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forgetful-nerd · 5 months

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These three would crack each other up with horrible puns and jokes all day.

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percki · 6 months

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‘why would zuko do that’ he is sixteen years old. ‘i don’t understand zuko’ are you or have you been sixteen years old. ‘zuko just makes bad decisions’ he is sixteen years old. ‘zuko burned down kyoshi island’ he’s literally sixteen years old. ‘zuko kidnapped a twelve year old and dragged him through the snow for hours’ yeah sure but he was sixteen years old. ‘zuko hired an assassin to capture aang, and said assassin went rogue and attempted to kill everyone’ yeah well he’s not good at critical thinking. he’s sixteen years old

#this post is a joke. i love zuko i would hit him with my car and then cradle his head like a dying baby deer #atla #zuko’s literally just a wet cat sorry. he’s not good at making decisions #this is a criticism of the ‘zuko can do no wrong’ ppl but ALSO a criticism of the ‘zuko is inherently bad and can never change’ ppl #two criticisms for the price of one post hehe #avatar the last airbender #prince zuko #zuko #talk tag

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lygma-nygma · 7 months

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Sometimes I try to live my life normally but then I remember that when Tim properly met Dick for the first time the man was in full clown makeup.

Theres a foreshadowing joke in that but I can’t quite put it into words.

#I don’t know if I want to make a circus joke or just call Dick a clown #Can’t say he didn’t warn Tim though #batfam #tim drake #dick grayson #please read A Lonely Place of Dying it’s lowkey hilarious #Like 90s Batman is so unserious and it’s trying so hard to be

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thecindercrow · 1 year

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#ghost trick #disco elysium #apologies if someone's already made this joke lol #I'm only 13 years late to one of these games/fandoms #who else is up losing their memories and dying ass-up before being asked to solve everyone's mysterious problems

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spicyvampire · 1 month

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He was balls deep in an emergency meeting [insp.]

4MINUTES (2024) EP. 5

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courtgela · 28 days

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she was on a mission that day

#amangela #smosh #angela giarratana #amanda lehan canto #dropout #vic michaelis #is vicmanda a thing #im dying #am i a joke to them

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bytedykes · 8 months

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[ID: SVSSS fanart of Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge. It's the scene from volume 1 where Liu Qingge is having a qi deviation. He's on the floor, face and clothes splattered with blood. Shen Qingqiu has a hand on his shoulder, and smiles as he says, "You're too hot- I mean too young to die. We should be friends now." Liu Qingge scowls at him, angry and confused, thinking "wtf" repeatedly and with question marks floating around his head. /end ID]

this is basically what happened i think

#really funny how this is like. the lqg introduction scene. can you even imagine what hes feeling rn #anyway this is kind of a study of the original drawing idk #svsss #scum villain's self saving system #shen qingqiu #liu qingge #nik art #misc #the specific part im making a joke of is when sqq says “a beauty fading-- ahem‚ dying so young” like shut the fuck up loser jdhjdskk #liushen #<- I GUESS

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cyellolemon · 3 months

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Silly thing with Sua and Ivan

#i think Sua is hating it rn #can't even rest in peace.....#everyone had their take of Ivan “hypocrisy” regarding what he said to Sua about. you know!!!! you know.. dying #so here's mine jdddsd this isn't that serious just. a joke!! a silly one..#alien stage #alien stage fanart #alnst #alnst sua #alnst ivan #fanart #my art

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batshaped · 1 year

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morning people

#mewtwo #mew #pokemon #art #fanart #i just think they're neat #the mug joke is reused from a pikachu i drew a few years ago #but it's a good joke i deserve to reuse it #sorry i haven't kept up posting here #i don't like the new layout #but twitter is dying so hardcore and it's pissing me off #so i guess i should try to foster an audience here or something #`uuuggghh i don't WANNA #there's too many websites now. i can't be posting on all these websites #everyone just pick one #08082023 #august 2023 art #2023 art

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itscherryterry-again · 4 months

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yea

#i had posted this everywhere and it occurred to me that i hadnt on tumblr. which seems like a crime #keith kogane #vld keith #vld lance #vld fanart #lance mcclain #voltron #klance #can i rant for a bit #grabs the microphone Id like to thank this huge step on my voltron healing journey to my mom #who said 'oh its that show that made you cry in frustration! the kitties!'#and i said 'yes mother i was 15'#i dont think ive ever felt so. like. bullied? i dont wanna say ridiculed but #by a shows' producer #not since fucking BBC SHERLOCK #and i dont mean oh of course it wasnt gonna be canon. Of cours it wasnt I dont mean that #what i didnt need was getting baited left and right #the show milked the shit out of. lets be real here. young queer kids and then turned around and pointed and laughed when they gained hope on #their silly red blue ship to get canon #bc lets be real if anything queer was gonna happen. ambiguous non binary pidge was already there #two skinny attractive teen boys is like low hanging fruit. diet rep #but it wasnt even abt that. at least i truly never thought klance was srly gonna b canon. i HOPED. but like. i never shipped 4 canon anyway #i LIKED voltron. i loved lotor. i had always been a multishipper allur//ce was rkly cute i couldve dug that #if they hadnt spent the last season looking miserable AND THEN DYING #tf u mean our female lead died TF U MEAN THE LATINO MC BECAME A FARMER? w the forever marks of his dead gf on his face? Are you joking rn???#anyway. hit me up for more voltron opinions i got tons #(mic drop)

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fallenassimar · 6 months

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#dying rn #they are insane for this #hannah einbinder #jean smart #hacks hbo #hacks max #she holds her arm like that for like 4 minutes I'm not joking #hacks s3

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saturnniidae · 2 months

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Instead of this can someone pls make one that's Hiccup getting brutally ran over by a bus asmr

#this literally almost sent me into an asthma attack bc i hoe hard i was laughing. anyways dont scroll down when looking for references #someone told me to listen to ir as a joke and i had to stop less than a minute in do to secondhand embarrassment #httyd shitpost #moth.txt #comment if u have a good hiccup impression and dying man/car crash noises. i have $19 in my checking account take it or leave it #deyas dragons

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royalarchivist · 2 months

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Fit: That's the funny part about 2b2t is that you would assume that it's like, just mainly like... right-wing on the server, it's like the most extreme left and right on that server. Like– [Laughs] It's like– it attracts everybody, it attracts the extremes of everybody. It's like– yeah, it's both the extreme left and the extreme right.

Fit: So like... Yeah, they're fascists, but they'll respect your pronouns. It's a– it's a really... It's a really strange place.

#Fit #2b2t #FitMC #July 11 2024 #''They're fascists but they'll respect your pronouns'' is CRAZY I'm dying #This was prefaced by a mod joking that they should pin a message saying #''The next person who asks about 2b2t streams is gay''#Because we always get people asking why Fit doesn't stream 2b2t stuff #(It would break TOS)

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skitskatdacat63 · 3 months

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