#npcs ohh npcs

[ercsir]

Because I like the lore book Our Story so much I decided to draw the character Alpha guys I just love the Kingdom of Null and the Keepers man

Kind proud of the design especially the cape because the obvious reference to the other founders, fast messy cape design under cut

[bearlytolerant]

Question time: do any npcs flirt with your pawn? If so, how does your pawn react? How does your arisen react?

[oceancamp]

kcd fixation got me biking in below zero temp cause i named my bike (which ive had without naming it for like a decade now) Henryk and it makes me sad to leave him at home

[aromanticasterisms]

khaenri'ah focused patch ohhh my god

[mekatrio]

poptropica is being shut down

[factual-fantasy]

30 Asks! Thank you! :)) 🐮

I was able to replace my tablet chord and download a brand new/fresh FireAlpaca file and so far things seem to be all better. But if my problems come back then I will be drawing in traditional yes <XDD

Also thank you so much!! :DDD

Bella my NPC cat? :0 She would accept the pats :))

@artistiemi

Awwwwwww 🥹🥹 This drawing is so cute and soft 😭😭💞💞💞 Thank you! :)))

@chickenmilk120 (Referencing this post)

Yeah 😔😔 hoping they change it someday soon 🙏🙏🙏

(Link in question)

Oh yeah! Its right here :)

@sc3n3mo-t3to

XDDD Thank you!! :))))

@candyglumboy (Sent after this post)

Not a crush, he's in love! :0 And so is Pomni but neither of them really realize that/understand it and thus aren't really doing anything about it <XD

@rockandtoon

SOBBBSSS THANOYIYUUU SO MCUCHYHH 😭😭💞💞💞

@fandomcenteral

Aw! Cute kitty!! :DD

And thank you, currently I feel not the best 💀 but hopefully this next doctors appointment will give me some answers <:))

@kwaziis-eyepatch-real

Thank you! :) But also sorry, no.. I wouldn't be comfortable with my art being used as pfps <:(

Ehhh,, I wouldn't <:( That probably wouldn't sit well with me..

Thank you very much for checking first though! Not everyone does <:)))

WAHAGG THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! :DD Sucks that you found me offsite but glad you're here none the less! :)

And don't worry, you'll find stuff for Kinger XDDD

@captain-skyler1987

Hello! And are those guys from Dandy's world.? XD

I don't like what you're implying by turning Jangles into a werewolf and then putting chocolate on the table <XDDD

@natewithcake (Post in question)

AAAAA THANK YOU!! :DDDD

MEEHEHEEEEHEHEEEEEEEEE🎶

@bellanova137

Maybe they'll come out and make it official someday! :0 But for now having them be in love and trying to hide it from each other is fun to draw and mess with XDD

I feel like having a wolf centaur body would mostly just be incontinent and very uncomfortable.😅

Typically, wolves display crepuscular behavior, meaning they prefer times of low light and are most active around twilight, dawn, and dusk. Imagine how that would clash with your human body which is supposed to sleep at night and stay awake all day..

You'd have to change your diet to give both your human AND wolf half the nutrients they need. It would be MUCH harder to clean yourself and wipe your own bum. You'd have to pay loads for pet shampoo and grooming products PLUS the human ones you already use.. You'd spend hours trying to groom your fur and not damage your wolf skin when you try to clean your human skin with other products and vice versa. All clothes have to be custom made, you cant sit or walk comfortably in any public spaces.. You'd have to go to human doctors AND special vets to care for both of your halves...

The list just goes on <XDD being a wolf centaur would just suck in my opinion.

Ah sorry- nono you weren't being rude. I just forgot to comment back that I don't actually know what laptop I have 😅

@ink-machine-kidd

She probably snuck past whoever was in charge of her and put on the headset even though she was told not to😔

(Recent post) (Queenie and Kinger comic)

Oh nono, I just hadn't made everyone's ref sheets yet at that time. But different outfits is something Caine would try to manage! :0

Man you really had pirates on the mind huh XDD

Ohh, I see. I might not do that.. but I get the idea now <:D Thank you!

Vibes received 🤩 Thank you! :)))

Thank you!! :DD

Big wolf! :D

@samcat71470558

Thank you for the kind words <:))) So far it seems like the new tablet chord and downloading a fresh FireAlpaca has fixed all my problems. Hopefully it stays that way! 🙏

XD I think I just have a pattern with medias I'm into. If the story is mostly wholesome it feels bland. So I add a bunch of angst to it. (Octonauts is a good example)

Or alternatively, if the story is super angsty or has types of angst that I don't take well, (like character deaths) then I usually make a fix-it AU that brings everyone back to life and changes/removes a lot of the angst. (TADC and my Undertale AU: RefinedTale being good examples)

Also in my AU, Kaufmo hasn't abstracted. So she bonded with the other humans in other ways overtime. 👍

@wolfie-777

At first I assumed these were obviously fake. But a quick Google search shows that they seem to be real! :0 Although the peeled banana is clearly photoshopped <XDD

Ngl, a vanilla-like custard taste is exactly what I hoped/expected those bananas to taste like XDD

@theintroverse

La Chancla translated to "the flip flop".? <:0 I'm sorry but I don't understand..

Also is he based on a Pinata? :0 I hadn't realized- perhaps I will have to consider giving him some candy powers <XDD

[oh-no-its-bird]

Look all I'm saying is that if I were going to make a minecraft movie.

Well, first off I'd put down the first person to even reccomend we do it in cgi. Not just because it looks objectively terrible and half of the magic and nostalgia factor of minecraft is in its texture but holy shit budget much??? You are literally looking at a situation where the cheaper option is also objectively the better option. What the fuck are you doing

But I mean, after that.

Second off, all my writers must watch popular smps and minecraft roleplays/let's plays to understand the "magic" of the game. That's how we're studying for this, not the game books or whatever. Those guys are clearly doing smthn right, and as the executive/writer who knows very little about mineraft that I am in this hypothetical scenario, I need to do my best to make money. And that means learning what people like about the game and community.

Maybe even bring on some popular (non controversial please god) smp writers for consulting. They literally make minecraft movies as their fucking job, they are the expert u need to consult

Story wise, you NEED to choose if you wanna play this straight or silly. I'm so sick of movies trying to be all emotional and "ohh this world is so beautiful,, if u could only understand,, woaa" with their epic sound track and dramatic lighting, but then the dialogue being ripped out of a stupid marvel knockoff trying too hard to be witty

Anyways. Give me a generic "kid has a hard life and uses [thing] to escape it but then their parent trashes [thing] to teach them a "lesson"" movie.

The thing is minecraft and this kid is totally in love with letsplays and smps and has a server with their online friends (get a sponsorship from discord for that good good film sponsorship money, have them play while in call)

The mom or dad or maybe both trash the kids computer for some reason (bad grades maybe or one of those shitty "you need to talk to us more!!! That computer is killing ur brain!!! You don't love us as much as you should and it's that damn games fault!!!" But like it's actually just a kid being a normal fucking kid and having normal fucking kid hobbies things and the parents are dicks)

They delete the minecraft world rip

Them boom, kid somehow gets stuck in the game

Switch to NON CGI FILMING IN MINECRAFT. If you really need to add your stupid shitty fucking cgi then at least make it look like an ACTUAL MINECRAFT ANIMATION holy shit

It'll save us so much money too

So main plot is this kid, being trapped in minecraft, actually falling through different minecraft servers.

We can have different cameos from popular smps and youtubers, get some old youtubers and gameplay in here too. Get fucking dantdm and the diamond minecarts og series with the lab thing, it'll make the old fans lose their fucking MINDS.

The youtubers themselves don't even have to show up, just shove the kid into settings that are clear references to smps and letsplays. Have them wander through Aphmau's OG minecraft diaries sets or Sundee's lucky block series

The best part is that as backdrops, you don't even have to fully commit to "you'll only get this/find this interesting if you know these guys" bc if your writing is good enough you can still make people care by just. Introducing it correctly. Don't present it as "Aphmau's old minecraft diaries series world" go "oh wow look st this cool village,, woah I wonder who built this ,," And have them interact with NPCs organically

Meanwhile the parents go into the game after the kid to bring them back and we do this whole world hopping adventure where the parents learn that,, minecraft can be fun? Actually?

They find the kid and the kid is like "nooo I'm having too much fun the real world SUCKS!!!" but then we do that "it's cool to have fun and indulge but you still need to be present in the real world and do real people things too in order to have that fun responsibly" where somehow the kid realizes that moderation is good for u.

Maybe they almost die in game fr fr? Every world they enter has its difficulty upped a little bit till they enter *gasp* a hardcore world (oh no)

So like the kid learns that you can't just lock yourself in the room and wish the world goes away while you play minecraft for 12 hours straight, and the parents learn that minecraft is cool and fun and can be a good outlet and outlets are important for adults and children alike. And also that they totally pulled a dick move and they need to try to understand their kid instead of just demanding the kid understands them

Somewhere along the way, the kid ends up in their friends server and the friends help to pull them out of the game w the parents

We end the movie with the kid making an effort to be more present with the parents, and the parents also making an effort to interact with the kid in ways that they know the kid will enjoy and respond well to— shown a family dinner scene where the kid very eagerly eats their food while talking about school, then they all go to play minecraft together

The end <3

Oh right and if you seriously want Jack Black there so fucking bad then make him either the dad or like. School computer teacher who helps the kid use Minecraft EU to learn science (shows off that some schools use minecraft for education purposes) who also helps the kids friends pull them and the parents out of the game

Overall, lots of themes not just about how the game is cool and can let you do cool shit, but also about how the community is cool, and how it's provided so many kids and adults outlets to express themselves and have fun together

That's how you do a game movie

Anyways yeah, minecraft movie looks shit. Hire me instead next time

[daniil-dankovskys-daily-quote]

ohh, would you be willing to expand on your thoughts vis à vis Patho 2/Classic Bachelor? id be very curious to hear

Hello and thank you for asking. My preference largely depends on me becoming acquainted with Classic before 2, therefore my dislike for P2!Bachelor stems from him lacking several traits I appreciated in the original character, namely:

Dankovsky's fondness of children and the thematic significance of childhood in his original route. From P2, the voice line "So you're a child, huh? I've just learned I don't like children." (likely towards Clara) is simply ridiculous. Even as late as in Marble Nest he had dialogue such as: "They say your children founded a republic inside. Why do your hate your own youth so much?" which illustrates the motif of childhood = disempowerment very prevalent across the games. I hope we see more of it in P3

So so much of his P2 dialogue is just.... so ridiculously unclever and uninteresting. In Classic, he is only ever a massive asshole if you, the player, prompt him to; in the Haruspex and Changeling routes he does have his bad moments but is generally pleasant and helpful to his co-protagonists. In P2 the Asshole-Meter has been dialed up to 100; from his first interaction with Artemy to the final one in the Shelter, he's just so needlessly and uncharacteristically mean to Artemy and in general. Gone are the times where he was eager to find friends and allies in the Town (he readily calls Artemy, Aglaya and Block his best friend within DAYS of meeting them).

In the same vein, he comes of as really crude in P2. Lines such as: "Once, maybe, but now the Abattoir has become the Town's putrid ass." (side note to remind everyone that the original Utopian Ending explicitly EXCLUDES the Abattoir from the bombardment -> cannot find the dialogue for the life of me but the wording very specifically is something like "destroy the settlement, everything between the Abattoir and the Polyhedron"), "Perhaps all three hundred years of this wretched town's history happened just so that this flower could bloom atop this pile of shit." putting aside the fact that Classic!Bachelor does not swear, he is also never this dismissive of the Towns history (dialogue with NPCs from the earlier days suggests that he is in fact willing to learn more about the Town's history and practices), the Kin's practices and medical knowledge etc.

And, last but not least, he was just cool as fuck in Classic I am so sorry. P2 misses the mark entirely on this part. His outfit was cool and he was funny and sardonic but clever and kind, he was always there for his co-protagonists in their routes, he had his cool ass riffle that he could use without having a heart attack over it etc etc. I can only hope P3 will establish his character a little better & he will come across as more fleshed out and interesting than he does in P2. I can only hope.

[manikas-whims]

“You can join us too.” 😀😀😀

The audacity of Charlie to be talking about himself and MC as “us” right in front of Xavier!!!? Saying Xavier can join “them” 😒😒

Ohh this is foul!

This totally justifies Xavier’s annoyance cuz who the fuck does this no-face NPC think he is! 😭

[feelinungry]

and i will always, always, be defending the "plot-holes" that are not actually plot-holes at all. i've seen people on facebook complain so many times about the ending of the game - about the siege of talmberg to be more exact.

"just attack it", "just take it down", "why doesn't divish just do it", "ohh his wife he can't even fuck! nobody gives a damn", "henry doesn't even really care for radzig at this point" etc.

and i have to go back to that one solitary thing this game literally cannot exist without: love. it's the main aspect, it's the pillars the story stands on, it's everything.

medieval movies and books like to picture the old times ala skyrim: "my son was very young when he died. but he did so while doing his duty. he fell for skyrim! he fell for the empire! i do not mourn for i am proud!"

"oh, i loved my father more than anything. but he is gone now. that is life."

it is. but. hear me out. people back then - were actually just like people now. we break down when we lose someone we adore, cherish, love, protect. no matter how stoic we may be, we don't take it lightly, do we?

so, if you think about it, is it a plot-hole, when divish refuses to attack his castle because

it's his home and he loves it

his wife is in there

his friend is also in there?

robard would not attack if it were divish in there. radzig would not attack if it were henry in there. hans would not attack if it were hanush in there. istvan would not attack if it were erik in there. captain bernard would not attack if it were hans in there.

it all comes back to love. and wanting people you care about safe.

martin running back to certain death because his wife is in the village when the cumans attack.

both parents worrying about nothing but their beloved son even while they are being brutally murdered.

everyone on talmberg willing to lock henry up just to keep him away from skalitz (for reasons yet unknown).

theresa making a last stand for someone just as lost as her.

the understanding he's met with when henry comes and admits his failure to radzig, the fact that he went against direct order. (nothing, absolutely nothing else but radzig being in debt to martin, or radzig being someone close to henry, could explain the understanding, the acceptance, and the outcome of the whole situation. how do you think henry - who is just a young man, not a hero, not a dragonborn, not a chosen one - would get away with all this?)

henry backed out of the night raid on talmberg because hans was wounded and wouldn't survive long enough for the mission to succeed.

hans (in one of the outcomes) carried him out on his back, saving his fat ass. no time for glory, no time for saving the hostages when it's suddenly your best friend who is on the ground and bleeding out. he might have succeeded with the mission. yet he didn't hesitate when suddenly it was him who was put in the shoes of those who just wanted to keep their loved ones safe. it was stephanie for divish (he approved the raid). it was radzig for henry (he was the one who went first and most willingly). and it was henry for hans (who immediately backed out on henry's behalf). all those actions were based on love.

would you attack talmberg, knowing there was someone you loved? someone you wanted to know better, someone you wanted to learn how to love, someone who could have been much closer if he only tried? someone you only just met?

the whole story starts with love, continues with love, ends with love. it is everywhere you look and you don't even have to romance anyone to see it, to feel it. it is in the npcs' lives, it's the motivation behind so many actions. it's in henry's decisions. in your decisions.

because, don't you just love this game?

[diz-eaze]

having albedo and scaramouche as both your roommates—ohh…damn. double whammy…

like yeah, if you think scaramouche’s picture taking habits are bad, take a look at this guy *thumb pointing at albedo* this guy is NUTS!!! i know he’s probably broken a camera or two because of that. and on a freak-off scale between the two, i’d wager money on albedo breaking that scale in full. sure, both are weird and creepy, but it’s always the calm and stoic ones that got the craziest unimaginable tricks up their sleeves. and tbf scaramouche isn’t completely overt about his interests and motives, but he’s a little more pathetic about it bc he’s prone to accidentally exposing himself if he ever fucks up. not albedo though. he’s too perfect. too pristine. and he has that same cleanliness and smile as to idk hannibal. albedo is perfect premeditated. scaramouche is just a hot mess with a wetter dick.

also kabukimono scaramouche 💆‍♀️💆‍♀️ i like to imagine that it’s some kind of childhood friends/crushes (possibility one sided), who got separated because one or the other moves somewhere, then reunited only to figure out that little boy you used to hang out with is now all grown up and completely different than what you remember. but he still likes you. but he reallllyyy likes you this time around. and might have been following you around all these years oh well

or kabukimono > scaramouche pipeline might have had happened after an intense breakup and he crashed out and did an entire personality 180. scaramouche has phoenixed into a bitter ex-boyfriend. his mom thinks it’s a phase like most kids this days, but oh boy this little guy truly means it this time

running laps around this ask because you get me so bad,,, you get me !!

yandere albedo is so delicious because it's impossible for him to get outed as a freak !! his countermeasures against being found out are too high; too elaborate. and also... it's speculated by the traveler in the paralogism quest that albedo would never be put on trial for murder because if he did commit the crime, he'd never be found out because he's just too good, thus never being suspected in the first place LMFAOOOO. his reputation and personality in general causes people to think of him being a freak to be like,,,, an impossible concept. fanfiction levels of OOC for them, if you will. but if they had mind-reading powers, then they'd see the degeneracy that plagues albedo's thoughts 24/7 :(((

random npc: wow, mister albedo looks so serious! :0 i wonder what he's thinking about! albedo, thinking about (y/n): no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outsid-

whereas scara, specifically modern au roomie, is the ultimate boyfailure who's just too unhinged and much of a gooner to keep all his freakyness to himself. it's quite impossible for him to function as a normal human being whenever your in the vicinity, in fact, just a simple whiff of your scent is enough to have his pants tightening :(( what more if you willingly speak to him, or accidentally... touch him !? he's so obvious to the point where even you get the hint a month or two in him being your roommate. though you mistake his infatuation as a simple crush instead of what it actually is: a maddening obsession.

and childhood friend scara is such a cute concept,,, he's literally been in love with you since the age where you could only waddle around, and he's never stopped being in love with you even after all this time... despite the distance and unfamiliarity. and while his version of love is a tad bit too intense for normal human comprehension, it's very much real and genuine :((((

[replacementcodeau]

¡Hola! ¡Soy yo de nuevo!

Inspirada por la persona que te mando su OC Jade en este maravillosos universo llamado The Amazing Digital Circus Replacement Code, quise añadir mí granito de arena.

¡Soy muy fan de todo lo que subes! ¡Sigue con el buen trabajo!

Se que es innecesario pero también quería dejar algunas curiosidades sobre mí fantasma criticón favorito:

-Es la causa directa del malestar de varios personajes. Algunos no pueden evitar compararlo con su predecesora, Ponmi, sintiendo que ningún nuevo integrante podría estar a su altura. La anfitriona, por su parte, lo considera su peor pesadilla: el crítico implacable de cada error que comete, mientras intenta aprender a hacer su trabajo.

-Tiene una especial fijación contra Bubble. Nadie entiende porque lo detesta tanto, siquiera él, simplemente no lo soporta.

-¿Es un espíritu o simplemente alguien que decidió vivir bajo una sábana para siempre? Cualquiera que intente averiguarlo recibirá una mirada de desprecio tan intensa que perderá toda voluntad de averiguarlo.

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En el caso hipotético de que el personaje sea canon en la historia, no tendría un rol relevante. Con sus apariencia de NPC, duraría poquito tiempo y no tendría amigos XD

Ya, mucho texto, lo siento y muchas gracias por leer hasta aquí

OHH bastante interesante uwu¡ esta muy bonito >w<¡ me alegra mucho que te guste, significa mucho para mi <3 uwu

[rotating-hyperfixations]

Yellowjackets - 03x09 Thoughts

Chat, I’m so fucking scared rn

Deadass forgot about Walter until they just showed him in the recap

Van found alive, but unwell. I’m scared

Oh fuck young Van

Not Liv’s Australian accent coming out a bit with Shauna and figure

Van is so chill about this, has she hallucinated her younger self before?

Is Van going to break out of the hospital to end her life and complete the hero’s journey cycle?

If they take away my silly butch king, I’m going to kill myself

Tai calling Van baby, what if I was suicidal

Somehow Shauna and Melissa engaging in light cannibalism is gayer then if they actually had sex

Hilary Swank covered in blood - hot

Shaunanat content with sexual tension, delicious

So what I’m hearing is Nat taught Shauna how to use a gun

Personally, I think Shauna should be allowed to shoot one person after everything she’s been through

This is going to be an deeply tragic episode for TaiVan isn’t it

Also, not confirmation that Van was practicing rigging the card game so her and Tai wouldn’t die

Melissa is having the worst like few hours of her life. Granted it’s her own fault for sending the tab to Shauna and blowing up her own life. But damn all the Yellowjackets in one day

Hilary Swanks little yes when they asked if she send the tape was so Jenna

What the fuck is Travis doing w

Did Travis make the pit?!?!

Kodi, or whatever your fucking name is, Shauna is not who I would make an enemy of

Shauna, no offense, how did you think everyone would react to you squashing rescue

I guess this is the start of the factions

Interesting, I’m curious what happened in the woods to have lead to Melissa and Tai having beef

Oh fuck is Travis going to attempt to kill Lottie?!?!?

AKILAH STAY BEHIND ME, DONT YOU DARE TALK ABOUT DYING

The Callie, Jackie parallel from the trailer.

When was the last time Callie went to school

I guess helicopters are in the budget now

I’m intrigued that Misty is back with Walter

Van baby don’t go off into the woods alone

Ohh wait it was just the plane, so I guess when the cabin burned down they went back towards it

Of course the little movie nerd is going to somehow be the one to fix this stupid phone

Melissa befriending her mother in law

Lowkey, Hannah is right they are an extremely interesting study

Oop jealous Shauna has entered the villa

Shaunahat break up incoming I guess, slow burn break up by the looks of it

Melissa, maybe asking Shauna why she can’t be a nice person after fucking everything and then calling her nuts was not the move

Shauna, baby girl, shut the fuck up. You have lost your fucking mind

Ohh Shauna is going to shoot Melissa

I’m sorry the cut to Hannah made me laugh, like a fuckass NPC

Melissa, baby girl, I’m so sorry you started dating bisexual satan

Travis, I fear Lottie does genuinely believe her brain

Ohh Lottie, you trying to help, was the right idea but you did it in such a fucked up way.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IS LOTTIE FOINF TO TRY AND KILL HERSELF

Nevermind, she just clocked Travis

I can’t believe they’re letting Mari handle weapons

Not Callie and Jeff having a smoke sesh while Shauna is crashing out in Virginia

Warren Kole is killing the physical comedy for Jeff this season. I still hate Jeff, but I love Warren

Callie planting the seeds of divorce like every fucking child who wants their parents to get divorced does

Interesting Melissa switches teams

There is 20 minutes left in this episode and I’m scared

Not Hannah getting suspicious of Kodi in the final hour. Girl you had days to work this out

Shauna has clocked the plan; everyone is about to die

Interesting to see Hannah sell out Kodi

Oh fuck she killed him! Hell yeah girl!

Does this mean they like her now? Because she’s fucked up liking them

Fuck Hannah had brought into the crazy

Hell yeah Misty go to bat for Shauna a little

Misty hates this man, let her lez out with someone

So obviously there is incriminating shit on Lottie’s phone about something

I don’t like the implications of this

Melissa, I see this vision: but were you trying to die too

Other Tai/Tai linked to the phone again!

Ohh fuck the Tai’s are fighting in her brain?!

Omg the butch lesbians are going to face off!

Poor Nat, she was so hopeful

Not the snow coming again, is Nat going to parallel Jackie but not die

Are we finally going to find out that Misty destroyed the black box?!

FUCK WHY ARE THEY PLAYING EXUT MUSIC FOR A FILM

Not Melissa offering to sacrifice herself for Van

MELISSA KILLED VAN, WHAT THE FUCK

Tai and Shauna are going to kill her for real

Not the Van’s fighting

Baby Van that’s sweet, but I wish you hadn’t died

Is this how Nat fans felt last season, cause I’m wrecked

[batfam-nalu-onepiece]

DND party: You’ll never get away with this! We will save the Princess, free the city from your enslavement, defeat you and save the world!

BBEG: MUUHAHAHAHAHA If you want it all, LAY IT ON THE LINE! It’s the only life you got so…you gotta live it..BIG TIME! MUHAHAHA

Player out of character to the DM: wait is that…Big Time Rush

Dm:…Maybe

*DND SESSION*

Party member, Swordsman: *almost out of hit points in his training montage* I-I can’t. I’m to tired, I’ve been at this for 10 hours

DM playing the mentor: you have you. PUSH! Push until you can’t, AND THEN DEMAND MORE!!!

Party member, swordsman out of character to the DM: and let me guess? Determinate?

Dm:…

*DND SESSION*

Party is attacking a group of bad guys with some NPC’s help

DM: Ok so Braze gets hit by the battle axe and takes…6 damage. And Braze is h conscience

Player 1, Ranger: Shit anyone have health potions?

Player 2, rogue: No

Dm: But with Relentless Rage if he makes a constitute saving throw of 10 he gains a hit point and he rolls…ohh! A 17. And Braze is still conscience with 1 hit point!

Player 2: Nice he’s still up

Do, Playing as Braze: IM NOT GIVING UP TODAY! There’s NOTHING getting in my way! AND IF YOU knock -ugh-

Knock me over, I. WILL. GET. BACK UP. AGAIN!!!!!!

Players:…Trolls? Really?

*DND Session*

Wizard: Fireball! Ha! You’re toast!

BBEG, still up with a few hit points: Oh yeah? You and what Toaster!?

Player: Yeah that’s Danny Phantom

Dm:…no it’s not..

*DND SESSION*

NPC who was a friend turned evil

Player: You don’t have to do this! You’re good! You can stop!!

Dm as the, now evil, NPC: I’m not, gonna stop! Not gonna stop until I get my shot!!! THAT’S WHO I AM! THAT IS MY PLAN! Will I end up on top? YOU CAN-

Players at the same time, cutting the DM off: Bet on it?

DM:… Oh look, the NPC hired a band of Level 15 mercenaries

Player 1: But we’re only level 8

DM: then you bette RUN, RUN, Run, HERE WE COME! Erving our engines under the sun! Because with you calling out all my references and saying there dumb? Ohh you guys…you’re Cruisin For a Bruisin

[illiviestrations]

A Space and Time for You Spoilers

WE WERE ON A SPACESHIP?!?!

I thought we were just literal shooting stars

Also this was like intentional methinks

Abyss sibling would not drop that key

They deliberately left it with that hilichurl I don’t make the rules

Because they knew it’d alert us, right? It has to be intentional

Citlali thinking Abyss sibling naming the Abyss Order the way it’s named is lame is so funny

(And the option for the traveler to agree with her and say they’d have changed to name too? Chefs kiss)

Oh my gosh pretty NPC model???

She look’s Khaenri’ahn

OH HER EYES SHE IS KHAENRI’AHN

Oh she’s shy 🥺

But like real, if one of the twins held my hand I’d also blush like that

Direidyth what a pretty name

Ah

The Savior is Abyss sibling.

Called it

Why do I feel like this is drawing some parallels to summer tides scales and tales?

Abyss sibling, usually characterized as being the bad guy tm, is the apparent savior of Direidyth’s small village

Wanderer, while he had a redemption arc, not many would willingly call him a hero, but is the hero of Simulanka regardless

Idk I could be reaching (I am)

Damnnn Natlan really does love the traveler

Kantalo… you know what fair, I’d also brag about that if I were a warrior.

Direidyth. Girliepop.

Wait

Is the moon being inside the belt of stars intentional? Does that mean anything. I’m scared

Natlan parallels? With Khaenri’ah? It’s more plausible than one might think

ABYSS SIBLING?!?

Hi. Of course we meet them in a dream

WHOSE VOICE IS THAT

It has to be someone from the hexenzirkel maybe?

Pfff paimon semi interrogating Direidyth for maybe possibly harming the traveler and Direidyth taking it as paimon assuming she might make a move on the traveler instead

Wait… is this an alternate reality sort of thing? Is Direidyth even real? Is this all a dream?

Hi, Dainsleif.

Oh. Lore.

Ohh. Yeah that might make more sense, her being descended from pure-blooded Khaenri’ahns. But still doesn’t explain the whole seeing monsters or not thing.

Dain’s expectant stare LOL

Hoyo… I THOUGHT PLAYABLE DAINSLEIF WAS GOING TO BE A THING IN THIS.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT JUST SUMMONS HIM??

Cowards.

Wait what

What do you the abyss orders greatest wish has been achieved.

Oh.

Yeah. Where is the new Khaenri’ah?

oh Citlali was foreshadowing. And the dream of Aether. Oh,

OH DIREIDYTH ISNT PART OF THIS TIMELINE OH.

DAIN BEHIND YOU

WHAT

DAIN’S TEACHER?!? Is the INQUISITOUS BAPTIST??

Ohhhhh.

You know, I feel like the abyss order is really naive to think that Dain would ever work with them 

Yeah, I’d be pissed if I was Dain too

OH DIREIDYTH BABY GIRL :((((

DIREIDYTH WAS THE HILICHURL AT THE BEGINNING OF THE QUEST IM GONNA CRY

Oh :(

I’m. Not. Okay.

[g-zmania]

Sweets fuckin slap and im tired of ppl seeing it as somethin thats inherently tied to personality

"oh you dont seem like the kinda person to like sweets" damn what do u want me to look like then? a candyland npc?

OhH iF yOuRe ToUgH yOu GoTtA lIkE oNlY bLaCk CoFfEe

FUCK YOU. BLACK COFFE TASTES LIKE SHIT. KUKUI YOUR COFFE IS ACTUALLY FUCKING INEDIBLE