scar– just replace all his traps in canon with spells (that mostly went wrong)

Not a very accurate magic user, but when he hits he hits hard

Evidence toward the theory that the Boogeyman curse makes you both more powerful and more volatile

Scar:

Rarely uses his magic directly, instead imbues his crystals with (often weak) spells for fun and profit

Is more of an accurate spellcaster than Joel is, but almost always uses his magic for selling and trading rather than attacking. He’s not great at combative spells anyway

Jellie as his familiar…………………thinkin about it

Southlands:

General:

Artisans and philosophers. Not as wealthy in resources as GGG, but they have a good amount at their disposal

^ Haughty A-HA!!!!!

Mostly unmagical, but it’s possible that Grian and Jimmy have some weak or dormant powers

Live in towers, similar to canon but more structural

Mumbo:

Artificer, proficient in small machines and automated farms

Martyn:

Philosopher who speculates on the nature of their world

Impulse:

Similar skills to Mumbo, but plays more of a diplomatic/negotiation role within the team

Builds larger farms and machines than Mumbo does

Jimmy:

Has a more peasant-ish outfit than his teammates

Proficient at building small devices like clocks and spyglasses

Grian:

More combative than his teammates

Astronomer, not as focused on that study as his teammates are on theirs

[travelers-gaming]

I want to write a nonpowered au about the travelers. because it would be funny to make them have a road trip

[pocketramblr]

idk of ask game is still open: but au where as a teenager yoichi summons a demon and the demon that answers him is afo.

1- Yoichi's reasonings behind wanting a brother are: he's lonely with neglectful parents and being distrusted for his appearance, he wants someone who shares some interests like his comic books or superpowers, and while it would be nice to have someone who cares and would protect him from the chaos, he wants someone who'd work with him to improve life for both powered and nonpowered people are.

2- The demon is delighted to have a chance to make his own human body, as long as they could be brothers- a little taller than yoichi, the same hair but shorter, and on rooting around through his genes he finds something that if activated, could allow him to take and give quirks- so of course his humansona is going to have that, and assumes that yoichi's quirks would never activate on their own without some power like his.

3- the demon staunchly refuses to tell Yoichi his real name, as its too powerful for a demon to give up, and says it'd feel wrong to pick a fake name. Yoichi, obliging enough of cultural differences, just calls him 'big brother'

4- unfortunately, the demon has very particular ideas of what counts to fit the deal- he kills the parents to get full custody of yoichi in order to ensure he gets what medical treatments he needs (for a time) and he offers Yoichi join him in being a loan shark/mob boss/cult leader that technically improves a few powered and nonpowered people's lives for a very short time. when *Yoichi* says he won't join him, well, then that means *Yoichi* isn't keeping the deal, can't say he didn't try, and hey a vault is *technically* protective.

5- but when AfO accidentally kills Yoichi, this completely breaks the deal- he can't do that if he wants Yoichi's soul in payment, making it null and void. However, he's been expecting that to be his so long, and still cares about his little brother because he had to, so he wants OfA in a way to *kinda* still get Yoichi's soul, and enable him finally to either return to hell and/or make a new deal with a new human. (that 'cant return to hell' thing is why he didn't stay dead when All Might killed him. he needs an exorcism, not a united states of smash.)

[alternis]

I'm doing nothing and then bam

shs au thoughts

later in the timeline a villain discovers Robin is lady shivas biological son, decides this is something they can use, then tries to blackmail Tim into revealing his civilian identity

however he dodges this trap by pretending to go along with it, then revealing his parenthood himself ("the secret of my parentage? oh, you mean that lady shiva is my biological mother") and continues by saying he's not ashamed of being related to her bc what she does has nothing to do with him, also she gave him up for adoption immediately afer birth, and obviously being related to somebody evil doesn't make you evil because lots of people are related to villains and never do anything bad.

in fact, he announces loudly and publicly, the reason he never talks about it is bc he finds her embarrassing. she is cringe to him. (and he doesn't want people assuming he's also some kind of battle addict and challenging him when hes trying to solve his detective cases, please don't do that)

then he takes down the villain and has to deal with the inevitable fallout of Robin getting publicly revealed to be related to the worlds greatest nonpowered assassin (surprise, people challenge him to fights anyway)

[riotwritesthings]

Other Random Collections!

And here you’ll find other little collections of fic! Some mixed into the other masterposts, but most not, and for some reason I just felt like keeping them together like this was important. Okay here we go!

Kinktober 2019 PWP

Day 1 - E, 1k - PWP, Winteriron, Inflation, omegaverse

Day 2 - E, 600 - PWP, Winteriron, Ass Worship, Begging

Day 3 - E, 1.3k - PWP, Winteriron,Knife Play

Day 4 - E, 550 - PWP, Winteriron, Mirror Sex, Dacryphilia

Day 5 - E, 750 - PWP, Winteriron, Sleepy Sex, Nipple Play (ART)

Day 6 - E, 700 - PWP, Winteriron, Biting

Day 7 - E, 2.1k - PWP, Winteriron, Praise-kink, Aphrodisiacs

Day 8 (If It’s Not Hate…) - E, 5.8k - PWP, Winteriron, Hate-fucking/Angry Sex, pining morons There’s a mission, pretty standard. There’s a bomb, also pretty standard. Tony throwing himself at the bomb before anyone else gets a chance? Yeah just another day at the office. What is new is Bucky tracking Tony down and cornering him, looking pissed when he usually avoids looking at Tony at all. Tony is kind of expecting some more yelling. That is not what Tony gets.

Day 9 - E, 2k - PWP, SteveTony "dom!tony (but bottom tony) x service top! steve and titfucking??"

Day 10 - E, 350 - PWP, WinterIron, Hair-pulling

Day 11 - E, 1.5k - PWP, WinterIron, Fem!Tony, vague nonpowered AU punk!bucky eating out fem!tony + he has his tongue pierced

Day 12 - E, 1.7k - PWP, WinterIron, Rimming

Day 13 - E, 850 - PWP, WinterIron, Gags, Creampie

Day 14 (In Agreement) - M, 1.8k - PWP, WinterIron, Shackled, Whumptober special! Tony gets taken during a fight. Bucky is trying not to panic, but The Asset knows exactly what to do. (Bonus Art) (Moodboard)

Day 15 - M, 600 - PWP, SteveTony, Uniforms

Day 16 - E, 1k - PWP, WinterIron, Frottage “#it goes from ‘nice romantic dinner’ to ‘fuck on the table’ real fast”

Day 17 - E, 2.4k - PWP, SteveTony, Masturbation, Collaring

Day 18 - E, 1k - PWP, WinterIron, Pinned down

Day 19 - E, 1.1k - PWP, WinterIron, Public, Formal Wear

Day 20 - E, 1.4k - PWP, WinterIron, omegaverse, Dirty talk “tony in his heat; bucky tries to see if he can get tony to come from words alone??”

Day 21 - E, 2.2k - PWP, SteveTony, Suspension “steve in the stealth suit with tony in negligee spread around his thighs.”

Day 22 - E, 1.9k - PWP, WinterIron, Temperature Play, monster sex..?

Day 23 - E, 1.1k - PWP, SteveTony, Size Difference “steve having to bend down completely to kiss tony and getting frustrated and lifting him onto the kitchen counter and fucking him”

Day 24 - M, 850 - PWP, WinterIron, Lap Dances winter soldier bucky and “i need money for uni” stripper tony

Day 25 - E, 700 - PWP, WinterIron, Distracted Sex, Cock Warming

Day 26 - T, 400 - PWP, WinterIron, roleplay

Day 27 - E, 600 - PWP, WinterIron, Wall Sex, Orgasm Denial

Day 28 - M, 500 - PWP, WinterIron, Spanking, Aftercare

Day 29 - E, 1k - PWP, WinterIron, Massage, Non-Powered AU

Day 30 - E, 900 - PWP, WinterIron, Gags, Stockings

Day 31 - E, 2.6k - PWP, WinterIron, Temperature Play, Size Difference, Biting, Begging, Monster sex..?

WinterIron Month '20 - WinterIron Canon and AU

How Not to Make Friends - T, 1k - College AU, Humor, meet-ugly SFW Sunday, “Did you just hiss at me?”

Had To - M, 550 - Whump, non-graphic injuries SFW Monday, Kidnapped AND “For someone who’s dying you seem kind of happy.”

Candy Flowers - T, 550 - Humor, cute date night things SFW Tuesday, Flowers AND “I told you to bring a jacket.”

Coffee and Bad Words - T, 1.5K - Humor, convenient amnesia SFW Wednesday, Amnesia AND “All I do is drink coffee and say bad words.”

Damnit DUM-E - T, 300 - College AU, Fluff, mentions of Howard’s A+ parenting, protective Bucky SFW Thursday, Trope/AU: Forehead Kisses AND Sentence: “Where did that bruise come from?”

Homesick - T, 300 - Fluff, clingy boys SFW Friday, Word: Homesick AND Sentence: “Just shut up and kiss me, you idiot.”

Over Blueberries - T, 100 - Fluff, just dumb fluff SFW Saturday, Word: Pancakes AND Dialogue/Sentence: “I wanna break up.”

Only a Phone Call Away - E, 1.5k - PWP, Humor, phone sex, crack NSFW Sunday, TROPE/AU: Sexting/Phone Sex

That Happened - T, 400 - Humor, casual praise kink NSFW Monday: TROPE/AU: Praise Kink

Not Sneaky - E, 1.3k - PWP, barebacking, semi-public sex, touch of secret relationship because why not NSFW Tuesday, WORD: Bareback AND DIALOGUE/SENTENCE: “First one to make a noise loses.”

Mission Accomplished - E, 1.7k - PWP, rough sex, maybe some light somnophilia NSFW Wednesday, TROPE/AU: Rough Sex

Stubborn - E, 900 - PWP, car sex, dirty talk NSFW Friday, TROPE/AU: Dirty Talk + WORD: Riding + DIALOGUE/SENTENCE: “Car sex looks so much more easier in movies.”

Claim - E, 400 - PWP, Omegaverse, possessive Bucky NSFW Saturday, WORD: Claiming and DIALOGUE/SENTENCE: “What a pretty sight.”

WinterIron Month '22 - WinterIron Canon and AU (many with art by the super talanted Sagana!)

A Failed Escape, a First Meeting, and a Whole Lot of Luck - T, 1.6k - Omegaverse,, Humor, Arranged Marriage, not exactly a meet-cute, Humor Tony is supposed to be meeting the alpha he’s going to marry today. Which is why he’s out in the garden climbing a tree in a terribly-thought-out plan to get away, where he meets the last person he expects.

love's gonna find me out - T, 1.3k - Fluff and Feels, Hidden Injury, Established Relationship, fluffier than it sounds After yet another long, dangerous mission with the Avengers, Bucky wants nothing more than a quick shower and to collapse into bed. With that in mind he’s already stripping off his shirt as soon as he’s through the door to the bedroom, and Bucky only remembers why that’s a bad idea when Tony sucks in a sharp breath behind him.

but we are the crossroads - T, 1.2k - Modern Magical AU, Humor, Fae!Bucky, Tony is too curious for his own good and Bucky isn’t any better, First Meetings One of these days, Bucky is actually going to have to do something about the human who wandered into their warehouse and now refuses to leave.

I had no choice (but baby to get it right) - T, 2.5k - Soulmate AU, That awkward moment where you meet your soulmate mid-fist fight After all those years of furtively dreaming about it, reading everything from scientific papers to romance novels, after all the times he told himself not to but still hoped, Tony thought he knew what to expect if this day ever came. Finally, after all this time, all the worrying and wondering and telling himself to just give up already, he finally meets his soulmate and finds out what all the hype is about, and it has to be like this. It just has to be Barnes.

Timing Isn’t Everything - T, 1k - Humor, Love Confession SFW Sunday: Word, Dialogue

Please forget your scarf in my life - T, 3.5k - No-Powers AU, Angst, Exes to Lovers, Getting Back Together, pining morons As long as Bucky can avoid any news stories, gossip articles, and press releases, there is zero chance that he has to worry about seeing Tony now that they’re broken up. There won’t be any running into Tony at a mutual friend’s house, or coming out of Bucky’s favorite dingy coffee shop, and it’s great, it makes everything easier. That’s what Bucky keeps telling himself. And then one day he’s on a crowded subway, and as he looks around desperately for a distraction from the crush of people his eyes land on a magazine someone is reading, on a photo of Tony, on something tucked beneath the collar of Tony’s heavy coat. So much for his flimsy attempts to move on.

Feel Something Real - E, 1.5k - Avengers Academy, PWP, Spanking Bucky doesn't regret that he and Tony decided to take it slow when they started dating, but he is a little disappointed that he’s just now learning all sorts of fun things.

The Three Step Plan - E, 1.8k - PWP, Massage, Anal Fingering Bucky has a plan for getting Tony to relax after a long week. Step one involves getting his fingers on Tony and working out all those knots from his muscles. Step two involves getting his fingers in Tony.

Hero is a Relative Term - T, 3k - Humor, established relationship Another day, another kidnapping, and Tony’s biggest concern is that he’s never going to live this down.

Broken Promises - M, 1.4k - Humor, Established Relationship, Secret Sex, not so secret sex It shouldn’t be that hard to keep their hands off each other while trapped in a tiny safe house with their teammates, right? Right?!

Making Sacrifices - M, 2.2k - PWP, Established Relationship, werewolf!Bucky, Dirty Talk, Breeding Kink It happens often enough that when Tony texts him for help with something vague Bucky doesn’t think anything of it, just cuts his workout short and heads up to their bedroom. He’s not at all prepared for what he finds waiting for him, but Bucky is nothing if not adaptable.

[incarnateirony]

So superwiki/Jules is a tech advisor on the Winchesters. How’s that gonna affect the show? Cuz she’s biased AF.

lmao it won't, i've told 100 people to not worry, she's basically being given an official title for what she already did. the sky was falling when bobo named the AU girl jules too and nothing changed.

difference here is, she'll get screening of scripts. she can't change them. she can put a little red note on it if she thinks it's myth busting. and they can also tell her to stow it, because it's a simp headed take and they're not here for that beyond knowing when they need to ELI5 it better for idiots to prevent the audience doing it too.

that's it. that's her role. her saying it's a small role is what it is, and i'm fairly certain she's the numpty that started the fake script whispering.

I've said a thousand times. remember limits of fan capacities. there's not a magical connection switch of power and nonpower, not even in production, but certainly not at the role of "girl recognized for making book now paid to sit there and hold book" being anything to clutch pearls over.

they've always used wiki. i don't like jules but good for her for getting paid for the work she put into this show, more than most of us expected to walk away from it with for invested work. it's very lmao whatever. it's not big. only fandom will make it big, in the way fandom makes everything minor and irrelevant big.

if i got paid for every jurassic pile of shit i helped move around for this show's benefit i could fuckin retire, so i'm glad for jules.

[neko-shinigxmi]

    Was gonna rb more posts, suddenly remembered my Really Specific self-ship thought that I now must subject you all to.

    So... SIs. We usually make them for each fandom/ship, right? It’s often quite specific, too, for those of us like me and...put SO much damn work into each SI, cause we want them to fit the universe we put them in. (Ya’ll are the specific group I’m aiming at, here.)

    ...So what if SI Swap?

    SIs getting scattered across the universe(s), and being paired (whether temporarily or in an AU where they’re now stuck in this new world) with a different F/O.

    For example, your Pokemon SI ending up in the world of...let’s say Genshin Impact. How do they cope with the new world they’re in? Did any of their companions come with them? How does the world of GI react to this new SI? How about the F/O in question; do they accept this odd event, or do they need some time to warm up to a new, but familiar, face? (Don’t even TRY to be mean to yourself on this post; any version of you, they’d love. I know it deep in my soul.)

    ...Anyways, my fave brainrot is my FFXIV SI ending up in FF7. (Local Miqo’te gets Vow of Protection from everyone they meet. Including that baddie with the silver hair. 👀 Self care, babey.) BUT I also kinda wanna come up with more concepts for this... Love the idea of SIs getting all jumbled up in the multiverse and having to meet new challenges in an unfamiliar place.

    Bonus points for the powerful ending up somewhere peaceful or the nonpowered end up somewhere dangerous, and the F/O has to work double time to protect them. (Double bonus for hurt-comfort of the SI having a breakdown that they’re just holding back F/O and needing to be reassured that all they need...is for them to make it to tomorrow. To make it to those days where a smile comes across SI’s face...and make all of the scary, restless days worth it. Ugh-)

[heydocpotts]

@summerpipedream so i drew this A While Ago bc this hc was so cute but i was having trouble finishing it and then i wanted to do a part 2... anyway this is it after fixing it up like months later sksksk 

[daily-dose-of-imagines]

𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔽𝕚𝕣𝕤𝕥 𝔻𝕒𝕪

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Heyo this is my first time writing on the blog so be kind. I just got obsessed with the idea of Aizawa being an elementary school teacher 

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Ok, maybe this won’t be so bad? 

He put on a fake smile and looked at himself in the bathroom mirror. The bags under his eyes were somehow more apparent then usual. His face quickly faded into his trademark apathetic scowl. 

Who am I kidding? This is the worst possible situation. 

Aizawa sneered at the thought of his current situation. Of how his pristine English classroom was being taken from him because they needed “fresh blood”. Of how he was not only being forced into a new school, but also a new grade. He sighed (heavier than usual), leaving his dim apartment early, to beat traffic and give him time to dwell further on his current situation.

As he drove, his brain on went on auto pilot and all his worries and thoughts crossed his mind once again. Aizawa had never taught anything lower than 6th grade, and he never wanted to. It’s not that he didn’t like kids, it’s that he didn’t love kids. High schoolers were almost adults, so he didn’t have to sugar coat anything. No snack time, no name calling, no bullshit. The sudden unemployment was truly a wake-up call (not just because he would fall asleep in class), telling him that he needed to get his shit together. He was thankful that his good friend Nezu happened to have a job opening, he just wished it were at any other school.

Arriving at the school made him sick. The bright colors. The intricately hand painted signs reading “Welcome To The New Year!” and “Start the school year with a smile.” The line of staff waiting outside the school to welcome him. The line of staff? Jesus.

His wish to quietly slip into his new classroom vanished before his eyes. There was no way he could avoid meeting his new colleagues now. Hopefully, he thought, I can get through this without too much headache.

“SHOUTAAAAAAAAA!!!!”

And the headache began.

“Oh my god, Shouta! It’s been so long! And you never returned my texts?? I can’t believe we’re working together again! I thought you didn’t like elementary school?? Anyway, c’mon we need to get you all settled!! I heard you got fired?? What’s up with that? Did you- “

Before he could even fully get out of his car, Hizashi was pulling him toward the crowd of faculty almost against his will. The crowd was full of smiling faces, kind waves, and judging glances.

 Ugh

“Welcome Mr. Aizawa! I am glad that Mr. Yamada was telling the truth that he was a close friend. Well I know that our little pocket of perfect isn’t quite the high school setting you’re used to but believe me that you’ll love it soon enough.” Principal Nezu smiled happily and gestured to the quaint little school.

“Starting in the middle of the school year isn’t easy, but I’m sure you’ll be able to handle it,” he added with a wink.

Aizawa glanced briefly at the bright marquee reading “U. A. Elementary School”, then back to the group of hopeful faces. He put on his best “I’m totally not wishing I was somewhere else right now” face, and /reluctantly/ expressed his joy to be there. 

With his seemingly pleasant response, the evaluative air cleared somewhat, and the gossipier teachers left the gathering, no longer interested.

Taking Aizawa’s arm, Nemuri pressed her chest against him, “Hate to interrupt but Shouta- Mr. Aizawa, really needs to get to his classroom.” With that, the tall woman, along with Hizashi, practically dragged the poor man away, though he was internally grateful to be away from the crowd.

They arrived at Aizawa’s new classroom, still full of the previous teachers’ belongings. He pulled himself away from the others, brushing himself off.

“Thanks Midnight.”

“Oh, stop with that,” Nemuri responded, fixing her immaculate hair in the reflection from the window, “I haven’t gone by that since college. No one here needs to know the escapades of Ms. Midnight.”

Aizawa chuckled lightly, “At least I have some familiar faces here, aside from Nezu.” He peered over to the other two, seeing their “trying to be respectful but insanely curious” faces. “Fine, I’ll address the elephant in the room. Yes, I was fired. No, it was not for selling drugs to the kids, Hizashi. I just… had trouble staying awake, apparently a few times too many.”

Hizashi sighed in defeat and pulled a twenty out of his pocket, handing it sadly to Nemuri.

“Good thing there was an opening here for you,” Hizashi replied, almost like a whine as he mourned his loss, “Too bad it came at the loss of Yagi. Poor guy having to be stuck at home after that dumb injury.”

Nemuri chuckled, “It’s his own fault for jumping out of the second story window to give one of his students the lunchbox they forgot.”

“He’ll be back next year, and I’ll be long gone. hopefully.” Aizawa interrupted, tying his long hair back. “Now can you two leave? I have kids coming in less than an hour to a teacher that could care less about them right now.”

Nemuri exhaled sharply through her nose, a smirk crossing her face, “You need a better attitude, my friend, or they will eat you alive.” She pushed herself off the desk, pulling Hizashi along.

“Good luck!” He called out, “let me know if I can help! The music room is always open for you!”

As the door slowly closed, Aizawa turned back to his new classroom. The desks were arranged in neat rows and columns, small pieces of tape on the carpeted floor to ensure that they remained in their neat arrangement. He was appalled by the disorganized mess that was Yagi’s previous desk arrangement.

Aizawa sat at his new desk, dropping his head into his hands. He had never taught 2nd grade before. Sure, he was certified to teach it, but that was more of a trophy to him than an actual career choice. Like when someone minors in art history. What made it especially difficult was that he was taking over a class run by the one and only Yagi Toshinori, legendary his teaching. He was the “symbol of peace” for teachers, doing interviews for local news stations and giving presentations for the school district.

The four of them (Yagi, Hizashi, Nemuri, and himself) had gone through college together, but lost touch as they all chose their path. Yagi with younger kids, Aizawa with teens, Hizashi with music, and Nemuri with administration. Aizawa knew that Yagi was a better teacher than him, and that he had big shoes to fill, literally.

Aizawa broke from his lamentation as the morning bell rang. He opened his door to be greeted with the cacophonous sound of 20 children itching the get into their classroom. He was nearly knocked over by the force of almost two dozen children running into inspect what the new teacher had done. Surprisingly, the new layout did not stop the wave of children, they all quickly found their name tags and sat down, most of them loudly complaining.

Aizawa moved to the front of the room and cleared his throat. Twenty small faces focused on him. “Good morning students. As you may know, Mr. Toshinori is injured and will not be able to continue teaching this year. My name is Mr. Aizawa and I’m going to be your teacher for the remainder of the school year-” A series of small hands shot up in front of him. He sighed, “Yes, you,” pointing to the small girl sitting politely in the front row.

“Excuse me, but why can’t Mr. Toshinori come back?” she asked, cocking her head.

Before he could answer, another young girl, this one with pink hair, jumped up, “Momo, he broke his butt, that’s why he can’t come back!”

“He didn’t break his butt! He broke his feet, stupid.” A blonde boy in the back stood up and pointed at her.

“Who are you calling stupid? I saw it, you buttface.” She stuck her tongue out at him. Seeing her mocking face, the boy began throwing his pencils at her, to which she started throwing her pencils. Momo began crying at the violence, while the other students began cheering for one of the other two students.

This was going to be a long day.

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As Nemuri entered the teacher’s lounge, she was greeted with the sight of Aizawa looking… well, dead. “Well, I was expecting this.” She commented, setting her stack of papers down and sitting on the table in front of him. “Rough day?” Aizawa merely groaned in response. She patted his head lightly, “You know what they say about kids, it’s like wrangling kittens.”

“I’ve never heard that.” He replied, lifting his head up to a more alive position. “I don’t know how he did it. Those kids just don’t listen.”

“How did you deal with your high schoolers?”

“None of us wanted to be there so we respected each other’s time and got shit done.”

Nemuri clicked her tongue, “It’s a wonder why you’re a teacher at all. You used to have passion for teaching, Shouta. Try to tap into some of that.” With that, Nemuri hopped off the desk, scooping up her papers, “If you need advice on how to deal with them, we’re here for you, all three of us.”

The door to the lounge closed softly behind, and he was once again alone. Aizawa hesitated at the thought of asking any of them for help. He had not spoken to any of them for years. While he enjoyed their company, Aizawa knew he did not belong. Nemuri, Hizashi, and of course Yagi, all had this passion and fire for education that Aizawa himself had lost years ago. It felt wrong to him to be there.

The soft chime of the lunch bell reminded Aizawa that he had to return to his classroom. Which he really did not want to do. The kids barely got along with each other, who they have known for months, how were they supposed to cooperate with him, a total stranger? He trudged back to his classroom, just as the students began pouring in. As they took their seats, he stood, and began writing their next lesson on the board. Once all were seated, he turned around to address them.

 “I am very disappointed with how the morning went.” At this remark, half the students rolled their eyes, while the other half looked like they were going to burst into tears. Aizawa stopped and began thinking. What would Yagi do in this situation? He would be cheery and upbeat and overly personal with the students. Well, he thought, nothing would hurt to try at this point.

He sighed, sitting down on his desk, “Listen guys, I know this is hard for you, its hard for me two. The only way we can make this work is if we give each other a chance and get to know each other. So..” he looked at the confused faces of the kids, “Let’s go outside.”

The students all filed outside behind Aizawa, confused yet intrigued. He turned to face them, “Now I have a task for you, we’re going to go on a hike around the school, and you’re going to tell me about everything interesting you see.” The students collectively gasped and nodded excitedly.

As the class walked around the school, Aizawa learned many things about the kids. Like how Tenya liked to walk this path with his brother, or how Shoto would take trips through the woods when he wanted to get away from his family, or how Yuga collect only “the prettiest and shiniest” rocks. Although this was far more effort than he usually put into teaching, Aizawa was having fun.

The week from that point on went… surprisingly well. The students slowly warmed up to Aizawa, and even began enjoying his teaching. They continued setting time aside for a class hike and decided that they would start a nature journal to write about what they saw on their hikes. Aizawa, even though he would never admit it, even started smiling more in class. Before he knew it, the end of the week had already come.

As the students filed out of the room, several waved goodbyes to Aizawa. He smiled and waved back, eyes wandering to the small boy standing shyly next to him. “Hey Midoriya, do you need something? You should be heading home.”

“I am going home! But I made you something to celebrate how much fun we are having! I still like Mr. Toshinori more, but you’re really fun!” The boy shoved a piece of paper into Aizawa’s hands. “Ok my mom is waiting, bye Mr. Aizawa! See you next week!” Before Aizawa could respond, the boy ran out of the room. He looked at the paper. On it was a crudely drawn picture of him and the class on one of their hikes. He chuckled lightly, pinning the picture to the wall. 

He was pulled away from his thoughts by the sudden vibrations of his phone. Without checking, he answered, “Aizawa speaking.”

“Um, hey! It’s been a while.”

“…Yagi?”

“Yeah! Hizashi told me you were taking over for me, and I, uh, wanted to say thanks!”

“I should be thanking you,” Aizawa commented, amusement crossing his face upon hearing the familiar voice again, “I needed a job and you had some broken bones.” They both chuckled awkwardly.

After a moment of thick silence, Aizawa sighed, “Its good time hear from you, Yagi. I’m sorry it’s been so long.”

Yagi chuckled, “We should catch up soon. You know, when I can walk again that is.” he paused, “So I, uh actually called to... uh, How are the kids?”

Aizawa laughed at how the blonde could barely hide his intentions. “They’re doing fine, no need to worry.”

“Are you handling them alright? I know they can be a handful.”

Aizawa looked fondly at the drawing Midoriya had handed him, “It’s an adjustment, but I think we’ll be able to get through the year.

[peachbabypie]

Blood Red Royalty

Starker AU where Peter begins as a slave sold into Tony’s Mafia group as collateral for his father’s debts, but rather than a useless sniveling menace, Peter proves his worth. He works hard, talks back, and doesn’t let anyone mess with him. He shows everyone that he’s not just a pretty face and eventually makes his way into Tony’s inner circle, and his heart.

Everyone learns quickly not to mess with Peter. Not because Tony would kill them, because Tony would. But because Peter would gouge their eyes out if they leered, chop their hands off if they touched, and cut out their tongue if they sneered. Peter could take care of himself, he was ruthless, and would do anything for Tony. Peter, was the perfect Mob Wife.

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If TimKon are going to accidentally acquire a child, it should be them as adults taking on a kid vigilante as a sidekick like proper superhero parents /j

no yeah for sure!! one of these days i wanna write something for my mentorverse au where tim is training a little gaggle of teenagers in nonpowered combat.