#now they're doubting

[megamindsupremacy]

I reread my baby obi-wan fic last night and now im having feelings again

[technically-human]

Agent Stone isn't acting like himself!

[yoosung-ah]

Another Story x Tumblr — Saeran edition

[sereneabyyss]

I see so many things where like SY is the sweet innocent one who shows SJ how to love and be loved and fixes him blah blah blah. But oh come on now, this is Peerless Cucumber we're talking about. Number one hater extraordinaire. He is so bitchy. He would not fix SJ if anything he would make him worse.

I need more content that's just SY and SJ standing with their twin fans unfolded, viciously tearing their opponents (the other peak lords) apart with their barbed insults. I need them casting vicious mockery within every battle, whether it be against demon, peak lord, or random civilian who just happened to spill tea on them.

[essektheylyss]

I do find the uptick in folks who got upset that some of us felt like there wasn't enough follow-through on narrative consequences suddenly turning around wanting the Hells to be hunted by Vasselheim very funny, because I'm just like... so what I'm hearing is that you want your faves to be on the run from religious leaders because the choices they made had such massive ramifications and so aggressively spurned that religion it demanded exile if not outright execution, because it makes for a more interesting story with more interesting characters.

I understand the canary in the role mine now: you're jealous of me. You want what the Essek stans have.

[gaminegay]

They're the meme of beautiful brown doe eyes and blue stare into your soul

[charlottcharles]

heather do three more seconds of research and tell me you think you could convince frank castle to talk to 1. a therapist 2. about his psyche as a vigilante 3. for a pop psychology book

[crossbackpoke-check]

blessed be (lorscher bienensegen) | telling the bees (wiþ ymbe)

"Bees" [remixed, abridged], Claudia Emerson // "Letter to Someone Living Fifty Years from Now" [remixed. abridged], Matthew Olzmann // "Letter to my Great, Great Grandchild" [remixed, abridged], J.P. Grasser | Len Redkole, Nina Weiss, Brian Babineau, Christian Peterson, Mitchell Leff, Dave Isaac, Megan DeRuchie

[big-tiddy-goth-ghoulfriend]

I cannot fucking BELIEVE Julia was right

[pasdetrois]

also re: the earlier deleted lines post, i'm also thinking about this more heavily emphasized spiritual thread in the original script..

[nachobsns]

anyway i have to give a presentation for my ap gov final tomorrow which originally was just going to be about the effect of conspiracy theories on political activity (think qanon, jan 6 etc) but i ended up putting it off until tonight, predictable because i'm 17 with roblox on my phone and haven't taken my adhd meds for a long time, but it means i have much more liberty to change the premise last-minute and considering the horrifying news out of colorado today i think i am going to adapt it to cover the overlap of conspiracy theories with antisemitism and the pipeline to like. radical extremism. it probably won't go over especially well with my classmates because Room Full Of Sheltered White Upper Middle Class Teenagers From An Overwhelmingly Liberal Small Town Has Exactly The Opinions On Israel/Palestine That You Might Expect, but the teacher at least worked in israel for several years as a part of her thesis so i know worst comes to worst she will back me up and also? we are literally 5 days from the end of the year i'm scared but so is like every jewish person in the world right now so i am choosing not to give a shit about what my classmates think. wish me luck

[lynxgriffin]

... this is your fault ...

So, does ER!Kris bite his nails? if he does, do they taste like apples does this cause any problems? Does anyone else nibble on Kris for the taste, and not because they are hungry? Has anyone else tried to nibble on Kris?

(Again: they/them please!)

While it seems likely that they might develop some nervous habits after being in the Dark World for awhile, it probably isn't biting their nails, since they've usually got those gauntlets on. And even if they did, they probably couldn't tell.

Considering getting nibbles from the Eldritch beasts still might lose them an arm or leg, Kris would probably be making liberal use of the "stop" command if any of them tried. That said, they might still get pestered this way...

But at least this way, the only thing lost is their dignity.

[kimquatz]

is it me or did tumblr start crunching images real hard recently

[taraxippos]

I logged back in to tumblr just to see ur thoughts on the Oblivion remake that's probably being revealed tomorrow. May I point out they're still using the imperial city guard as their stand-in for the self insert main character and idk that tickles me Youtube link /watch?v=Ed_E2crglcw

So I've been pretty out of the fucking loop and not on my dashboard much, so this ask plus the series of searches I just did to confirm it is the first I've heard that bethesda is almost definitely doing a fucking OBLIVION REMAKE LMAO.

There is still a part of me that's like 'ouugghhhh it might actually be really cool to see Oblivion made with better graphics and a more fleshed out world, even just visually.... perhaps they will even.... do some rewriting??!!?'. But I will be extremely shocked if Bethesda has gone an extra mile to improve the quest/story content, and genuinely the potato faces and stilted voice acting and 50% of the characters being voiced by Wes Johnson are SO fundamental to Oblivion's tone and experience it will probably feel like an entirely different game even if they keep all the quests and dialogue 1:1, and probably not for the better. Like Oblivion's quest writing Does have some legitimate high notes (mostly Shivering Isles and the first half of the DBH, and some standalones) but I think it gets wayyyyy too much credit for having good quests. While playing it you (maybe) let a lot of stuff go because the visuals and voice acting just put you into this dreamlike clown universe where it's like, yeah, I guess that can happen (and the tone itself really Is intentionally silly at times).

Like what's it going to be like to get to the end of a really feeble and badly written mages guild questline where you're finally confronting MANNIMARCO KING OF WORMS, WHO MANTLED THE NECROMANCERS MOON and etc and he DOESN'T fucking look like this

The questline probably won't be any better (unless they're actually rewriting shit, and even then probably won't be any better) AND you're denied the sight of its allegedly powerful and intimidating antagonist standing barefoot in a cave in a hot topic bathrobe. This will be my 9/11.

[nenoname]

The Pirate AU sounds hilarious and heartbreaking. I'm getting an inkling I'd want to strangle both Ford and Stanley at times. Poor older twins. Poor Soos. Poor younger twins.

And I had a nap daydream that Ford, once he accepts that this is Stanley, will try to avoid him. ('Try' the keyword.) Because he's still trapped in the idea of, Ford Is A Tragedy, and the situation seems to affirm his belief. He swore to take care of him, but what good is that when a) his brother doesn't need taking care of, b) he wants nothing to do with Ford, and c) Stanley's happy without his memories?

Why should he force his presence onto him, when it made Stanley miserable for so long?

Soos gets along well with him, but that's because it's Soos. Soos is a good person. He's able to tell him about Mabel and Dipper without dragging up painful memories. (Or so Ford thinks.)

Stanley is confused and angry, meanwhile, that the sadsack's stopped trying to fight him. He's a good fighter who can actually keep up with Stanley! Now he's- Hey, why are you running away?!

Something else happened in the dream, but that was more vague. I think Ford saved him, but pretended he didn't? (Maybe so Stanley doesn't feel like he owes him?) And they also fought back to back against other space pirates???

Plus some snippet where Ford snaps at him why he changed his mind, because he yelled at Ford to leave him alone before. Several times.

eep i'm happy you enjoyed the au enough to dream about it! (chefs kiss to your subconscious cos this is great👌)

when he realises the truth ford is torn between wanting to drag stan back to the mystery shack (even though he knows that it'd be like kidnapping a total stranger) for the kids' sake, and wanting to leave him alone after seeing stan being so genuinely at ease with himself without ford in his life and without his memories

soos meanwhile is torn between wanting to stay with stan as part of his crew (he will gain back that right hand man/first mate position at all costs, he's looking at you mysterious seven eyed lady who keeps sneaking away when ford is around!!!!!) and wanting to return to the mystery shack because it's something so important to both him and the stan that he knew.....

(meanwhile the towns in the area who heard that these two were altruistic heroes are going ????????? as the duo are just sitting at the bar glumly drinking apple cider as the monster pirate crew are next door robbing all the stores in the port)

while at first captain (not actually) six fingers thought of his weird duplicate as a nuisance and/or one of the cops the henchmaniacs were so terrified of, he grew to love their duels as if it was some sort of game, as if they were just a bunch of kids playing with driftwood they found on the shore

so when his sadsack double + gumdrop sidekick stops trying to kick his ass and completely drops his demands of being let into the cracks in reality, stan starts to become.... bored. sure he has his crew, sure there's still a bunch of places to steal from and the occasional time cop to fend off but now he feels like he's missing something once again and for the first time he wants to know who he was, even if his subconscious is telling him he will never be this carefree again

also stan at his core is a softy and does want people to be happy....

(he's also coping with subconsciously missing his mystery shack family by being even more bossy with the henchmaniacs when he's in a lonely mood and making them do even more chores or dragging them off to go fishing for crew camaraderie day-- "like what the hell??? bill never made us do chores????? or go fishing???? and six fingers doesn't let us kill humans what a buzzkill!!! ........still like six fingers better as a boss though.")

on a lighter note, one of the fights that helped ford and soos realise who the captain was was when stan was feeling particularly annoyed and instinctively went "urghhhhh you again? broom" and soos automatically handed him one before any of the other henchmaniacs could do it

ford is so shocked by this minor betrayal from his sorta-nephew that he doesn't react in time to dodge the captain smacking him in the face with the broom

[sapphosweirdkid]

Help am I the only one with awful Byler doubt rn