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sam-blackbird · 2 years

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You responded to a post "pretty sure i could romanticise anything, i am deeply delusional." by saying "Once I dreamed about a love story between my fridge and a garbage can ;-;".

Im super curious. Whats the love story???

Why would a fridge ever fall in love w a garbage can and not someone hotter like a sink? Is it because the fridge has a fetish for rotten foods and the garbage has some inside them?

Please respond i want to sleep

For the context, it was during the first lockdown, back in 2020. My internal clock was pretty fucked up and once, I ended up eating cold lentils, stand up in the dark in my kitchen at 3am, watching outside the city sleeping. It was calm and peaceful.

Like a lot of people, there is a fridge and a garbage can in my kitchen.

So when I got back to sleep, Idk why but I dreamed about the fridge and the garbage can having a love story.

The most frustrating thing is that I forgot pretty much everything that happen it that dream, except it was very passionate love and emotional at the end coz when I woke up I have tears on my cheeks and my heat was moved as if I had read an extremely well written fanfic on Ao3.

Anyway, thanks for asking! Hope that now you can sleep.

And remember, it's garbage can, not garbage can't.

#lockdown #2020 lockdown #fridge #garbage can #not garbage cannot #a love story between a fridge and a garbage can #personal thoughts #random dream

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lichenbug · 5 months

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haha get friendshipped. idiot.

#plssssss click for better quailty i promise it is not doo doo garbage poopy #i missed them sm..#also had to make sure maud was obviously a part of this friend group people cannot forget this #chryssy au #mlp #my art #my little pony #mlp fim #my little pony: friendship is magic #oooo ougagu #starlight glimmer #maud pie #sunburst mlp #trixie lulamoon #queen chrysalis

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existennialmemes · 6 months

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I'm just over here, being Bisexual and having immense overwhelming love for my Pansexual comrades, because the words other people use to define themselves are not about me <3

#bisexual #pansexual #bi pan solidarity #bisexual memes #pansexual memes #bi pride #pan pride #cannot imagine getting mad about how other people define their own sexuality #but I'm seeing The Discourse again so apparently that's still A Thing #this goes for all good faith identities #but i just saw the bi v pan garbage so i am reacting to that specifically

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cantdealwiththisnow · 6 months

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Part 1 - Appreciation post for all the TFP universe Autobot mugshot cameos (known and unknown) in RID2015 3x25 (even if the context is that they've been OUSTED against their will)

#transformers rid2015 #not me and my emotional crutch show comforting my broken soul after rewatching TFP for the nth time #every cameo and reference is another good hit of the Good Stuff #look at how g1 they all got i'm sobbing #smokey got so BUFF #sunstreaker confirmed canon!#boy do i have an angsty fic idea that explains sideswipes abandonment trauma #please tell me what ironhide was like i need to know #they included seaspray??? but he's dead jim #ultra magnus be snatched as ever #tfp universe wouldnt do mirage dirty like ROTB did #KNOCKOUT NOOOOO #is that sandstorm? I cannot tell because the resolution is GARBAGE #prowl look like he got big tiddies in this universe too <3 #jetfire my g1 husband what happened to you #trailbreaker??? forever a highly functional alcoholic idc what you say #TRACKS MY REBEL SON #oh NO not the RESCUE BOTS they have done no wrong!!!#powerglide??? he ought to have been in there for as many times as the cons quoted him in this series #gears and.... is that moonracer???? I can only infer by color #BLASTERRRRR oh what I wouldn't give for a blaster/soundwave throwdown #oh this is sandstorm for SURE (then who's the other guy???) and my man KUP #oh no look how good looking they made roddy </3 #ELITA AAAAA #wreckgar??? my trash son???#long post #maccadams #please bear with my internal dialogue #is that 6th one supposed to be tailgate??? wasn't him being dead like an ENTIRE plot point for all of TFP lol

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andy-clutterbuck · 7 months

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#more rick in sweatpants NOW #Rick Grimes #*#rg #The Ones Who Live #more rick in a cozy crewneck now #*stealing his outfit*#gotta go #after i straddle him #who said that #i did #Happy Sinday babes #i got more trash from last week coming #i would gif him just sitting down on a bench #it's garbage can not garbage cannot #they made poor andy run in sweats how evil #that man sweats like its his job

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emily-mooon · 4 months

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Scott Pilgrim Characters as Text Posts but they’re mostly of Stacey and Neil cause I’m obsessed with them :]

#some of these may have been done before but i cannot remember so apologies in advance i forgot #when i saw the first meme done with julie i knew i had to do it with stacey #last image you gotta read from bottom to top btw (i also added in stacey and scott and lawrence whos not here mom to make the image complet #)#I don’t personally ship Neil with Lynette envy or Lisa but those are the other three women I’ve seen him be shipped with #that make sense for that text post (julie would never and Kim is kissing Ramona)#we all know how garbage trash I am for nordegrim here so I don’t need to explain anything #stacey pilgrim is a little hater in my heart #scott may be her brother but she face palms whenever he does something incredibly stupid #scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim comic #scott pilgrim vs the world #scott pilgrim takes off #stacey pilgrim #young neil #neil nordegraf #julie powers #wallace wells #lynette guycott #envy adams #lisa miller #roxie richter #nordegrim #not gonna tag any of the other neil ships here cause it is mostly nordegrim #cw suggestive #emily shitposts

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morgana-ren · 3 months

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Mate, if you unironically say things like 'corn' instead of porn, 'spicy time' or 'smex' instead of sex, or anything like 'unalive' on here, you're probably too young or emotionally immature to be engaging in any sort of content or conversations around those topics.

#ooh “spicy take” time #yes i realize a lot of people learned them to avoid algorithm blacklisting #but this aint tiktok #i cannot tell you how much i hate when people call my garbage 'corn writing' or 'smex writing'#youre too young to be reading it dude #im not about to engage in arguments with people who unironically cant say the proper word for things but have 'big opinions' on them

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rydengg · 5 months

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it’s not a coincidence that my blog got deleted right after i said i was gonna drink the whole ocean. clearly tumblr is in bed with big ocean. they don’t want people to know about the creatures down there. open your eyes.

TRUST AND BELIEVE THAT I WILL REVEAL YOUR SECRETS

#i’m gonna drink that ocean you cannot stop me #biggie meme #certified garbage thoughts

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emimii · 4 months

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girl who is a magician 🤍

#trucy… trucy beloved…. i luv her the cutest ever #my ass cannot draw bgs ignore thst #ace attorney #ace attorney apollo justice #gyakuten saiban #apollo justice #trucy wright #just noticed the quality on this is hot garbage u might have to click it to see it properly

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prettyflyshyguy · 6 months

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You ever just forget you got turned into a vampire, wake up from a really weird dream and immediately flashbang yourself with the hotel lamp?

#SORRY I CANNOT FUCKING HELP MYSELF #Supernatural #Dean Winchester #spn 06x05 #spn #Live Free or Twihard #Live Free or Twiharder #<- thats the current working name for the absolute garbage heap that is me and SnackHouse screaming at each other about this #my art #vampire!dean #vampire dean #fanart #this might be my favourite Bit to date im not gonna lie gamers #this ones an absolute banger #i promise i'll post some real art soon grgbkjhfaefyuaregbyha

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antirepurp · 4 months

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you know i think im going to pirate nintendo's and sega's games out of spite from now on. im going to buy a hard drive at some point to specifically fill it with pirated games i'll never play. i'll download tears of the kingdom just to be a penis. fuck them

#soda offers you a can #vimm's lair got massive takedown requests and im fucking seething #in particular for sonic 06 and unleashed like oh you're planning on rereleasing them on modern platforms? no? then What The Fuck #it's a larger problem than that though it's about video game preservation you know #all this hardware can already be considered retro and hasn't been sold in years. neither have the games #and guess what!! your remasters and remakes and bs are Not The Same as the originals!!!#im glad i downloaded the US version of sonic cd last week now #bc the way that game works and plays is fundamentally different from the 2011 remake #and i WANT to experience the jank and shit quality cutscenes and music that doesn't loop #and i cannot mod the 2011 version to act like that!#im so fucking mad over this vimm's lair was doing god's work for archiving all this shit #and now so much of it is inaccessible #the popular games will be up elsewhere at some point im sure but what about the Garbage #what about games like sonic 06 those deserve to be archived too

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poisonousquinzel · 6 months

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if you've ever felt embarrassed about getting characterization wrong in fan content in the past just know that the man who co wrote this ridiculously dumbass bit from an offensive revolting series went on to be allowed to co-write two of the four Harley Quinn ongoings (2014 / 2016)

Ivy, in reference to Wonder Woman: Poor thing comes from an island of all women. That's worse than Catholic school.

Selina: Depends on your preferences.

Harley: Eww!

Selina: So we can add homophobe to your incredibly dimwitted character traits.

Harley: You know if we didn't have to work together I'd let my snookums poison your milk bowl.

Selina: Great, the talking hat thing again.

Ame-Comi was released in like 2013 and Harley's second ongoing was in 2014 ... who let him touch her character again i just wanna talk i swear

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owletry · 2 years

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FINISHED JUST IN TIME!! Here is the completed trail drawing!!

#despite recovering from burnout I have managed to finished one of the largest pieces I have ever done #rats smp #ratssmp #rats smp fanart #ratsmp #apokuna #shubbleyt #inthelittlewood #olivesleepy #oli the garbage rat #theorionsound #smajor1995 #ggacho #acho #soupforeloise #Love these rats itll be sad to see them go but I cannot wait for the future!

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mitskiluvr · 4 months

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watched the haikyu movie thinking it was going to be normal but unfortunately i came out battered bruised bleeding and 5 years younger, back in 2019 watching haikyu on my couch and trying to get my sister hooked on it

#time is a flat circle #i was so young back then but im still young now #any mention of haikyu makes me so viscerally nostalgic like i start yearning and aching and my soul twists #is that too much...#haikyuu #haikyu #haikyuu battle of the garbage dump #haikyuu the dumpster battle #i cried a little bit #i read the manga a while ago like i knew exactly what was going to happen but seeing it ANIMATED made me go insane #i was clawing at the seat and at my eyes LIKE NO THIS CANNOT BE HAPPENING YOU DONT MEAN IT #also spoilers in the next tag DO NOT READ IF YOU DIDNT WATCH OR READ IT #but i did NOT remember the loss of the game being so devastating #like i did not remember that the ball just fell out of kenma's hands like that #my heart sunk when i watched it in the movie i was like wait... no ur joking right... this isnt the last set right....#just the way they animated it genuniely broke me #we get kenma's pov for three straight minutes and you have to WATCH THE FUCKING BALL FALL OUT OF HIS HANDS OH MY GOD LIKE OH MY ACTUAL GOD #i love haikyu #im goign to reread it... NOW.

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andy-clutterbuck · 1 year

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5x12 | Remember

#it's feels like an oven outside #so this seems apt #Rick Grimes #*#rg #S5 #like i need an excuse #it's garbage can not garbage cannot #wear your jeans lower richard i dare you #no really i double dog dare you #hello illac furrow adonis belt v lines whatever the crap you wanna call them #i love arm #you know those sticky hands toys from the store quarter machines?#that'd be my existence #i am admiring the art that's all #im cultured

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missggullet · 5 days

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babe you're so quiet what's on your mind?

#{not rp meme}#shitpost #tww2017 #the worst witch 2017 #miss gullet #*//no thoughts head empty just cymballs monke #*//the fact that i cannot remove that stupid ahh watermark anymore on their updated version. grrr #*//this could also work with dine thinking about health and safety crippling depression and agatha cackle #*//or everything at once would resume her character better me thinks #*//this shitpost is an homage to @ perfectlysafeandhealthy crack tags that inspired this hot garbage ur welcome #{queue of rat and leg of lizard}#{ooc post}

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