#not phunny at all

[x-heesy]

Besteht diese Plattform eigentlich nur mehr aus Widerlichkeiten: von Hard Core Porno Accounts -spam und leeren namenlosen Accounts & Geldgier Crew ?

Eure Software ist so fehlerhaft, wie euer „support“

Den Kampf gegen Porno und spam habt Ihr sowas von verloren

Ich bin seit 2011 hier ein treuer User: und es geht nur mehr bergab, mehr als je vorstellbar: stümperhaft & unprofessional as phuck!!!!

Ihr solltet ernsthaft eure Prioritäten Liste überdenken , denn das ist alles sehr sehr lächerlich.... ohne dabei je witzig zu sein...

Ich habe Jahre in mein Baby, (blog) investiert: ist das euer Ernst?

P.s. mein Account ist nach wie vor buggy 🐜

Danke für nichts

Does this platform actually only consist of disgusts: from hard core porn accounts - spam and empty nameless accounts & greed for money crew?

Your software is as faulty as your "support"

You've lost the fight against porn and spam

I've been a loyal user here since 2011: and it's only going downhill, more than ever imaginable: clumsy & unprofessional as phuck!!!!

You should seriously reconsider your priority list because this is all very, very ridiculous... without ever being funny about it...

I've invested years in my baby, (blog): are you serious?

p.s. my account is still buggy 🐜

thanks for nothing

¿Esta plataforma en realidad solo consiste en disgustos: de cuentas pornográficas duras: spam y cuentas vacías sin nombre y codicia por el equipo de dinero?

Su software es tan defectuoso como su "soporte"

Has perdido la batalla contra la pornografía y el spam.

He sido un usuario leal aquí desde 2011: y solo va cuesta abajo, más de lo que nunca se pueda imaginar: ¡torpe y poco profesional como phuck!

Deberías reconsiderar seriamente tu lista de prioridades porque todo esto es muy, muy ridículo... sin ser gracioso al respecto...

He invertido años en mi bebé, (blog): ¿hablas en serio?

PD. mi cuenta todavía tiene errores 🐜

gracias por nada

Questa piattaforma in realtà consiste solo di disgusti: da account porno hard core - spam e account vuoti senza nome e avidità di denaro?

Il tuo software è difettoso quanto il tuo "supporto"

Hai perso la battaglia contro il porno e lo spam

Sono un utente fedele qui dal 2011: e sta solo andando in discesa, più che mai immaginabile: goffo e poco professionale come Phuck!!!!

Dovresti seriamente riconsiderare la tua lista di priorità perché è tutto molto, molto ridicolo... senza mai essere divertente...

Ho investito anni nel mio bambino, (blog): dici sul serio?

p.s. il mio account è ancora buggato 🐜

grazie per niente

Cette plate-forme consiste-t-elle en fait uniquement en dégoûts : des comptes pornographiques purs et durs - des spams et des comptes vides sans nom et une équipe de cupidité pour l'argent ?

Votre logiciel est aussi défectueux que votre "support"

Vous avez perdu le combat contre le porno et le spam

Je suis un utilisateur fidèle ici depuis 2011 : et ça ne fait que se dégrader, plus que jamais imaginable : maladroit et non professionnel comme un putain !!!!

Vous devriez sérieusement reconsidérer votre liste de priorités car tout cela est très, très ridicule... sans jamais en faire rire...

J'ai investi des années dans mon bébé, (blog) : es-tu sérieux ?

p.s. mon compte est toujours bogué 🐜

Merci pour rien

@staff @staffs-secret-blog

Sub-Zer0 by Ho99o9

[alisdairvalentine]

He would like a 20 piece christine please (and raoul in twenty pieces )

[slashere]

why are all of these phunny star trek plushies so ugly (affectionately)

they even have a gorn

[kairiscorner]

can you do prompt #1 on miles?👉👈

OOOOOOO SURE ANON !! omg i fucking love this

(reblogs are greatly appreciated, it helps get my content out there! if you guys like what you see, please reblog it too <:D)

my favorite study buddy — miles morales x reader

miles grumbled into his mic over the video chat and groaned. "my parents are... man, why don't i get to do anything around here?" he complained as you kept snacking as you listened to him gripe about how his parents refused to let him go out since he had to help out with chores that night. you chuckled through a full mouth as you smiled. "y'know, itch phunni," you said through a full mouth as you chewed your food. "i'm grounded right now, i can't go out tonight either." you said in a clearer voice as you swallowed.

miles perked up from his pillow when he heard you say those words. "how do you still have your phone, then...?" he asked you, confused, since he knew your parents were strict; the last time you were grounded, he couldn't call you for a whole month since they took your phone away, he wondered what changed this time. miles lazily raised an eyebrow at you. "you snuck it away from where they keep it, didn't you?" he asked you as you smiled and nodded, chewing away at your snacks and answered him with a full mouth again, "rife." you said as miles chuckled.

"how are your parents not catching you speaking on the phone...?" he asked you curiously. you rolled your eyes with a grin. "well, they're not here, fortunately. they still think my phone's hidden, but they never bother to check if my phone's on silent or not, so... called from my mom's phone and it rung, took and snuck it away before anyone could catch me." you explained promptly as miles nodded in admiration. "sneaky." he said as you agreed with a, "you bet."

you looked back at him on your screen and smiled wider as you hatched a plan in your mind. "hey, what if... we tell your parents we have a huge project—or, just a test maybe—that we have to study for together because... because i'm the only one with legible notes so you have to come over tonight." you offered as miles raised an eyebrow at you. "you're serious? dude, you know how furious my mom can get, i snuck you out of my house so you wouldn't have to face it the last time she blew her steam off at me, i can't lie to her." miles rambled as you pretended to act scared.

"but it's not technically a lie, okay, we do have a big test next week! we just won't be studying tonight." you reasoned as miles ran a hand across the back of his head. "you're a bad influence on me, y'know that?" he remarked as you nodded slowly with a wide smile. "if being a bad influence means that i'm helping you live life outside of those four walls you're trapped in, i'm the worst influence of them all, then." you said with a grin on your face as miles gulped and smiled nervously. "promise you won't rat me out for this as blackmail?" "if you aren't ratting me out, i see no reason to rat you out." you said as miles nodded and got up from his bed, walking over to his door, telling his mom in spanglish that he needed to see you tonight to... study.

what a wonderful study buddy you were, no?

tags !! @k4tsu3 @fiannee @luvstarrstruck @toneystank-3000 @ii01vq @maxoloqy @solecitoszn

[rockshrimp1989]

Craig's middle finger asdfghjkl!!😄👏👏

[lulubeanie]

Apparently kidrobot also has the plushies for sale on their own site (same price)

Kidrobot is the company making them btw

And they also have a bundle where you can buy all 3 together :]

Yellow guy's hair doesn't seem to be styled up in the images there though?? (left is taken from kidrobot's website and the right is from the bigbadtoystore's website)

[raidensharkgun]

Raines version of Max Steel ( from their phunny rewrite/reboot thingy.. )

The suit is basically a mech suit ( which explain why Max is much taller than his civilian form)

dudes got heterochromia

Max is 15 in this rewrite but as his character develops so does his age ( will be 17 at the end of the story)

Steel’s halo (?) can turn into a weapon for the base suit

all ultra links in the rewrite all have halos ( in some way or form)

very very Kamen rider inspired

[cheylouwho]

In case you too want to own a licenced small demon child

[egg-emperor]

my Eggman collection would've grown so much bigger this year if it wasn't for the way almost all the Eggman merch that released this year was US only :') I got the Lego Death Egg Robot this year which is great but that's pretty much it

I have 5 Eggman related items in my basket on eBay, 2 of which come from the US (which is nowhere near all the stuff that released there this year that I wish I could get but tons aren't even available to shipping to this country at all when I look) and the total is fucking £109

probably not ever gonna be get most of these or it'll take a few years and that's if they're all still for sale by then lol. if I were in the US that'd be so much cheaper it's insane, I'd be ordering like crazy and my collection would get huge at a rapid rate

I can't get my two favorites of them at all right now, the Eggman Kidrobot Phunny plush and the Forever Clever Eggman figure because none of them are even offering shipping to the UK whyyyy ahsjfbskfnskfj

[oceanic-recollection]

To All

What’re your favorite games (and why if you want to answer that part)

<TSF> backgammon, and mens erger je niet, are pretty fun! i used to play backgammon, as well as puzzle games, with my administrator, all the time...

<TSF> we used to go into the market, and offer people bills if they won against us. they were practically a master at everything they showed me... i was the one who usually had to pay up~

<TSF> ...for videogames, i, uh, obviously enjoy phighting. and terraria, and...splatoon....i guess...? i know i sort of, have a sort of, ~gamer persona~, but i'll admit, i don't really, play any games...

<BVQT> I greatly enjoy sudoku! And especially the "harder" variations. So far I have found Hyper Sudoku and Jigsaw Sudoku the most amusing so far.

<BVQT> I also find myself enjoying many sports games! Variations of 'football' especially.

<BVQT> Ah. Videogames also count? Well...

<BVQT> I enjoy Minecraft greatly. The slow-burn worldbuilding interests me massively and I appreciate the lengths that they go to enure that the subjects mentioned are interesting for everyone. I wish that the education edition was available on PC! I would love to play mostly unmodded Minecraft with alchemy available to me.

<BVQT> I also enjoy Terraria. The gratuitous gore is a bit of a turn-off at times especially considering the lag it causes. And there are a great deal of aspects that utterly disgust me. But it is incredibly fun otherwise! The lore is intriguing even if it is often decanonized for little to no reason. I do wish that they finished Terraria: Otherworld. Even if it was sort of a Starbound clone wasn't it?

<BVQT> Speaking of! I massively enjoy Starbound! Though sometimes the worlds feel too closed off and the universe itself too open to feel very immersive it is incredibly fun and I like it! I could spend hours upon hours simply building and browsing its many interesting mods! Even the. less appropriate ones have their own charm and interesting quirks! The community is so dedicated to making updates for a long-forgotten game I am honestly impressed.

<BVQT> I also enjoy Don't Starve though I have already mentioned that earlier here. It is fun! If a bit annoying to handle.

<GRP> OOH OHH ME NEXT

<GRP> I LOVE BALL GAME. and JELLYFISHSPEARFISHING!!!!!! ITS FUN!!! AND NOT JUST BC TABBY INVENTED IT but mostly that :} tabbys so good at gaming

<GRP> uhhhh i dont rlly like amny videogames to be honest... sorry i am not a #epic #gamer. I LOVE phighting tho!!! phunny!!!!!! me and tabby always get mvp in itits funnn

<APIS> Man, Phighting IS fun!

<APIS> You guys already know I don't like sports... Puzzle games are really fun! A digital puzzle game I've been getting into lately is Puyo Puyo. It's, like.. okay...

<APIS> I mean, the story's really funny, to be honest. Like, who even thought of this stuff??? I really like Amitie, and Ringo... they're cute. Like Goldy and I!

<WM> I do notte ofte playye videyogaymes.. Splatty is funne.

<UPSILON> I'm the same as my beloved. I just don't really see the appeal... I tried playing some online games, but they're just - why is it that no matter how long I play, everyone else is always fancier than me!? It's absurd-!

<FS> ........

<FS> i play a little of everything, i guess...

<FS> totk is... it's fine. the physics are uncomfortable, and hard to get used to, since everything's so floaty sometimes, but it's silly. i prefer botw's story... but if i had to choose a zelda game i really liked, it'd be triforce heroes, or maybe spirit tracks. all zelda games have... problems.... but they're fun.

<FS> splatoon's also pretty fun. i like th story. wish the translations weren't so terrible... shoutout to the community for fixing them, jeez.

<FS> phighting is pretty fun. i'm planning on trying out banhammer, even if i don't like his character. i can reclaim him.

<FS> starbound's fun... wish you could make yourself have a specific profession, like your crewmembers do. and wish you could bring tailors with you without mods...

<FS> ...i really like baba is you...

<FS> s fun... like baba...

<FS> b

[ebbofcyanwhispers]

can i get a uhhhhh ice dagger from the phunny phighting game stimmy with glitters and crystals :) 👍

im an embarrassment to my clan nonny. here you are, after all these years...

[czolgosz]

Czolgosz Heard From

A Missouri exchange has quite a lengthy letter from Czolgosz. It is from the banks of the Styx, Sheol, and is dated Oct. 29th. Here are the most interesting paragraphs: “I arrived here at 7:22 this—Tuesday—morning, and found them expecting me, and I'm very cozily located in the lower corridor down next to the furnace. “My death was quite a shocking affair (they used 1700 volts, I believe) and my whole nervous system is shattered, but I find my time so taken up with other affairs that I don't mind it much. “Don't you know, this place isn't anything like I expected. They take an active interest, here, in earthly doings and have places provided for all of those who are expected soon. They're looking for a whole raft of anarchists in the near future. They're very anxious to extend the glad hand to Soboski, Count Levitski and Emma Goldman. They want them all very much and they want Herr Most. Pardon the pun, as I don't pheel a bit phunny. “Really, I must close as I am almost prostrated with the heat. It's nearly as bad as it was in Missouri last August, but I dare say I shall get used to it in time, as I notice that it doesn't seem to bother Bob Ingersoll. 

“Warmly yours, “Leon Czolgosz.”

i haven’t posted about leon czolgosz in a while but idk what to say about him so just take this newspaper article screenshot

[chaosphil]

okay im watching it

WHO IS THIS! :)

awww fuck i love them so much (and hate them because i have to get ready for work and cant rewatch this all day)

dan looks so tan

he didnt want the natural?? omfg well I am glad we got it and rip silver hopefully youll be back someday

phannies are phunny

gender journey

“this is just phil” help me!

the eyebrow raise zoom scares me i feel like we keep being threatened

twinkies

so many tumblr posts in this “react to twitter” video <3

oh wow wooowww

just stop looking at each other

“friendship ended with dan excuse you”

that okay that face im going to fist fight dan

did phil dye his eyebrows

stop this is too good

oh god

phil when dan said hes jusy meant to be appreciated im physically unwell i need to fucking fight them help

amazing <3

[cultfaction]

Preview- Official Kidrobot Wednesday Addams Phunny Plush

The officially licensed Wednesday Addams plush sits at 7.5inch. The plush toy features Wednesday Addams in her signature black dress with a white collar and cuffs. She also has her trademark long braids tied with black ribbons. High Quality Plush. Kidrobot Official Licensed product tested to all required European and UK standards, including EN71. This official Kidrobot Wednesday plush is the…

[writer59january13]

I am ill eke quipped to dusk hoover dawn ting task of badinage

Indentured gumption forsaken

courtesy each pulled wisdom-tooth this hug gust aspiring writer..., albeit youth

fool looking imp posse Hubble wordsmith, (i.e. the babbling dad) coon sitters hyperbole

nsync as acceptable literary playfulness, no matter figurative persiflage bespeaks, expresses, invokes, jimmy's... simultaneously stretching limits credulity

(think courtesy metaphorical crowbar)

teases out apropos exaggeration

after quaffing vermilion vintage vermouth

without shadow of doubt signifying untruth

merely relishes using me pickled brine

as a practiced po' wit,

whereby this logophile

doth das scribe today June sixth, tooth

house sand and twenty three, hoop fully

hits pun hushing metaphorical home runs,

yours truly figurative

slugger and word sleuth

rivaling those four baggers fielded by legendary Babe Ruth

lemme know if literary endeavor (even juiced by ghost of chance) forsooth

pretty please notice ingratiation

linkedin with mine being couth

prominently tickles one and/or booth phunny bone of bunny rabbit.

Funny bones belonging to thee

generic garden variety bot dear reader rabbit carrot

teen loony toon Bugs Bunny (asking what's up doc)

impersonator 'course I would unroll welcome mat (a two seater)

roomy for outsize trumpeting despot

Scottish tartan and Harris tweed

(cuz I'm boss), oh... I almost forgot

dons hat as coordinator three ring circuits, who runs hot and cold compliments to thee named Ingrid,

I proffer a family heirloom ingot (worth about the same as fine spun gold)

courtesy schizoid personality disorder,

when juiced mere unicellular, speck, jot...

nine month parasite huddled in utero

with umbilical cord tied into Gordian knot

assimilating, gestating, maturing,

signaling mine trademark bon mot,

which aforementioned gobbledygook

devoid of sense and sensibility or riveting plot poetic translation essentially means diddly-squat thus tis probably high time,

I mount my Clydesdale steed and happily trot back to the house at Pooh's corner.

All Joe King aside, I embarked as independent contractor

for United States Space Force as 007 secret double agent to craft senseless poem

with humorous figurative bent

elbow quite aware acronym

designating heaven cent ear, nose and throat specialist may not necessarily wax poetic, thus scud daddy ling dude, (nevertheless quite decent)

wrought literary dud versus

concocting Earth shaking event

versatility exemplifying fragment

infinitesimal ability owned by modest gent

with honest to goodness intent and no self approbation, emasculation,

indignation, obfuscation, meant against one singular heir a parent whose fortune on credit card bills

and automobile loan he spent, thus futile to beseech thee dear reader

for legal tender, filthy lucre,

greenbacks, et cetera cuz

series of unfortunate events

one charity case if appreciates reading thru plaintive feeble vent.

After the above written

rhyme without reason poetic yawping,

I took much needed reprieve NOT

to exhaust mine laudatory wellspring

subsequently all he wrote comprises something

inane, and without sophisticated substance essentially absolute zero nothing

nutritious for cerebral cortex to feast upon material hampering

intellectual succor zilch otherwise outcome ranked as low achieving.

[monstermaster13]

Corey and Oats in…

Honor Among Microbes: A D&D adventure.

Corey and Oats loved going on adventures together and exploring and making new friends, one new friend Corey spotted at Glenfield and wanted to meet was the Phunny Beholder plush because the Beholder looked a lot like him only with one eye and tentacles with lots of eyes sticking out of its back, he decided it would be fun to meet him and on this very day they did just that…after Mel made them a morning tea snack and a sandwich for lunch they all got in the van and got ready, heading to Glenfield.

Upon arriving at Glenfield they went on the escalator, Mel was no longer afraid of them and she took Corey and Oats with her and Oats trotted alongside her, looking glamorous as he did so. They made their way to EB Games on the top level of the mall and entered, they walked into the Dungeons and Dragons section and they saw the roleplaying guidebooks and the figures including characters from the animated show that was on Fox Kids and also from the new movie…’Ooh look, I see Michelle Rodriguez.’ ‘Yeah, I see her too..and there’s Chris Pine.’ ‘I see Hugh Grant too.’

That’s where they saw the beholder…the beholder could easily be mistaken for Corey with his round shape, except of course he was pink like Alcina was, and he had a round eye in the middle of his head and two cute fangs sticking out of his mouth. ‘Behold, it is…the Beholder.’ ‘Hello Mr Beholder, what is your name?’ ‘I am Aiyido, I have been stuck in a dungeon for so long and it has been very lonely and I am here to ask…will you take me home?’

“Sure.”

“Mommy…can we adopt him?”

“We sure can.”

Mel paid for him at the counter and he joined our two heroes on their little walk through the mall, and after their mall visit they picked up Zara and had a nice time together, Jeemo came an hour later and they all sang together and played and had a good time. Before-hand they had crackers for afternoon tea which was delicious.

But that was just one half of their adventure as they decided to go on another adventure, they had homemade burgers for dinner and after dinner they had a karaoke session but after that they decided to go on a d&d inspired fantasy adventure. Corey and Oats ran into the bedroom with Mel and looked in the bedbox, they found a mystical item that resembled a 12 sided dice and they rolled it, which opened up a portal to what appeared to be a fantasy world styled after their very own home.

Mel looked at herself as she saw she had become a warrior princess type character, she had gained quite a bit of musculature on her arms and on the rest of her as well. Oats had become a fairy princess horse with a variety of spells, and Corey had become a friendly beholder just like his new friend. The duo looked around with Mel as they saw Zara who was depicted as a humanoid lion-like princess, Nieve who was depicted as a humanoid equine princess, Mariah who was depicted as an ent, and some of their microbial friends.

“Are you the heroes we’ve been searching for?”

“Sure but what do you mean by that?”

‘The dark queen Carmelica has been sending her evil armies after anyone who doesn’t obey her commands. You must stop the evil armies from harming the people of this world.’ ‘We can do that.’

The duo and Mel headed through the streets which were infested with undead beings who served as Carmelica’s servants, the undead beings attempted to get at Corey and Oats but Corey used his eye beams to zap them. ‘Aiyido, you have some amazing powers.’ ‘I know, come on, let’s do this.’

Corey fought off a group of them before fighting off the shadow beasts, they traversed through the streets of Milford as they encountered numerous minions of the dark queens, that’s where Mel saw a koala warrior wearing red overalls and a hooded cloak, he was using an invention of his to fight off a horde. ‘Look Mel, a fellow koala-person, like you.’

The koala warrior put his weapon down and greeted Mel, introducing himself as ‘Prince Blinky’ a Marsupian rogue and the brother of Princess Nutsy, he showed the duo around and showed them all the monsters he had encountered. He explained that Queen Carmelica had sent her goblin-like henchmen to capture her because Carmelica wanted to raise Nutsy to become like her. ‘I can’t let that happen, what do you say guys, can I join ya?’ ‘Sure.’

Our heroes travelled through Milford mall, encountering various monsters and fighting them off…meanwhile the repulsive King Tepum was sitting on his throne, with a bulbous nose, sharp teeth, long ragged black hair and a mottled complexion, he was repulsive and horrifying and he was hyperfixated on making Dan Aykroyd his and his alone but Aykroyd would never love someone as repulsive as him.

Nobody loved Teppum except for his servants and even then he abused them and hated them. ‘How is that I can never have Dan but that freak Nathan always does? How is it I can’t have him but Nathan can not only have him but also fetishizes him and his dead best friend?’ ‘It’s not fetishization, sir…Dan and Nathan share the same power, he is an heir to the Aykroyd knighthood.’

This infuriated him, making him wave his arms up in the air….’It’s not my fault I was made like this, I used to be loved by everyone.’ ‘Well loved and feared.’ ‘DON’T correct me.’ He had been cursed to be grotesque and ugly by a sorceress due to his arrogance and attitude and he was told he would be stuck in that form forever. Nobody loved him, except his servants and even then as mentioned he was abusive, possessive and controlling, viewing them as possessions and not as real people with feelings.

Corey and Oats and Mel and Prince Blinky made their way to his fortress and fought off his army of ugly clones which looked like deformed versions of Ed Grimley, Aiyido the Beholder zapped some of the Childcatcher-like demons with his eye beams. And then they used some magic to unbrainwash some of his servants. ‘Good work team, yeah.’

The covid microbe explored the dungeon and as he did he found Nathan in there. ‘Nathan…you poor thing, what happened?’ ‘Tepum hates me for becoming the true heir to the Aykroydian throne and ever since I got knighted he has had it in for me.’

The duo rescued Nathan and defeated Tepum’s army before barging into Tepum’s chamber and taking him down with a combination of magic attacks, in addition to this they rescued Martin Short who had been captured by the evil king and they escaped the chamber and escaped his fortress before making their way across the street and over to Queen Carmelica’s evil lair. Upon reaching her lair, they did battle with all sorts of demons and monsters including Carmelica’s ‘Vegetable-People’ minions.

After defeating Carmelica’s minions, they solved some riddles and reached where Princess Nutsy was, Prince Blinky looked over at her and broke her free before hugging her, Corey and Aiyido used a special spell to undo what the evil queen had done to her before using their powers to reason with Carmelica.

Carmelica realized that what she had done was a mistake and she undid her evil magic, turning her servants back to normal. ‘Now, do you promise not to control people with your magic ever again?’ ‘Yes, I do. Thank you Corey, thank you Oats.’ The duo hugged the queen as she found herself becoming beautiful.

The former dark queen had realized that trying to control others via her magic was a bad idea and she apologized, hugging the duo..’I missed you, Blinky.’ Princess Nutsy confessed. ‘I am glad you are safe, now let’s go home.’ ‘Speaking of going home, I think we should head out.’

“Yeah, let’s go home.”

The koala-like prince and princess hugged each-other as Corey, Oats, Mel and Aiyido joined in the hug. After they hugged they used the magic item from before to use a magic spell to teleport them back to Nile Road, but not before saying goodbye to their new friends.

When they went back to Nile Road they emailed Jill about their adventure and of their fantasy adventure too and about their friend the beholder, they had a karaoke contest and after their karaoke contest was over they went to the bedroom and relaxed. A couple of hours later they brushed their teeth and got ready for bed.

Corey put on his bat pajamas as Oats put on a glamorous pink nightdress and matching slippersocks as Aiyido put on his little night-shirt with a dice design on it, Corey picked out Sam Sars and Aiyido to be his bed buddies and they all snuggled up and had sweet dreams.

When they drifted off to sleep the pegasus bed took them on a fantasy adventure where they encountered many monsters from the D&D universe.