Missed opportunities for AGSZ +C and Turks
Some are sad. Some are good…and some just are.
Tseng: Missed the opportunity to respond to Rufus' "I'm leaving" with "like father like son" because he didn't want to be fired.
Angeal: Missed the opportunity to be there with his father when he passed away. He had already been deployed to Wutai and never got to properly say his goodbye. He regrets it to this day.
Zack: Missed the opportunity to eat the most delicious, mouth watering, once-in-a-lifetime, borderline unholy cheeseburger. He unwrapped it as he was walking into the break room, tripped, then watched (in slow motion and hearing "Ave Maria" in his head) as his cheeseburger splattered all over the floor, and was promptly swept up by Angeal's broom because he was tidying up the place. At least 15 SOLDIERs ran into the break room because they thought Zack's screams was him being tortured.
Reno: Missed the opportunity to stick his leg out when Genesis was walking by and trip him, but was caught off guard by the tears in his eyes. He figured the dude was already having a bad day. He also missed the opportunity to trip Sephiroth as he was walking by with a giant bowl of Udon. It would've been funny to see him trip and fall with all the ramen, but Reno was caught off guard by the way he slurped up the entire bowl in one go.
Cloud: Missed the opportunity to, when helping Angeal throw out a dead plant, say "this plant is so dead, Sephiroth could call it mother" because Sephiroth was in the room and he values his life.
Rude: Missed the opportunity to take Sephiroth's 10,000 gil offer to shave Rufus' head.
Sephiroth: Missed the opportunity to ask Hojo, who he found drunk and delirious one night and stupidly tried to help, what "Get out Lucy" meant. Hojo denies that this event ever happened and insists that he would "never drink that rubbish."
Genesis: (post-canon) Missed the opportunity to tell Sephiroth and Angeal how much he cared about them, how much they meant to him, and that he loved them. He also missed the opportunity to apologize to Zack and have any sort of relationship with him. It's too late now. All of his regrets are ghosts.
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The Turks, sephiroth and Cloud gonna go watch the barbie movie
Rufus' treat cuz everyones depressed
edit: somehow i forgot to slap the damn picture in
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Elena: Things people look good in regardless of gender: suits, lacy lingerie…
Tseng: Eyeliner.
Reno: Ball gowns.
Rude: Battle armour.
Shotgun: The blood of your enemies.
Cissnei: Flannel shirts with the sleeves rolled up.
Veld: Glasses.
Elena: That went from zero to a hundred to zero, real fucking quick.
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I have no explanation for this other than I just wanted to draw Rude and Sephiroth interacting :’D
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Reno and Genesis being frenemies is now my favorite hc. Thank
They'd make a perfect duo lol. Reno respects Genesis because he doesn't take any BS and is the only known person to have ever beat Sephiroth in a fight, while Genesis takes a liking for anything pretty, red and with enough bite to keep him on his toes. So they develop this way of interacting: insult each other until someone break character. The loser owes the winner a drink.
*Genesis and Reno bump into each other in the materia storeroom*
Genesis: Does your mother know you wear your shirt open like that to attract men?
Reno: Does your mother know you are one of those men?
Genesis: As if I'd have you bed me.
Reno: Yeah, life fucks you over enough as it is.
Genesis: Boo-hoo. Is someone upset they can't have me? Many people cry over it. If you do, I'll lend you my handkerchief.
Reno: No thanks. I wouldn't want something with your DNA all over it.
Genesis: Jokes on you. The only type of DNA on my handkerchief are my tears from this morning.
Reno: Aw, shit man are you okay?
Genesis: Not really.
Reno: well I lost. Might as well talk about it over that drink.
Genesis: Thanks.
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