never forget that ed miliband caught more flak for eating a bacon sandwich than david cameron did for fucking a dead pig and because of that we've had 13 years of tory rule and a country on near collapse
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when Jane Austen said “If i loved you less I might be able to talk about it more” and when hozier said “I’m so full of love i could barely eat” and when Taylor swift said “I’ve spent my whole life trying to put it into words but you can hear it in the silence” and when EM Forster said “because I say so little you think I don’t feel. I care a lot” and when hozier also said “I could never define all that you are to me” and then Florence Welch said “I thought that love was some kind of emptiness. At least I understood then the hunger I felt” and whe-
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For @birdsaretoddlers fic "To Hell in a Hand-Basketcase" which is probably up there as one of the funniest fics I've ever read.
When you can't tell your mother you were a serial killer, I guess the next best thing you think up will do, unless you're Alastor, apparently.
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Two hundred years later and no one has written a better brooding/misunderstood male lead than Mr. Darcy
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can we talk about the tortured poet’s department? i’m shaken to my CORE cause what the fuck was that taylor swift
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I genuinely don’t think I’ve been as excited for a TV series as I have been with Percy Jackson
It’s so well done and even though things have been changed from the books it’s still true to the source material and it feels like a true adaptation
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Revisiting your childhood hyperfixation on Star Wars as a therapised adult is always funny because your opinions on characters or events radically change like:
13 year old me: Master Jinn is a bit strict on Obi-Wan but he has good intentions
28 year old me: Qui-Gon Jinn can literally go die in a hole
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guess who's locked inside their apartment :')
impromptu anon hour?
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🎀 list 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! get to know your moots or followers <3
Thank you to @aduckinpain and a sweet anon for also sending this to me <3
This little community. I know I err on the side of lurking because I'm high-key scared of saying the wrong thing, but I keep a little notebook full of small kindnesses I see like "Oh, ____ answered this anon so gently, sitting in their car before going to dinner with their friends. ____ went to the beach and ____ asked to see pictures of the seashells, ____ went to cheer on their friends at a competition today even though they posted yesterday about being burnt out and stressed with deadlines". and just...live in the connections you guys share with each other
My job. It's stressful and I've seen things that make my skin crawl and being in a small room with 20 two year olds for 10 hours a day is some people's idea of hell, but. I really like it
My friends. Just a shockingly good bunch of people who are exceptionally indulgent of a person who brings very little to the table xD
Just really the kindness of people? The people in my life but also strangers? I love watching people be fond, it doesn't have to be directed at me, honestly it's even better when it isn't, when you just see two people being soft in a random interaction, isn't that what it's all about? When a stranger's phone falls out of their pocket crossing the tram lines, but they miss it in the noise of the city and the lady next to you calls out to them in her mom-voice and they turn, oh my god I'm almost crying just remembering it
In an attempt to salvage my emotional state I'll end with my brother whom I adore, here is a pic of him ruining a photo I was trying to take by sticking a spoon in front of the plate and simultaneously flipping me off in the reflection, which is honestly impressive
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wondering if anyone would possibly know where a gal can watch bondi rescue??? i've seen seasons 1-6 on youtube, and it seems like they've been adding a new episode of season 7 weekly. i'm in america but i do have a vpn and have checked out 10play but it seems like they've only got 14 onwards, so basically everything in the middle is missing lol
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Ok no but like loml……….like what was that Taylor🙃🪦
turning the acronym from love of my life to LOSS of my life was possibly the worst thing she could’ve ever done to us!!!
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