heh you’re coming home with me
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What do the bad gays think of the stars? (Also, IN BAD(LYDRAWN)SANSES WE TRUST)
Killer: they're pretty annoying… biting into apples in front of Dream is kinda funny though :), and stealing Ink's vials is even funnier!
Killer's shirt: NO BITCHES?
Horror: heh heh heh…
Horror: well, they're okay. they liked me when i was shorter though (heh)
Dust: …Swap's yelling gives me headaches , and Dream is a fucking eyesore . Ink is too violent and puts too much strength into his attacks.
Dust: (he's probably going to end up killing one of us some day)
Cross: Dream, I understand. Wanting to- help people, that is. Blue, whatever, probably got pulled in by the lure of fame and helping people. Ink…
Cross: . . .
Cross: What a giant fucking idiot you'd have to be to see good in such a horrible fucking person, huh?
Cross's book: 101 pranks (and how to pull them off without getting caught)
Nightmare: My brother is a very complex subject to talk about, but I can say with confidence that Ink is a reckless idiot and Swap Sans will not last in the environment and conditions he is in with the Stars.
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A job is a type of labyrinth
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i just think wayne and steve need to listen to bruce springsteen early in the morning as they ride in waynes battered truck to a fishing spot and eddie waved goodbye sleepily before going and zoinking back out on the couch and steve goes to cut something and oh so casually whips out his new (to him) pocket knife and trims a lure and wayne just claps him on the shoulder and they exist in the early autumn morning, crisp air on their cheeks as the sun finally breaks above the trees, the predawn light blooming into a brilliant day
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With how often his portals screwed up in the beginning, there’s absolutely no way Leo didn’t end up in multiple scenarios where he was trapped in random places chasing after his odachi as it gets separated from him, causing him to have to chase after it as it somehow evades his grasp in increasingly comedic yet unlucky ways.
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So who remembers this doodle and the post it went with
Because these tags and the resulting chats gave me ideas (thanks @jtl-fics 😌)
So now as I frantically sort through my Evernote notebook, trying to find something I might be able to post; I remember I did write this, actually. So have another snippet, because I miss you guys
Find the royal au masterpost here 💕
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Me: Finally home! Now I can draw >:)
My body, on the verge of collapse: Or you could take a nap
Me, crawling into bed: Or I could take a n
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