#not on the roofs unfortunately but still

[phantonixx]

emo selfie on the roof of the building in the middle of the night

[petrichorium]

Time to admit that I am more taken by kaku than I ever anticipated LMFAOOOOOOO

[yotd2009]

oh yeah. the reason why i decided to reread tbhk (and thus it was able to hit me like a truck this time around) was actually not bc of mitsukou going canon but actually bc i maybe accidentally started a tbhk book club w my kids at work and wanted to check the contents of it justttt in case before i put the books in their hands

[b-blushes]

hmmm feeling like i've got to start actively practicing thinking to myself "what am i waiting for to make me feel better" and see if i can make that thing happen now instead of at an arbitrary future time

[cheemken]

Hey Knight, ya got anything about the villain AUs you’d want to ramble about? Anything new you’ve added to the story/plot? Or something you want to elaborate further on?

The timing tho bc I've been thinking abt the villain Dia au last night hahahah

Like, the Carnet-Sycamore siblings yeah, just chxmnc the differences and similarities if Augustine is the older sibling and if Diantha is the older sibling in the Villain au tho hcmcncmf

Diantha being so overbearing towards Augustine, always wanting to know everything that's going on w him, bc she knows Pa Sycamore was so neglectful towards him that he was surprised when she showed how much she cares abt him. And to her she thinks she's doing right, bc she's doing what their father refused to do, to be there for him when he needed her the most

Augustine being so calm and open to whatever it is that Diantha wanted, giving her so much freedom, bc he knows what Mom Carnet was so controlling towards her, not giving her any choices in her life, hurting her at the slightest mistakes. And to him, he thinks he's doing right, bc he's doing what their mother just refused to do, to actually give her the freedom and care she deserved

And it ends up w the two of them being just like the parents that raised them. With Diantha being controlling, and with Augustine being neglectful.

God the tragedy of it all, the siblings angst gets me cjmdndmd

Like imagine if Augustine really was the older sibling in the villain au, that tournament thing, Augustine's trying to stop her but Dia just looks at him, tearing up, "you.. you sound so much like her.."

And it breaks Augustine's heart bc he really did try to not be like their parents, and hearing that from Diantha just tore him apart, especially at one point after he got custody of her, Dia told him she was scared of him, as he looked so much like their mother. And yeah, he just couldn't say no to her, his darling sister, if anything, he should be mad at everyone else. He raised Diantha well, he taught her better. So in his mind, everyone probably hated her for no reason, she was doing smth right by taking out the problem and trying to solve it, but the others refused to talk calmly and with reason, that Dia had to resort to using Yveltal after receiving the first punch

But also yknow in the villain champions au, I keep wondering how they'd all find out that all the other champions are villains too, cause for one, they probably didn't want anyone else to figure out, much more the other champions bc ofc, they have power over their own region, and w their own alliances over the other regions, they might go against them

Like who do you think would cave in first or would slip and tell their secret

I think it's probs Leon, bc unlike Lance who's already a pretty violent person, Leon was known to be really kind and patient, and suddenly they hear news of him being brutal and violent with Rose too, how he got his Charizard to attack Rose himself instead of his Pokémon, so ofc they'd probs start to act sus abt it, especially now since there's talk of him being a tyrant

Maybe confronting him abt it, and he's there ready to defend himself, until one of them says that he did the right thing. And to him ofc he was shocked, that wasn't the reaction he anticipated from the champions, then maybe they all start to tell each other what they've been actually up to

Idt Cynthia would tell them abt her deal w Giratina, until that moment alone w Diantha, like let's say this was the first meeting Cynthia had w the other Champions w Giratina, so yeah hahah

And I wanna say that this was set maybe,, before?? Iris was champion?? Or maybe Iris wasn't present in that meeting. And hey yknow, since Iris was the youngest champion during that time, the other champions promised themselves that they'd protect Iris too, whatever means necessary, doesn't matter if blood will be shed, they know how much shit Iris gets bc of her age or bc of her personality in general, and the other champions didn't like it.

After all, she's a Champion, she's above those pathetic trainers that talk shit abt her, and they're gonna teach her just how to be a true Champion.

And once Hau joins em, well, they're sure Iris will teach him how to be a Champion too

[lokh]

me popping a huge ass pimple: hm! shouldnt have done that *immediately pops another one*

[shadyhouse]

i am not doing well rn

[piplupod]

if my family makes fun of me for not liking seeing scary things or being mentally ill and my brother is oblivious for reasons, and he wants to show me an analogue horror video (which I do rly enjoy bc theyre v cool but unfortunately it does send me into paranoia episodes incredibly easily), how the fuck do i get out of having to watch that

this is to say that he showed me one yesterday bc it was his birthday celebration and dinner and i just had to sit there completely removed from my body so i didnt take any of it in but that was incredibly difficult to keep up the act of appearing interested or giving proper interaction while i was like not hinged in reality anymore

[snarp]

repair dude: I tell you, girl, that roof must have leaked every time it rained since they first put it in! There were holes in it I could stick my finger through - I'm telling you, some feller just didn't know what he was doing!

[enbyboiwonder]

Went out to inspect the tipped-over tree but then noticed the bunny, so I stayed on the porch and just watched them munch on the grass until the skeeters started to munch on me in earnest.

[godsgifttogrinds]

Moving sucks so fucking much I hate how much shit we have. The capitalistic urge to fill your domicile with crap. I really hope we can find a house to rent that we can stay in until we can afford to buy our own because I'm fed up with moving every 1-2 years and we desperately need the space.

[thebuttsmcgee]

so. um. 👉👈

hi guysies.

Ig I should just say like. Hi

I haven't been posting here as much cause. Idk. Might be depression? I keep thinking its cause I've been so busy, which also wouldn't be not untrue, but these past, like, 3 weeks I think so far? I've had some free time but I haven't cause. I dunno, then again, I haven't been doing too much in general? I gues, besides very mandatory things, hell I've even been lacking in my regular skyrim hours of playing.

That, and as said, I get super melancholic when I remember just how sad and bittersweet it is that t0h is. Actually legit over. The show and experience, that is.

Oh all that and also becuz my headphones broke! Fuck! That's like number 2 in my bare necessities for when I post, do almost anything really! It's seriously been painful this past month going without headphones holy shit. Dude I've been scratching at the bit for some relief for headphones, I NEED music legitimately. Even right now, as I'm typing this on my phone, my music is on low levels.

But yerp. Its been. Rough. Really rough. I really do appreciate yall, everyone of yall. Have a sweet week everyone, ✌️!

[a-very-fond-farewell]

ok the vibe is: I’m just a silly little guy in a dreadful little world. time to go back to my roots (*eats croutons straight from the bag*)

[yellingatmountains]

So we have neighbors excited for the fourth or whatever. Some in normal ways, some in deep throat culty ways, and some who just keep shooting off fireworks.

Increasingly

Louder and with more bang

Car alarms have gone off multiple times from the shock

The houses have rattled

And today my mother got to find out the hard way that my public education active shooter drill shit I learned in school-

(for an example of how traumatizing that was that I barely remember it please see this post about how my high school handled Every 15 Minutes)

Basically

-a firework goes off that sounds like the loudest screaming dying animal I’ve ever heard

-my mother and I look up at the same time from where we were working in the garden

-I see a flash and the biggest bang and suddenly I nearly throw my mother to the ground and try to drag her behind shelter at the same time

-which mostly results in me grabbing her by the face and hug/strangle/drag her behind the pomegranate tree

-by which point my father runs outside because he thought someone just got killed

-and the house shakes and the bird feeder falls and breaks

-and then the car alarms go off for the second day in a row

Needless to say I am stressed and fuck fourth of july and dumbasses needs to make things go boom in the summer in an area where we are usually in heavy drought time

I’m so fucking tired

[gallusrostromegalus]

So the tire-eating potholes in my neighborhood finally killed both my rear tires and I had to get that dealt with, but while they were getting replaced, I put the dogs in puppy daycare and upon picking them up early, the attendant literally sprinted to the front desk, grabbed me by the shoulders and breathlessly exclaimed "YOUNEEDTOCOMESEEWHATYOURDOGSAREDOING"

While she escorted me back to the play yards, she explained that every time they have more than three Corgi, they have to put all the Corgs in a separate play yard because they turn into a little gang and bully the Very Large dogs by playing Cow Herding Simulator 5000 with them, and especially if Herschel is there, because corgis are bossy-pants dogs, and Herschel has the bossiest pants of them all and acts as leader.

Despite being a little Don Corgleone to the short bitch mafia, Hershcel is also a Huge Baby and will apparently cry and cry and try to climb the fence and cry and eat people's shoelaces and cry if he is separated from Charlie during playtime, so this means any time that "Corgi Party" is happening, Charlie also has to go to Corgi party, despite being full-height, running cat software and a senior citizen. he copes with being Gulliver amongst the Liliputians by climbing onto the roof of the playskool castle they have for a climbing structure in the yard, kicking the ladder down behind him, and stretching out to nap in the sun while the corgi frolic and gambol around him.

Corgi are dogs that make up and play games with secret rules, like kindergartners. "Everyone bark in sync" is a popular game, as is "follow the leader" and it's companion game "March in a circle around a tall structure like ants caught in a death loop".

So what I was greeted with, when the attendant and I snuck out to the play yard, was the sight of Charlie, sound asleep and flat on his back with his paws crossed over his chest because sighthounds sleep in the stupidest fucking positions, on top of a faux-medieval castle with gargoyles on the corners, surrounded by approximately seven Corgi, all trotting in a circle around him, barking in sync.

"They look like they're preforming some kind of ritual!" giggled the attendant as attempted to get my phone to focus.

"Yeah, they're gonna summon Corgtulhu." I said.

Unfortunately, this made the attendant literally fall on her ass laughing, and distracted Herschel and his compatriots, so they didn't get to complete the summons, and I didn't get the pic.

The attendant kept laughing because apparently she's new to puns, and had mostly gotten it under control by the time we got everyone's leashes on and back out to the front.

The manager was watching the front desk, bemused. Did you get to see them doing the ritual?"

"YEAH!" shrieks the attendant, still excitable with merriment. "THEY'RE- THEY WERE-" The attendant ends up giggling on the floor.

"You okay there Katie?" asked the manager with minimal concern.

"We think they were trying to summon Corgthulhu." I eplain, and Katie screams from the floor. "Wasn't gonna work though, you need a virgin sacrifice and Charlie had an STD when we got him."

It was the manager's turn to shriek. and for Charlie and Herschel to start barking in solidarity.

"That's right Charlie! Your sluttiness saved the world!" I told him, as he jumped up and kicked me in the face.

Anyway, that's why Charlie's nickname at daycare is now "Superman(whore)"

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[lanseax]

starting to think my friend is a lil toxic…