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#not even in a kinky way
tempting-andromeda · 9 months
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I think I would accidentally call Arthur dad so that’s why I’m not that attracted to him
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froggysgirl · 4 months
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2 hours left to get a quarter of my grade submitted and I’m on tumblr, please kindly slap me directly in the face
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i-like-forcefem · 1 month
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Dumb submissions blog idea: Is-this-a-girl?
But when you submit a guy it always says “not yet”
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fisheito · 1 month
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rereading the nuca pink doujin and seeing yakumo tear himself apart re: his snake form vs his human form all this agony and self-doubt and silent suffering and fear of rejection like "if i looked less human would u hate me" , "if u saw me in my true form wouldn't that be horrible. terrifying. disgusting" , "if i admitted i want to swallow you whole would you think worse of me"
and i imagine him asking something like this to the crowd of clan members , who are , undeniably,, a group of Kinky Fuckers
they all smile with the serenity and carefully masked excitement of a horny olivine. masterful beautiful reassuring expressions (errr..... masked to different degrees depending on the clan member)
#yaku is in his head so much about that#he thinks his snake form would be gross right? right????#eiden might give me Wet Hole privileges when i look like this carefully crafted human avatar#but if i revert to my original body there's no way anyone would ever want to ..be with me... like that? right???#meanwhile eiden's just got that sly look on his face in the corner waiting for yakumo to make the proposal#i can't imagine any of the clan members being particularly freaked out about yaku in snake form.....#all the yokai are immediately eliminated from Grossed Out pool. like. that's them. they know how it be#then you got the ppl who have lived way too long to be shocked by a sweet little snakewife being more noodley than usual#rei and quincy fall into that category most likely. blade by association because . well. blade.#he's gonna make a Yakuchan Snake sculpture and it's gonna be extra cute so yakumo doesn't feel shy about his snake form anymore#(actually it's going to freak yaku out even more and he's gonna spiral thinking that he's uglier than he ever imagined)#(and he's gonna run away feeling more insecurity while blade is SUPER CONFUSED because he captured his cuteness perfectly??)#(eiden's gonna have to reconcile another misunderstanding. sorry eiden. artistic differences are rough)#and you have the general Kinky Fuckers like eiden oli and morv#morv won't care as long as you feed him LOL#and eiden and oli are just sideeyeing excitedly like. snake? snake??? can we. can we try that 👀#i imagine that the only people who might express hesitation at first are edmond and dante#eddie would probably cave though once he realises it is IN FACT still yakumo in there. and he can fully consent#(then we give way to Kinky Fucker Edmond. Welcome to the party eddie!)#hmm... dante... never really thought about him and snakekumo...#how would that even go DOWN? like what is even the siTUATION here? how did we get here??#dante catches sooley who has a tiny snakekumo in his mouth??? a tiny lil guy who was lurking in his palace for some reason???#hm. warrants more thought exploration. we'll come back to that another time.#nu carnival yakumo
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prettyboyedgetoy · 5 months
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When I get a girlfriend who praises me for my accomplishments it's over for you guys 😤 I will move mountains to hear her say "great job sweetheart ☺️"
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waitineedaname · 4 months
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i love the bingge extra because it's like
the horror of realizing you're the dark universe version of yourself. the injustice of seeing this other version of yourself be happy and loved, seeing him be treated with such gentle tenderness from a person who only ever treated you with cruelty
bad sex.
#svsss#julianno#the little glimpses into bingge's perspective when he's watching them are so rough!!#the sqq he knew was cruel and cold and abused him#and so he got his revenge and became powerful and should have everything he wanted#and then he goes into this other universe#and he sees himself being fussed over by an sqq that is gentle and kind and worries about his wellbeing#an sqq that drains himself of his spiritual energy just to tend his wounds#an sqq that brushes his hair and answers with an indulgent hm? whenever he calls out to him#and how unfair is that? he has everything#but this other version of him is loved#and maybe that's all he wanted this whole time#augh.#and then binghe coming back from pidw's universe and saying he looked everywhere but couldn't find shizun#he had so many people at his side but he didn't have the person who mattered most#GOD. anyway. I have so many thoughts on this extra and I haven't even gotten into the bad sex!#i love how sqq is like FUCK HE'S HUGE. NO WAY I'M TAKING THAT.#and binghe is like maybe shizun should top 🥺 <- definitely something he has fantasized for a long time#and sqq is like wait no what if i hurt him i wouldn't be able to bear it. so he ends up bottoming anyway#also the fact that he's so tired by the end lskdjflksd old man.#he claims it was awful and yet he came twice. you are a liar ❤#reading these books after reading mdzs is very funny#going from wangxian fucking like rabbits and having very enthusiastic kinky sex#to binghe crying in the middle of sex and sqq being like If He Puts That Thing In Me I Think I'll Die.
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wuxian-vs-wangji · 2 months
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What do you think is the hottest Payurain NC scene (novel or show)? Prapaisky?
Oh, well if the novels are on the table too, then in both cases it's the special novel.
Payu and Rain: Payu is awoken in the middle of the night to find Rain feverish and shaking. Concerned, Payu wakes Rain up, only for Rain to jump on top of him and make Payu hold his head while Rain devoures his dick and then fuck him roughly. Payu plays along, but is surprised time and time again as Rain makes Payu command and Dominate him to a degree they've never played at before. Afterwards, Rain admits he had a dream about Payu (who he didn't know in the dream) commanding and Dominating a needy and bratty Rain to put him in his place. Rain chalks it up to all his pent up brattiness from not being allowed to cuss at home, and says he doesn't want their dynamic to change, but every now and then a hard Domination session might be nice.
PrapaiSky: Prapai is on a business trip to the Germany office for around 2 months. After the first month apart, Sky is scratching at the walls and driving everyone around him crazy. He's moody, snappy, and desperate for Pai's touch. When he can't take it anymore, Sky begins fingering himself while thinking of Pai. Pai happens to call at that time and in answering the call- not stopping what he's doing- Pai realizes what Sky is doing. Pai is in a cab in Germany, and he immediately hangs up, gets to the hotel, runs to his room, and calls Sky back for a video call. He tells Sky where to put the camera so Pai can watch him finger himself, and they talk each other through what they're "doing" to each other as Sky watches Pai jacking himself off.
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taibhsearachd · 5 months
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Realizing that when we drove back two hours to get your insulin, you didn't see it as a person who loved you enough to spend another four goddamn hours in the car with you... you saw me as a dog who just loved being with you and loved the car ride. I was there with you for every adventure, every offroad detour and backtrack and I loved every moment, and you just thought I was there as your devoted pet when I thought we were doing all those things as partners, compatriots, equals, friends.
Your favorite thing about me was always how willing I was to go along with your random adventures. I think the fact that I never told you no made you think I couldn't. You loved me like a dog, not like a friend.
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hungwy-sinner · 2 months
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fat trans people own my whole heart btw I love you
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swiftfootedachilles · 4 months
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im just gonna be honest gang obviously its gonna be easy for you to say youre in love with a character and theyre an angel when anytime they do something you don't like you brush it off as out of character
#bad writing is still canon unfortunately#the place where i absolutely draw the line is gallavich being verse don't fucking piss me off @shameless writers#unfortunately your fav characters did do and say those bad things..... and to ignore that is too fundamentally misunderstand their character#how can you love a person when you choose to be blind to who they are </3#this isn't directed toward anybody y'all are just being very dramatic lately and really i think we should remember that tv shows aren't real#i can recognize when someone is caused by bad writing but i still have to accept that it's a real thing that happened#like. do i find shameless entertaining? YES! is it well written? FUCK NO#it's actually fundamentally a bad show in many ways. but that's WHY i enjoy discussing it#it's why my hyperfixation hasn't died down. because theres just SO MUCH to pick apart and interpret and discuss!#it's actually so bad at times i blocked it out of my memory!#but if i believe something isn't canon or *shouldn't be canon* (HUGE difference between those 2 things)#then i should explain why i think that. and i also need to accept that others disagree#but if you say everything you don't like is just ooc bad writing and therefore not real to canon then#....lol what are you even doing here#like. we should be rallying against the writers for being actively racist homophobic transphobic fatphobic ableist etc#yet we're sitting here with our thumbs up our asses fighting about which character fanclub is the most oppressed#WHO CARESSSSS JOHN WELLS DOESN'T CARE ABOUT US IT TRULY ISN'T WORTH WASTING YOUR BREATH OVER#i just want to read about 2 toxic kinky boys kissing idk#let me say this tho! hardcore fiona stans you gotta be the most out of touch people on planet earth!#okay goodnight everypony#wall of text in the tags#a.txt
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i-say-potato · 4 months
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poatoatjoiafnnnnnnnnngggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhh
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romanceddawn · 6 months
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idk if this is ooc but i'm thinking about it anyways: seto crying the first time he has sex with yugi, top or bottom doesnt matter, he's just overwhelmed at the intimacy of being close to someone like that and more importantly /yugi/ so some stray tears end up spilling over
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snarkythewoecrow · 8 months
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snippet from my untitled hob/dream wip
this is part of extremely angsty and heavy long-shot about love and misunderstandings, some serious Hob whump, and a protective, apologetic (and possibly vengeful) Dream
this story is roughly summed up to say that we have an OC named Calvin who has discovered Hob's immortality and become obsessed with him, experiencing delusions where they are together and culminating him drugging and trying to make those delusions real (including some non-con behavior), Dream will eventually see the aftermath of this and come to the incorrect assumption that Hob has betrayed him---so cue even more angst but so much comfort later
this snippet is a bit of a spoiler for those that want to wait--but it shows the how Hob finally shattered Calvin's delusion enough to make him leave -- no warnings for this scene--it's just some dialogue
@buckybeardreams @kydrogendragon @thefangirloutof-time
Calvin’s lips were moving, his face contorted. “You love me! I know it!”
“The fuck I do—you stupid fucking child!” The bat shook. “Do you have any idea—what you’ve done—what you’ve taken from me?”
“I know the truth!”
“You don’t know your ass from your elbow. Christ, you really, really don’t.” A scream itched at his teeth. “Do you really think you have anything on him—the one that I’ve always kept my heart beating for—waited for? My fucking king—because that’s what he is, the kind of impossible being that makes the moon and the stars humbled to simply be reflected in his eyes—but you? Fuck, you? You’re just as ordinary as those shit jumpers you stole from my bin.”
Hob sighed, so fucking tired, shaking and barely able to stand. “Just go the fuck home, kid—wherever that is—enjoy what few good dreams you got left before the man I really do love comes knockin’ at your door—because I got no doubt he will.”
And for a few oozing seconds, Hob began to suspect that they were about to start fighting again, but then, like a startled rabbit in the brush, Calvin bolted from his room, bee-lining for the front door before ripping it open and charging down the stairs, leaving it to creak as it bounced into the wall.
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queerstudiesnatural · 4 months
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i think my brain should be studied i'm being fr
#surely this isn't normal#my dreams are like a portal to another life#sometimes i dream about the next day in advance#like with full details. and i often plan lessons in my sleep#sometimes i dream up entire stories with full fledged characters and backstories and intricate plot points etc#last night i dreamt up not just one but about ten such episodes#in the same night i also dreamt that i started taking T and had sex with a random girl and then had. a kinky adventure with dean winchester#(i love being ace about also this dream sex was pretty nice!)#i'm not gonna tell all the stories bc we would be here all day but#there were a Lot of different stories in my dream#full stories that all felt like they happened over the course of days or weeks or months or years in some cases#god i met so many different people in one night and they don't even exist#how i am expected to function properly when my head is so full of memories from lives i never lived but also kind of did#i feel like there's a hundred different universes in my memories and they're all from dreams but they all feel super real#like oh yeah remember that time i was part of a forest dwelling society that started gaining powers and we all thought they were#evil powers but it turns out the forest had given us the ability to communicate with it and to fly and to heal#or oh yeah i traveled the world once and then on my way back i had to cheat customs that wanted to charge me an exorbitant amount of money#for my luggage#by jumping down the luggage slide and travelling with the luggage#or oh yeah i was on T once and actually lost my T pills in a swamp but i dug around and ended up finding them#and i started to grow facial hair after like a week#like stoooop that's too many lives to live#every single night i go through another portal and live a whole ass life#rain.stuff#rain.dreams
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lottieurl · 1 year
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might simply love lottie too much but it makes me so so so uncomfortable everytime people joke about her getting beaten up nearly to death. like. i know what show it is i know what we joke about but at the same time if you aren't joking about nat's suicide attempt then maybe don't joke about the time lottie asked to be brutalized and nearly died because she's so full of guilt
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magdalune · 1 year
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ur sims are darkskinned but their features are completely white 🤨 nothing wrong with that, just wanted to point out that they could've had a skintone suitable for their race
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anon, to you, what makes a black person black?
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